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  • hey this video is longer than 5 secs, you are A PHONY A BIG FAT PH.. v, i mean venusaur with a exclamation mark

  • .....fuck......press 6...........

  • No gimp?????

    

  • @J1NXY0 I think the gimp was sleeping.

  • Damn straight

  • 0:10 best! ^^

  • more than a 5 seconds

  • hahahahahahaha

  • classic jules

  • for muffin press 5

  • niffuM

  • awww fu..

  • Just Chuck Norris can bet a film with only 4 SECONDS Motherfukcer!

  • Muffin

  • muffin motherfucker!

  • muuffin

    

  • I like the part where he turned a 5 second video into a 24 second video

  • Comment removed

  • muffin

  • muffin

  • muffin

  • muffin

  • muffin

  • It's the one that says "Bad Motherfucker"

  • ...fuck,

  • i love that song haha

  • yea.. i was just sitting here.. eating my muffin.. and.. drinking my coffee..

  • muffin motherfucker

  • sıɥʇ is cool

  • uıɟɟnɯ

  • HMM THIS VIDEO IS LONGER THAN 5 SECONDS, PERHAPS I SHOULD POST A COMMENT HERP DERP HURRDURRRRRR

  • Well sheeit neegro, thats all you had to say!

  • I just love it when the two top comment say the exact same thing

  • Hahaha nice one :D

  • Pulp Fiction in 5 seconds yet the video is :24 secs

  • @mnr8788 get rid of the intro/putro and u got 5 secs...

  • @mnr8788

    Wow. you are the biggest dumbass I've ever seen.

  • whats the name of the intro song?

  • @sukhoi24 misirlou- Dick Dale

  • i could eat a big kahuna burger in 5 seconds

  • M-word. Muffn

  • 8 seconds

  • ...... Fuck.

  • F word? L()L

  • Muffin

  • MOTHERFUCKER!

  • muffin lol

  • SAY WHAT AGAIN... I DARE YOU, TO SAY WHAT AGAIN....

  • Samuel L.Jackson was put on earth for one reason:

    TO SWEAR!

  • Ah, why can't Mace Windu just be as rude as Samuel- wait.

  • fuck.....

  • I don't like "In 5 Seconds" videos that are actually 20 seconds long.

  • @LtSurge659 you dont like most of 5 seconds then

  • @LtSurge659 ... the clip (not counting the initial text and credits) is actually less then 10 seconds long. What is wrong with you man? you gonna criticize it for being about 3-4 seconds to long?

  • @TheUnbeholden

    So you seriously require an opening Title and Credits for a 5-second Video.

  • @LtSurge659 .. Honestly doesn't matter either way. I like the initial title on almost all of the 5 second vids. The end credits is neccesary because it has... well credit, gotta give credit where credit is due.

  • Sam Jackson is a muffin durp de durp !

  • muffin

  • 7 then 5 really fast, Sam Jack gets beat up

  • fucking windows 98!!

  • what was that...muffin is like subliminal language for motherfu**er

  • This one was longer than 5 seconds.

  • smauel l jackson is a legend

  • It's weird because I only laughed when he said Muffin.

  • muffin

  • I like the part where he said muffin.

  • watch?v=ScqSoY1fTVY these motherfockers are better!!! (its not my channel though)

  • .........fuck

  • muffin?

  • @CrimsonAnubis

    Muffin.

  • check that scene out

    watch?v=QgwUihxHEA0

  • I like the part where he say motherfucker

  • motherfucker!

  • ..............................­....fuck......

  • royale with cheese muthafucka!

  • Muffin

  • did i hear muffin?

  • Muffin...

  • press 6, that's my fav. :)

  • push 5 .."go fuck a motha fucka"

  • Muffin

  • MUTHA FUHKA

  • lol this shit is hilarious..... F word.....Fuck

  • Pulp Fiction in 5 Seconds. Dig it LOL

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • muthafucka

  • I like this part, when he says motherfucker

  • does he look like a bitch?

  • Suddenly Cheeseburgers, thousands of them.

  • The word at the end "muffin"... that word, right there my brothers... that made the video

  • keep pressing the 10secmark notice it says GO FUCK A MOTHERFUCKER rofl

  • I'M A MUSHROOM CLOUD LAYING MOTHERFUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER!

  • Keep pressing 5... "go fuck a motherfucker"

  • muffin

  • i KNEW it would be like that

  • @Kojak7snap

    LOLOL

  • @Kojak7Snap LOL

  • If you watch Pulp Fiction backwards, it's still out of order.

    Unusually, if you watch it out of order, it's in order.

  • Wesley snipes in five seconds: evades taxes then hides in Final fantasy 13

  • WIN

  • press 5

    a fkin motherfker...

  • I liked the part where he said motha fucka

  • muffin is a metaphoric word for mother fucker :)

  • This is how movies with Samuel L. Jackson work: He must either

    A. Make the movie Rated R on his own, or

    B. Die a gruesome death.

    C. OPTIONAL: Hate things that start with "s." (Snakes, Sharks, Sith, etc.)

  • @ArmedtotheTeethProd Holy fuck C was funny.

  • @ArmedtotheTeethProd that's why if you look in the dictionary for cool the picture of samuel L. jackson should show up he's so cool even when dying he still is

  • @ArmedtotheTeethProd that's genius lmfao

  • @ArmedtotheTeethProd That was, the most awesome comment i've ever read on youtube, Sir

  • @ArmedtotheTeethProd I've had it with these motherfucking snakes, on this motherfucking plane! That movie sucked so hard... But Samuel saved the day.

  • @ArmedtotheTeethProd dont forget squid.

  • @R0B0stairs Which film was that?

  • @ArmedtotheTeethProd Sphere with the big evil golden ball

  • @ArmedtotheTeethProd You forgot Skull fragments.

  • @ArmedtotheTeethProd BUT THEN HE HATES HIM SELF

  • @hydracoop63 If he is, in fact, a "thing," rather than a person.

  • @ArmedtotheTeethProd humans are things O_O so...

  • @ArmedtotheTeethProd - don't forget has to explicitly say fuck/motherfucker at least once...i couldn't believe it when he actually squeezed it into his brief role in 1408 lol

  • @ArmedtotheTeethProd You forgot Squid!

  • @ArmedtotheTeethProd all with one dialogue volume.... loud.

  • @ArmedtotheTeethProd It was "C" option that made me laugh.

  • @ArmedtotheTeethProd Where does that apply in Pulp Fiction?

  • @Jimbotheone A. Do you know how many times he says fuck in that movie?!?!

  • @666007Mike Yes, but it was hardly the swearing that made it rated R :P

  • @Jimbotheone If someone says "f***" (Yes, I censor myself) at least twice in a movie, it's automatically rated R.

  • @jamesXXy2k Deep Blue Sea: he gets eaten right after giving a motivational speech.

  • @ArmedtotheTeethProd Oh! Cool, thanks!

  • @jamesXXy2k No problem!

  • i liked the part where it goes "mother fucker"

  • Samuel L. Jackson

    King of the word Motherfucker

  • It is close to the situation when I could write "press any key for swear". ;]

  • Royale with cheeeese!

  • @hugosacor the metric system motherfucker!

  • 0:21 <3

  • click 5: fuck em,motherfucker

  • Did he just said motherfucker, mom call the cops

  • I think Sam Jackson invented the words "Mother Fucker".

  • If you watch Pulp Fiction backwards, it's still Pulp Fiction.

  • @Smegma007 ie, crap

  • @Smegma007 I watched this movie about a helpful monster who rebuilds a ravaged city and moonwalks into the ocean; afterwards I learned that it was just Godzilla backwards.

  • @Smegma007 I don't get it..

  • @linkxkid13

    i take it you've never watched pulp fiction

  • @tokyodove :( i suck

  • @linkxkid13

    the movie jumps between events instead of having them in order. it goes like middle start end start middle end start

  • @tokyodove Thanks for clarifying it for me :)

  • @linkxkid13 If you've visited the other "??? in 5 seconds" videos, you'll realize that some of the top comments goes something like this "If you watch this movie backwards, it's actually about a guy who brings people to life and builds buildings and yadayadayada."

    I realized that the joke couldn't work with Pulp Fiction because the movie is purposely disorganized.

  • @Smegma007 Oh truu

  • @Smegma007 more like Noitcif Plup

  • Press 9 for a muffin!

  • Muffin.. lol.

  • /watch?v=VW2AfooARZA

  • ...muffin... DAAAAAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHA

  • what's the song at the end?

  • @KukSoolWon2000

    Black Eyed Peas - Pump It, if I remember right.

  • @Timmeltammel

    thanks

  • @Timmeltammel motherfucker, motherfucker

  • @Timmeltammel way wrong, that song came out Years after pulp fiction did. it's actually an old 50's surf rock song, maybe late 60's.

  • @spadehatesscrewtube

    Maybe, but the start of the song is exactly the same as in this video, so it's credible that it is a cover of this surf rock song. ^^ Sorry for not knowing such things, I'm not a big fan of BEP and so I don't know the story of their songs.

  • @Timmeltammel eh, who knows. could be.

  • @KukSoolWon2000

    Dick Dale and His Del Tones - Miserlou

    Black Eyed Peas only sampled it.

  • @donnervogel1985

    ok, thanks

  • Fuck.

  • It's about Samuel L. Jackson's carrier in 5 seconds.

  • Cool

  • MUTHAFUCKA!

  • 0:21 Muffin =D

  • I'm a cock sucker

  • Mother fuckin' plane.

  • what is that music ? btw. nice :D

  • @AtomicBomb783 Misirlou by i THINK Dick Dale. You'll find it.

  • "Motha Fucka" must have been Samuel L. Jackson's first words as a kid :P

  • @TallTomG18 "Give me my milk mutherfucker"!

  • Nuthin.

  • @17dollaz

    actually...Muffin:) which is a subliminal word for "motherfucker" in certain parts...just as shown in the highest rated comment!

  • omg thas sooo funny thumbs up 4 tha!