[RAGE] ROUGH touhou game review [by zk43a]

[RacMutau]

omg closed captions is so awesome "I don't think i'm a business lord involving the game"

[AgentSapphire]

lulz this guy is silly. IIf someone is gonna review something at least do your research.

[htfkid2000]

Did you just call it an anime game? LOL

[PaulsTransformation]

this kid is cool he is right...btw i met him and he is one of the coolest japs i know

[ViewtifuIWaitress]

OP's a genius. Excellent trolling.

[kony512]

he should have said toohoo

10000% more rage

[egbduf]

whys everyone so pissed...its a freaking game.... who cares

[Phenanima0]

subtitles makes this whole thing about 50 times better.

[atan0k]

@Phenanima0 and 20% cooler.

[Iemanonymous1]

Oh my god, I'm so glad you mirrored this!

Was he trolling or what, 'cause if not he's hilariously ignorant.

[ProudWildGreenBeast]

And remember! Texting yourself and saying "fuck" several of times in your (failed weeaboo) introduction video to a series of loli-filled and epilepsy-inducing Japanese video games will make people think you are a badass in real life. Regardless of whether your accent and use of grammar in english speech is similar to that of a 4 year old.

[PaulsTransformation]

@ProudWildGreenBeast he fuckin japanese

[AnimatorRm]

Haha, you pronounce it Tou-HOE.

[0PyramidHead]

U MAD?

[eros14521]

I made it to 20 seconds without raging.

[HeavensTraitor]

Nice video. I really liked the review. I think you should keep up the good work!

[Moonchipz]

Japanese =/= Anime

[musicexam]

He's like the troll king... He's trolling, while actually thinking what he's saying is real. >:(

[Ironclad404]

NO.

[Lostii8]

Touhou > Cell phone. So, as i must point out,

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUU-

[jimexmore]

I AM IN YO GAME,RAPEING YO GIRLS

[Tempus90pl]

doouuuu ziiin sziiii

[Tohluse]

:I

Its lovely how people think they can make a game review with made up information. Bravo.

[DaVince21]

I like the part where he says ehneemay.

[clubroblox3893]

Lunatic is not the hardest mode.

Extra is. *It is shown to be a mode if you choose extra start*

Dipship.

[atan0k]

@clubroblox3893 If you take your head out of your ass a bit you'll probably realize the difficulty order is more like:

Easy < Normal < Extra < Hard < Lunatic

Try actually playing the games next time.

Dipsheep.

[clubroblox3893]

@atan0k wat

[SethForsman]

@atan0k

No, he's right. Extra is the highest difficulty setting.

[atan0k]

@SethForsman The thing is, Extra is NOT a difficulty level. It's an extra stage without difficulty levels.

When compared in with the rest of the game, it's usually harder than Easy and Normal while easier than Hard and Lunatic.

Sometimes it's harder than Hard, but for most of the games it's like I said.

I, for one, have beaten every Extra stage in the Windows generation.

Not once I've come close to beating Lunatic.

[BSfanboy113]

just a question can i get the link to your background pic

[whatNOumlauts]

If I knew how to say "You are a fucking retarded faggot, please stop fucking up my Internet experience and commit suicide right now." in Japanese, I would. Since I'm not a weeaboo, I'm afraid you'll have read this in the oh-so-inferior English language. Have a nice day, Sir.

[UTAU53Yui]

Just because it's Japanese doesn't make it an anime. That's like saying everything from America is a hamburger.

Wait...

[FantAsian94]

You don't have a clue what you're talking about really do you? *sigh*

[UltraDragonDragon]

1:16 Okay. So I'm baka!

[DaVince21]

@UltraDragonDragon Oohhh man. Oh man. Oh MAN. Ohhh maaaan. Seriously? He says that. And then he says it without rhyme, reason or proper pronounciation.

This guy is so bad that it just becomes funny. How does he manage to spout that much nonsense?

[BlackJanuarias]

the sheer amount of butthurt on this page is staggering.

[pepeluisyomi]

easy mode? your dick must be small

[DaPsykopaatti]

O_____________________________­___________o

[Bananamatic]

the comments are even worse than the video lol

[Vanmpir]

wow, it's true, you fags are raging hard about youtube video

[zephyrmaru]

His voice is like...uhh.. on.. uh... drugs...

[pichuuuuun]

And I tought that my 1cc normal runs(touhou noob run channel)

Was bad!

But this video makes me feel like I´m a real pro!

[xXF0rGotten]

I wonder if he knows that beating the game on lunatic, or even NORMAL, would unlock the extra stage, which he CLEARLY didn't unlock yet... (2:29)

[alvin105]

this is blasphemous 

[frozencanadian]

RAGE for great justice! :D

[Celundur]

I felt like raging, crying and laughing at the same time... o_O

[KamikaziNinjaStriker]

God I raged so hard I almost broke my keyboard & monitor.

But it also made for a good laugh.

[ngd4wg]

Oh let me turn down the sound so you can't hear the amazing music. And the video just fails in gneral

[indoom666]

damn man.. pronouncing everything wrong

[Azazel47]

"Ay-ke-habara" PING! It's time shut the fuck up!

[NewChannelsFTL]

The subtitles were hilarious.

[Selryam616]

I had a good laugh, thanks. You are wonderful, OP.

[DBLHNDR]

caaaaancerrrrr

[togra111]

who did the subs ????? the subs are pretty wrong xD ROFL about subs

[godofwar078]

can you give me the link of your background :D plsplspls!

[TheGrandTheftshit]

WHAT THE FUCK ? 

[CrystalChristy7]

Akihabara ROx!

i'm so lucky!

going there in winter!

i heard they got Touhou Vending machines!

[TheGabaman123]

dude, that was so wrong in so many ways. You refered to Doujinstyle and say that Doujinshi is limited on Japan? WTF? WHATS ABOUT TEAM EASTGAP?!

[SomeDoooD]

It is pronounced Toe-hoe, you illiterate faggots.

[DarkLink727]

Put transcribe audio on, "Do is you see is a fan made monday" what.

[Dslayer89]

Honestly, I laughed at this more than raged...

[ZiggyZoko]

If anything, I'm laughing at these comments. It's like weeaboos making fun of a weeabo!

[DrButler]

Easy mode? ...Bitch.

[waradvantage1]

Lol Weeaboo. Lol complaining about lag on fullscreen record. Lol Toe Hoe. Lol easy mode. Lol æ.Props to atan0k for mirroring this faggotry.

[XWatchLearnX]

lol audio transcribe

"well im still offloading the beat you up off a ninety two"

[hooh3923]

OSHI HE ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE GAME!

[wildliongirl]

Hey, Flandre, I think we found your next meal ^^

GO GET THAT NOOB! XD

Half the time, I'm just like, "NO REALLY YA FUCKING NOOB!"

[ObsTheGreat]

TOE HOE. I lol'd so hard.

[huevonesunltd]

THIS its what i meant with "touhou is NOT for everyone"

[Iceyaquatica]

OMGZ LIEK WAT ANIME IS THEEZ FROM DESU KAWAII

o3o

Oh Touhou you've prepared another man to be murdered.

[TheCorbenik]

wtf did I just watch? is he on mushroom or something?

and...easy mode, oh well, girls are going to make fun of the size of his dick for the rest of his life.

[qwertykeyboardqwerty]

It so bullcrap he finished it even on easy with that kind of skill.

Im sorry he has no skill

[kinkydarkbird]

20 seconds, I lasted 20 seconds.

[tthething]

@kinkydarkbird i holded my rage from the moment i saw his background i was sure he was going to turn into a dumbfuck...

Anyways, its not about him not knowing about touhou, its about him pretending to know about touhou and overall anime/manga/japan

he is a wannabe wannabe japanese/otaku.

[kupo234]

He has a potato on his mouth or what?

[Leiffer]

ho soonds liik ha has trabel spookeng

[shunkwugga]

"Fast reactions"

Since when did Touhou require quick reflexes? It's mostly pattern based and leading.

I really hate this kid, but the video's still funny. Thanks for uploading.

[UberNiftyMan]

Lol, I love when people pronounce Japanese sounding words as if they're talking to an autistic child XD

[PoonBot5K]

take it easy

[ParadoxNG]

>Toe Hoe

[kinomikukki]

*gasp* OMGWTFBBQ his knowledge is impressive =0 *cough cough*

[awlccl123]

This guy sounds like he's mentally challenged or something.

[Landonpeanut]

I doubt he actually cleared the entire thing on easy mode. Maybe after using 1000 continues....

[sonicboomclan]

touhou isnt an anime or a manga those where fan made

[Fortevn]

I just had dinner with Yukari and what is this

[Zetzumarshen]

Which is more annoying, the video or the hypocrites?

I say both.

[pnx073]

"i have cleared this game" ahahahaha cleared on EASY Mode!!! only babies play easy mode!!!

[iFukuyama]

Your knowledge of facts of truth amazes me. I will now preform judgment and justice and say you are mistaken.

[Heartless1337]

Instant retard: add water and stir.

[repatomonor21]

easy mode O.O only helpless pathetic retards play on easy mode.

[gungag]

It's a SHOT'EM UP

[cs2dfan]

DOUUUGH JEEEN SHEEE

[Kurtablia]

Oh my god this faggot pisses me off so badly. Weeaboo fuck!

Bad liar too. Easy mode playing bitch. Fuck him, He isn't worth touhou.

He can go shove his DOUUUGH JEEEN SHEEE UP his ass along with his fist!

[7h3d4rkw0lf]

I'm trying quite hard to not smash the screen in front of me into a million pieces...

Fuck it *smash*

[Cyberleader12]

@7h3d4rkw0lf you are a hardcore fan right? This video has at least 100 % chance of inducing rage into any hardcore touhou fan.

[7h3d4rkw0lf]

@Cyberleader12 If you consider knowing every spec of my favorite characters, knowing how to dance Cirno's Perfect Math Class (video's up under 7h3d4rkff0r1g3n5), learning Bad Apple's dance, listening to albums for Touhou daily, and being able to beat Imperishable night on Hard with no continues and get a perfect endings, then yes, I am a hardcore fan lol xD

[Cyberleader12]

@7h3d4rkw0lf lol that is cool.

[7h3d4rkw0lf]

@Cyberleader12 Although I think of it now, I seem to have wasted a lot of time... meh whatever, I'm only in highschool, I got time xD

[Sketchya0]

lol, it said box sitcom

[Cyberleader12]

wtf is with the text at the bottom

[cYsmix]

i hate you

[ATFlonne]

zk43a is total fail lolz

[alphardbr]

EASY MOOOODOOOO~

[KageNightow]

I thought: How bad could it be?

I was wrong. So wrong.

This hurts my insides. ;_;

[lolimaycry]

If it... wasn't that URL just Google it?

Type in dough jeen:

D-O-U, G-I-N, HYPHEN style, S-T-Y-L-E, dot com

[OrangeLounge123]

-rips out hair-

D<

[Luisdenuevo]

I dunno if it was to comment but i did it anyway, lulz were ensure in all the comment section

[GreenVirus76]

AH KNEE MAY GAEM

TOE HOE

DOUGH JEEN SHEE

[Bananamatic]

all you weeaboos

man up and play dodonpachi

[MattiPrower]

Roflcopter. This isn't a review! It's some dumbass flapping his jaw to the few thoughts he can manage about what he believes to be Aneemay. Actually, actually. Lol.

[xneonix]

LOL PHAIL

[Hidraga]

my gawd!

[chocolatehoney15]

WORST REVIEW EVAR!!

this zk43a needs his computer burned in front of him.

oh, and he gets a 1...out of 5

[delimoo]

here you know what... a doujinshi is a porn manga THERE. and its a game, there is no anime.

[shunkwugga]

Oh, so wrong. Doujinshi is any type of media done independently without the influence of a major studio or publishing house. Most of it is manga and visual novels, but there ARE some doujin anime...for example, someone actually got a couple big-name VA's to work with episode 1 of what was supposed to be a collection of OVA's involving the Touhou characters...it never was finished.

[delimoo]

oh... thank you!

[delimoo]

do you know what a doujinshi really is?

[boatoflol]

I watched 2:22mins of the Vid and its bullshit untill now, I hope I'll not waste another 3mins of my life. He just tryed to use the word doujinshi as often as possible and try to impress with his Aniimieeyy Geemes and its pronounced TO-HO not Ttough hough SHIT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUU

[CrusnikZerosama]

Sakujo~

[rtfrmko]

White people who are obsessed with Japan culture busting on other white people who are obsessed with Japan culture. Goody.

[UltimaZero9000]

LOL EASY MODE

[mishael999]

GRAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

This Video is on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

This. Is. Fail.

Touhou Does not equal doujinshi/anime

[AnimeAdmirer22]

ED was right; this is bad, this is very bad. I will say one thing and one thing only. The only way you can talk about this stuff the way he did is if you have the voice of that guy who does the movie trailers. You know the one: "In a world..."

[superscience890]

I like how he chose easy mode xD

[SecksyTaco]

This person. Why does he have internet. WHY DOES HE EXIST. But the wall doesn't hurt anymore.

[r8221]

100000+/10

i fucking raged

[badchser550i]

this guy is a fag lol white boys shouldnt play anime games gtfo

[z3squared]

everything about you makes me want to punch you in the mouth

[GreenVirus76]

CNN did a report on Bad Apple!

Wooo

Go rage at it right now! watch?v=OeEIteQmpHE

[rainshadow324]

All I have to do is...

*face palm*

[Sunfalcon325]

Ahn-ee-may gaym.

[B100ginSh4d0w]

"I'm on Easy mode. I've been on Lunatic mode which is the hardest level... next to Hard level"

.... What? Did this fucktard just call Hard easier than Lunatic?

[TehMrCung]

Toe-hoe, Doejin hyphen style.

The fail seems strong.

[superscience890]

@TehMrCung

nonoo you spelled it wrong

it's doegin

[FreshSqueezedLoyalty]

ass tea gee

[darkpojox]

i went to his page only to discover that i couldnt post on his page. Mortified, i tried to get myself added as his friend. Success ensued, but due to his nature of being a faggot he eats, sleeps, and shits at his computer so i got instant removed. I then proceeded to calling him a faggot on his other videos for græt justice!

[iKitson]

Comfusion! AH YEAH MUTHER FUCKER!

[OyVeey]

Lol'd. Awesome troll.

[JustinianPrvni]

Jesus fucking Christ.

Kill yourself.

[Knoxroxmysox]

all doujinshi are made in akihabara, tokyo, japan

[aznr4v3m4st3r]

only ⑨ can describe you properly...

[AHugeFuckinBlunt]

OH MY DEAR CHRIST NOT THE PRONUNCIATION! All you raging faggots are as bad as him.

[torque154]

there is so much fail in this video. not only failed to give out the correct information, but you failed to pronounce the japanese words correctly.

[EveryoneCry]

Why does he talks like if his father's PINGAS were in his mouth?

[killjoy716]

such... a... fag... it hurts.

[madvideogamer]

Eeeh? Easy mode!? Only children play on easy mode!

[HaldoChan]

@madvideogamer Exactly what I was thinking XD

[ChaosBW]

lol what a baka

[tsubasakurozawa]

honestly, getting outraged because of this, wow, real mature, and who cares, everybody starts at the easy level at first.

[9753883]

Pfft! Easy mode!? How disgusting! Easy mode should be reserved for junior elementary school kids!

[wontonmaster666]

akihihabara is not a town mate, its a shopping district where otaku collect their shit :D

Doujinshi is just doujinshi, manga created by unofficial mangakas, not specifically contained to tokyo :D

what the fuck are you talking about?

[hoozimajiget]

o.0

[WhereTheVideoEnds]

STG stands for shooting game...I think.

There is so much wrong here.

[Meryujinu]

>> touhou is doujinshi anime

>>> doujinshi is fanmade manga made in tokyo

what is this i dont even

[HeavenHorizon1]

That guy sucks.

[touhouy]

Screw this!! FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Jamaldude1]

Is it just me, or does he sound retarded?

By retarded, I mean medically, not slang.

[Waethos]

This guy obviously doesn't know what he's talking about. >_>

[MarisaHanamura]

Right, i'm a fan of Touhou myself but... hahaha all you butthurt fans make me laugh.

He just didn't know much about Touhou, and tried to introduce it to others.

Rage all you want, butthurt Touhou fans. It'll just make you look like a failure.

[GreenVirus76]

"It's a Japanese game of course because it is a Doujinshi game"

I fuckin' LOL'd

This guy does not know shit on what he is talking about, he plays in easy mode, thinks Touhou is an Anime, and hates his cell phone.

EPIC PHAIL

EEEH!? Easy mode? How lame!

Only kids play in easy mode!

Kya ha ha ha ha ha ha~!

[Ashurruhsan]

Want to bet, nobody sent him shit on the cell phone? He did it only to give the impression he has somebody to talk to, which is a natural lie...

[GreenVirus76]

Most likely...

I don't know what kind of person would be friends with this loser.

[darkpojox]

@GreenVirus76 dude he recorded himself spinning a pen. how awesome is that? he shouldn't be an hero at all.

[NikeLoveRoxas]

HE SOUNDS FUNNY :D :D

[IHeartMySnes]

There was so much wrong with that.... Yeah, you dont need to show the actual game in a review, why is that fucking important?

Im very surprised my keyboard works after what I just did to it...

[dragonslayerEMP]

stg. that stands for shooting.

[PiloyD]

next to hard 'lavel', And the 'bass' should come any minute.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Avery752]

i laughed rather than raged

the game