i love playing with my joystick. it brings me joy. Good thing no one has caught me doing it. i guess that shows how smart i am unlike the dumb boy in this video.
@gingowitch No, but it's FACT that it can make you very agitated and depressed for sometime afterwards after the initial pleasure of orgasm due to the decrease in pleasure seeking neurotransmitter Dopamine and an increase in the hormone Prolactin which plays fuck with your mood
@TheKenfig Ask yourself, what makes more sense to you: masturbation makes you crippled, which you can visibly see in your own body if you simply stop for sometime and take up kung fu or another rehabilitation program, or simply visit happehtheory . com - or what you said?
@TheKenfig Don't ask yourself by masturbating. Stop masturbating for a month, then study happeh theory and see if it makes sense to you. Then you should realize you should stop or else you will always feel weaker.
@gingowitch Are you obsessed with people masturbating or something ?. Dont tell me to stop doing anything, particularly when you dont know what, when, or how often I do something or not. It seems as if you're a dictator and not a 'listener' (in this case reader of comments on here) ; it seems that you merely see what you want to see. My comment is about the negative neurological effects of post orgasm and also continued sexual stimulation even without orgasm. EVERYONE has to orgasm at some point
@TheKenfig How many times do I have to tell you imbecile? Masturbation makes you CRIPPLED! DO NOT TOUCH YOURSELF!!! Go to happehtheory . com if you want proof.
@TheKenfig What you wrote was regurgitation from stoopid scientists. All ancient peoples knew masturbation was bad for you as well. And it is because it cripples your body. Another explanation is that it is a karmic sin and defames one's ancestors. Happehtheory . com is your friend.
@gingowitch No it wasn't, it's FACT. Dopamine, the 'feelgood neurotransmitter' which motivates people to seek every pleasure decreases after orgasm, and is replaced by high levels of Prolactin and thus causes people to be irritable, anxious and depressed until dopamine levels are restored. Narcotic & Alcohol withdrawal causes the same 'hangover' effects due to the same reasons. Millions of people have felt that for some time after orgasm once the pleasurable high blast of Dopamine has depleted
@TheKenfig Happehtheory has a better explaination than you do because it does not require going to school for 10 years and studying it and learning terms that have no meaning to people in order to fathom why your right hand touching your penis, or why ejaculation in general makes you weaker. The former makes you physically crippled, as does excessive sex, in the same way that penis sex does. In fact homosexuality is caused by masturbation, because it makes the anus tight, so it needs a massage
@gingowitch I've studied hardly anything and what I write is not ONLY to do with SEX, which is what you're only concerned with it seems. Your 'theories' are glib and superficial, like 'old wives tales' and other superstition for the naive and narrow minded. Are you actually serious saying homosexuality is 'caused' by masturbation ?. Hang on while I wipe away my tears of laughter
@TheKenfig Homosexuality is caused by masturbation. If you believe it is caused by genes or chemicals which you had to be told about by someone else instead of simply listening to your self and your own body then I am sorry but I will cry for you too. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAA.
@gingowitch So, wait a minute, now you're as good as saying that EVERYONE is homosexual then, and don't say no because otherwise what you write is nosensical as it contradicts itself completely as nearly EVERYONE has masturbated and accordingly millions knew they were homosexual long before the masturbated, Lol. The 'cause' of homosexuality is inconclusive to say the least and has almost as many varieties and degrees of potency as there are people
@TheKenfig HAving a tight anus from masturbation makes you have homosexual thoughts. When you lose your man energy and when you make love to yourself, well, this is homosexual, and you need other men's energy. It explains a lot of politics and social groupings. You will not officially be a homosexual until you have penis sex.
@gingowitch No it DOESN'T.People masturbate to relieve the desire they feel by attraction to whichever gender or combination of that they prefer, through fantasizing about the object of their desires at that time.Depletion of Dopamine afterwards is biologically designed to take ones thoughts away from powerful sexual desire for sufficient time to concentrate on other life necessities like career or work. There is no 'making love to ones self ; that's bullshit -it's about natural relief of desire
@TheKenfig What in this world do you expect to explain when your terms are useless to me and you say things like "natural relief of desire" when it is much more conducive to your overall well being to say masturbation makes you blind and crippled and you should retain your semen and cultivate it upward to your head and back down to your navel. Check out Taoist Secrets of Love by Mantak Chia.
@gingowitch I dont EXPECT to explain, I explained thoroughly and concisely. Your 'terms' are less relevant to me as your 'terms' are naive, sensational, superstitious, being both medically unsound and impossible. Desire is a combination of Psychology and Neurology, yet it is perfectly natural and masturbation is not only that, but essential to some extent, even though it has a much experienced negative downside which is inevitable because of natural hormonal consequences afterwards
@gingowitch Um, it DOESN'T ; all you have written is complete bullshit and I can conclude that you are impressionable and susceptible to such nonsense either due to emotional immaturity, a limited amount of exposure to established empirical knowledge, evidence and real life experience or a combination of the two
@TheKenfig tisk tisk. I thought your yin would be more developed. Keep checking happehtheory . com and practice some kung fu and stop masturbating. Also maybe yoga might be good for you.. It takes nearly 3-5 years to undo excessive masturbation damage to your body.
@gingowitch You should not think outside your box as you'll jump to too many conclusions about my 'yin', Lol. Again, the extent to which I masturbate is confined to my own knowledge only. Well Kwai Chan Caine, when I'm ready to try and take the pebble out of the master's hand, I'll give you a call yeah ?
Also how did they get that kid to pretend to jack off. obliviously they didn't go in 1960 odd "just pretend your jacking off kid". HA imagine if the kid now 50 yr old pissed. "they told me I was advertising flexible bedwear, bastards!"
I always wanted to tell my family... for christs sake could you knock before opening my door but i couldn't coz I know they'd know what i was doing :(
My feeling is if you don't get caught masturbating once in a while you aren't doing it enough! Getting caught by your sister is more embarrassing than being caught by your mom as I found out a long time ago. Go to my page (click on my name) and check out a video called "What Ricky is Really Thinking" to find out what is really on Ricky's mind when his mom catches him jacking off!
Is anyone interested in swapping sexy pictures with one another so we can masturbate and give each other feedback! Please contact me so we can share emails and swap pics! Please think about it!
My mom found a sexy picture of Rachael Weisz for me to jack off too and I had some crazy orgasms with that awesome lube my mom told me to use for this picture! My mom gets a kick out of my orgasms b/c I yell the funniest things in her opinion! After I came out of my bedroom, after having an orgasm to this hot pic, my mom laughed and said, "That was a good one, Im impressed!"
One time I was masturbating in the bathroom stall at my old high school to a pic of Eva Longoria and a mentally retarded kid kicked open the stall door to see me completely naked clutching my erect penis while holding a pic of Eva! I wasnt embarassed at all, I just looked at him and I kept on rubbing like he wasnt there! I blew my load really hard and orgasmed right in front of this kid and he just smiled at me and ran away!
Last night, me and my mom had a talk about my masturbation! She asked me to rate the pics that she sends me, the lube, and her advice! She then rated my orgasms that she heard over the past few weeks! Since my mom doesnt know what pics I am orgasming too, I send her a list of pics that I have orgasmed too! She also said my orgasm should be louder and more explosive so she bought me a years supply of lube!! What a great mom!!
My mom is very involved in my masturbation! She tells me what pictures I should be using lube on and what pics to just jerk off to dry! For example, the pic she sent of Mariah Carrey, she told me to not use lube. When it came to Maria Sharapova or Eva Longoria, she literally told me to lather the lube on and rub until I blow my load all over me, That was pretty much word for word! It is so hot when my mom supports me like this!
@NCISfan03 My mom banned me from using lube on Marriah Carey so I secretly spit and gobbed in my hand and used my saliva for lube! I didn't orgasm but I came pretty damn close!
That lube that my mom bought me makes me orgasm like crazy whenever I climax! The sensation is heavenly and it relieves all my stress! My mom sent me a hot pic of Natalie Portman in a night gown the day I got the lube, and she told me that I should try it while rubbing one out to Natalie! When I did, my dick explode all over me and I shrieked at the top of my voice, OH GOD! It felt wonderful! My mom just laughed and said, "I told u it was going to be good!"
@NCISfan03 My mom grew up in a household with five brothers and she has caught all of them masturbating at least ten times each over the years while living in the same house! She has heard every type of orgasm possible over the years and she has seen a million cummed up tissues and cum rags in the garbage in her twenty four years of living in that house! This is why my mom is so understanding when I rub one out! cause she knows how amazing it feels!
@NCISfan03 Since they grew up in the 60's and 70's, my moms brothers would jack off and orgasm to raquel Welch, Lynda Carter (for obvious reasons!), Phoebe Cates, Barbara Bach, Bo Derek, and Farrah Fawcett! Just to name a few!
@NCISfan03 My mom knows I love star wars and she knows that I get a huge boner when she appears on screen! I never thought it was possible for me to reach multiple orgasm, swear at the top of my voice uncontrolably and scream for God!! until I blew my load to Natalie with that lube! I learned something valuable about myself that day!
@walkertexasranger33 `My mom is very involved in my masturbation! She tells me what pictures I should be using lube on and what pics to just jerk off to dry! `
@walkertexasranger33 Yes she does tell me this but it has nothing to do with me cumming only if I use lube! My mom simply gives me pictures that she knows will feel good when I whack off to them with lube! I simply use lube to experience 10 times the normal sensation! My mom knows what pics that I orgasm most too! If I yell OH GOD or FUCK at the top of my voice uncontrolably, then I know my mom did a good job! and so does she cause she can hear me!!!
@walkertexasranger33 My mom is not a doctor, she just understands me and she knows alot about the subject! To answer your second question, I told my mom what kind of pictures I like to jack off to, so she uses her discretion to choose images that suite my style the best. Those are the pics she tells me to lube up on and orgasm as loud as I want! (especially to Eva Longoria!) Some other pictures are used to rub out that quick one before school or during school. These pics require no lube!
@NCISfan03 i never said taht you couldn't cum without lube dummy, i asked how your mom knows which pics to use lube to. and why would you jack off without cumming to a picture, tahts retarded. either way you have a fucked up relationship with your mom.
My mom knows I masturbate and she supports me completely! Every once in a while she sends me emails full of hot pictures that she finds for me! such as celebrities and even sex videos! She even sent me a video of the hot lesbian scene from the movie "Pretty Persuation." She sent me this hot picture of Shania Twain this morning! WOW! She bought this lube for me that has a warming and tingling sensation when u rub it! She is the greatest!
This was flagged? What idiot would do that?. If more parents were like her, we wouldn't be so screwed up sexually as a nation. My parents wouldn't have yelled at me, they would have just walked out and said nothing. Because they wouldn't have known what to say. And that's almost as bad as scolding a child for doing this, I think. It sends the message that it's wrong, either way. Either scolding bad, or unspeakable.
ok after reading some of the posts on here some of the comments seem to be seriouse and undrstanding which I agree with, but the last post i put in I hope it doesn't offened anyone. I posted it for a little humor thats all nothing else, so for any of you seriouse people out there dont take it seriously ok :)
"oh excuse me ricky, ricky i did see what you were doing you kinky devil you it felt good didn't it. Its alright we all have feelings like this sometimes, im just glad your doing it in the privacey of your own room and not infront of me with my tits hanging out and applying my lipstick. When your a little bit older we'll have to talk about these things and what causes them and how I can control your kinky feelings." :P
Respond to this video... U ass Face ..i don't recall saying anything about this video not from 70's ...Tsk tsk ..Badd Influence ..try harder next time u Douche ,,
@angelwiki "BAD influence" "U ass face" fuck stop using youre shitty saudi arab insults on me im way beyond that horse shit. youre saying wtf to western culture and youre sentence is structure to be directing ure statement IN THE PRESENT TENSE numb nuts.. dont bother commenting on english speaking videos if ure gonna talk shit or not right ure crap properly. regardless 1800s western society is centries ahead of saudi society
@walkertexasranger33 hey dude....do u think it's really necessary to bitch about the sentence structure or spellings? u get the point ...isnt dat enuff?
i didnt use correct spellings , punctuations nor grammar....but who gives a fuck?
and mate what does his comment has to do with saudi arab?
u think western society is centuries ahead of saudi society? well i think we are lucky that we are not there yet !
@mnchstruntd09 I dont nag on people for their spelling and punctuation but when a CERTAIN WORD means something completely different then what he is using through some dictionary online,.. (ONLINE DICTIONARIES ARE HORRIBLE AND DON'T TRANSLATE PROPERLY) he comes of as an asshole. read his comments and dont ask me the questions. ask him. and hes the west is way beyond middle eastern society and has been for some time
@mnchstruntd09 i was talking specifically about saudi culture, i dindt mention arabs what so ever. and pakistanis are not ethnic arabs if you are from there
or those that dont believe what i have to say they can try this so called wonderful thing once a day for a month and than ull be able to realise of most of the things that ive said.
and last thing ill say is that if u want to destroy your physical mental and sexual life please continue this so called wonderful thing..
or those that dont believe what i have to say they can try this so called wonderful thing once a day for a month and than ull be able to realise of most of the things that ive said.
and last thing ill say is that if u want to destroy your physical mental and sexual life please continue this so called wonderful thing..
for those that dont believe what i have to say they can try this so called wonderful thing once a day for a month and than ull be able to realise of most of the things that ive said.
and last thing ill say is that if u want to destroy your physical mental and sexual life please continue this so called wonderful thing..
for those that dont believe what i have to say they can try this so called wonderful thing once a day for a month and than ull be able to realise of most of the things that ive said.
and last thing ill say is that if u want to destroy your physical mental and sexual life please continue this so called wonderful thing..
masturbating once is like to have sex with many woman at different times..just to let you know you lose a lot of power....makes your back bent,ant the worst of it all if you continue to do this so called wonderful thing ,a time will come were u wont last more than a min.I know that these days docs say this is a good thing and i believe most people believe what they have to say.so,thats why you dont have to believe me if you dont want to.im just tryna help every1
masturbating once is like to have sex with many woman at different times..just to let you know you lose a lot of power....makes your back bent,ant the worst of it all if you continue to do this so called wonderful thing ,a time will come were u wont last more than a min.I know that these days docs say this is a good thing and i believe most people believe what they have to say.so,thats why you dont have to believe me if you dont want to.im just tryna help every1
masturbation will destroy your life believe it or not...and if u continue a time will come were you wont last for more than a minute..masterbation weakens your vision weakens your strength,weakens your mind,creates dark circles around your eyes,makes your arms smaller,makes you lazy,makes your penis small and thinner or soft,makes your testis smaller,reduces your sperm count,makes your back really weak,takes the actual light off your face,makes your knees and bones weak,
masturbation will destroy your life believe it or not...and if u continue a time will come were you wont last for more than a minute..masterbation weakens your vision weakens your strength,weakens your mind,creates dark circles around your eyes,makes your arms smaller,makes you lazy,makes your penis small and thinner or soft,makes your testis smaller,reduces your sperm count,makes your back really weak,takes the actual light off your face,makes your knees and bones weak,
Yes mother, touching my penis feels wonderful! I would love to have to sit down here on the edge of my bed and explain to me why I love stroking my penis so much.
OK Ricky. This is a very natural thing, all mothers and sons have conversations about penis stroking at your age. Now let's get to work...
0:29 lol he wanked it again like ''All good things must come to an end,goodbye sanity I pay my respects to you by jerking my dick for the very last time''.
So one time I was lying on my bed listening to music on my ipod. My thoughts drifted and I started whacking off. I had my eyes closed at the time. When I'm finished I open my eyes and go to my bedside table to get my cum rag to clean up ... and I see a fresh cup of tea sitting there, and it's still warm! I forgot I'd told my mother I wanted one. She must have seen everything but never mentioned it. Just left my tea for me and left.
@NickOver9000 The next time you seen her was there awkward silences and looks lol, and you were outside of your bed with your trousers down? omg I would kill myself.
okay i am 13 and i was jerkig off in my room and my dad just comes barging in my room and says dont ever catch you doing that again and i was thinking in my mind well you should nock not just barge in is it really normal to do
lol!You know why her mom is so rational and calm after she walked in the room?Its quite simple. I am sure her brother or herself as a teen; he or she use to be so interested in masturbation and pornography.That is for for sure!
Also,I understand why some families kept on doing incest over and over again no matter what.
I don't think this should have been flagged. if I ever caught my kids masturbating I would sit down with them and tell tham that it was alright and that they shouldn't be embarrassed about it because alot of people do that. There is no nudity or profanity in here so it shouldn't have been flagged. And i liked how she gave that reassuring smile at the end to let him know it would be okay
i must not be human because i do not have these feelings. =(
XCptJackSparrowX 2 months ago
застукан за суходрочкой :\
MrFrogjab 4 months ago
the video was hilarious! LOL
reader24 4 months ago
who masturbates that slow?
JxNeeley 5 months ago in playlist masturbation movement
Mom: Ricky, I saw what you were doing. It felt good, didn't it?
Ricky: (I'm fucked...)
Mom: Let me come and show you how to do it.
spinnersANDmoney 6 months ago 13
i love playing with my joystick. it brings me joy. Good thing no one has caught me doing it. i guess that shows how smart i am unlike the dumb boy in this video.
bluemime86 6 months ago
I'm pretty sure Ricky's mom is a Fembot!
rockyonemambo 6 months ago in playlist masturbation movement 8
lol
xxcvmc 7 months ago in playlist masturbation movement
Masturbation makes you crippled and blind.
gingowitch 7 months ago in playlist masturbation movement
@gingowitch No, but it's FACT that it can make you very agitated and depressed for sometime afterwards after the initial pleasure of orgasm due to the decrease in pleasure seeking neurotransmitter Dopamine and an increase in the hormone Prolactin which plays fuck with your mood
TheKenfig 7 months ago in playlist masturbation movement
@TheKenfig Ask yourself, what makes more sense to you: masturbation makes you crippled, which you can visibly see in your own body if you simply stop for sometime and take up kung fu or another rehabilitation program, or simply visit happehtheory . com - or what you said?
gingowitch 7 months ago
@gingowitch Hang on, I'll just ask myself....
TheKenfig 7 months ago
@TheKenfig Don't ask yourself by masturbating. Stop masturbating for a month, then study happeh theory and see if it makes sense to you. Then you should realize you should stop or else you will always feel weaker.
gingowitch 7 months ago
@gingowitch Are you obsessed with people masturbating or something ?. Dont tell me to stop doing anything, particularly when you dont know what, when, or how often I do something or not. It seems as if you're a dictator and not a 'listener' (in this case reader of comments on here) ; it seems that you merely see what you want to see. My comment is about the negative neurological effects of post orgasm and also continued sexual stimulation even without orgasm. EVERYONE has to orgasm at some point
TheKenfig 7 months ago
@TheKenfig How many times do I have to tell you imbecile? Masturbation makes you CRIPPLED! DO NOT TOUCH YOURSELF!!! Go to happehtheory . com if you want proof.
gingowitch 7 months ago
@gingowitch You're fuckin' psychotic surely aren't you after all I wrote that you didn't even read ?
TheKenfig 7 months ago
@TheKenfig What you wrote was regurgitation from stoopid scientists. All ancient peoples knew masturbation was bad for you as well. And it is because it cripples your body. Another explanation is that it is a karmic sin and defames one's ancestors. Happehtheory . com is your friend.
gingowitch 7 months ago
@gingowitch No it wasn't, it's FACT. Dopamine, the 'feelgood neurotransmitter' which motivates people to seek every pleasure decreases after orgasm, and is replaced by high levels of Prolactin and thus causes people to be irritable, anxious and depressed until dopamine levels are restored. Narcotic & Alcohol withdrawal causes the same 'hangover' effects due to the same reasons. Millions of people have felt that for some time after orgasm once the pleasurable high blast of Dopamine has depleted
TheKenfig 7 months ago
@TheKenfig Happehtheory has a better explaination than you do because it does not require going to school for 10 years and studying it and learning terms that have no meaning to people in order to fathom why your right hand touching your penis, or why ejaculation in general makes you weaker. The former makes you physically crippled, as does excessive sex, in the same way that penis sex does. In fact homosexuality is caused by masturbation, because it makes the anus tight, so it needs a massage
gingowitch 7 months ago
@gingowitch I've studied hardly anything and what I write is not ONLY to do with SEX, which is what you're only concerned with it seems. Your 'theories' are glib and superficial, like 'old wives tales' and other superstition for the naive and narrow minded. Are you actually serious saying homosexuality is 'caused' by masturbation ?. Hang on while I wipe away my tears of laughter
TheKenfig 7 months ago
@TheKenfig Homosexuality is caused by masturbation. If you believe it is caused by genes or chemicals which you had to be told about by someone else instead of simply listening to your self and your own body then I am sorry but I will cry for you too. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAA.
gingowitch 7 months ago
@gingowitch So, wait a minute, now you're as good as saying that EVERYONE is homosexual then, and don't say no because otherwise what you write is nosensical as it contradicts itself completely as nearly EVERYONE has masturbated and accordingly millions knew they were homosexual long before the masturbated, Lol. The 'cause' of homosexuality is inconclusive to say the least and has almost as many varieties and degrees of potency as there are people
TheKenfig 7 months ago
@TheKenfig HAving a tight anus from masturbation makes you have homosexual thoughts. When you lose your man energy and when you make love to yourself, well, this is homosexual, and you need other men's energy. It explains a lot of politics and social groupings. You will not officially be a homosexual until you have penis sex.
gingowitch 7 months ago
@gingowitch No it DOESN'T.People masturbate to relieve the desire they feel by attraction to whichever gender or combination of that they prefer, through fantasizing about the object of their desires at that time.Depletion of Dopamine afterwards is biologically designed to take ones thoughts away from powerful sexual desire for sufficient time to concentrate on other life necessities like career or work. There is no 'making love to ones self ; that's bullshit -it's about natural relief of desire
TheKenfig 7 months ago
@TheKenfig What in this world do you expect to explain when your terms are useless to me and you say things like "natural relief of desire" when it is much more conducive to your overall well being to say masturbation makes you blind and crippled and you should retain your semen and cultivate it upward to your head and back down to your navel. Check out Taoist Secrets of Love by Mantak Chia.
gingowitch 7 months ago
@gingowitch I dont EXPECT to explain, I explained thoroughly and concisely. Your 'terms' are less relevant to me as your 'terms' are naive, sensational, superstitious, being both medically unsound and impossible. Desire is a combination of Psychology and Neurology, yet it is perfectly natural and masturbation is not only that, but essential to some extent, even though it has a much experienced negative downside which is inevitable because of natural hormonal consequences afterwards
TheKenfig 7 months ago
@TheKenfig EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOUR RIGHT HAND TOUCHING YOUR ERECT PENIS MAKES YOU CRIPPLED NOW USING HORMONES.
gingowitch 7 months ago
@gingowitch Um, it DOESN'T ; all you have written is complete bullshit and I can conclude that you are impressionable and susceptible to such nonsense either due to emotional immaturity, a limited amount of exposure to established empirical knowledge, evidence and real life experience or a combination of the two
TheKenfig 7 months ago
@TheKenfig tisk tisk. I thought your yin would be more developed. Keep checking happehtheory . com and practice some kung fu and stop masturbating. Also maybe yoga might be good for you.. It takes nearly 3-5 years to undo excessive masturbation damage to your body.
gingowitch 7 months ago
@gingowitch You should not think outside your box as you'll jump to too many conclusions about my 'yin', Lol. Again, the extent to which I masturbate is confined to my own knowledge only. Well Kwai Chan Caine, when I'm ready to try and take the pebble out of the master's hand, I'll give you a call yeah ?
TheKenfig 7 months ago
@TheKenfig I got time on you. Go to happehtheory . com, study some kung fu, and stop masturbating. And if you're circumcised restore your foreskin.
gingowitch 7 months ago
@gingowitch I think you may be Mentally ill
TheKenfig 7 months ago
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bornbythesea 5 months ago in playlist masturbation movement
@gingowitch Hang on, I'll just ask myself....
TheKenfig 7 months ago
i would be like BITCH GET THE FUCK OUT!!!
brandonjamres 8 months ago
@brandonjamres Yeah, Lol "Fuck off or I'll come in yer face !"
TheKenfig 7 months ago in playlist masturbation movement
Kid is like "either do something about this or get the fuck out!!!"
JDSproducitons 8 months ago in playlist masturbation movement
Also how did they get that kid to pretend to jack off. obliviously they didn't go in 1960 odd "just pretend your jacking off kid". HA imagine if the kid now 50 yr old pissed. "they told me I was advertising flexible bedwear, bastards!"
98raza20 9 months ago 4
I always wanted to tell my family... for christs sake could you knock before opening my door but i couldn't coz I know they'd know what i was doing :(
98raza20 9 months ago
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98raza20 9 months ago
When I am home alone, I sometimes put on my moms underwear and jack off while wearing her bra and panties!
NCISfan03 9 months ago
I'm scarred. This cannot be unseen.
IstillOwnAvcr 11 months ago
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"it felt good didnt it" like WTF?
thebrowniesaur22 1 year ago
My feeling is if you don't get caught masturbating once in a while you aren't doing it enough! Getting caught by your sister is more embarrassing than being caught by your mom as I found out a long time ago. Go to my page (click on my name) and check out a video called "What Ricky is Really Thinking" to find out what is really on Ricky's mind when his mom catches him jacking off!
californiamike 1 year ago
Is anyone interested in swapping sexy pictures with one another so we can masturbate and give each other feedback! Please contact me so we can share emails and swap pics! Please think about it!
NCISfan03 1 year ago
@NCISfan03 Has that ever worked for you?
crud4 11 months ago
@crud4 As a matter of fact yes!
NCISfan03 11 months ago
My mom found a sexy picture of Rachael Weisz for me to jack off too and I had some crazy orgasms with that awesome lube my mom told me to use for this picture! My mom gets a kick out of my orgasms b/c I yell the funniest things in her opinion! After I came out of my bedroom, after having an orgasm to this hot pic, my mom laughed and said, "That was a good one, Im impressed!"
NCISfan03 1 year ago
One time I was masturbating in the bathroom stall at my old high school to a pic of Eva Longoria and a mentally retarded kid kicked open the stall door to see me completely naked clutching my erect penis while holding a pic of Eva! I wasnt embarassed at all, I just looked at him and I kept on rubbing like he wasnt there! I blew my load really hard and orgasmed right in front of this kid and he just smiled at me and ran away!
NCISfan03 1 year ago
@NCISfan03 This practice will cause self-destruction.
bornbythesea 1 year ago
Last night, me and my mom had a talk about my masturbation! She asked me to rate the pics that she sends me, the lube, and her advice! She then rated my orgasms that she heard over the past few weeks! Since my mom doesnt know what pics I am orgasming too, I send her a list of pics that I have orgasmed too! She also said my orgasm should be louder and more explosive so she bought me a years supply of lube!! What a great mom!!
NCISfan03 1 year ago
WHAT THEEE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!! her perversion level is over 9000!!!
drublefizz0014 1 year ago
hahahah george costanzas mom wasn't this understandable
enjoyitbro 1 year ago
And now little Ricky is a convicted sexual predator
CheifPaco 1 year ago
My mom is very involved in my masturbation! She tells me what pictures I should be using lube on and what pics to just jerk off to dry! For example, the pic she sent of Mariah Carrey, she told me to not use lube. When it came to Maria Sharapova or Eva Longoria, she literally told me to lather the lube on and rub until I blow my load all over me, That was pretty much word for word! It is so hot when my mom supports me like this!
NCISfan03 1 year ago
@NCISfan03 My mom banned me from using lube on Marriah Carey so I secretly spit and gobbed in my hand and used my saliva for lube! I didn't orgasm but I came pretty damn close!
NCISfan03 1 year ago
That lube that my mom bought me makes me orgasm like crazy whenever I climax! The sensation is heavenly and it relieves all my stress! My mom sent me a hot pic of Natalie Portman in a night gown the day I got the lube, and she told me that I should try it while rubbing one out to Natalie! When I did, my dick explode all over me and I shrieked at the top of my voice, OH GOD! It felt wonderful! My mom just laughed and said, "I told u it was going to be good!"
NCISfan03 1 year ago
@NCISfan03 My mom grew up in a household with five brothers and she has caught all of them masturbating at least ten times each over the years while living in the same house! She has heard every type of orgasm possible over the years and she has seen a million cummed up tissues and cum rags in the garbage in her twenty four years of living in that house! This is why my mom is so understanding when I rub one out! cause she knows how amazing it feels!
NCISfan03 1 year ago
@NCISfan03 Since they grew up in the 60's and 70's, my moms brothers would jack off and orgasm to raquel Welch, Lynda Carter (for obvious reasons!), Phoebe Cates, Barbara Bach, Bo Derek, and Farrah Fawcett! Just to name a few!
NCISfan03 1 year ago
@NCISfan03 My mom knows I love star wars and she knows that I get a huge boner when she appears on screen! I never thought it was possible for me to reach multiple orgasm, swear at the top of my voice uncontrolably and scream for God!! until I blew my load to Natalie with that lube! I learned something valuable about myself that day!
NCISfan03 1 year ago
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walkertexasranger33 1 year ago
@walkertexasranger33 Thats not what I said, I said that it feels incredible when I use lube! It enhances the experience thats all!
NCISfan03 1 year ago
@NCISfan03 yes that is what you said... you said she tells you what pictures to lube up to and which ones not to.
walkertexasranger33 1 year ago
@walkertexasranger33 `My mom is very involved in my masturbation! She tells me what pictures I should be using lube on and what pics to just jerk off to dry! `
walkertexasranger33 1 year ago
@walkertexasranger33 Ok, I am telling you right now that I dont need lube to cum! Does that clear it up for you! GOOD!
NCISfan03 1 year ago
@walkertexasranger33 Yes she does tell me this but it has nothing to do with me cumming only if I use lube! My mom simply gives me pictures that she knows will feel good when I whack off to them with lube! I simply use lube to experience 10 times the normal sensation! My mom knows what pics that I orgasm most too! If I yell OH GOD or FUCK at the top of my voice uncontrolably, then I know my mom did a good job! and so does she cause she can hear me!!!
NCISfan03 1 year ago
@NCISfan03 holy shit, is your mom some kind of a doctor, and how would she know what to lube up to
walkertexasranger33 1 year ago
@walkertexasranger33 My mom is not a doctor, she just understands me and she knows alot about the subject! To answer your second question, I told my mom what kind of pictures I like to jack off to, so she uses her discretion to choose images that suite my style the best. Those are the pics she tells me to lube up on and orgasm as loud as I want! (especially to Eva Longoria!) Some other pictures are used to rub out that quick one before school or during school. These pics require no lube!
NCISfan03 1 year ago
@NCISfan03 i never said taht you couldn't cum without lube dummy, i asked how your mom knows which pics to use lube to. and why would you jack off without cumming to a picture, tahts retarded. either way you have a fucked up relationship with your mom.
walkertexasranger33 1 year ago
My mom knows I masturbate and she supports me completely! Every once in a while she sends me emails full of hot pictures that she finds for me! such as celebrities and even sex videos! She even sent me a video of the hot lesbian scene from the movie "Pretty Persuation." She sent me this hot picture of Shania Twain this morning! WOW! She bought this lube for me that has a warming and tingling sensation when u rub it! She is the greatest!
NCISfan03 1 year ago
This was flagged? What idiot would do that?. If more parents were like her, we wouldn't be so screwed up sexually as a nation. My parents wouldn't have yelled at me, they would have just walked out and said nothing. Because they wouldn't have known what to say. And that's almost as bad as scolding a child for doing this, I think. It sends the message that it's wrong, either way. Either scolding bad, or unspeakable.
carloak9 1 year ago
If only all moms were that understandable. If I would have ever gotten caught, my mom would be yelling at me.
BlackSabbath1776 1 year ago
ok after reading some of the posts on here some of the comments seem to be seriouse and undrstanding which I agree with, but the last post i put in I hope it doesn't offened anyone. I posted it for a little humor thats all nothing else, so for any of you seriouse people out there dont take it seriously ok :)
mrhiide 1 year ago
"oh excuse me ricky, ricky i did see what you were doing you kinky devil you it felt good didn't it. Its alright we all have feelings like this sometimes, im just glad your doing it in the privacey of your own room and not infront of me with my tits hanging out and applying my lipstick. When your a little bit older we'll have to talk about these things and what causes them and how I can control your kinky feelings." :P
mrhiide 1 year ago
Boredest masturbation face ever. Looked more like the kid was mining his bellybutton for lint.
raggedyanarchist 1 year ago
WTF !!!! AHHHH WESTERN CULTURE ....DAMN
angelwiki 1 year ago
@angelwiki lol you fucking ignorant arab this video is from the 70s
walkertexasranger33 1 year ago
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angelwiki 1 year ago
Respond to this video... U ass Face ..i don't recall saying anything about this video not from 70's ...Tsk tsk ..Badd Influence ..try harder next time u Douche ,,
angelwiki 1 year ago
@angelwiki "BAD influence" "U ass face" fuck stop using youre shitty saudi arab insults on me im way beyond that horse shit. youre saying wtf to western culture and youre sentence is structure to be directing ure statement IN THE PRESENT TENSE numb nuts.. dont bother commenting on english speaking videos if ure gonna talk shit or not right ure crap properly. regardless 1800s western society is centries ahead of saudi society
walkertexasranger33 1 year ago
@walkertexasranger33 hey dude....do u think it's really necessary to bitch about the sentence structure or spellings? u get the point ...isnt dat enuff?
i didnt use correct spellings , punctuations nor grammar....but who gives a fuck?
and mate what does his comment has to do with saudi arab?
u think western society is centuries ahead of saudi society? well i think we are lucky that we are not there yet !
if u know what i mean :)
mnchstruntd09 1 year ago
@mnchstruntd09 I dont nag on people for their spelling and punctuation but when a CERTAIN WORD means something completely different then what he is using through some dictionary online,.. (ONLINE DICTIONARIES ARE HORRIBLE AND DON'T TRANSLATE PROPERLY) he comes of as an asshole. read his comments and dont ask me the questions. ask him. and hes the west is way beyond middle eastern society and has been for some time
walkertexasranger33 1 year ago
@walkertexasranger33 i have read his comments....and i cant find anything worth arguing for...
mnchstruntd09 1 year ago
@mnchstruntd09 cool story bro
walkertexasranger33 1 year ago
@walkertexasranger33 what story? :S
mnchstruntd09 1 year ago
@mnchstruntd09 you clearly missed the whole US vs THEM mentality he has going on
walkertexasranger33 1 year ago
@walkertexasranger33 I'm just saying that if he insults you , then it's not necessary for you to insult all of the arab nations or any society...
I want peace :)
mnchstruntd09 1 year ago
@mnchstruntd09 i was talking specifically about saudi culture, i dindt mention arabs what so ever. and pakistanis are not ethnic arabs if you are from there
walkertexasranger33 1 year ago
@walkertexasranger33 and what's wrong with saudi culture?
mnchstruntd09 1 year ago
@mnchstruntd09 fuck off cunt, nobodies talking to you
walkertexasranger33 1 year ago
@walkertexasranger33 ok fuck off cunt
mnchstruntd09 1 year ago
@mnchstruntd09 i dont think you want to continue this porkistani.
walkertexasranger33 1 year ago
@walkertexasranger33 explains ur fucking mentality v.well
mnchstruntd09 1 year ago
Who the fuck actually masturbates like that?
Lying down, with a bed sheet over you, staring at the ceiling with a blank expression...
TheDecelerate 1 year ago 14
@TheDecelerate LOL
reader24 4 months ago in playlist masturbation movement
BITCH! WTF! GET OUT!
geek2521 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
or those that dont believe what i have to say they can try this so called wonderful thing once a day for a month and than ull be able to realise of most of the things that ive said.
and last thing ill say is that if u want to destroy your physical mental and sexual life please continue this so called wonderful thing..
my proofs are not based on any english books
muham560 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
or those that dont believe what i have to say they can try this so called wonderful thing once a day for a month and than ull be able to realise of most of the things that ive said.
and last thing ill say is that if u want to destroy your physical mental and sexual life please continue this so called wonderful thing..
my proofs are not based on any english books
muham560 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
for those that dont believe what i have to say they can try this so called wonderful thing once a day for a month and than ull be able to realise of most of the things that ive said.
and last thing ill say is that if u want to destroy your physical mental and sexual life please continue this so called wonderful thing..
my proofs are not based on any english books.
muham560 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
for those that dont believe what i have to say they can try this so called wonderful thing once a day for a month and than ull be able to realise of most of the things that ive said.
and last thing ill say is that if u want to destroy your physical mental and sexual life please continue this so called wonderful thing..
my proofs are not based on any english books.
muham560 1 year ago
masturbating once is like to have sex with many woman at different times..just to let you know you lose a lot of power....makes your back bent,ant the worst of it all if you continue to do this so called wonderful thing ,a time will come were u wont last more than a min.I know that these days docs say this is a good thing and i believe most people believe what they have to say.so,thats why you dont have to believe me if you dont want to.im just tryna help every1
muham560 1 year ago
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@muham560
You are a complete moron.
Mrgyn 1 year ago
@muham560 wtf are you saying fag
walkertexasranger33 1 year ago
@muham560 yes it is a very destructive habit. Read a book called Secret Sin of Foolish Virgins. reg6*com.
bornbythesea 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
masturbating once is like to have sex with many woman at different times..just to let you know you lose a lot of power....makes your back bent,ant the worst of it all if you continue to do this so called wonderful thing ,a time will come were u wont last more than a min.I know that these days docs say this is a good thing and i believe most people believe what they have to say.so,thats why you dont have to believe me if you dont want to.im just tryna help every1
muham560 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
masturbation will destroy your life believe it or not...and if u continue a time will come were you wont last for more than a minute..masterbation weakens your vision weakens your strength,weakens your mind,creates dark circles around your eyes,makes your arms smaller,makes you lazy,makes your penis small and thinner or soft,makes your testis smaller,reduces your sperm count,makes your back really weak,takes the actual light off your face,makes your knees and bones weak,
muham560 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
masturbation will destroy your life believe it or not...and if u continue a time will come were you wont last for more than a minute..masterbation weakens your vision weakens your strength,weakens your mind,creates dark circles around your eyes,makes your arms smaller,makes you lazy,makes your penis small and thinner or soft,makes your testis smaller,reduces your sperm count,makes your back really weak,takes the actual light off your face,makes your knees and bones weak,
muham560 1 year ago
i would lock my fuckin door
dgarr64 1 year ago
She could have just left the poor guy alone and let him finish, THEN talk about it later.
The whole "It felt good didn't it?" comment was inappropriate...
LMAO
MissIndigo4321 1 year ago
It felt good didn't it?
Yes mother, touching my penis feels wonderful! I would love to have to sit down here on the edge of my bed and explain to me why I love stroking my penis so much.
OK Ricky. This is a very natural thing, all mothers and sons have conversations about penis stroking at your age. Now let's get to work...
jwallbanger 1 year ago
That mom should help me out during those moments...
nljpj 1 year ago
Thats not his mom thats his dad wearing a wig! Why do you think the kid's so fucked up?
SuicideisBrainLess 1 year ago
...My ass...
ClayMalek 1 year ago
Totally embarrassing
superyck 1 year ago 2
its weird because the mom said it felt good didn't it
BFAN4EVER 1 year ago 5
@BFAN4EVER The mother has a masturbation changed body. check out happehtheory . com to learn more.
gingowitch 7 months ago
0:29 lol he wanked it again like ''All good things must come to an end,goodbye sanity I pay my respects to you by jerking my dick for the very last time''.
krischo55 1 year ago
What's REALLY creepy is that the woman lives across the street.
mediamadman747 1 year ago 5
LOL
sydneycute17 1 year ago
this is creepy
prefuffle 1 year ago 18
So one time I was lying on my bed listening to music on my ipod. My thoughts drifted and I started whacking off. I had my eyes closed at the time. When I'm finished I open my eyes and go to my bedside table to get my cum rag to clean up ... and I see a fresh cup of tea sitting there, and it's still warm! I forgot I'd told my mother I wanted one. She must have seen everything but never mentioned it. Just left my tea for me and left.
NickOver9000 1 year ago 5
@NickOver9000
ricky gervais fan eh
barry770 1 year ago
@barry770
Not really. It is an urban myth a lot older than Ricky Gervais.
NickOver9000 1 year ago
@NickOver9000 The next time you seen her was there awkward silences and looks lol, and you were outside of your bed with your trousers down? omg I would kill myself.
malteeaser101 1 year ago
that was fucking weird lmao. Probably because its scripted.
xo8jumbalaya8ox 1 year ago
okay i am 13 and i was jerkig off in my room and my dad just comes barging in my room and says dont ever catch you doing that again and i was thinking in my mind well you should nock not just barge in is it really normal to do
piggie96 2 years ago 6
Well so much for finishing
Kaimosae 2 years ago 4
what kind of sick hebephilic mom would talk to her son whilst he's wanking off
jesus!
Mechasaiyan6 2 years ago 4
WTF?
My mom would be like "my bad", and slam the door really fast.
hahaha
AmandaNicole72891 2 years ago 23
This kid just stares at the ceiling when hes doin it! he must have a good imagination..nd the mom is hip about it!
ThcAssasin 2 years ago 2
The boy is just staring at her. wth? I would've been like: "get the fuck out!!"
lol The mom went about 30 sec. over what was needed. The "excuse me, Ricky" and then promptly closing the door would've sufficed!!
Kaimosae 2 years ago 3
... "it felt good didnt it" .....
in fantasy i would smack the shit outta that bitch
in reality...id probably be already 50% in denial and the other half just frozen...
Mysticlambo 2 years ago 6
you remind me so much of me
sxephlI 2 years ago
lol
chicka321 2 years ago
Lol. My mom would NEVER react like that :P But I'm glad some mothers are this open
ReDeads 2 years ago
well she has nothing else to do so she goes and watches her son masturbating.
yeah right mum i am in my room playing with myself and you say i should do it in private. I was until you walked in on me.
myvideocentre 2 years ago 4
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2t22tornadosiren 2 years ago
She enters the room without even knocking and tells him that he has privacy in his own room. :)
RottenRroses 2 years ago 3
what...
bmandown 2 years ago 2
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Spicyflav0r 2 years ago 2
WTF
WTF019877 2 years ago
I thought it was another Taboo XXX movie.
I saw what you were doing, and it was ALL WRONG!!!
This is the way to stroke it.......
OH; MOM..........
bigtool66 2 years ago
lol!You know why her mom is so rational and calm after she walked in the room?Its quite simple. I am sure her brother or herself as a teen; he or she use to be so interested in masturbation and pornography.That is for for sure!
Also,I understand why some families kept on doing incest over and over again no matter what.
missiondoe 2 years ago
How does she know that he was masturbating? what if he was triyng to untie his pajamas?
bokuwatensai 2 years ago 6
" i knew i should locked that door"
swiftkillz 2 years ago 6
are you saying your the kid in the video (Masturbation is Perfectly Normal)
theemokid227 2 years ago
I'd go like "Mom, get the hell out of the room". This is just wrong, funny though. Stalking Mom.
VatoFeo 2 years ago
That is the funniest goddamn thing I have ever fucking seen in my whole LIFE!
bastianswim 2 years ago 8
lol 0:35 he looks like FUCK YOU BITCH!
karik00 2 years ago 8
hell ya he does lol
theemokid227 2 years ago
My mother would NEVER have been this calm and rational if she ever walked in on me masturbating. Silly educational movie. XD
Jukesette 2 years ago 8
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2t22tornadosiren 2 years ago
id be like "get teh fuc out bitch!"
Shimigami777 2 years ago 19
I would have thrown something at her.
BrandonVanceWorld 2 years ago 7
Oh holy hell that was disturbingly funny!
nttcrecords 2 years ago 5
OPRAH
HipHop101Tv 2 years ago
just because people do it doesn't mean that its fine all the time. doesn't that lead to more negatives lets say porn indulgence ?
bobbyjans 2 years ago
You're probably either religious or ignorant (which in the end is the same shit). NO, it does not.
VatoFeo 2 years ago
ya the other thing is that your dick gets puffy looking it seems odd but its true cause thats what happend to my friend
theemokid227 2 years ago
is it normal if i masturbait to oprah?
HipHop101Tv 2 years ago
it would be odd if you didn't
jthmjohnnyc 2 years ago 6
lol it felt good didnt it?
ipodrand199423 2 years ago 5
i wonder why he didint say yes
theemokid227 2 years ago
oh god! it's me in bed and my mom
Beszelek 2 years ago
I KNOW IT FELT GOOD BILLY, AND THAT YOU LIKED IT hahahaa lol, this shouldnt have been flagged :P
migajo22 2 years ago
that boy is hot!
hotttuii 2 years ago
LOL I know he is
Meansarah16 2 years ago
Why has this been flagged? lol
bludgeon213 2 years ago
I don't think this should have been flagged. if I ever caught my kids masturbating I would sit down with them and tell tham that it was alright and that they shouldn't be embarrassed about it because alot of people do that. There is no nudity or profanity in here so it shouldn't have been flagged. And i liked how she gave that reassuring smile at the end to let him know it would be okay
xXXREapERCHiLD216XXx 2 years ago 16
So in other words you would greatly increase their trauma in order to feel like a good parent.
Whatever happened to "pretend nothing happened and never speak of again"?
Foamhead 2 years ago
um why wait til later to talk to him when he's masturbating now?
dnb200 2 years ago 3
Poor kid, scarred for life lol
katedrs 2 years ago 4
if i were ricky i'll give her a blowjob right on spot
crazymetallicRV 2 years ago
What kinda sick relationship have you got with your mother?
Sorrytodisappointyou 2 years ago 4