Hilarious Infomercial: Two Handed Great Sword! - The Digg Reel

[pa1nt13aller]

DO not...ever...fuck with Lynn Thompson. i hope he uses your face next time with that claymore

[titan1986]

Hey dude, this kind of films are funny when RWJ makes them, because he had some humor. You well basically fail.

[ModernWarfare2Robbie]

you are a joke

[Bhaltazhar]

Lynn Thompson is a good man that gives back to his community.

[InsanePickle007]

Damn, this guy fails at being funny.

[7Flowersdeath7]

Oh, holy shit! Advertizing for Netflix is way more badass than Lynn Thompson cutting meat with a great sword! Fuck me! This fucking guy is a demonstration of a bullshit demographic of talentless failures propelled to the spotlight by simply sucking off of other people's actions and creations, claiming to be unique and smart all the while only pushing more jackoff capitalist bullshit on the public. Fuck that guy and everything he represents!

[AJW12251]

That was gay as fuck...(gay fuck)

[nitronovice]

Lynn Thompson runs a quality knife company. He's trained in multiple martial arts. And he WILL kick your ass.

[TheReddeadboy759]

503 happy cold steel customers watched this video.

[MrCaptainNObeard]

at least this man is making a SHITLOAD of money.

[CarniTHC]

Cold Steel is the only reason why this vid has so many views

[LivingShadow001]

Hey STUPID ASS FUCK!!! THAT GUY DIDN"T HAVE WEED, HE WAS TEXTING WHILE DRIVING AND HUT THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!

[MySilentAss]

Lynn Thompson VS Andrew Bancroft

FIGHT

*seconds later*

Lynn Thompson WINS

Flawless victory.

FATALITY!

[7Flowersdeath7]

@MySilentAss FINISH HIM!!!!

[replymycomments]

this guy is a tool.

[l3054]

yea this guy sucks sorry for the really generic comment

[tannerindafizzouse]

My god you are an awful comedian. Do the world a favor and end your life.

[GhostOfTheAngels]

What a fucking asshole. The nerve to diss Lynn and put a car crash on to rip on it. Fuck off, faggot.

[TryToBeOpenMinded]

Ha, I'd like to see him call Lynn Thompson a "giant fat guy" to his face and what happens. Now that, unlike this video, would be hilarious.

[ThunderMK11]

wow! awful!! parents must be proud.

[tops1028]

The only thing hilarious here is your dislike bar

[MRPric3LEss]

this faggot hates knifes and blades because she's more into dido products instead stick it up ur ass bitch Lynn Thompson can kick your ass anytime anydaye Cold steel rules and u bitch can suck a fat dick

[skullstabber9]

remember that kid everyone called a homo in the comments

i think i found a new taget hoooooooooooooooooooooomo

[OopsYouFailed]

I love Cold Steel... Go fuck yourself. You are uploading videos on youtube containing videos that are already on youtube and you put TWO cheap ass Netflix plugs with your fucking name at the end of the url like we can't simply go to netflix.com without slashes in order to subscribe. What a punk ass gold digging faggot. You got yourself another dislike.

[bjggjb]

Digreel (who I'll bet has never been in a fight in his life, and would cry if you punched him) ripping on Lynn C. Thompson (who we may never see moonlighting as a male stripper stuffing old ladies' dollar bills into his bikini , but IS an accomplished martial artist!) Does anyone else see something wrong with this picture???

Also, starting @0:20... anyone else get a strong "fag" vibe from this host???

[WorldWideMMAFighting]

What a fucking loser host . This guy needs a job scrubbing stains from underwear .

[swordnerd108]

A job being a Tosh wannabe on a webisode or a job cutting the crap out of things with well crafted swords and axes. This guy is so jelly.

[iluvsaphira9]

Somebody should make another video starring the host of this 'DiggReel'.

It would be titled 'Pathetic attempt at comedy by douchebag'.

[jwatson626]

@iluvsaphira9 Hey, ease up, Man. He's obviously super cool. In fact, he's so awesomely confident that he can show up to work unbathed, unshaved, and dressed like a homeless drug addict.

[DownwiththeK004]

This is the society we live in and the sheep are overcrowding. I would suggest before including Lynn Thompson and referring to him as a "fat" guy you do some research. Lynn and his products are well respected and used by all types including "hicks”,as you condescendingly put it, aka survivors when the crap hits the fence. I'll prepare and people like you will be in Starbucks calling 911. So enjoy the "diggs" I'm sure your all squared away.I don't live in the woods with but I can make it my home.

[bjggjb]

@DownwiththeK004 Agreed. I wonder how many of these guys dissing Lynn Thompson automatically think "badass" when they see a man built like a Chippendale dancer?

(Or get a boner when they see a Chippendale dancer, for that matter?)

Ignorant, sheep-like idiot-box-watching men, who think a six-pack and bulging pecs make a man tough... there's way to many of you these days!

[captainamer71]

who the Freak is diggreel LOL i would love to see diggreel go tell lynn thompson anything to his face lol but lynn would probably be a nice guy and let him live.

[jking6155]

The only funny thing on this was the hay bail.

[FlyingBladePool]

Seriously this guy isn't funny and he's outrageously gay

[john5743]

wow what a fag. now give me back the 5 mins of my life i just lost.

[sheemsheem]

Lol this goof is making fun of a multi-millionare that would smash his face with one hand....what a youtube loser.

[Oozy9Millimeetah]

i would not be supprised if this guy would end up starring a decapitation video.

[frosteyflame]

How dare you diss Lynn Thompson!

[gtauste]

You are hilarious, fucking retarded...

[MrUlutraman]

andrew you are VERY annoying

just keeping it real

[zsmith2100]

its curious how the minute we see someone who is fat we imediately go after em i find that curious but he owns a multi million dollar company and he is a master of multiple forms of weapon fighting small and large so why dont we just watch and fantasize about being william wallace

[CyberDruidtheModGod]

Andrew is on my list of youtube bags to ignore

[JimBobTheKillerBunny]

I think the fat guys compensatin for somthin

[perfectmarnon]

thumbs up if u think this guy is a douche bag!

[xxweaponsxx123]

fat ass guy looks like harry potter's mean uncle

[CalaxSG]

how come the cold steel commercial is funny?

[rifk1111]

was this guy supposed to be funny? anyone?

[daboodeef179]

Cold Steel videos are awesome.

[kslwhit]

you are douchebag

[pinkmouse666]

I dont like you and you should use that sword to stab yourself

[theastronavego]

great 

[MrFuzzytacos]

wow you sir are a douchebag

[gusporterhouse]

Lynn Thompson would fold you in his wallet and spend you on a whore.

[carlyle0229]

lynn would kick your douche bag ass any day!!!

[73Corbin]

Lynn Thompson, the "Giant fat guy" will fook you up at a hundred feet with a variety of throwing knives, which he has designed and sold by the millions, making him filthy rich, and a lot more famous than you will ever be. You wanna-be loser.

[shandelear]

'"flick, flick, flick" IT'S PORK NOT BEEF!!

[SolidGoldKalashnikov]

so that's how netflix works

[danceswithcoons]

why the hell would you diss on Lynn Thompson...??

[acrocanthosaurus4]

@danceswithcoons love his knives but he is a twisted man

[Purplecatsoup30]

@danceswithcoons more importantly, why would you not diss a lonely fat dude who obsesses on swords, knives, and other bizarre weapons?

[Rstar095]

@Purplecatsoup30 He is a martial arts expert, and how would you know he is lonely. So a fat martial arts expert basically

[danceswithcoons]

@Purplecatsoup30 you mean the guy who fulfilled his dream by starting a huge company and who probably has a hotter wife than you will ever find, while the whole time he gets paid to slice and chop stuff?? oh yeah what a douchebag!

[Purplecatsoup30]

@danceswithcoons I'm glad you can agree he is a douchebag! As to his wife, I bet you he doesn't have one. He probably has to call 1 - 800 numbers. That's where all the profits from his company go. Do you masturbate while thinking about this guy or something?

[moshpitmachine]

@Purplecatsoup30 oh yes because cold steel is doing so poorly right? I mean its not like there one of the largest and most profitable knife makers in the world or something. Nahh this guy isnt worth millions of dollars right? and no i dont masturbate thinking about this guy but his knifes make me rock hard

[TonyInTopeka]

@danceswithcoons maybe because he sells overpriced chink junk, and he looks like a fucking clown?

[7Flowersdeath7]

@danceswithcoons Agreed! He knows how to use the weapons that he crafts, not to mention, the guy is the definition of a man's man!

[Y2Kforthewin]

what a cybercunt...

[Tylrblss]

Hopefully Lynn Thompson sees this video so he can take that two handed greatsword to this Andrew Bancroft's face.

[popeye4052]

Grew up with a irish sword if you can duplicate it wow

[popeye4052]

why?



[malevolenceXXXensues]

I'd like to see the giant fat guy do the same to the host's face

[spystyle]

The host is lame

[MrCraptron]

This guy's an annoying pisshit.

[Y2Kforthewin]

MrCraptron i agree but....pisshit....really?

[SuperBlockster]

two things added to the things that are certain in life #1 this andrew idiot asshole is a no life thinking he is the mc for Dick Clark's New Year show and #2 Skyrim is beast

[dearnapst]

don't know the show, but the funniest, was the naked farmer, omg I laughed till my stomach hurt and the more

[DarkPatro56]

And was there anything about sword? I haven't watched this piece of garbage video, because I'm here for the sword. Just clicked in different spots on timeline searching for thing just like fucking title says, but instead of that all I saw was some show, Break stolen video, a comment or something, a naked farmer, Netflix shit and a annoying host I would like to see him being fucked in jail. Oh wait. There it is... as the shortest video of all of them. Fucking morons.

[xcommandoghostx]

that swords on skrim FUCK YEA

[hknp]

diggreel would be off much better without that stupid not funny jokes of yours stupid fag!!!!

[aluisious]

I gotta say, having watched a number of Cold Steel vids and feeling temped to buy some of their stuff, the pig face chopping thing still creeps me out. I don't really want or need to know how something performs against the face of some poor pig, and I don't want a closeup of all that stuff.

[MonkeyKing249]

0:26 for News with 2 N's

[rikasano1]

This guy is retarded. I bet he can't even use that sword..... or a knife.....

[blahblah123321000]

your not funny and boring

[TeLaChupoToda1]

That is the zweihander sword from Dark Soul Game.

[zombiekiller347]

@TeLaChupoToda1 its a zweihander from the 14th century. not dark soul

[Coltaculuss]

@zombiekiller347

It's not from the 14th century, and an idiot could tell that it was a 2 handed sword.

[CDA441]

i wish the guy talking the whole time was that pigface, but he looks like it

[jasonmoore1900]

that retarded host wouldnt know how to use a knife much less a sword

[Apoc897]

The beginning of every fucking WarAmps commercial I've ever seen.

[TheFlapAttack]

I wielded one of those once...........until I took an arrow to the knee.

[greatbigshineyhelmet]

in the words of clint grand tourino eastwood, "pussy"

[Febeleh]

You know, it was sort of funny, me being a knife enthusiast, that when he was done making fun of Lynn Thomson and Cold Steel as their sponsor, he said "...something you could ACTUALLY use...". Yeah, because no one can ACTUALLY use a half-decent knife. Then I remembered, this show is typically made for a bunch of sheeple afraid of knives. They're just tools people, relax. The sword was a tool for home defense. It is only a weapon when you use a knife against someone who did nothing to you.

[gomergilligan]

Thompson should've come into the studio and lobbed of the head of this shit-for brains host.

[ExactSlience]

fuck Diggreel

[chaztheLM]

I don't get how your sponsored by Netflix. Your show is shitty and your a shitty host.

[RobsLife96]

almost as big of a douchebag as the guy from scam school

[Anathema1984]

I'm drinking malt liquor. fuck a milkshake.

[mracdclolcat123]

faggot...

[EthanWane]

youre such a sell out. nice video thast 40% ads

[penguinsonthemoon]

thats lynn c thompson you just called a giant fat guy, show some respect douchebag

[sirkickass57]

i would show some respect to the man who has the sword that can cut throught 2 pigs like yourself

[perfectmarnon]

your an ideot cold steal is a great armory they make 5 times as much money as you, so just shut up stop insulting people , and just goto hell

[ccol009]

@3:00 Looks like a real life giant shredded wheat, ha ha I don't blame him- looks boring as hell out there.

[TheJohnVandivier]

lmao

[hillbilly8175]

the host is shitty

[Drezin86]

The host sucks. He isn't funny.

[xD4rkxNinj4x]

your mom is a fat guy

[superassassin0z]

YEAH! Fuck that pig!

[LetsGo6009]

DRAGON ON THE BLADE, FOLKS!!

[llecho419ll]

Just as bad as Chris Hardwick. Maybe worse.

[eeeebuk]

die in a hole



[Adonais39]

i bet this guy scar faces a pound of coke before every episode

[Fynniann]

...that was pork. Not beef. Pork.

[Fynniann]

MY EYES D: MY EYEEEES. THEY CANNOT UNSEE WHAT HAS ALREADY BEEN SEEN.

[MrRolyat98]

2:38 Congratulations sir! That truly is THE most redneck thing ive ever seen

[MODEPIIC]

Lynn Thompson is fucking awesome!!!

[dansjawn]

Netflix -_-

[EntropicMisanthropic]

Holy fuck. This guy may be the biggest tool in the universe. Everything from his facial expressions to his fail jokes to his indie college kid uniform makes me want to beat him with a hammer. He makes Carson Daly look normal by comparison.

[dontcommentmehoe]

This host is an unfunny hack.

[blackwinter35]

lynn should chop his pig face

[DannyFatSack]

lynn thompson has a successful company and is probably very wealthy. wheras this guy is seriously doing one of the stupidest things ive ever seen. trolling a guy more successful than himself.

[VerbierSkier]

Guacamole.

[daven58100]

Yo! I got yer two-handed great sword right here, BUDDY!

[RabidSpatulaPaul]

Lynn at least has a hobby and a successful company unlike the guy hosting this video.

[mustangfootball63]

lyn tompson's a beast

[micahdc]

Dang! That's the kind of car crash I always tried to do in Burnout.

[Jonbino]

2:39 Its Haybob Squareass

[g17net]

2:13 the most craziest way for dress up like bob sponge....

[bilboTeabaggins9393]

twitters for fags

[kingmigget]

dear jesus that hay bale as AMAZING!!!!!!!

[NefariousEvildoer]

'What would prompt you to do something so stupid, sir?'

'Guacamole.'

Epic.

[22250rmntn]

As annoying as Lynn Thompson is in his self-aggradizing video promoting his company's knive and swords, he is still a hundred time better than this Andrew douche bag prick hosting The Digg Reel.

[LordVarkson]

I have a cold steel dvd at home somewhere, great stuff.

[SpahnRanch1969]

I farted out of my dick.

[martinaee]

... I love knives, flashlights, and defenses products, but cold steel videos are inherently ridiculous... Some super hardcore gear nuts (think super patriotic *cough*..... ) would be up in arms for me saying that, but it's soooo true... Seriously, the dude is overweight, wears patterned ties, and wields giant broad swords against pig heads....

[Kylef7735]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA­HAAHHAHAHA, COLD STEEL FTW,

you never have to doubt if your cold steel sword will cut just about anything.

[AR15fan]

I'd pay admission to see the fat guy split your head in two, troll.

[Jonbino]

3:18 AW!!

[Jonbino]

3:27 "Flick, flick, flick n.. ot comes a part....20 ponsa beef." LOL

[420nutdriver]

why did he take is pants off??

[skatekoh]

omg i just realized this.

"NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS..."

[obie224]

Who the hell in their right mind would think this is funny?

[bob88099]

fuck this lame video, and FUCK YOU KEVIN ROSE for taking a massive shit all over what used to be a decent website.

i hope you got a decent amount for your integrity, but i suspect you sold out relatively cheap.

[maximumrfan]

@bob88099 *cough*Obvious troll is obvious*cough*

[maximumrfan]

@bob88099 also, wrong show. this is the digg reel, not diggnation.

[ani625]

Annie. back. need.

[evilsaint86]

Reusing very old car crash video. Fail!

[teddybeardustin]

Thank you for using some old ass videos as a reason to advertise.

Fuck Netfilx, and fuck you.

Unsubbed.

[thisisnotanick]

@teddybeardustin Anger management might be a good idea for you

[IamtheSalman]

Thumbs up if...! Forget I've got nothing witty... flick, flick, flick.

[tamagirllaura1]

@IamtheSalman HEADS DOWN THUMBS UP!!!

[koopaatroopa]

3:15 WOO cold steal! they sell some of the best knives out there, and have the funniest demos

[vitality911]

10th motha fucka

[zac3k]

I don't know what number I am.

[MrBrushoff]

7th

[MrFluffay]

this is dumb but i must continue the chain

5th

[Alex1130]

that uselessly big pig face chopping behemoth is the cold steel great sword and it makes big men feel bigger :p

[akiramercado]

4th



[theincompetentme]

3rd?

[mitsuotoo]

damn it, second. Jeez



[baphometkiller]

First :D.