the divorce song!!

[Spyder8zero]

"daddy likes porno & $10 whores" Lmao.. funny from the start xD hAhA

[EnigmaDrath]

"Daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus."

"WHOOOOO!!!"

LOL So, sounds like someone can relate to that line XP

[zaap]

hah creapy ^^ love this song

[wickylad]

what is the tabs for the song

[cynthiarockt]

lynch xD

[irvingjohn]

Google is so awesome. You oughta check it out.

[chrislss8]

lol

[Rebeccaa54687]

Funniest guy on earth. Seriously. I cant stop laughing i love thi guy!!!

[xerio]

this has gotta be everyones fav song (no joke) u cant stop laughing listenin 2 this song rofl *gives Lynch a Rose*

[Wolf8lover]

This song is great!!!!

[congounderground666]

haaaaaaaaaaa hahahahahahahahahahahahahah dat is da funniest song eva stephan linch you are de best!!!!!!!!!!

[FPSDoug19]

no matter how many times i listen to this, it never gets old...i laugh everytime i hear this xD xD xD

[YaRisbabe0707]

LOL Stephen Lynch  is too funny

[CreedoGirl]

WE LOVE YOU STEPHEN!!!!!!!!! *lots of kisses from sweden*

[limelightsuperstar]

what i love about lynch are apart from his amazing lyrics and guitar skills his facial expressions and eye movements

[dylanh182]

He'll drive to the stripclub and if daddy plays his cards right, he'll bring home your new mommy tonight-lol

[rockstar32296]

hahahahaha

that was sooo fuunnnyy xD

[myinfamy]

He needs no apology for his lack of political correctness; poetic license does that for him! His humour is outrageous (especially gauging the reaction on the "little boys on the bus" line. Brilliant.

[kalabwashere]

"daddy has sores on his naughty parts oozeing with puss" hahahaahaha funniest shit ever stephen lynch is amazeing

[xoxoLilNekoxoxo]

lol what is this comedy called and who's this guy he hilarious!!!

[Loxias182]

its stephen lynch but im not sure where hes playing

[buddyholly1958]

this man is a genuis

[tclaw1514]

annalouis, he is a comedian, this is not to be taken literally. He is not advocating divorce, and the breaking up of families. He is just being funny, and in my opinion, and most other people Lynch is doing a great job of it,

[Xaces1]

Lol, maybe daddy will bring home your new mommy tonight LOL!!

[marouca1]

hahah this is the funneist shit ever

[angryteabag]

what is this clip from?

i got live at el ray but this looks cooler??

[davidfurlong2000]

It is from comedy central, his half hour stand up, I think.

[jackfckntwist]

hottie !!

[antazoline]

lol

[marisotoserna]

good stuff!

[Andywarski]

daddy likes rubbing against little boys on the bus....hahahaa

[dylanh182]

"then he wants sex that involves mommys rear" lol funny shit

[monster1115]

he's a genius

so funny

[asddsany]

xD Stephen lynch makes me happy : )

[itay056]

he is a great singer, is there any other musician that matching his voice?

[ibeatingu123]

Weird Al

[dasadopeboy]

haahaaa best one ever...!!!!!

[dhgfkj1]

weird al sucks

[RockOutForTheDead]

He can sing me to sleep anytime X)

[axeman423]

stephen lynch sounds like adam sandler but looks like jim carrey. very funny tho

[dhgfkj1]

yes he does look like jim carrey maybe he is maybe this is his secret personality, i bet it is!

[chezzychav]

fucking awesome song

[redsoxpenguin]

lmfao im a female and thought this video was hilarious

[carriewhite410]

Me too. It's one of my favorite S.L songs. ^_^

It's funny as hell

[kmxkid]

very very funny hahahahahahahaha

[SoupTinNinja]

lmao

[buddyholly1958]

GREAT

UGH

[bagpussarah]

Aw man...he's sick, but funny and very very hot!!!!!

[lefthooklyrics]

Women just seem to lose their sense of humor.lol

[promodel96]

lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololol

[chichikatt]

this guy was in the original cast of the wedding singer on broadway

[Bhurzum]

If you find something offensive dont watch/listen to it. Simple!

Oh, and if you cant laugh at yourself then your pretty fucked up.

[RedBarchetta]

LMFAO! AWESOME...... GOOD STUFF

[Bhurzum]

Seriously talented and funny guy.

[jcbcerberus]

omg he didnt waste it he put it to use... he uses his talentfor entertainment thats not a waste and stephen lynch is the best comedian

[paulazarel]

This guy has great musical talent and he wasted it on some corny adult humour. What a waste of such beautiful melody..

[XxXjasonbeckXxX]

dude dis dude is a comedian and a musician hes on tour u nub

[BeddyJ]

and i bet you still laughed at the song didnt you

[Ketsart]

This is called That's Why Mommy left us

[WackoStylee]

what a genius, very funny, 13yr olds shudnt be listening to ADULT humour......

[Pitbullking08]

There's nothing like a satire on the breakdown of a nuclear family. The "little boys on the bus" remark prompted some outrage in the audience; but where is the line between acceptable and plain wrong?

[tpunx99gsx]

your an idiot.

[xarriluseth]

their is no "line" anything can be made fun of and yes boohoo it's offensive to the ones that have it? well then ban christmas lights for christmas because ppl with epilipsy find it offensive ban trees from christmas because ppl who love trees find it offensive. fuck the line cuz there is no line

[DarkKrystal]

People with epilepsy don't find it offensive, they find it dangerous, you ignorant fuck.

[Hr0n]

Although correct, I don't think that's the point in question he was trying to show.

[schneida666]

its comedy...

[iemand115]

really its all sarcasm and a little bit of rock hard humor. try to understand that it was'nt realy meant to make someone feel good but rather to make them laugh themselfs into a coma.

the cenario of the song is all fictional don't worry, and let me repeat for all,

Stefen Linch is the F*ckn best comic Freakin ever!!!!!!!!!!

[annaluis23]

jemand115 I just wanted to say I understand this kind of humor. I tried to explain it in as polite as possible to someone who did not share this humor. So please don't attack me. I like this song and a laugh every time I hear it.

tclaw1514 As I said I understand.

[iemand115]

ooooooooooooo itought u could'nt laugh about it, i'm glad u had a good laugh, and hope to see some funny comments, believe me, that there's no need to be polite , really , nearly no one on youtube is, or atleast act's polite, c ya

[19Denise91]

"He'll drive to the stripclub and if daddy plays his cards right, he'll bring home your new mommy tonight" haha funny as hell

[RockOutForTheDead]

He gets a divorce and the court gives his daughter to HIM? O.o lol

[andreqls]

no, I think she ran off with some doctor named Bob. lol

[SARAHH213]

yeah, hahahaha

[RockOutForTheDead]

Oh yeah, I forgot about that, haha! XD

[HopefulSwine]

lol yup

[xXlycorisXradiataXx]

this SOOO freaking funny!I love the end!!

[12234445657878]

thats the best song ever

[nickj077]

The funny thing is he could actually put together a good acoustic cd. Guy has a great voice.

[lpfan58]

i think the mic stand was a little low, so he had to hunch.....

[bigkid36]

Cause daddy likes porno and $10 whores....lmao

[MSHkr]

dude, my ex every time she sees him she's like OOOO! HE'S SO HOT!

[DarkRuler2099]

OMG ROTFLMAO...

[unicycle1800]

genious, pure genious i still cant get over how good he is with the guitar and the lyrics are just classic 10/10

[Orelion]

The first song I heard from him. and it still makes me laugh!

[SazziSaz94]

wot did dat woman at da begginin say?

[jus2sik]

''you all no what a divorce is right''

''no''

''how old are you?''

something like that

[madfootballskills]

he asked about divorce and she said yeah, and he said how old are you because he treats the audience like their kids.

[SazziSaz94]

oh ta

[madfootballskills]

sure?

[erinsababe]

what did you say? thats not english. learn it.

[SazziSaz94]

well sorry i talk how i want, why dont u learn text message language

[erinsababe]

i actually DO know how to talk in text, but you see i have a phone that has a keyboard, so i write everything out. talking in text makes you sound dumber than you are, and its also really hard to read.

and btws, thats not text thats just being lazy.

[SazziSaz94]

I AM NOT DUMB i am in top set in my school for english and german and french, so ALL THE LANGUAGES YOU are the stupid 1, oh sorry ONE, because everyone in my school knows text message, and everyone uses it, so you don't tell me how to write thank you

[erinsababe]

i never said that you WERE dumb, i said it made you LOOk dumber than you are. which means i was saying you're probably smart. And i dont doubt your grades, i personally have an a+ in english, british literature and creative writing, and for 5 years i had an a+ in american sign language. and i KNOW that everyone uses text, cause a lot of people i know use it too, it just annoys me that when you have the opportunity to type it out, people dont.

[SazziSaz94]

well i am only 13, yr 8 so course i aint gonna have A+ n i taught my self sign language ages ago and american accents

[SPARTANN09]

Now I know what to sing to my little kids, once I bring Darth, Mega-Man and Soap out into the world.

[lpfan540]

daddy likes sex that involves mommies rear, and thats why my fiance left us

[chrisflorel]

oh my good i like this song it s funny but it s real thank s

[rugrat180680]

The guys a genius, I will be smiling all day!! lol

[froggytz]

lol

[danielkimble1972]

It is the facial expressions that really sell it, though. And he can sing!!

[fudod666]

wot ture was this on

[mickyhan321]

this lad is fuckin class haha

[DMB2741]

he has a great voice...but what sucks is he probly wouldn't make music if he couldn't do it this way.

[Joshybabez01]

this is his funniest song!! pure class!

[wtfisditvoorbullshit]

He's funny, he can sing and he can play the guitar...amazing artist

[itfcben]

Funniest musican in the world.

[NachoLibrelover1]

He has a good voice

[fuzzywinters]

i fukin love this song

[mizzpipa]

funny song

[asukapyro]

gotta wonder if hes a pedo with all the referances to sleeping with little girls and boys all the time...

still good music tho lol

[Jeppamedj]

haha. you gotta understand that he makes fun of everything you just "can't" make fun of.

He makes great comedy acts and he got a really great voice imo!:)

[madfootballskills]

hes not lol just makes fun of himself. if you look at all the great comedians, they all can make fun of themselves

[symelian]

if u look at anyone with a sense of humor they can take a joke about themselves :)

[madfootballskills]

yep yep

i make fun of myself all the time lol

[dangee2k6]

Stephen Lynch

One Of The Best Ever!!1

[fleacadet08]

hes awesome

[girluva23]

funny song man

you rock

[twylerroker1]

freakin awesome

[ArbarUmbros]

THe song is supposed to be funny and extreme, but I know some people whose parents sound like this.

[gigglesmirk]

shut up

[o0CeroEspada0o]

I have a feeling I'm going to have to sing this song to my kids one day(probably more than once,LOL!!!!)

[LilReaper1010]

yeah

[ianni77]

Blokes a legend.

[LCSguru]

Bloke???

[wilkesy87]

i fucking love this song. stephen lynch at his best

[godoffooty]

fuckin brillaint mate

[StreetDemon96]

hilarious

[gwar789456123]

This songs lol and aswome

[tibbyxxterror]

I heart this.

The end(:

[Hatchet898]

herpes FTW!!!!

[sully51089]

i love the vacant look he gives haha

[Ocbulut]

I love it

[ninta89]

god i love this song :D

[mikeythepikey0000]

hes gt the same last name as me

[NvKman]

Your name is mikey lynch? I think you're awesome without even knowing you :P

[ohnevergoingtoquit]

its stephen lynch

[NvKman]

I was talking about mikeythepikey0000 -.-

[SaeKato]

Some people dont listen :P

BTW: ★　I love Stephen Lynch. o.o　★

[salveteomnes]

i love this guy!!!

he so f***in funny!!!

[knetter050]

great stuff!! this guy's brilliant!

[xxPaigeBxx]

He has got such a beautiful voice and the song is catchy aswell !!

[StreetDemon96]

one of the best comedian ive ever seen

[nebula619]

stephen lynch is a fucking(in a god way) genius

[4Aozame4]

Can't stop listening. Awesome lyrics.

[JustinTheLionheart]

Yes. Fucking yes. This is god damned hilarious.

[TheVoraciousSnapmare]

He is going to hell.

[SlaveToNoOne]

And we will murder just to meet him there.

[oChaoticDarlingo]

Couldn't have said it better myself. :]

[JustinTheLionheart]

And I think we're going with him...

[CortezVontero2]

i hope i never have touse any of his song's in my life like this or ugly baby. maybe i might want to sing best friends

[BeautifulLogic]

Lmao Stephen Lynch is amazing.

[PhenomL37]

The Father's for Justice theme tune LMAO (a UK protest group who dress up as superheroes and cause trouble by climbing buildings to highlight there cause. For people who never heard of them)

[Medisterkakemonster]

I will definetly sing this song to my kids, when I eventually have some

[punkmanplus44]

awesome

[pocketlint09]

haha, nice user name, haha. diggin' it

[Metalimage]

awsome im new to stephen lynch and i must say brilliant

[l800cxe]

and rubbing aginst little boys on the bus....1 of da best lines in da song

[shallenblanchard]

omg u just described my case!!! DO you know my ex? hehe

[CoppaChef22]

Y did mommy leave her with a guy like this n the first place...?

LMAOOOOO!!!

[Kingofcorrect]

First time I heard him was on the O&A show in 99

[killswitchproduction]

you are a fag who has no life!!! bitch

[prlife11]

what does he keep saying after he says "he'll bring home your new mommy tonight"

[mysqueezy]

nighty nigh??

[BasicCoolGuy]

he's just la dee da-ing you like just musical runs not actual words

[drua1]

he just says "li di die, li di die"