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  • Fakesagan's insults are lamer than his dick and dryer than his last date's nether regions.

    Oh wait... that insinuates that he dates women...

  • Fake Sagan is a moron.

  • hey straight, im sure this comment will be buried, none the less...

    i fell across these videos dont know anyone involved in any of them. anyway im just wondering, what has this to do with atheism?

    youre very logical and all that and i gotta wonder if youre as intelligent as you sound you know you could make alot of money in any of the sciences!! i dunno this shit just seems like the definition of vanity and birds of a feather...

    either way, peace and good vid!

  • @rlyosim You dont know anyone involved and your looking for Atheist videos? TheAmazingAtheist was my favourite until i realised he's an e-begging whore.

  • woah man, hats are important and do matter

    (in team fortress 2)

  • Enjoyed this video!

    Hilarity to the max brother.

    I'm subbing :)

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  • So is capnoawesome a skank too?

  • It blows my mind that you're not orders of magnitude more popular than these cunts, straightdope.

  • You curse so eloquently.

  • You got a problem with Hats, d0pe?

    lol just kidding

  • BROFISTS GALORE!!! FUCK YEAH!!! I'm about to go get myself a Pussy hangover!

  • You don't seem to grasp the actual degree of insult that someone has to practice in order to be distinguished from the ordinary. You are not really happy are you? Why so much edginess?

  • haha straightdope fails Coughlan616 owns you

  • i would kill for that sex tape

  • @neverhoodyn

    i think it's on encylopedia dramatica

  • However, I wonder, how on earth did CapnOAwesome put up the video, didn't the YT pick up as inappropriate?

    straightd0pe, you seem angry towards fakesagan. Why is that?

    If fakesagan what that much of a fucking loser,

    why bother to make fun of him, especially now that he removed his account? I can't even confirm how much of an idiot he was.

    But from what you disclose about him, he does sound idiotic.

  • When was this? Who the hell is he?

    Who is fakesagan?

    He got closed right?

  • I never saw the most dumbest and stupiests dumb ass in the world

  • @TheRantingPhoenix I think the point of saying things about his speech impediment was because of what sagan said about coughlin's birth mark at least that why i think he said it because sagan was wrong about saying something about someones appearance.

  • Y'all take this YouTube shit too seriously

    But ugh... That's fucked up ol boy fucked his girl damn bra I wen even show my face nomo dog another Nigga fucked yo girl bra and put it on da Internet!! Damn!!

  • Why do hate Fakesagen so much, you take this to seriosly

  • @apogalypse .......................

  • @DJAMATURE i dont habe back history. Did he did something to you?

  • @apogalypse No but stupidity has a way of letting others know of it's existence,and clearly it's also infectious...

  • @DJAMATURE ok sry i know my english ist bad. But at least i can speak 3 Languages....

  • @apogalypse That's perfect, go ahead and travel to those three countries and annoy them.

  • hahaha! A speach impediment. I especially like the line you said to Fakey- tiny, pale, Irish balls or something, hahaha.

    Yeah. I used to be subbed to Fsagan. That was a mistake. I was counting on the guy to have reformed his ways, found enlightenment and perhapse have less of an ego. Boy was I wrong. I subbed to him to see SDope vs Fakey, but since it's over now, think I'll unsub again.

  • coughlan has blocked me too for some reason. Thing about coughlan is I dont think he has much of a sense of humor despite his stand up comic aspirations.

  • Fake Sagan is a retard.

  • Sharks generally don't eat plankton.

  • Slut shaming, huh? Lovely.

  • @RationalFox why do you say 'slut shaming'? i hate that term. who did you hear it from?

  • @ninjascroll6789 Because I despise people who think having sex makes a woman a lesser human being, but didn't really feel like leaving a serious message.

    I think I first heard the term on a feminist blog. Why?

  • @RationalFox I don't know. Straightdope seems to be of the equal opportunity offender type. He does call her a skank, but he has also weighed in on the pro-sex/anti-pr0n debate in a not too disgusted way.

  • @LicoriceLain His porn video is just another shot at feminists. It wasn't a point made in good faith.

    He didn't just call her a skank, he attacked someone for loving her. As though she's been so dirtied up she shouldn't even be considered a human being by the people around her. If he IS just being offensive for the sake of it it's trite.

  • @RationalFox You should contribute a few videos to the debate. ;)

  • @LicoriceLain Haha. Maybe I will. :p

  • @RationalFox Good. I look forward to seeing it. :)

  • Category: pets and animals

    Ahhahahahaha

  • Does Kevin Smith write your commentary? HA!

  • Straightd0pe please destroy this man, i mean totaly this time, make it personal.

  • He's back. TheSmoothCriminal is his new official channel. He wants to debate you straightd0pe

  • @IronThrasher TheSmoothTerrorist not criminal, sorry

  • man, these people need to get lives

  • I have this feeling that the maker of this video finds himself very smart. It sounds like he thinks he is the smartest on youtube. FUck you, last video I watched.

  • Lulz glad I wasn't active on YouTube when this asshole was around.

  • @zeroace12546 He's still around, and highly active on YouTube and BlogTV. I personally have no issue with the dude. I still recommend that if people make asses out of themselves, then they should stop what they're doing, and think about what they're doing that's making it so easy for others to pwn them.

  • Porn skank? what the hell happened rofl

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  • you attack the weakest parts of a character. Every person has flaws in a character, and to make no mention of the positives in a person (I've seen your videos, you mentioned you liked some comment or other he made) when the person clearly has a numer of absolutely fantastic elements to his character is a smear campaign. What you attacked about his character is a childish and pathetic side, so what does that make you? Try addressing real subjects more, which you clearly have the ability to do.

  • @extremepietbh ohh c'mon fackey got what he deserved

  • @extremepietbh What character? Fakesagan had no character. It's not an insult, because it's true. Fakesagan never gave his subscribers any insight into his life or his lifestyle and do you know why? He's extremely afraid of rejection. He constantly put on a facade to prevent showing any weaknesses even though flaws are an integral part of a person's character, like you said. Fakesagan was every male societal expectation juxtaposed one after the other. YouTube is better off without him.

  • @beezaxe you can't have watched *any* of fakesagans videos. He went into great detail about his childhood, his work, his experiences with drugs, relationships,, his views on various idealogies, what books he reads, what music he likes, he put up a ton of music that (though I'm not a fan) he made himself, and that takes guts, not to mention his face and voice in every video he made. He made public so, so much of his character that I can't see what thought you've put into your post at all.

  • @extremepietbh *yawn*

    He lied about a lot of things, so I never thought anything more of his "confessions" than as tales. He was a brazen bastard and when he was sharing something about him, it was most likely nothing more than some emotion appeal for people to like him. He was such an insecure person and it was obvious by the way he conducted himself.

  • @beezaxe since you don't actually say anything he lied about (I don't know of *anything*, and I've been a long time fan) then you are just speculating that it's not true, so have fun with that.

  • @extremepietbh Lol fandom.

  • You know, if Coughlan becomes the Phantom of the Opera, maybe he'll hook up with Emmy Rossum. She's hot stuff.

  • So happy that douche fakesagan is gone.

  • my god youre channel is boring

  • Using the term "pwnage" or rather ownage, makes me just as angry as someone telling someone else their a troll. I fucking hate that shit.

  • Straightd0pe, I'd date you. You're fantastic.

  •  this is really funny

  • @AnalFuckingCow I thought it was Hillerious how Every One Waited untill Fake Sagen was kicked off You Tube before taking a pop at him, there was a statement of how he's banned for life too lol,

  • oh god this is such a classic..

    not your first video on YT tho was it? did y ou have a channel before this one? had i been missing out? lol!

    hey u got any inside goss on whether capnoawesomeis comin back or not? he logged in the other day for the first time in many months.

  • @kaminarigaston That one little comment in the video does not represent my overall position on women's sexuality.  Though I find it fairly humorous that you accuse me of being chauvinistic while complaining about going through "all those hoops" to "get pussy." I guess to you the act of lovemaking is just getting pussy. Way to objectify women.

  • @straightd0pe

    the act of lovemaking and getting pussy are to me two different things. When I say getting pussy I mean casal sex. And it's not about chauvinism or objectifying women. If a women said "i need a dick" i wouldn't jump and say "oh the humanity, you are objectifying men omg!", I'd just get the synecdoche, and I don't see why it would be so the other way around.

  • @straightd0pe

    But seriously. I know FakeSagan is kind of a douche. Fine. But don't you think that staying with oshunovani after what happened is something that he should be commended for instead of scorned? I mean it.

  • @straightd0pe I'm objectifying her, who was that girl?

  • @Cigarrock FakeSagan's Fiance', Oshunavani

  • @straightd0pe Show your face pussy. Why are so scared? I know you'll just say there's a reason to retain anonymity but that just proves you're scared of something happening. Pussy. :)

  • @kaminarigaston Oh, look at the moralfag. Anyone who tapes themselves like that is a whore.

  • @kaminarigaston idiot feminist, why have you stopped masturbating with your Bullet to Xena to come troll the internet with your stingy unwashed hairy armpits

  • @SanguineBullet667

    I must admit that my armpits are pretty hairy lol, you got THAT right LOL

  • @kaminarigaston If you are an honorable man you wouldnt want to fuck a bunch of diffferent women but make love to the one woman that makes you happy.

  • @kaminarigaston a real man goes after quality aka 1 women, boys go after quantity aka beign a slut. Grow up both men and women that sleep around and bang everything with a hole are disgusting. I would trade all the women in the world for my wife.

  • @card969

    Shame that the only people in my town with that opinion are me and senior citizens.

  • @iscrewy honor and morality is something most humans lack these days.

  • @card969

    'sigh'

  • So...limpotent? You are very good with pwnage videos.

  • damn dude. you are one blunt mother fucker. i like it.........

  • Annoying boxed wine drinking fuckface!!! Instant Chubby

  • :O fakesagans name is Chris?

  • Turn a hoe in to a housewife... EPIC

  • "artsy musical"

    THAT PLAGIARIZED PINK FLOYDS ECHOES!!!

  • Fake sagan is not a narcissist hes the complete opposite.Narcissists look for internal attention not the opposite hes just a deluded nerd.

  • Are you not being a hypocrit?

  • This is so good.

  • You just fucked him up good, Straight

  • I remember this drama... Coughlan ended up crying on camera in the end.

  • 2:40

    So god damn epic.

  • Oshun actually had sex wif dis..... dude? Nasty ho!!!

  • 1:21 I'm sure this has been pointed out, but SIXTY-NINE

  • fakesatan is your god

  • This dude is dead on!

  • AGREED

  • @hyperseauton you are an idiot

  • No he isn't.

  • @hyperseauton I see what you did there. Nice parody/trolling, lol.

  • "Nice parody/trolling" kind of.

    I liked fakesagan a lot. But yeah, he should have cut down on the ego parading linguistics, insults and pwnages.

  • Well, I sympathized with him over the CapnOAwesome thing. But yeah, when he started going overboard on everything and acting like a moron, I lost all interest.

  • @hyperseauton: man you sound like fucking retard

  • Damn. These are sooooo brutal to watch

  • theamazingatheist likes him so he is a good guy

  • @aa122395

    theamazingatheist is a good guy.. but sorry, Fakesagan IS a douchebag

  • was that actually a vid of some guy doin fakey's gf?

  • @jesseakers yup, that was capnoawesome fucking fakesagans girlfriend. he put it on encyclopediadramatica. for months people had thought kevin (capnoawesome) was fakasagens girlfriend's cousin. so fakesagan thought he had the upper hand because he was fucking kevins cousin. then it turned out kevin had fucked her in the past and it was all a cover up.

    the video was put up revealing the truth. fakesagan had a hissy fit and many lulz ensued.

  • @crazycrazycaleb

    you didnt do shit..

  • @crazycrazycaleb

    Damn caleb, you're such a self-obsessed prick... Grow the fuck up already.

  • He was on YouTube when this was made.

  • no idiot can't own anyone

  • i'm confused, why do caughlan and sagan hate eachother. What happened.

  • coughlan's account is soon to be dead :(

  • Nope: coughlan is still going strong.

  • no, 4-5 days ago...he said that he only has a couple of days before he account is closed for good...not suspended but closed

  • Right, but that has changed... can't keep a good man down.

  • Plus he couldn't have, even if he had tried. gwar265 double-fails.

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  • Fake Sagan is a destructive narcissist.

  • fakesagan is a pathetic boring waste of time

  • 99,9% of youtube is a waste of time.. Specialy vbloggers!!

    It's all about entertainment.

  • I'm not the biggest fan of pwnage vids on youtube, but I consider this to be up there with the best.

  • Holy hateraid batman!

    But really straightd0pe, you can make a pwnage video like nobody's business, but why waste your skills on shoddy people like fakesagan...

    Where exactly do you stand on the theist/atheist debate?

  • Check out my WoodsofJordan vid.

  • okay, so i'm new to your channel, why are you spending so much time making fun of this guy? just for shits and giggles? i would be cool with that if that were the only reason, but i'm just curious

  • 2:49

    Urgh....uuuuurgh.

  • He actually made a "pwnage" video of me on my FlipTokyo account (which btw was a sarcastic, troll account that apparently he was too stupid to see.) Anyway, that video was also pulled after awhile, his views weren't horrible. It's just his "pwnage videos" that seemed to fall on their faces. (Though his followers always seemed to like them, hilariously.)

  • "Pets & Animals". suits perfectly

  • fakesagan blocked me in response to this video, which I find extremely satisfying.--)))))))))))

  • I love how you call him "Fakie" hehe.

  • So true.

  • Spambots.