Santa Claus And The Ice Cream Bunny - Movie Review - Cinemassacre.com

[MovieLasagna]

I have seen a lot of bad movies in my time. A whole lot. And until I saw the Rifftrax of Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny, I thought I had seen the worst. But no. This is the absolute worst film of all time. Beyond a doubt.

[Spazman100]

Where the fuck do you find these movies?

[Alex808thegreat]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha!

Oh, my gosh that sounds like such a stupid-ass movie. Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, Santa Claus and the IceCream bunny and other movies like this deserve their own genre. Let's call them "What the fuck movies."

[SirFuzzi]

3:45

IT'S A LEOPLURADON, CHARLIE

A MAGICAL LEOPLURADOOOON.

[TheRegart]

That pig's scream tore into my soul.

[MrDanielFreckleFoot1]

since he's mentioning disney in most of his reviews i'd really like james to review all the disney movies just like doug's DisneyCember

[THEswedishCITY]

Fact: if u seen the H.C Anderdersen cartoon, he tells this story, (the 2nd story) and the girl is bought from some old witch, cuz some old lady is alone, and she get kidnaped by frogs. and the bird is found dead in a tunnel and than alive :O

[Teletubbiezzz]

Lol 4:16 The wing is casting a shadow on the wall. Just how low budget was this movie?

[PrivateSnowballTFC]

And I thought Plumbers Don't Wear Ties was random...

[nogoodnam3sleft]

This movie can not be explained.

[BobbyRossRacing93]

I'm sorry I can't find it but someone commented on this saying that they got the gorilla from a KFC wow really

[RivasDeAmat]

@BobbyRossRacing93 hahaahaahahahhhaa

[billytamer]

i saw the Rifftrax for this. one of the best fucking ones they have done

but to be fair, the part where Santa leaves with the bunny is at the VERY end. its the last part.

[GoblinXXX]

@billytamer There are probably various edits around. This thing was originally meant to be shown at kiddie matinees in department stores, where parents could drop off their kids for a while and shop. Some versions probably included a few cartoons or Little Rascals or 3 Stooges shorts, things that didn't really belong to the filmmakers.

[ProtoSnake]

1:32 Animal abuse. lol

[supermanhk2008]

"the pig does not sound happy" LOL

[pibetemueve]

LSD-inspired creatures lol

[pawnerstoner]

Hopefully none but to guess I'm gonna say pcp

[MarionetteKazuko]

The kids singing with the siren sounds like something that should have been used as sound effect on Amnesia the dark descent

[oblivexx]

Is this a soft porn film?

[pawnerstoner]

Wat drugs were they on

[2000Tobbe]

@pawnerstoner ice cream

[japstoryeditor]

@pawnerstoner What drugs should they be on?

[sango290]

the part with the kids singing and the fire engine made me feel like my soul was leaving my body...

[TheScaryDruid]

@sango290 Yeah it's very creepy and just depressing, with the off-key song and that blaring siren.

[Alex808thegreat]

@sango290 I had to turn the sound off during that part it because of how annoying it was.

[LEGOYasserRBLX]

Ugh,Too much cocaine...

[0111Daniel]

"Iced" Cream? Lol, you mean "Ice Cream"!

Anyways, what's up with Thumbelina or whatever? She's clearly underage, these are some really sick ***ks!

Lol, nice review! Thumbs up for AVGN!

[whiteboyo1212]

Thumbelina gon get raped

[GoldKnightProduction]

I probably would've found the thumblina part weirder if in 8th grade I hadn't played the part of the boy frog, one of those bugs, and (un-willingly) the fairy prince in our version of the fairy tale.

Cutting together that many different concepts still seems like a bizzarre idea for a movie. Santa, theme parks, ice cream bunny, and thumbleina!? O___O

[MrJPcgames]

The little girl asked King Kung-Fu to help Santa.

[DasBeda]

just hearing about all this creeps me the fuck out!

[laputaqueteparioxxx]

FIRETRUCK! (smosh xD)

[ThePaintedMelon]

when I saw this I was like NO THIS CANNOT EXIST

[CastleCombatBrothers]

when i saw the picture of this i was like "WTF is this sh*t?!"

[Maniaxe613]

It's hard for me to say if this movie is so bad, it's good. Watching kids jump off roofs with giant umbrellas and kids ride on mechanical horses without safety belts, this movie might just be so bad, it's (insert AVGN insult here)!

[seanthepianokid]

The government shuld warn us of these types of things they cause dramatic exspression to getting high!

[doubledash05]

lol'd at LSD inspired creatures

[rageage5fifteen]

wow.

[RelixKondor]

Wait... this was a real movie?

[StrikeTeam7]

all those kids in the movie are old now really really old

[LPFTWOMGWTFBBQ]

OMG I think I actually watched this movie when I was a kid

[StupidWizardFilms]

Did I Take Powerful Drugs Before Watching This?

[rapandmetalpwnall]

Thumbelina is kina hot

[rapandmetalpwnall]

Thumbelina is kinda hot.

[OcarinaInMyPants]

better than twilight...

[Lavialos]

WTH is this non-sense lol

[plikminlol]

What movie did I just watch a review on? I think my IQ might have dropped a little

[grandexandi]

iced cream? is that a thing?

[RedComeXIII]

First saw this last year on RiffTrax. Not even Mike Nelson can make this movie watchable.

[hocusbogus86]

Holy shit..fucking hilarious.

[crazyboss5]

This could be Australian coz its summer is Xmas

[crazyboss5]

Lol!!!

[starchores]

I found this movie on amazon streaming but it was a crappy voice over :(

[JamnJellyMeork]

Hell, I'd try to lure Thumbelina back into my bedroom, in which I ALWAYS keep a gorilla for emergencies... like if Santa gets stuck in the fucking sand...

[G0DKompleX]

All black mole people called "Diggers"???

[WardSennes]

@G0DKompleX Namn Diggers!

[sephizinho]

LOLOL

[U2B643]

MAN..... it even says WHAT A STORY!.... well yea... wtf

[BIytheisGreat]

Holy shit I can't stop laughing through this

[Sonic20thGenerations]

Pirate World was great during the late 60s but disney world make the park out of business.

[earningtuna]

I demand a sequel

[KalosSkopeo]

Wait a minute! In the theatrical release and in my VHS of "Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny"--yes, I acutally own a copy--"Thumbilina" was inserted in the middle of the Santa story, before he was rescued by the Ice Cream Bunny.

The recap of this movie at the agonybooth site is hilarious.

[stlouisrocker100]

Still better than 'The Green Hornet.'

[BimodalMetal6]

@stlouisrocker100 What you talking about The Green Hornet was a great movie

[stlouisrocker100]

@BimodalMetal6 It got mixed reviews. Personally I didn't like it. But if you liked it, I won't criticize.

[104dragonman]

@stlouisrocker100 Hey, James should review "The Green Hornet", both the show and the movie.

[01Wrong01]

very scary

[TheRetailman]

is it racist if it was a black kid trying a very dangerous stunt

[applejax89]

How do you get your hands on the crappiest (yet most hilariously unexplained) films ever made! Santa and the "Ice-cream bunny" bring some kids into a forest doing.....OH GOD!

[MegaMario666]

Its not a good thing that two guys in a bunny and santa costume are taking kids in to the forest O_O

[KnucklesTheEchidna37]

The girl wandering around the theme park plays Thumbelina I guess

[FurryVideos]

LOL I wanna go to that park!

[Letsnotzumba]

The pig does not sound happy.

[check12321]

Me: Finally it's over... Wait, what the hell is this?!

[needawank]

Just what I needed - a good laugh. Thank you.

[morhotpockets]

jesus christ. the ice cream bunny will haunt my dreams for the rest of my life.

[XxGaMeGLItChErZxX]

@morhotpockets and the song the kids sing.......oh god.......

[ahmedyasirkamal]

@morhotpockets Is that a joke because this talks about Christmas?

[GoblinXXX]

@morhotpockets I believe Jesus Christ Himself actually sued the filmmakers so that they could not call that horrible abomination "the Easter Bunny", as He wanted no association with it.

[jg789123]

what was behind that elf looking out the door in the beggining?

[A7xFo]

360p, we meet again

[FuckVilleUSA]

@A7xFo Copypasta, we meet again.

[Strategichan425]

Nightmare fuel.

[56454115]

There toads not frogs

[SuperFenix10]

I bet she got the gorilla at Gorilla's R Us

[sanzeebury]

What. The. Fuck

[SchlossRitter]

@sanzeebury

Exactly what I just said.

[carlbig1]

LOL

[TheMrflipnote]

Well now my entire life will be dedicated to finding this shit! Good job James!

[TheEddiejones15]

"What are they gonna do back there"?!

[TheMrnatigo]

The writer probably read "Tumbalina" while eating ice cream and the date was 23th,so he tougth it would make a good christmas movie.But then,a random Guy just pronouced "bunny" and thats what caused this movie...XD

[harmpsh]

where do you find this crap?

[StupidWizardFilms]

Frank The Bunny Got A Spin Off

[trinex7]

This show is like a fairytale being filmed in a really bad setting. Especially the ice cream bunny part.

[swatteam1013]

best fucking movie ever PERIOD.

[Stupidfart9876]

Santa is a goddamn Psychic Beacon to kids

[OfficialStriderHiryu]

IS the kid jumping off the roof the best character ever?

[hdfgdfgdgdfg31]

this movie looks great on blu-ray!

[DilemmaSTS]

y didnt any of these genius kids try a shovel?

[MisterC123456]

0:15 "Santa Claus And The Ice Cream Bunny (what a story!)"

No shit...

[xooXScaRFaceXoox]

I don't know how I'm going to sleep after watching this.

[pocco13]

silent hill bunny

[ComicMaster2008]

Pirate's World sold off most of its rides 9 months after Dieney World opened, mostly hosting Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, and The Eagles when they went to Florida for concerts. It would stay that way for only one year, when it was turned into an office building/parking lot. It was for the better to save us from more Santa Claus and the Ice Cream Bunny. But, according to IMDB, there exists another.

[Dgamer21]

The writers of this movie probably had some egg nog at a christmas party, found out the egg nog was drugged with acid, and decided to write a movie based on their visions.....while they were still on acid.

[narupiecefan97]

i bet the writer saw this in a nightmare and thought this would make a nice friendly christmas movie

[animeslayerg]

That movie sucks!

[mdwbruins63]

i want to see this now. but i might pee myself in fright of the iced cream bunny

[justforfun1711]

if you high when you watch this it will make complete sense

[andvas1994]

And i return to this video so long after i saw it first because i needed the name to download this thing... I'm against pirating and stuff over the internet, but comon, i think it's a biger possebilety to find the Holly grale then this movie.xD i just need to see it.. by all randomnes i download from that thing everybody in the coment's are talking about. Riffrax ore what it was...

[NocturnalSorrow]

Naughty Mr. Digger lol

[ar2110302]

Damn, Thumbelina gave me a semi

[tinyraptor]

That oversized ice cream bunny is the stuff of nightmares.

[SandstonRedneck2]

shit I never knew peppermint acid existed

[ihvojd]

Or maybe her parents bout a zoo. In theaters now XD

[NKP514]

I think you have an incomplete copy, Nerd. The Rifftrax version has more Santa scenes, revealing the fate of the sleigh, for one thing.

[supermario10172]

The kid jumping off the roof with an umbrella felt like this kid had an inspiration from Mary Poppins, Idk if the Mary Poppins movie was around before this movie.

[StupidWizardFilms]

I came here because of Rifftrax

[bakeland5]

Dear god, there are so many furries....

[hg133]

That's one screwed up movie...

[m4ttyk4kes]

the bunny winks at the end lol

[m4ttyk4kes]

this is hilarious. 

[Syndicateallday1337]

How the hell thinks of these movies!?!

[DeepEye1994]

Movie: *answers the phone* Yes?

Sense: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

[negasplenetic]

the thumbelina movie seems like the crappy parts of a porn

[alexxthechosen]

0:48 i notice that the kid is black. are the film makers racist? im not

[allnaturalhemp]

Its another fine picture from Pirates World. That means there's more than one.

[THCmore4me1]

lol nothin like a drug trip but ok

[ILUVLEGO123]

Movieception!

[XXHUNK20XX]

i actually saw this on tv in Australia on this shitty channle called Bris31 my dad told me to see this and we both laughed about how odd and probaly how stoned the filmakers were making this film

[VIOLATER9000]

@XXHUNK20XX LOL Bris31!? Is it a Jewish network?

[shoutingpath2]

WTF what kinda drugs were they one when they made this dear god it looks like something the just thought of and did look back for any flaws

[maggotman6sic6]

what.......the........fuck....­..???

[ComputerPredator]

The Life and Times of Thumbelina

Guest Starring Santa and some Bunny that has Nothing to do with Ice Cream

[sanctanoxstudios]

I like to think that gorilla is King Kung Fu. "I have to make like a banana, and split"

[shampoodaking]

i was actually laughing the whole time

[EvilAppleDrone]

1:59 for tits

[gisotelog]

This is the worst rated fantasy movie by IMDB.

[ZDeztroyerz]

..Sounds like a legit movie..

[WolfsbaneShiranui]

That horse ride looks fun XD

[gamefreakmandude123]

this is worse then any other movie youve reviewed yet XD

[1Sandwitch1]

poor animals...whoever made that movie just plain needs to die

[warhawk613]

WTF

[ElBrillante4]

damn this movie is SHIT

[SchwarzRyan]

I think this movie was mad by a elmentry school student.

[TFSuperSentaiFan1995]

Is it me or does the gorilla look like the gorilla from King Kung Fu? Well, I guess we had a cameo in this film, pilgrim. :)

[TanoBrati]

I guess pot makes everything good.

[Malaikat31]

"Go ahead, my dear. There is certanly nothing to fear from Mr. Digger"

WHAT THE FUCK

[Z3ldaMahBoi]

Drugs: The Movie

[TheUndergroundificat]

The thumbelina part looks like old school porn....sweet....

[locjuan25]

I Think i might know, why the hell is called the ice cream bunny. Probably was the name of the bunny as he was a real character from the theme park. And this movie serves as a product placement for the park itself. So they had to address in the title that he was the ice cream bunny. Probably he was known like that because that asshole in the bunny suit had to sell ice cream to the kids IRL.

[jubjub444]

I know why that devil guy is in that one weird santa claus movie, ever heard of krampus?

[rewster7]

Thumbellina is hot

[macross25]

That was some creepy funny ass shit!!

[morrisbrookprod]

my sister once tried jumping off a swing set with an umbrella

[Erwinator1000]

@jellywillreturn Dick Maas (director of Dutch horrormovies) has aslo a bad name.He's also a poor guy. :(

[geradical]

rifftrax did this movie, the only reason why i watched it.

[CONKER17]

ehh i rather nto watch this.....ill watch Alice in wonderland again :D

[MusicDanny97]

i LOL'd

[TheLegendOfJordan]

So freak O.O

[JJStuffEngineering]

James is really good at digging up shit that's been done too many years ago :)

Thanks for showing us what we actually didn't wanna know :)

Love your work man! Keep it up!

greetings and respect JJ

[LemonBlitzcraig]

Some crazy shit happened before I was born

[steveo114]

wooooow well now i have seen everything................

[brunobliss]

i'm baffled in lol horror :D ?

[LastoftheGeeks]

How young was that Thumbelina? It would add up to the creepiness of the animals wanting to bon--marry her.

[Damecos]

Uh...WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!

[SUPERSAYENNICK]

Lol I bet it was supposed to be called the Easter bunny

[SinisterXable]

what........... the............ FUCK!

[bcherbs]

Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny part 2 wasn't bad!

[UltimateTomato]

FINALLY someone was bold enough to base a film on these characters. I applaud you, Pirates World.

[PieBloc]

Pedobear should have been in this movie

[deutschmaster21]

sorry 2:19

[deutschmaster21]

2:20 I dont know...oh god, don't tell me a rape orgy.