oh yea i forgot, you're not punk unless you hate straightedge, cops, government, and are an anarchist. punk is nothing more than a slowly decaying cliche now a days. i miss the days where people actually supported touring bands and bought records, ran distro's etc. etc. kids just like the fashion. get over it, street punk died a long time ago.
@510punx Cool story bro nobody cares. Im sure that your the elite of the anti elitist. If you miss it so bad just go fucking kill yourself or get over it. Yes yes yes everyone know that street punks arnt punk because their punk right? Fuck the casualties.
FUCK YES! I can't believe I finally found this! Been trying to figure out who did this song since I bought UK/DK (or maybe A Way Of Life) back in like '99 or 2000.
I don't stand up for cripples on a peak hour bus I'm a punk (He's a punk) I never help me mum do the washing up I'm a punk (He's a punk) I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I'm a punk, I bet that you think I'm a cunning stunt I'm a punk I sometimes walk around with my shirt tail out I'm a punk (He's a punk) I always leave the pub when it's my turn to shout I'm a punk (He's a punk)
I don't stand up for cripples on a peak hour bus I'm a punk (He's a punk) I never help me mum do the washing up I'm a punk (He's a punk) I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I'm a punk, I bet that you think I'm a cunning stunt I'm a punk I sometimes walk around with my shirt tail out I'm a punk (He's a punk) I always leave the pub when it's my turn to shout I'm a punk (He's a punk)
I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I'm a punk, I bet that you think I'm a cunning stunt I'm a punk I always feed me dog with his muzzle on I'm a punk (He's a punk) I never help my dad cut the lawn I'm a punk (He's a punk) I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I'm a punk, I bet that you think I'm a cunning stunt I'm a punk
(Instrumental break) I read the worst graffiti on the toilet wall I'm a punk (He's a punk) I never leave the pictures til the lights come on I'm a punk (He's a punk) I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I'm a punk- (What a rude person!) I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I'm a punk Sometimes I get very cranky
drinking beer taking drugs and acting violent doesn't mean you are a punk punk means thinking for yourself those who get drunk and drugged are stupid chaos punks system's whore
@GatesxAlexDelarge wow, your stupid, IM GONNA KILL YOU< YOU MOTHERFUCKING PISSFACE I WILL SHIT IN UR PUSSY AND MAKE YOU DRINK UR PISS hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i love shit on poopy ass piss
Thanks so much for uploading this... I have a tear in my eye from laughing! Back in the mid 80's when this came out I was just a kid in primary school, and we all thought this was the coolest song ever... We never actually realized it was a piss-take by Doug Mulray and all thought this was a real hard-core punk song! Even funnier was that my brother's class actually used this song to do a show for school assembly, complete with working punk puppet that drank on cue!
@Chromeize I suppose you stand up for cripples on the peak hour bus and help your dad cut the lawn too! What sort of a punk are you? I hope you at least have a coloured mohawk!
nah we all know it's supposed to paying out punks. it's more funny that doug mulray was paying out punks but instead gave them an awesome song to sing.
What a cool song. I remember this comming out when i was in high school, But my copy was stolan. The whole album was good not just this song. Way too funny. Risky Benaud and Tony Egg. Put the whole album up man, Soo worth it.
You all know this song is by an Australian comedian making fun of punks, right? Haha. The tune is pretty catchy, and for me and my crew, fairly true and straight to the point. Enjoyed it.
@bringonthedead2 WE used to sing this in the back of the bus in high school! That and Sex and Violence and Evil! (evil evil evil evil!!! ) We were fucking idiots...walking around flipping off cops and scenesters XD
Listened 2 Uncle Doug Everyday growing up! Fark he was funny!! Try and find a track off his Nice legs shame about the fez album called Werewolf! Ski instructors daughter was piss funny aswell!! Mulray Fm!! Triple M because your ears have brains!!
im kinda pisssed with songs that tell you what to do like this song thats why punks are so predictable and thats why many dont think fort themselves . but if youre aware of this then its a cool song
I smoke 2 joints in the morning, I smoke 2 joints at night. I smoke 2 joints in the afternoon.. it makes me feel alright... I smoke 2 joints in times of peace and 2 in times of war... I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints... and then I smoke 2 more..... :)
oh yea i forgot, you're not punk unless you hate straightedge, cops, government, and are an anarchist. punk is nothing more than a slowly decaying cliche now a days. i miss the days where people actually supported touring bands and bought records, ran distro's etc. etc. kids just like the fashion. get over it, street punk died a long time ago.
510punx 2 weeks ago
@510punx Cool story bro nobody cares. Im sure that your the elite of the anti elitist. If you miss it so bad just go fucking kill yourself or get over it. Yes yes yes everyone know that street punks arnt punk because their punk right? Fuck the casualties.
ArtERie11293 2 weeks ago
@ArtERie11293 whoa! the casualties kick ass!
jsbret2729 2 weeks ago
@jsbret2729 Ya i remember when i was 14.
ArtERie11293 1 week ago
he´s a punk
187RailroadBull 2 weeks ago
Thumbs up if you are listening to this in 2 0 1 2
nevasnitch 2 weeks ago
@nevasnitch Thumbs up if your in the year 2 0 1 2 and you have relized that asking people for thumbs up dont get you any.
ArtERie11293 2 weeks ago
FUCK YES! I can't believe I finally found this! Been trying to figure out who did this song since I bought UK/DK (or maybe A Way Of Life) back in like '99 or 2000.
MasterUnholyWar 1 month ago
Aw YEAH
gisellaknight555 2 months ago
Fuck straight edge!!! Those fucking pussies lose all the fun.
SuperVitaminTHC 2 months ago
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Eemeli7000 2 months ago in playlist Favorite videos
i love this parody song, but i think think the guitar solo is a little bit too virtuosistic, rere
manifestoHC 3 months ago
Fuck you all,
Dont take drugs and get drunk
just get fuckedddddd
YourOlPal 3 months ago
@YourOlPal fuck that. take drugs and get fucked haha
jaymo9the9punk 3 months ago 4
lol?! why fuck straight edge.
PunkThreads 3 months ago
i dont take drugs or get drunk even though i live in ny
DonandEmir 3 months ago
CM Punk would be dissapointed of Doug Mulray :P
jasall18 5 months ago
having a punk party for my 50th and just remembered this song :)
Mjainoz 5 months ago
yes i take drugs
punkvirus77 5 months ago
cant find tabs help!
TheReaperBrandon 5 months ago
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olha a letra ai punk´s
I don't stand up for cripples on a peak hour bus I'm a punk (He's a punk) I never help me mum do the washing up I'm a punk (He's a punk) I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I'm a punk, I bet that you think I'm a cunning stunt I'm a punk I sometimes walk around with my shirt tail out I'm a punk (He's a punk) I always leave the pub when it's my turn to shout I'm a punk (He's a punk)
punkvirus77 5 months ago
olha a letra ai punk´s
I don't stand up for cripples on a peak hour bus I'm a punk (He's a punk) I never help me mum do the washing up I'm a punk (He's a punk) I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I'm a punk, I bet that you think I'm a cunning stunt I'm a punk I sometimes walk around with my shirt tail out I'm a punk (He's a punk) I always leave the pub when it's my turn to shout I'm a punk (He's a punk)
punkvirus77 5 months ago
I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I'm a punk, I bet that you think I'm a cunning stunt I'm a punk I always feed me dog with his muzzle on I'm a punk (He's a punk) I never help my dad cut the lawn I'm a punk (He's a punk) I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I'm a punk, I bet that you think I'm a cunning stunt I'm a punk
punkvirus77 5 months ago
(Instrumental break) I read the worst graffiti on the toilet wall I'm a punk (He's a punk) I never leave the pictures til the lights come on I'm a punk (He's a punk) I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I'm a punk- (What a rude person!) I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I take drugs and get drunk I'm a punk Sometimes I get very cranky
punkvirus77 5 months ago
This got me at a rotten moment. Now I feel real Fuckin Good.
damongirl66 7 months ago
G'Day, Anyone have a copy of Doug's 'The Rude Band''s other songs like "Cindy The Inflateable" ?? Hard to find (lol) !
Cheers
El
ELV155 7 months ago
anybody else want to say stunning cunt?
barudzija7 9 months ago 14
I NEVER HELP MY MUM DO THE WASHIHNG UP, IMMA PUNK! lul
KrassSucks 9 months ago
can some one please send me the link to the tabs on this song
cause...
i'm a punk
itake drugs
and get drunk
rockinz19 10 months ago
LOL I always feed the dog with its muzzle on. I'm a punk!
olkilldevil20 11 months ago
8 people were not punks!
burnout420321 11 months ago
watch?v=UsjMs9PpoXc is a much cleaner and better sounding version
although this one has lyrics
love the song either way=D
hunter564321 11 months ago
fuck straight edge people
hoikevinhoi 1 year ago 25
@hoikevinhoi fuck people
Zaxerman2 4 months ago in playlist Music
@hoikevinhoi why? when they are willing to live without drugs,then its ok or? dont know where your problem is
zinon7777 1 day ago
THIS IS THE FUCKEN SHIT LIKE SHIT LOGS AND DIAREAH
johnnynthng 1 year ago
i am a stupid chaos punk system's whore
punkvirus77 1 year ago
i am a stupid chaos punks system's whore
punkvirus77 1 year ago
why is it that this song reminds me of Vyvyan from the yong ones LOL
got to make a video LOL
conformistkiller666 1 year ago
@conformistkiller666 haha yes me too LOL
PunkRat1991 1 year ago
tabs or chords? this would be a great song to learn and share with my mom!!
asswipe235 1 year ago
can you sent me the lyrics i cant find anywhere so can you plz?
roxi1adi 1 year ago
@roxi1adi just click down the like button, on "rare debut single by..."
ramirocadavid 1 year ago
drinking beer taking drugs and acting violent doesn't mean you are a punk punk means thinking for yourself those who get drunk and drugged are stupid chaos punks system's whore
94sickboy 1 year ago
@94sickboy Isn't that redundant? This song is satire.
KnittyGrittyNatch 1 year ago
@94sickboy Go eat shit, i fuck your mom and get high.
BeatnikFromHell666 1 year ago
@BeatnikFromHell666 very clever.
94sickboy 8 months ago
Love Uncle Douggie ..........creator of Dr Poo and the Turdis (circa JJ rock 1970's!!!)
diamantinadavina 1 year ago
this song makes me come in my cum
straitpimpeN 1 year ago
@straitpimpeN That's gross you're gay
GatesxAlexDelarge 1 year ago
@GatesxAlexDelarge fuck you and you're cat too
straitpimpeN 1 year ago
@straitpimpeN Faggoty ass poser
GatesxAlexDelarge 1 year ago
@GatesxAlexDelarge wow, your stupid, IM GONNA KILL YOU< YOU MOTHERFUCKING PISSFACE I WILL SHIT IN UR PUSSY AND MAKE YOU DRINK UR PISS hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i love shit on poopy ass piss
wertopl 1 year ago
YOU, YES YOU, I HAVE NO FULL TIME JOB NOW[/heavy]
JtRtheRiPPeR 1 year ago
fuck this guy
kingoftheroad554 1 year ago
its a true piss take..But i actually love this song
joshiehanson 1 year ago
@joshiehanson
"Ca Plane Pour Moi" is a pisstake too, but I love it.
ZLUGGO 1 year ago
@joshiehanson i know... its actually a very good song for a comedy piss take, i'm a punk myself :)
TheAnarchyEmpire 1 year ago
Rubbish
jackwilshiresfakeid 1 year ago
love this song ^^
TheSuicidejunkys 1 year ago
I hate drugs and commie scums!!! I'm not a PUNK!
vesna555 1 year ago
@vesna555 well stop watching punk videos bitch!
mrmark226 1 year ago
@vesna555 I hate you and ppl like you
Crodinzo 1 year ago
Thanks so much for uploading this... I have a tear in my eye from laughing! Back in the mid 80's when this came out I was just a kid in primary school, and we all thought this was the coolest song ever... We never actually realized it was a piss-take by Doug Mulray and all thought this was a real hard-core punk song! Even funnier was that my brother's class actually used this song to do a show for school assembly, complete with working punk puppet that drank on cue!
sukumvit 1 year ago
this is excellent.
instantlybent 1 year ago
Well i dont take drugs or get drunk but im a punk!
Chromeize 1 year ago 2
@Chromeize I suppose you stand up for cripples on the peak hour bus and help your dad cut the lawn too! What sort of a punk are you? I hope you at least have a coloured mohawk!
sukumvit 1 year ago
@sukumvit Ofcourse i have a colored mohawk! its bright green and 6 inches!
Chromeize 1 year ago
@Chromeize my penis is bright green and six inches.
MrFiendclub666 1 year ago
found this by searching for "I'm a punk" and clicking "I'm feeling lucky" on Google.
ttobyg 1 year ago 3
wow - I always thought he said "I'll bet you think that I'm a cunt each time, but I'm a punk"
Andybaby 1 year ago
fuckin awesome!!
Yivisse 1 year ago
this is utterly fantastic lol
MannaMachine69 1 year ago
'SOMETIMES, I GET VERY CRANKY!' lol
AngryBritPunk1976 1 year ago
Me favorite song at the moment. Bring a tear to the japs eye so it does :)
AngryBritPunk1976 1 year ago
I never helped my dad cut the lawn !!! I'm a punk !!!
TinyArts 1 year ago
@TinyArts wtf
punkandoi69 1 year ago
@punkandoi69 its part of the lyrics
grayinu 1 year ago
best song ever!!!!!!!!!!! itake drugs i get drunk fucking awesome
breeny23 1 year ago
where can i get this song?
asswipe235 1 year ago
Where can i get this song?
asswipe235 1 year ago
where can i get this song?
asswipe235 1 year ago
i'm a punk i bet you think im a cinning stunt, im a punk <3333333333
afarino1 1 year ago
this song has been the theme of my life for at least 4 years now!
dazecheeze112 1 year ago 2
what album is this off of? Does anyone have this?????
ttheothereye 1 year ago
take drugs and get drunk, you fucking cunt!
fkkstrandwixer 1 year ago
IM A PUNK! HES A PUNK
blkhawk60 1 year ago
i always feed me dog with his muzzle on.....i never leave the picture till the lights come on.....hahahaha cant argue with that
4fuknfuksake 2 years ago
It's so funny to see all the punk kids fall in love with this song without seeing that it's satire.
iHaveAnger 2 years ago 11
@iHaveAnger But it sounds awesome :) Except for the lyrics, they suck haha.
benocrofist 2 years ago
nah we all know it's supposed to paying out punks. it's more funny that doug mulray was paying out punks but instead gave them an awesome song to sing.
goblinpug 1 year ago
@iHaveAnger but thats kind of a part of being a punk
Zaxerman2 4 months ago
This is one helluva catchy song, I can't get it out of my head!
MrChattyO 2 years ago
FUCKIN TAKE DRUG AND GET DRUNK IM A PUNK!!! Oi Oi
sikkchaos 2 years ago
cool
MrPeggiore 2 years ago
What a cool song. I remember this comming out when i was in high school, But my copy was stolan. The whole album was good not just this song. Way too funny. Risky Benaud and Tony Egg. Put the whole album up man, Soo worth it.
Fuglie65 2 years ago
i dont know anything bout this band but i honestly think its a sarcastic song i mean look at the lyrics
MrIjackoff123 2 years ago
I thought there was a part where someone says "What a ruuude bastaaard!" what happened to that part? Its on the Islington Squatter Punks video.
whitedragonawa 2 years ago
The album version has that. This is the single version which doesn't have it.
GrubcoMedia 2 years ago
This guys a lame. But i like the tune.
budtron77 2 years ago
what the fuck do exect dude, just simple punk lyrics, and the musical part insnt that bad!
IMA PUNK! I TAKE DRUGS AND GET DRUNK!
mrhyde101 2 years ago
BEAST SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!
charlielovesme 2 years ago 3
You all know this song is by an Australian comedian making fun of punks, right? Haha. The tune is pretty catchy, and for me and my crew, fairly true and straight to the point. Enjoyed it.
AngryPunk420 2 years ago 2
haha ya i knew that that makes it even more awesome cause its true.. like you already said
strawberrybree 2 years ago
Kickass song
n4rCotiC666 2 years ago
Can someone Please send me this song?
I love this song and am adicted to it.
But i can't find it anywhere!
Can Anyone Pleas send this song to me?
Or Where to download it?
happykupo13 2 years ago
download it off youtube?
metallicmaiden 2 years ago
Download DVDvideosoft Youtube video to MP3 converter. And there ya go. It's a fucking saviour.
EternityInValhalla 2 years ago
do drugs in the afternoon and evening times
shkwave99 2 years ago
this is fantastic :)
FLOSSiiEEMANN 2 years ago
who here likes beast sex??
pervokitten 2 years ago 3
Any-one got a copy of this I can copy?Also,what happened to Ken Sterling(the other half of the Duo
graeme4167 2 years ago
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isnt this song a piss take?
19OriginalSkinhead79 2 years ago
true story haha
mrhyde101 2 years ago
Pretty much. Outstanding lyricist.
666YouthOfToday666 2 years ago
anybody wanna send me the 7" single??
externalmenace 2 years ago
We still luv ya Uncle Doug, Andrew the boy genious and Miss Lizzy..And what ever did happen to Bogdan the turnip boy??
julieperuch 2 years ago
i take druuuuugs and get druuunk
giovanni1127 2 years ago 3
sometimes...I get very cranky! lol excellent:-))))))
ericlonghorn23 2 years ago 2
Halz for Uncle Doug!! Sex Doug N Rock n Roll!!!!!
rottingcunt666 2 years ago
I sometimes walk around with my shirt tail out
I'm a punk (He's a punk)
I always leave the pub when it's my turn to shout
I'm a punk (He's a punk)
dNsMuhammad 2 years ago 2
"I take drugs and get drunk
I take drugs and get drunk
I take drugs and get drunk
I'm a punk, I bet that you think I'm a cunning stunt
I'm a punk"
=D
SynX6661 2 years ago 61
You just can't help yourself from singing along! Hahahaha too funny!
bringonthedead2 2 years ago 37
@bringonthedead2 WE used to sing this in the back of the bus in high school! That and Sex and Violence and Evil! (evil evil evil evil!!! ) We were fucking idiots...walking around flipping off cops and scenesters XD
RudyGotSUS 11 months ago 2
@RudyGotSUS Oh, the good old days ;-P
bringonthedead2 11 months ago
haha the lyrics!
punkhardcore69 2 years ago
i like this song but i don't like generaly punk music!
kwstas1995 2 years ago
i grew up with doug & the crew bloody brillant
supertattooer 2 years ago
Man... I need the bass tabs for this.
loveanianimeme 2 years ago
lol did you read the title? it says
I'm A Punk
0Atche0 2 years ago
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whats the name of this song?
behemothandslipknot 2 years ago
Hahahaha you're fucking retarded
babyshaker90210 2 years ago
Listened 2 Uncle Doug Everyday growing up! Fark he was funny!! Try and find a track off his Nice legs shame about the fez album called Werewolf! Ski instructors daughter was piss funny aswell!! Mulray Fm!! Triple M because your ears have brains!!
Robteski 2 years ago
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Robteski 2 years ago
yea its true it was to mock punks, but everyone got a kick out of it
me as well its just funny to listen to
mj5966 2 years ago
u have the lyrics on this video man,just press (more info) at the gray box up-right
0Atche0 2 years ago
why isnt this on iTunes.
kodiak7 2 years ago
i fucking want the tabs of this!
dlkolo 2 years ago
i think doug made this song to makde fun of the punks
turned out that the majority of the punks loved it haha too funny
i like it too !
IM A CUNNING STUNT >:D
Terrible1 2 years ago
fuck i love this song
oioi99 2 years ago
im kinda pisssed with songs that tell you what to do like this song thats why punks are so predictable and thats why many dont think fort themselves . but if youre aware of this then its a cool song
eddygonzalez1 2 years ago
Doug Mulray was a comedian. This song was not meant to be serious.
TheHadMatter 2 years ago 2
i agree man most of em thing you gotta have a mohawk to be a punk and stuff like that. song is funny though
undeadassaaain45 2 years ago
i never help my mum do the washing up
lololol
undeadassaaain45 2 years ago 3
hell no!
RonnielikesRealrock 2 years ago
I never helped my Dad cut the lawn either..........Hey! I'm a punk, too!
bigbadnewman 2 years ago
Thats rigt !
HanaHorses 2 years ago
I'm a cunning stunt
brettmaggots 2 years ago 3
take drugs an get drunk!
Tonkaa77 2 years ago 8
Anyone got audio and/or visual of Mulray's other two songs, "You Are Soul" and his version of "Smoked 2 Joints"???
pandaeyes42 2 years ago
I smoke 2 joints in the morning, I smoke 2 joints at night. I smoke 2 joints in the afternoon.. it makes me feel alright... I smoke 2 joints in times of peace and 2 in times of war... I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints... and then I smoke 2 more..... :)
mcrevis 2 years ago
weak ref
creeker275 2 years ago
thats sublime sweetheart hahahahhaa
oioi99 2 years ago
I need to find a download of this song.
NickelSneakers 2 years ago
You can render this, but the quality will kind of suck.
BrianApocalypse 2 years ago
Why do all the punks love this fuckin' song? lol
MentalMania 3 years ago
maybe cause it's to catchy, and it's featured in the islington punks documentary.
cause i dont think it's for the lyrics :p
tupatupa89 2 years ago
lovin the islington punx doc, even if i (yank) cant understand half of what those brits are sayin
kwit2869 2 years ago
It's an AUSSIE band Punk! and I can get ya the lyrics if ya want 'em - cheers!
mrbishi1000 2 years ago
I never help me mom do the washing up! I AM A PUNK!
RandyTheRebel 3 years ago
HE'S A PUNK
Sarge7777 2 years ago
who has the guitar tabs?
skulzebutt69 3 years ago
rolands roller doors rule (from a pohm)
nedmobile 3 years ago
born- sydney, elizabeth bay, i gotta lik this
4VON88BERGGSBORG22 3 years ago
hahaha! What the fuc*? Like this though..
hecticcargo 3 years ago
i'm a metalhead.... but...i like punk
dlkolo 3 years ago 3
My best mate is a long haired fucker like yourself, and he too likes punk. just bathe in the awesomeness like he does.
PogoStuiterbal 3 years ago 2
Uncle Doug you rule!. Only man to be pulled off by Kerry Packer. If your an aussie you should know what I mean !!!!!!!
augathellafella 3 years ago
ja jakieś jebane ścierwa mają coś do punka to niech jebią sie kurwa na ryj technojeby pierdolone lizcie kurwa rodzyna dyskomany zaropiałe
glanRLZ 3 years ago
Glan?:d
GreenNight z tej strony ! Pozdro !
Alaneq93 3 years ago
always loved this song since i was young, mostly cuz i found out about Doug cuz ... thats my name too =]
NewDarkAges13 3 years ago
hey doug. lets get drugs and get drunk. jaja -HannaH
BNSFuzz 3 years ago 2
ahahaha how do find me fool? haha ill see you guys playing tonight at the show. man, can't wait, and The Runts are playing! fuck yeah
NewDarkAges13 3 years ago
haha its a song to make fun of punkers:P
Too bad for him the song is great funXD
i like it:P though its stupid ass hell:p
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