How To Kiss

[JaeJoong38]

THAT WAS EPIC *O*

[JaeJoong38]

omomomo sarani XD

[Crazystunts551]

YOU'RE FUCKED

[krusher6968]

theres blood theres blood everywhere!!!!!!

[28gurdil152]

HOLY DUCK FUCK

[pvrabec]

What's the name of the song at the end?

[LogicThEncrypter]

she has an awesome ass.

[bm4604]

sneaky bitch know karate

[bm4604]

this is so funny

[nazzQB]

0:49 lol that's right you stupid bitch

[artemide68]

lol in real life.. you would have stopped at step 1

[RJProductionsx]

Omg I love you!!!!

[antaluta]

Smothered By A Mutha Fuckin PILLOW!!

[sk84life1023]

Yeah i did the first thing and it didnt really work out the whole getting in her car thing well i said hey get the fuck inside this car so i can fuckin shift ur gears well she broke off her gear shift stabbed me with it cut off my dick and is now selling on ebay as a dildo sooo dont let it happen to you ......ps i am now the highest bidder haha

[Notsoaveragejoe9]

Thanks for the tips:D

[MsAbbydo]

That girl is beautiful. Even though I have a girlfriend, just stating a fact. This vid is funny as hell. Lol, Getting Smothered by a Motha Fucking Pillow.

[LiveLoveDanceDez]

Lol it's funny how he's wearing Aeropostale under a Hollister shirt.

[Keely1996]

Creep aaaasssss!

[Assassin9791]

1:24 nice

[Minecraftkudden]

2:05 Hahahahahahaha!

[Megangomez21]

Uh, I'm fucked.

[DaGamingSource]

0:22 FAT ASSSSSSSSS

[the3choosenONES]

and pause



[the3choosenONES]

go to 3:34. your welcome!

[CoconutsButterApple]

Lmao

[deathstalker47]

GET IN THIS FUCKIN CAR AND MAKE OUT WITH ME!!!

[EliteWarrior113]

SNEAKY BITCH KNOWS KARATE!!!

[SanieM9]

I was looking for real advice and found this, i have no regrets

[lero77shuffler]

SMOTHERED BY A MUTHA FUCKIN PILLOW!! LOL

[13gkd13]

lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo­

[SIRRENITY6182]

My pants are off, my penis is dry what are you gonna do about?

[kansasgirl2578]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahhaahahahahahahahahahahahaah­ahahahahahahahahahaha.....no o_o

[369tina369]

I love u makemebad35

[NatsirtMats]

The screaming is epic! hahah

[queenswaq]

FUUNNIEST SHIT EVA

[mindrite2432]

holy duck fuck this asshole has balls!!!!!!!!!! lmfao

[mcbutter1998]

That's so funny!:)

[wallonthefloor]

Vexare - Dux and Flux

some guy made a dubstep remix of this song, if you like makemebad, youll like that song

[core993ful]

Lol

[lundern99]

holy duck fuck that asshole has balls

[skullerman2]

1:24 lol look at it

[TheArchangles982]

I tried this once... I failed as soon as she said show me(As in show me the old man who just got hit.)1

[MrSyslaw]

You are my master!!!

[Layla1301]

Women are good for SOOOO much more then cooking and we don't all like cooking for men

[ShugoShugopower2]

@Layla1301 i agree with u if a guy went "maKE ME a sandwiche" since it's a sandwich ei'd go "make it urself"

[TheAmendoza1]

STINKY BITCH KNOWS KARATE!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!

[maddvid1233]

Amazing soooo funny

[FailHappyVideos]

Have you noticed the related videos just pointing it out

[SKABSten]

Noot helpful to me im now in hospital by a girl!!!! Just a joke

[MyAjaay]

No i think this girl is so sexy i could have sex with her or fuck her

[parkdive123]

I really enjoyed watching your video! It had good information that's really useful! I'm telling my friends about it now! :) I'm looking forward to see what you post next. I have a website related to your video that? I would like to know if you would place my link in your description? made4dating(dot)com/limitless I am willing to pay you $15 for placing my link there. We can help each other out! Please let me know soon. Thank You! -Davina

[smileylilbro]

I tried didn't work I got slapped lololololol jk funny shit bro

[Sorafan1171]

this didnt work

[bigbucksboy3]

You're so copying smosh

[killdude2000]

i wouldnt want a relationship knowing i lied to get her.

[MJFanmadeLiveHQ]

HOLY DUCK FUCK!!! THIS ASSHOLE AS BALLS!

[Wale47]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! fucked...

[JW36904]

He looks like mike myers from austin powers.

[Russ3lThorp3]

CREEP ASS!!

[Fredrik9730]

HOLY DUCK FUCK!! THIS GUY GOT BAALLLSS!! hahahhahahahah xD

[crazyjake252]

HOLY DUCK FUK THIS ASSH0LE HAS BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is my favorite part

[hello77g]

i loved it it was fukin funny wen he goes in to the car and never take this advice less ur a retard

[JoJoLovesFranny]

This is so funny me n my friend were watchin it n we were laughing----guy:my pants are off my pennis is dry and wat u gonna do about it lol hahahaha:D lmao!

[47IsaacMedina]

freaking annoying BITCH!!!

[chowderluvr1]

Yes I find this annoying!!!!!!!! Get a life loser!

[Kai2unow]

Does anyone else find this annoying?

[XxBubblePinkGumxX]

jaja wow! "SMOOTHED BY A MUTHA FUKIN PILLOW!!!" XD

[97NROD]

I use to fuck every Girl!

Then a sneaky bitch knew karate

[SenoritaMidnight]

Fucking retarted. BACK ARROW!

[RageKing1000]

sneaky bitch knows KARATE!

[OhHeyItsMattyD]

is it bad i took all this advice?... 0.o

[freckedbarbie2]

smotherd by a mother fucking pillow!!

[ajlasarajlija]

my pants are off my penis is dry what u gonna do about about it

[Putteprinsen001]

0:15 you're welcome

[angelas65]

Murdered By A GIRL ! You Are A PUSSY !

[JPrince650]

Am I the only guy who thought this girl was beautiful...

[MrVibez94]

@JPrince650 Yeah she's a Flower !!!

[ReddHarlemX1]

@JPrince650 and had a fat ass

[129hiify]

jajajjaaajaj funny :))) <3

[AntoineDubois100]

2:03 Creepy face!

[TheAlleycat6]

holy duck fuck, the comments are the same. big surprise.

[JakeMontoyaxD]

SNEAKY BITCH KNOWS KARATEE!!

[mirairay]

ima girl too but i dont give a duck fuck LOL i remember this was how i found damians channel :)

[tastychick1234]

Hey I'm a girl not cool man not cool

[dylanfulk0]

tried it and, i worked. who knew.

[Abramighty]

4:32 pause



[emti29]

"there's a kitchen at your back, go make me a sandwich" epic!

[lover4ever105]

lol I WAS DEMANDING SO I GOT A sandwitch lol

[MizzJessika18]

I got your 'blood' reference to that video with that kid. LOL.

[steven10462]

lmfao imma do this to a woman lml 

[MrMario716]

5 and 7 for:my PeN!$ is dry! oh okay!

[MigueloTurner]

Press and hold 6.

Laugh. ^^

[NionCraft]

Holy DUCK FUCK! This asshole has BALLS!

[jhg961345]

Get in here and FUCKIN make out with meee! xD I died!

[R3DMU51C]

Theres blood!! Theres blood EVERYWHERE!!!! XD hahahahahaha

[THESUPERGABY]

2:05 Epic Face

[SkillzFlaVouR]

Instead of doing all this shitty, you just can go to the street and kiss a randow girl..

[DudeThatsFrickinSick]

holy duck fuck this asshole has balls the top comment is the same

[Smileface5]

This didn't work out for me :'c

[SuicidalDirection]

THERE'S BLOOD!

THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!

[Prettygirlskits]

Haha are you trying to be like smosh?

[007Asjad]

Hahah WtFfff ;D

[emoLV99allSKILLS]

Holy duck fuck lmao XD

[JOK3RKING1]

i wonder how many people got shot tryin' to do this??

[TheCuban9182]

This is a beast vid

[94594happy]

CREEP ASS!

[ilovemobcinema]

this may work..........on a blonde chick. no offence to any blonde chicks that see this, im only joking

[1derfulgirlstar]

dont meet me in a dark alley

[MrCrazy4168]

what is song at end

[dyl9719]

i came here expecting good top comments, you have failed me for the last time

[mrpenisandvag1]

theres blood EVERYWHERE

[RunawayTrain37]

Creep Ass! Hell Yeah! That was EPIC! Sneaky Bitch knows Karate! Holy duck fuck! This asshole has BALLS! Murdered by a girl! You are a PUSSY! Stereotyping women gets you a SANDWICH! Smothered by a muthafuckin' PILLOW! Victorious! You outsmart WOMEN! You're FUCKED! THERE! I'm better than you. Na-na-na boo-boo. Stick your head in doo-doo.

[rct3fan00]

HOLY DUCK FUCK the top 2 comments are the same...

[MrSkater97088]

ya thts right you stupid bitch XD

[zONinjasRuleOz]

What if the girl had her phone the whole time and wasn't up in her house? So what are you gonna do then? :s

[dhathorn123]

@zONinjasRuleOz take the phone and run down the block so that she doesn't see you

[dhathorn123]

@zONinjasRuleOz and then make the call

[ComedianNicky]

this is all a set up! LAME!

[dhathorn123]

THERE'S BLOOD! THERES BLOOD EVER!!!

[escamval13]

WHAT THE FU-SNEAKY BITCH KNOWS KARATE!!!!

[Hailey123321yeliaH]

Whose the girl?

[dkj674523]

SNEAKY BITCH KNOWS KARATE!!!!!!!

[DR4GACZUR3]

smotherd by a motha fuking pillow!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheGloomyglamour]

YOUR FUCKED!

[MrReesiesPieces]

This video taught me how to kiss

Cali Swag District taught me how to dogie

LMFAO taught me how to shuffle

But most importantly, Rebecca Black taught me the days of the week

[MrComeToDaddy]

they dont know each others names lol

[Braxton15able]

this is a badass video yo

[xoDanielle55heartox]

SNEAKY BITCH KNOWS KARATE! I fucking died ;)))

[Fredsxxy]

SMUTHERD BY A MUTHER FUCKING PILLLLLLOOWWW!

[MegaGAngsta305]

IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT

ASSHOLE HAS BALL

YOU ARE A PUSSY

MW3

[MegaGAngsta305]

HE HAS BALLS

GGGFFFFFFFF

[seby918]

YOU ARE A PUSSY! =))

[awtyler888888888]

Funny as hell

[xNoOneToTrustX]

stereotyping women gets you a punch in the face and a kick to your balls. dont fucking do it.

[swaggmaster8848]

YOUR FUCKED

[rmbfucker6]

Holy duck fuck this asshole has balls !! xDDDDDD

[TrCy4m]

@rmbfucker6 why steal a comment

[Ritzandoreo]

Bestfriend told me to watch this.

This guy has no game.

[Taytaywicks]

Did she have a Retainer?

[aprilandniko]

i really never kissed a girl or ever had a girl friend in my life :'(

[Ihatenoobsism]

HOLY DUCK FUCK THIS ASSHOLE HAS BALLS!!!!!!!!

[NoRacialSkater5]

@Ihatenoobsism lmfao

[mcluv166]

THat will work, if she's a stupid bitch.

[HeartsandSmilesrnice]

How do you like this sexist crap? Are you all guys? Who will stand with me against this jerk?

[alienheadhahaha]

@HeartsandSmilesrnice shut the fuck up

[CashMoneyTM]

@HeartsandSmilesrnice Shut the fuck up

[racergonemad99]

@HeartsandSmilesrnice It's obviously a parody.... unlikely he actually thinks this about women

[TaysieGraves]

@HeartsandSmilesrnice I feel embarrassed for you.

[HeartsandSmilesrnice]

We don't like cooking for you or letting you in our beds! I would let you call the police and then if you asked me to make you a sandwich I would kick you in the crouch!

[rileyscheffee]

@HeartsandSmilesrnice laugh out loud

[IndoPsychoticAwliya]

@HeartsandSmilesrnice let's do it baby (sex) 

[HeartsandSmilesrnice]

You Jackass! Women Deserve more respect than this! Your Sexist!

[flirtforever24]

What the?!

[KaraColannd]

holy DUCK FUCK

[KimmyDoesntGiveAFuck]

Hahahaha

[SUPREMEWorriors213]

I like it where it says get in the damn car and kiss me

[KibaZeniaFilms]

That's why you say you deleted the history.

[LegendaryCheater1337]

YOUR FUCKEDDDDD!!!

[itsovr9001]

THERES BLOOD THERES BOOD EVERYWHERRRREEEEE



[striker526]

damn you guys dont how to kiss its over 10,000,000 VIEWS!!!! by the way why there is a video called ( lose yourself) in the suggested videos

[sasukeuchihademon1]

murder by a girl you are a pussy

[dspeer25]

Hahahahahaha smothered by a mother fuckin pillow haha I love it!!

[STR3AKSTALK3R]

wat if she has her cellphone already??

[DrLsw]

911 doesnt show up in call history. shows up as the number of the nearest police station or dispatch.