"Jersey Shore" Gone Wilde, Part 1

[chriszchelk]

RIP-OFF of Ceciley Jenkins!

BOOOOOOO! Bad form for stealing with ZERO credit for the idea, which was done TWO YEARS ago.

No class 'Importance Of Being Earnest' publicity. No class. You just lost an audience member for your play.

[SpringAwakened]

I have watched all 5 of these probably a thousand times each, and they never get old. :) I would rather watch this than the ACTUAL Jersey Shore...

[julesreverie]

You should get the cast of Newsies to act out transcripts from The Bachelorette 1899 newsie style

[SpringAwakened]

@julesreverie Totally agree. Either that or Survivor. XD

[MsSteffie1991]

I LOVE how he says "dirty" hahahahahahah

[dadesmone]

"Work blows dick for skittles" literally made me snort with laughter. I will always find this funny.

[austinthebookworm5]

Mind Condom LMFAO!!

[way2jaded1]

Awesome. How many episodes of jersey shore for this 2 minute clip?

[Keviths]

I thought this was goign to be Olivia Wilde. ._.

[only1miouo]

I came across the link to this video on my friends tumblr... what he said in the entry was so funny I had to check out the videos! :-P

from his tumblr:

Let’s hope that future works springing forth from this collaboration include “The Importance Of Being A Guido”, “The Picture Of Pauly D”, “Lady Snooki’s Fanny Pack”, “The Ballad Of Reading Ronnie”, “An Ideal DTF”, & “A Skank Of No Importance”.

[GarrettWord]

The Mind Condom is the best part!! ROFL!

[spyteandmalice]

This is so much more funnier than the real thing :P

[jee5092]

Yes Oscar Wilde was Irish, yes cecily did this already, yes English people do not talk like that. Oscar's play was intended to poke fun at the aristocrats so everything is exaggerated. Also just because cecily did this already doesn't make it not funny.

[jee5092]

@jjcake2 I realize that there are many accents and you do not talk like this, but this is how Oscar wilde's characters spoke so you can take that up with him not America. We may be ignorant, but you are making yourself look even more ignorant.

[EgoSense]

Alas, no star appearance by Bunbury. I heard he quite exploded.

[greenpeach20]

I actually would watch Jersey Shore if it were..London Shore or something

[PoutingXEvoke]

@greenpeach20 Go ahead, there is one.

Geordie shore.

1% more horrible than Jersey shore.

[greenpeach20]

@PoutingXEvoke You're kidding right?

[greenpeach20]

@PoutingXEvoke Fuck, you aren't kidding.

[sunsetwinds]

This is amazing

[hwXD]

lmao, more PLEASE!! :D

[youngBreeza]

CECILEY JENKINS CAME UP WITH THIS FIRST!!! THIEFS..... NOT ORIGINAL

[soulreaper55123]

in verbal jousting 1 the moustached guy is on the left in 2 and 3 he is on the right any specific reason why?

[pwnedbysosa]

freaking Italians these days

[yoggz8]

Its unfortunate that they put less focus on the subtle little gestures like the eye rolls in the later videos. They are by far the best part.

[yoggz8]

Bravo! Encore! Encore! 

[TookItHomeToJenny]

Beautiful, I'm English and I can say anything and get away with it!!!!

[Bhoorfard]

I want to watch this, unlike jersey shore, which I have yet to watch.

[THEVOLCANICPOTATO]

he forgot skyrim god damnit

[soade101505]

Nah, you don't say "That's what she said."

you say "Tis' what the maiden proclaimed."

[litblondie22]

who else knew he was going to say "thats what she said" at 1:52? lol

[ofirharlev]

Brilliant!

[Tedza0]

lol stephen fry at the beginning

[MLBC17]

Anyone have clips of this dialogue actually on Jersey Shore?

[jjcake2]

their are so many english accents and americans only portray 1 that tbh im english nd ive never heard anybody speak like that jus makes americans look stupid

[whoitis87]

@jjcake2 don't you hate it when no one cares?

[IMaCrOI]

DICK FOR SKITTLES???

[ImSpiFF]

their accent..

[lazzysol]

ive seen these guys @ a play the Importance of Being Earnest funny shit

[iLostMeBrain]

please do continue

[skelitack]

it's an english accent!! for christ sake! british is irish, english, scottish, and welsh. jordey if you wanna go in depth.

[mrawsome17]

@skelitack ? thats not jordey, thats posho southeners

[skelitack]

@mrawsome17 i was talking about if you wanted to go in depth of english accents. i was meaning, if you really want to be picky you can count jordey as an eccent on it's own. but then you start to go into countys and north south east west etc. and then there's the weird accent that the americans do that is supposed to be english, but ends up as thsi weird hybrid that doesn't really protray english at all

[tiocoolj]

i dont get it

[reklaimer85]

This is just so awesome on so many levels i don't even.

[tottihead]

This is a rip off of Cecily's Masterpiece theatre of Jersey Shore

[elusive73]

@tottihead Totally is - and hers was way better! XO!

[mustachos1993]

@tottihead It may be, but this is fucking better! Great acting and great voice!

[LiteraryCupcakes]

@tottihead This is also way funnier.

[ReallyAwesomeGinger]

For once I actually feel smarter after watching something with the word, "Jersey", in it.

[samgilardi]

HAHAHAH



[AndySDoughnuts]

In the UK there is a show called "Made In Chelsea", which is basically this but in the present.

However, there is also "Geordie Shore" and "The Only Way is Essex" which are most certainly not like this.

[pinkpixiechic]

omg, this made my day

[benry007]

you better continue, this is a master piece

[zilence5]

what does despair mean?

[NPFurey]

im a brit and trust me when i say all british people sound like that, oh and we all live in castles, cheerio bilko

[jsharkey46]

cecily has been doing this for ages. pikey thieves

[kachekieran]

oscar wilde was irish not english...lol funny though anyway

[MissJen27]

Classy!

[MissJen27]

love. it.

[rakketakke]

It's pretty funny and full of mistakes like Fleur-de-lys in the cutscene (which is very english -.-) and sometimes the accents, and the soda in the background. But that does give it its charm. I liked it :D

[55liferider]

if ur being f*&ked u don't need a condum its only when ur doing the f*&king vid was lame

[jayreilly90]

More!!

[Jagborilund]

God i miss the 1800s

[thebigbadjohnsmith]

English accent fail.

[shaedies]

It would be much better this way.

[lordun]

love the coke can in the background on the bar :P

[LilliesForDelilah]

Oh my god. I love this.

[wildem92]

Ahhh finally a perfect user of my last name

[3sixteendays]

Oscar Wilde was Irish, not english.

[LinksysIsDown]

@3sixteendays

yeah but he wrote plays making fun of the English aristocratic types and this is making fun of jersey shore with English aristocratic types. There in lies the humor

[mikegkeating]

@LinksysIsDown thanks! jokes are best when explained!

[SpanishCrackaPino]

No hate, but this is almost exactly like Ceciley's Mashterpiece Theater...

[peelout40]

That's what she said!! :)

[dagrimmreepa]

well, having never watched a second of js i can't say that i get this.

[GatsiosProductions]

Isn't this just a complete copy of Cecily's Jersey Shore thing a while back?

[darkmajikmaker]

not funny

[beaprod]

Great scott! I never would have thought any entertainment would arise from the crass balderdash known as "Jersey Shore". This Youtube series compels me to reconsider.

[Bobster930]

Haha, much better than the original!

[Ackee23]

hahaha! 

[ashleyhestand]

How is this in the styling of Oscar Wilde? This is just some british chaps reading the script.

[Arikata]

@ashleyhestand they're actors in oscar wilde's play 'the importance of being earnest' so they're reading it as their characters.

[ScaryMonstahh]

Random guy walking in on that's what she said joke.

[MasteratArms15490]

80 people are the only fans of Jersey Shore and should quickly be sterilized!

[V00701897]

ahahahaahahahahahaha

[SxKirbyxG]

this is so much amazingly more entertaining then jersey shore

[SangreBelleza]

It all seem's so clear and intellectual when guys who do it with posh accents say it.

[EpiclyInept]

@SangreBelleza I think the mustaches help too... '-'

[NunjaNickPick]

I don't find the grammar changed dramatically! The fact that is appears to be so different is because of the background music and their accents. But overall a great video! :P

[roadrunnerpxs]

dick for skittles?

[mwcorell]

I wore a mind condom while watching this video....... it popped when I forgot to pull out.

[SniperRick666]

Haha

[rfuaonl]

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" - Oscar Wilde

[snapkacklepop]

waittttt! CECILEY MADE THIS A WHILE AGO!

[TheMossrig]

TheNation

[ben9345]

OH MY GOD TOTAL RIP OF OF CECILEY!!!!!

[personthewat]

Work blows dick for skittles.....that's a new one xD

[SirParachute]

isn't this what Ceciley was doing on her channel

[TwilightMasterCK1]

"The depths of despair" sums up Jersey Shore perfectly fine, I'd say...

[experiment35]

And telling people their not "special snowflakes" (by the way that phrase makes me gag) doesn't mean you're better than them. And I'm sorry but reading books DOES make you intellectual, or at least helps to increase your knowledge of the world (in Oscar Wilde's plays/ books life and human nature are explored whilst at the same time you can learn a lot about the time he lived in) . Of course then there's the sciences, which of course can all be read about in BOOKS.

[InnocenceExperience]

the main difference is that Oscar Wilde was brilliantly witty so this doesn't really do justice to him but it was quite amusing nonetheless

[SeifCham]

it'd be funnier with aussie accent, trust me

[darkshadow2341]

take that modern society

[fluffymole0913]

Tell me if it sounds good in an English accent after watching 'The only way is Essex' :/

[xSeiZmikx]

It's funny how they think that's how Oscar Wilde spoke. He was Irish.

[garrickatx]

Cecily already did this

[MarioBrosxlove64]

"Oh i got juice all over me"

"Thats what she said"

LOL XD

[dobermangrl]

when he said you like your women like you like your women i knew exactly what he was going to say next.

[ThePorter27]

im british and im ok with this

[DzRoi]

i need a mind condom cuz i'm being mind fucked. LOL

[dilt4]

they still sound like idiots...>.> nothing can make this show better

[XJeff94X]

That bitch forgot about Skyrim...

[dududugary]

welll watch the only way is essex then tell me this sort of conversation sounds good in english accents

[GuestAccount69]

They copied the station...

[ShadoWtHkH]

mind condom, its gonna be a thing!

[EBF999]

anyone else give a virtual high five and ZING-er at 1:00? lol..

[JAKEOQUAKEO]

but Oscar wilde was Irish...

[pbldiaz28]

pish posh

[SplitSniper7]

Finally! With all those previews and segments of Jersey Shore slowly decaying my brain I feel like I've got some sense back

[CoryExactly]

The

Astute

Character

Observation

Taco, clever.

[ElliotExplicit]

Hilarious! Great job! :)

[theblahs]

Are these quotes from the show?

[VLVLOVE42]

Jenna Marbles?? >>>

[endosocks]

"Work blows dick for skittles right now." One of the best quotes ever said.

[svenlivingston777]

go ahead...make fun of our accents...all i know is i'm gonna be saying "blows dick for skittles" for the next couple weeks :)

[polpotsdog]

Oscar Wilde was Irish.

[TheOriginalNightHawk]

to be continue? PLEASE.

[surfer6000]

@TheOriginalNightHawk theres part two right next to it

[ku42]

gay

[jackjim3131]

oscar wilde is irish not english kevin

[haigfeinn]

they should do this for an entire episode it would be hilarious

[DarkSparkX9]

Verbal Jousting FTW

[cody3234]

Work blows dick for skittles! bahahah

[oMugenx]

Not to take anything from this but another YouTuber: Cecily did this already.. >.>

[iii135]

whats that piano song called in the beginning?

[olibolibolibolib]

@iii135 Its "Rondo alla Turca". Also known as "The Turkish March". Composed by a little someone called Mozart. Heard of him?

[AdamAllMighty5]

first of the defranco nation!!

[YOUGOTLOLLED]

Didn't Oscar Wilde have an Irish accent or am I missing something here?

[froggyman218]

@YOUGOTLOLLED lol yes he should have .. seeing as he was from Island.

[Got2flip]

i thought i would never enjoy jersey shore.... you proved me wrong.

[Chaeromanie]

Funny video, but the comments annoy me.

Sorry, but reading Oscar Wilde's work doesn't make you a special snowflake, nor does it mean you're an intellectual. It means you've read a book. Congratulations.

[N0rthernGamer]

@Chaeromanie

Cole Younger: "You know, just cuz he reads all them books and knows all them fancy words it don't make him smart"

Bob Younger: "uhhh yeah it does"

[InnocenceExperience]

@Chaeromanie thanks. I recommend the importance of being earnest. its brilliant.

[Chaeromanie]

@InnocenceExperience I know, it's one of my favourite books. And education != intelligence. Intellectual people are mostly educated, because of the way they percieve things and how their brains connect information, but it definitely isn't the same. Example: "Most men can grow beards, so that must mean men are beards." It's the same logic applied. And sorry for making you gag.

[Chaeromanie]

@InnocenceExperience Sorry, typo, I wanted to say "education != intellect". Oh, and I really do not believe that I'm better than anyone by telling people my opinion on a comment they wrote under a video on Youtube. It just describes an action, not my personality. Same thing I said about reading Oscar Wilde.

[InnocenceExperience]

@Chaeromanie I understand. I don't think its a controversial point really. To be educated is to be knowledgeable or to have learned information but knowledge and intelligence aren't the same thing. IQ tests aren't supposed to test knowledge or acquired information but reasoning abilities. Intelligent people are more likely to be educated because they will probably be drawn to learning and understand more easily but there are plenty of v intelligent blue collar guys who never got very educated.

[Chaeromanie]

@InnocenceExperience I don't think it's controversial either, nor did I say something new. (I just found out that Da Vinci basically said the same thing a couple of years before I did.) It just bugged me and because I had a bad day, I couldn't resist writing a comment. It's just one of my pet peeves, not a big thing. But I really don't think IQ says that much about intelligence as some people believe. Intellectual abilities come in many shapes and forms and IQ tests just look at a few of them.

[InnocenceExperience]

@Chaeromanie I think it says quite a lot but there are things it leaves out too like imagination, creativity, memory and maybe more practical, mechanical types of problem solving.

If somebody has a high IQ, that's the kind of person who will do well at physics or academia and who will seem logical and able to understand things if you talk to them. There are different aspects of it too, like verbal, mathematical, spatial and you can have a strength in one.

[InnocenceExperience]

@Chaeromanie apparently one you are an adult, you can't improve your IQ score very much, although obviously you could learn a lot of information.

[InnocenceExperience]

@Chaeromanie then again I don't know how much iq is innate and how much it can be cultivated. Education probably trains and cultivates people's reasoning abilities to some extent. Still there is an important and definite distinction though between knowledge and intelligence and you can get people who are naturally very intelligent without being educated.

[Chaeromanie]

@InnocenceExperience Afaik, IQ can be trained. I'd have to look it up. If you're interested, I could ask someone with a bit more knowledge than me. IQ tests make sense when it comes to specific psychological and/or neurological issues (intelligent people with ADS normally have lower IQs than they could have, for example), but for someone "completely normal" (the normal kind of crazy, haha), it's just another number and while it does say something about the person, it doesn't say that much.

[rkzb]

@Chaeromanie Thank you.

[SnapdragonYellow]

They REALLY need to make more of these.

[StripesNSkulls]

Its funny how suddenly insightful and witty it all sounds with the posh accents....