This race game is different then most other race games, which is a good thing. I hate games that look the same like COD. I buy the last game & sell the other cause the only thing that changes is the maps and the story WHICH is not good enough for me.
@zerodude123 I want you to stop trolling :D im not gonna lie this was my worst commentary in this series but its not like i could correct it because this was a live commentary and i was playing for 2 hours non stop
JESUS! Commentators are getting worse every week. This is officially the worst commentary machinima has uploaded so far. They are just all about the money now. I don't respect machinima as much as I used to.
@xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx these are casual laid back commentaries this was originally suppost to be without the commentary but then i decided to a live commentary instead which isnt scripted
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@OnlyF4gsBlock Have you really got nothing else better to do with your time? Are you that pathetic that you look for attention youtube? Get lost kid. Go get some friends.
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@Seanlightning400 How am I trolling? I'm stating the obvious you thick bastard. I'm not the only one that thinks this is a shit commentary. You dumbass's don't know when to give up.
@Seanlightning400 Tough guy?? hahahahahah I ain't the one being a troll you dopey little shit. You are in fact the troll. Responding to comments that everyone leaves on this video when the comments have nothing to do with you and when they don't agree with your opinion of this video. You crave attention. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Seriously. An awesome game this was. Though I would like the next Burnout to be more like Takedown. Takedown was so much fun. It took more than running into the side of a car to crash. In Paradise, you crash and wait for you to respawn. And its so fast paced you don't even see the beauty of the island. All you do is look out for big things to avoid. I would take Takedown ANYDAY over Paradise. I SO hope people who make Burnout see this.
When I get tired of cod I play halo. When I get tired of that I play on the computer on games like runescape ( yes it dose still exist) or battlefield play4free.
if you don't like the lack of realism, don't play video games. Its retarded to play games based on life because if games were meant to be real, 90% of you would be playing "How to go to school, boring life edition". I hate it when people say games are this and that, then complain about realism... You know, Ratchet and Clank is the closest thing to reality man!
@1Mastermind1990 It depends on what type of realism you're looking for. Yeah, games like Ratchet and Clank and COD are ridiculous examples. Racing games are a pretty good exception though. You can't go out and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on cars and then race/wreck them. So a realistic racing game is actually something that some people want because not everyone can afford to race in real life. Just for the record, I hate realistic racing games.
@1Mastermind1990 I just hate it when people like this guy who made the video bash other games, especially since it is the best game ever created on this generation of consoles,statistics wise. I personally have stopped playing CoD because I hate a lot of things about it, but bitching and complaining about another man's work only makes you look like a dick. Realism in a game is like trying to find a girlfriend on the internet, looking for it makes you feel stupid unless you have some good reason.
@1Mastermind1990 ive won a proffesional f1 racing sim league against adults at the age of 13 i know what realism is, ive been a passenger in fast cars and i've had a little go karting experience
@Jonscomin2 calling someone a dumb ass in a different language? Still makes you look like a fag. يو مم شوولد هاف سواللوويد. جط رمد وإذ أ ديلدو همر إن ث شاب أف أ فيست، سيديوايس
@Seanlightning400 naa but you are, your not hard , you never will be when trying to be a smart arse, go sell some skunk to earn your keep, and help pay for your mothers cancer
this guy is shit at that game im very disapinted with this guys atitude towards the game machinima shouldnt be employing this guy also he dosnt no how to play the game :(
hey just noticed you take corners like its a racing sim, whip that tail sideways & u wont have to hit the rails everytime u turn, burnout is abt fun have fun with it
Your shit at this game, I've had burnout since it came out, and you just turned it bad, as plyrkiller said, "Stop clicking your teeth for fuck sake" and for cockpit view press triangle, your voice is really gay, and.. REPAIR YOUR FUCKING CAR!!!
You need to stop making those noises with your mouth when ever you pause. It get's distracting. Hearing the rumble from your controller is a pain in the ass too.
If you want to play Burnout correctly get rid of that wheel and use a controller. Burnout is meant to be played for the fun of ramming people into oncoming cars. Using a wheel only makes life harder on Burnout. This is coming from someone that's played Burnout Paradise since it came out in 2008.
The best way to see if Burnout (cough, therapy, cough) is for you.In a game, do you like going 200 hundred an stupid miles an hour, slamming into a brick wall and watching your car become a LOT shorter in slow motion, sit there for 5-10 seconds expressionless and/or stunned, then laugh (or at least smile)?
Why are you talking about COD in a Burnout LP? I would understand if it was just an aside for an example. But you went off topic,being the game, not giving your idea of what is happening withing the first 4 min. Beyond that I feel as though you mic is fine but I find that you mic is too close to the controller if it can pic up the rumble of your controller.
drift is letting the back wheels slide while they are still moving
Kooscoose 2 months ago
Best racer ever!!
Rqoiz 7 months ago
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@vida96130 u mad American?
Jonscomin2 7 months ago
Who thought the title said MickeyMouse since you couldn't read all of it?
Ron457X2 7 months ago
dont watch falling skies! it sucks fat dick
xJseex 7 months ago
Bloody paki commentator
ninjapandaman 7 months ago
@ninjapandaman im portuguese you dumb guy and every guy in north london speaks like me dumb guy
xScOp3Gaming 7 months ago
@xScOp3Gaming your still a paki
ninjapandaman 7 months ago
Ignore the trolls Scope, keep it up !
50huz 7 months ago
dislike cause of the mic and you hate burnout
ecocommuhippy 7 months ago
what kind of wheel are you using?
Abuel96 7 months ago
i like skate 3 (for replacing cod)
/D
MYEYESONECONOMY 7 months ago
This race game is different then most other race games, which is a good thing. I hate games that look the same like COD. I buy the last game & sell the other cause the only thing that changes is the maps and the story WHICH is not good enough for me.
RACPS3 7 months ago
@RACPS3 Cool story, bro.
Jonscomin2 7 months ago
Make commentary video, stutter throughout and repeat "I can't speak", fail.
Anarki 7 months ago
like the game. but tell this kid to shut the fuck up. i want to punch him in the face
zerodude123 7 months ago
@zerodude123 I want you to stop trolling :D im not gonna lie this was my worst commentary in this series but its not like i could correct it because this was a live commentary and i was playing for 2 hours non stop
xScOp3Gaming 7 months ago
@xScOp3Gaming ohh lol thats k then. and im sorry for being a troll douche. UMADBRO!
zerodude123 7 months ago
Why did i trade this game.....WHY?
sonofakline45 7 months ago
JESUS! Commentators are getting worse every week. This is officially the worst commentary machinima has uploaded so far. They are just all about the money now. I don't respect machinima as much as I used to.
xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx 7 months ago
@xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx these are casual laid back commentaries this was originally suppost to be without the commentary but then i decided to a live commentary instead which isnt scripted
xScOp3Gaming 7 months ago
@xScOp3Gaming you would have known that by watching other episodes instead of trolling
xScOp3Gaming 7 months ago
@xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx Cool story, bro.
Jonscomin2 7 months ago
@Jonscomin2 So how much time did you waste saying that to how many people you pathetic little shit. hahahahahahah blocked
xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx 7 months ago
@xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx Typical American...
Jonscomin2 7 months ago
@xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx What's blocking going to do shit-for-brains? He can still reply to your comments and they show up in your inbox -_-
OnlyF4gsBlock 7 months ago
@OnlyF4gsBlock Exactly. Americans are retarded.
Jonscomin2 7 months ago
@OnlyF4gsBlock People like you should mind their own business. Especially people with an online ID like your's.
xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx 7 months ago
@xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx Whatever you say, tapette.
OnlyF4gsBlock 7 months ago
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@OnlyF4gsBlock hahahahahahahahahahahahah standing up for your little boy and not being able to think of a better comeback hahahahhaah your a joke
xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx 7 months ago
@xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx lol conseguir una vida niño.
OnlyF4gsBlock 7 months ago 5
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@OnlyF4gsBlock Have you really got nothing else better to do with your time? Are you that pathetic that you look for attention youtube? Get lost kid. Go get some friends.
xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx 7 months ago
@xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx Obvious troll is obvious.
Seanlightning400 7 months ago 3
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@Seanlightning400 How am I trolling? I'm stating the obvious you thick bastard. I'm not the only one that thinks this is a shit commentary. You dumbass's don't know when to give up.
xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx 7 months ago
@xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx Chill out, broseph.
Seanlightning400 7 months ago
@Seanlightning400 You need to grow up. And just because someone gives an opinion doesn't give you the right to reply to the comment. Now fuck off
xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx 7 months ago
@xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx Whatever you say, broseph.
Seanlightning400 7 months ago
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@Seanlightning400 Yeah you ARE a loser.
xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx 7 months ago
@xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx is de wittle man ANGWY?
HongKongBoyz100 1 month ago
@HongKongBoyz100 Only you ya sad cunt.
xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx 1 month ago
@Seanlightning400 Speak for yourself you pathetic cunt.
xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx 1 month ago
@xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx Whatever you say, tough guy.
Seanlightning400 1 month ago
@Seanlightning400 Tough guy?? hahahahahah I ain't the one being a troll you dopey little shit. You are in fact the troll. Responding to comments that everyone leaves on this video when the comments have nothing to do with you and when they don't agree with your opinion of this video. You crave attention. HAHAHAHAHAHA
xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx 1 month ago
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Seanlightning400 1 month ago
@xGRAV3DiiGG3Rx Of course, you are so right.
Seanlightning400 1 month ago
Yeah I know I hate Call of Duty black ops now
Mykeenan 7 months ago
@Mykeenan lol homo
Seanlightning400 7 months ago
@Seanlighting400 when does the narwal bacon
CaptainAmerice 7 months ago
@CaptainAmerice Cool story, bro.
Jonscomin2 7 months ago
how the hell did you get on machinima.
JMWicksed 7 months ago
Please stop uploading these chavs, they are so boring to listen to
lovegameme1 7 months ago
how comes loads of chaves are getting machinima contracts?
TheBoomerpirate 7 months ago
yeh this game is tight
WalkToDarkness 7 months ago
astros a40. the best
criszilla100 7 months ago
Take me down to the paradise city Where the grass is green And the girls are pretty Take me home <3333333333333333333333333333
X4meHD 7 months ago
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He gets paid doing this???
chikonfriedrice 7 months ago
take me down to the paradise city
were the grass is green and the girls are pretty
i want you please take me home
kepein4ever 7 months ago
u shud repare your car
gabrielcho999 7 months ago
@gabrielcho999 you should learn how to spell
gullwing2105 7 months ago
@gullwing2105 i´m sorry if my english is not very good, but i´m from spain, so i hope u understand
gabrielcho999 7 months ago
stop playing with a wheel and Start playing with the controller
Colphon3 7 months ago
I play GTA 4 when COD pisses me off
Eagledude76 7 months ago 4
@Eagledude76 Cool story, bro.
Jonscomin2 7 months ago
Yetti is a great mic,
Also Snowball which is popular among commentors. Both can be bought at the apple store.
TheOneMasterPlan 7 months ago
Turtle Beach P11 good head set.
christophinie 7 months ago
I just get on youtube when COD pisses me off. Thats why im on here 24/7
kenix434 7 months ago
stop talking! i wanna hear guns n roses!
Germandude74 7 months ago
I play far cry 2 when cod pisses me off
It's like a vacation type game
xbxliveman 7 months ago
Why is this shit on machinima. Fail commentary...
Thizz18N 7 months ago
i play sonic when i get mad at cod
shipmaster97 7 months ago
Burnout Paradise is fuckin epic
AvengedSevenfold9000 7 months ago
Seriously. An awesome game this was. Though I would like the next Burnout to be more like Takedown. Takedown was so much fun. It took more than running into the side of a car to crash. In Paradise, you crash and wait for you to respawn. And its so fast paced you don't even see the beauty of the island. All you do is look out for big things to avoid. I would take Takedown ANYDAY over Paradise. I SO hope people who make Burnout see this.
luckyazian13 7 months ago
@luckyazian13 Cool story, bro.
Jonscomin2 7 months ago
This is definitely one of my top five games.
greentea1494 7 months ago
When I get tired of cod I play halo. When I get tired of that I play on the computer on games like runescape ( yes it dose still exist) or battlefield play4free.
thehollowbox 7 months ago
the mic from guitar hero actually (surprisingly) is really good quality, that's what i use
presentteck 7 months ago
man u need some drivers lessons
kingjustin991 7 months ago
y on earth r u playin burnout on pc and gt5 was a waste of my cash and im not even ganna bother with damn well f1
kingjustin991 7 months ago
Don't review shit u don't like then geeze
tankimus 7 months ago
I mad love this game, but this dude can't drive to save his life.
Celixify 7 months ago
This is one of my favorite racing games ever and I hate racing games, but I dunno I just found this one to be really fun >_<
HardcoreVince 7 months ago
I'm 5th on the list of people with the most hours on this game.
bsrj22 7 months ago
@bsrj22 That's terrible.
GAMECITYLEGEND 7 months ago
u wanted a mic suggestion heres on its a wired headset but its very good i have 2 of them its a px 21 with and without the dxx bass boost
agcowly 7 months ago
i don't see why they don't make a Machinma for JUST Cod
AngelofAwsomeness 7 months ago
Where are the guns???
JDFatalist 7 months ago
Burnout: Crash! is a bunch of different types of bullshit mixed together. It is going 'crash' so hard.
CRAZYTACO10 7 months ago
arcade racing is shabba play a real racing game like forza !!
callumwittner 7 months ago
if you don't like the lack of realism, don't play video games. Its retarded to play games based on life because if games were meant to be real, 90% of you would be playing "How to go to school, boring life edition". I hate it when people say games are this and that, then complain about realism... You know, Ratchet and Clank is the closest thing to reality man!
1Mastermind1990 7 months ago
@1Mastermind1990 It depends on what type of realism you're looking for. Yeah, games like Ratchet and Clank and COD are ridiculous examples. Racing games are a pretty good exception though. You can't go out and spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on cars and then race/wreck them. So a realistic racing game is actually something that some people want because not everyone can afford to race in real life. Just for the record, I hate realistic racing games.
elementblue780 7 months ago
@1Mastermind1990 I just hate it when people like this guy who made the video bash other games, especially since it is the best game ever created on this generation of consoles,statistics wise. I personally have stopped playing CoD because I hate a lot of things about it, but bitching and complaining about another man's work only makes you look like a dick. Realism in a game is like trying to find a girlfriend on the internet, looking for it makes you feel stupid unless you have some good reason.
1Mastermind1990 7 months ago
@1Mastermind1990 ive won a proffesional f1 racing sim league against adults at the age of 13 i know what realism is, ive been a passenger in fast cars and i've had a little go karting experience
xScOp3Gaming 7 months ago
@1Mastermind1990 Cool story, bro.
Jonscomin2 7 months ago
@Jonscomin2 lol, u mad?
1Mastermind1990 7 months ago
@1Mastermind1990 lol tonto culo
Jonscomin2 7 months ago
@Jonscomin2 calling someone a dumb ass in a different language? Still makes you look like a fag. يو مم شوولد هاف سواللوويد. جط رمد وإذ أ ديلدو همر إن ث شاب أف أ فيست، سيديوايس
1Mastermind1990 7 months ago
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OnlyF4gsBlock 7 months ago
@OnlyF4gsBlock only fags act like fags (you)
1Mastermind1990 7 months ago
@1Mastermind1990 Fail comeback is fail.
OnlyF4gsBlock 7 months ago
@OnlyF4gsBlock Fail comeback is fail.
1Mastermind1990 7 months ago
@1Mastermind1990 Typical American....
OnlyF4gsBlock 7 months ago
@OnlyF4gsBlock Typical American....
1Mastermind1990 7 months ago
@1Mastermind1990 Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful.
Jonscomin2 7 months ago
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@Jonscomin2 Unsuccessful troll is unsuccessful.
1Mastermind1990 7 months ago
@OnlyF4gsBlock Don't bother with that pathetic American.
Jonscomin2 7 months ago
Anybody that posts a comment about Black Ops is a homo.
Seanlightning400 7 months ago
@Seanlightning400=double homo apparently.
BossMan4714 7 months ago
@BossMan4714 lol rechazar.
Seanlightning400 7 months ago
@Seanlightning400 your a downy fuck.
FamousDowsHD 7 months ago
@FamousDowsHD your a fat American fuck.
Seanlightning400 7 months ago
@Seanlightning400 im british you un-educated gypo, go to bed boy
FamousDowsHD 7 months ago
@FamousDowsHD lol u mad mate?
Seanlightning400 7 months ago
@Seanlightning400 naa but you are, your not hard , you never will be when trying to be a smart arse, go sell some skunk to earn your keep, and help pay for your mothers cancer
FamousDowsHD 7 months ago
@FamousDowsHD I'm guessing that's a yes.
Seanlightning400 7 months ago
Anybody that posts a comment about Black Ops is a homo :)
Seanlightning400 7 months ago 21
@Seanlightning400 so what would be the subject of your commnet?
monkeymdude 7 months ago
@monkeymdude Cool story bro.
Seanlightning400 7 months ago
@Seanlightning400 blacks ops is the shit faggot
OldUserperson 7 months ago
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@OldUserperson u mad American?
Seanlightning400 7 months ago
@OldUserperson That is the coolest story I have ever heard, bro.
theElectr0ne 7 months ago
@OldUserperson i hate to say this to a CoD fanboy . but it really isnt.
tooflyable 7 months ago
@Seanlightning400 you just did!
TheBlastaway 7 months ago
@TheBlastaway Cool story bro.
Seanlightning400 7 months ago
@Seanlightning400 so you are?
Neilsaccount55555 7 months ago
@Neilsaccount55555 Sucer ma bite tapette :)
Seanlightning400 7 months ago
@Seanlightning400 in cluding yourself.
gaminghelpguide 7 months ago
@gaminghelpguide lol American.
Jonscomin2 7 months ago
Honestly your mic isn't that bad.
PBJwithTat 7 months ago
hahah black ops realistic? play arma 2 son
magicdevil09 7 months ago
The most realistic thing in Black Ops is the Dragons Breath.
ninjapandaman 7 months ago
@ninjapandaman Cool story, bro.
Jonscomin2 7 months ago
@Jonscomin2 Poop
ninjapandaman 7 months ago
im sorry but why is this guy signed up to machinima?
arrishort555 7 months ago
this guy no fuking nothing about racing he should just stick to f1 games were u only have todrive in a strait line wat an ass
hongkongtakeaway 7 months ago
also y is he using a steering wheel he should be using a controller
hongkongtakeaway 7 months ago
@hongkongtakeaway steering wheel is better.. lol
magicdevil09 7 months ago
this guy is shit at that game im very disapinted with this guys atitude towards the game machinima shouldnt be employing this guy also he dosnt no how to play the game :(
hongkongtakeaway 7 months ago
You think black ops is a hardcore shooting game?
Have you even played batlefield.
black ops is like Hello Kitty Island Adventure
a2zawesomeness 7 months ago
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@a2zawesomeness are you saying you have played Hello Kitty Island Adventure
alsocool1 7 months ago
@a2zawesomeness Cool story, bro.
Jonscomin2 7 months ago
look my killcam
in my channel
thelukcuatro 7 months ago
and call of duty can get boring? it is boring lololol
thesswgod 7 months ago
@thesswgod Cool story, bro.
Jonscomin2 7 months ago
C00L GAME!
franz13666 7 months ago
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you really fucking boring
Tamezbilly21 7 months ago
Even Jeremy Clarkson as a commentator beats this motherhubbard.
AzNgiftedkid 7 months ago
awesome i just started playing this game a few days ago and its awesome!!
thesswgod 7 months ago
Usually GT5, and Mmorpg's on the pc.
Barttttie 7 months ago
Burnout Paradise was one of the funest games i have ever played, ever.
triplejk33 7 months ago 33
hey just noticed you take corners like its a racing sim, whip that tail sideways & u wont have to hit the rails everytime u turn, burnout is abt fun have fun with it
1nmasuku 7 months ago
You can switch to cockpit view. Press triangle.
Also, you're not too good at doing live commentary.
Actually, you suck ass. Sorry.
THEFAK3R 7 months ago
@THEFAK3R haha. it's funny because he's trying and you are just being an asshole.
triplejk33 7 months ago
@triplejk33 I'm a Troll :{D
THEFAK3R 7 months ago
how do u record the ps3 screen without camera???
sseww12 7 months ago
@sseww12 umm capture card...
Thodstan 7 months ago
Your shit at this game, I've had burnout since it came out, and you just turned it bad, as plyrkiller said, "Stop clicking your teeth for fuck sake" and for cockpit view press triangle, your voice is really gay, and.. REPAIR YOUR FUCKING CAR!!!
cheesebubble360 7 months ago
the mic isn't bad at all. stick with it.
colinjrob1 7 months ago
ummm your definition of drifting is fucking terrible
PorkyEatsWorld 7 months ago
You need to stop making those noises with your mouth when ever you pause. It get's distracting. Hearing the rumble from your controller is a pain in the ass too.
TristanC20 7 months ago
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Like this comment if u would like to see me own him in any car.
zYzCHUNKzYz 7 months ago
why are u racing with aggressive boost? use stunt or speed. also loose the wheel its noisy and useless for burnout
Erichop108 7 months ago
youre shit at playing and you dont know anything about this game or others.
CiaranC69 7 months ago
PAUSE THAT SONOFA BITCH AND GET ON THE FUCKING CONTROLLER...sory i needed that
PorkyEatsWorld 7 months ago
snipers are called bush wookies
dhero29 7 months ago
why always 300-310 wiews when i watch machinima videos?
mrsammage 7 months ago
i want an el camino
PorkyEatsWorld 7 months ago
BUSH WOOKIES!!!
shadowfang3001 7 months ago
this is gay.
Undebatable777 7 months ago
at the beggining i wanted to hear the song more than you but 's okay
PorkyEatsWorld 7 months ago
Stop clicking your teeth for fuck sake
plyrkiller 7 months ago
If you want to play Burnout correctly get rid of that wheel and use a controller. Burnout is meant to be played for the fun of ramming people into oncoming cars. Using a wheel only makes life harder on Burnout. This is coming from someone that's played Burnout Paradise since it came out in 2008.
thunderjolt97 7 months ago
FlatOut > Burnout
EmpanadaDeCaca 7 months ago
The best way to see if Burnout (cough, therapy, cough) is for you.In a game, do you like going 200 hundred an stupid miles an hour, slamming into a brick wall and watching your car become a LOT shorter in slow motion, sit there for 5-10 seconds expressionless and/or stunned, then laugh (or at least smile)?
thespikescheme 7 months ago
Why are you talking about COD in a Burnout LP? I would understand if it was just an aside for an example. But you went off topic,being the game, not giving your idea of what is happening withing the first 4 min. Beyond that I feel as though you mic is fine but I find that you mic is too close to the controller if it can pic up the rumble of your controller.
Gherakai 7 months ago