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  • Wait wait wait... Repeat

  • TOUCHDOWN MATTHEW SHOWALTER! TOUCHDOWN MATTHEW SHOWALTER! TOUCHDOWN MATTHEW SHOWALTER!

  • Wait who scored?

  • AND DER AINT NO FLAG.

    Does anyone else find it funny that the commentators show more emotion than the players?

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  • MATH YOU SHOW ALTAR!

  • See folks, he said "there ain't no flag" which is in incorrect statement and a double negative.

  • Cool! Too many people hate the south...

    I can only hope that when you haters and trolls make a mistake, or do something potentially embarrassing, but hilarious, Youtube is there to see you fail.

    "LOL people from Arkansas can't count". Yeah, and some people are dicks who probably couldn't find Arkansas on a map...which, come to think of it, is not such a bad thing.

  • Very Cool

    Kelly

  • wheres the re-mix?

  • Pioneers lead it by 3? scoreboard at end says 14-13... thats southern math for you.

  • @ThePWchamp the score before the touchdown was 10-13, the score WOULD be 16-13, pioneers lead by 3. So its actually a screwup with the scoreboard....

  • i use to live in wynne.. and they just have bad coaches. this game wasnt the players fault.

  • @01cster02 dude the refs got fired cuz of the coaches because the coaches r like here ill giv u money if u call every flag i tell u. The coaches SUCKKKKKKKK MY NUTSSSSSSS btw im the ballboy for the PIONEERS!!!!!!!! go matthew go

  • I wish that person would STFU

  • SHOWALTER for president...

  • 0:42 "And there ain't NO flag!" Outstanding!

  • I feel proud for going to this school and playing for the team! :D

  • HAHAHAHAH I LIVE IN HIS TOWN AND IM DA BALLBOY IM IN THE END OF THE VIDEO

  • Redneck voice:"And there aint no flags!"

  • AAAHAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! great stuff!

  • Hell Ya! Way to go Showalter!

  • handoff goes toBBBALL BALLLS ON THE GROUNDDD MATHEW GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOO

  • 0:42 will never get old.

  • I heard em playing this on the Zone with Pat Bradley, Justin Akery, and Freaky Joe Franklin.

  • No penalty flags on the play!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I like how he's really really quiet... and then once there's a fumble, he goes CRAZY

  • "AND THERE AINT NO FLAGS!!!!" Dude, that is my new ringtone....

  • lets see what the defense can dew

  • I'm almost sure there ain't no flags.

  • WAS THERE A FLAG?!?!?!!

  • @ImaYam no

  • I'm confused... Did Matthew Showalter score a touchdown?

  • @cenafan216 yea

  • @Denicse901

    Are you sure?

  • @cenafan216 positive

  • @Denicse901

    Oh...

  • @cenafan216 lol yeah 

  • This is like Chris Farley's "In a van down by the river" ... cubed!

  • hand off goes to ...BALL BALLS ON THE GROUND!!!!! BALLS ON THE GROUND!!!!! HE COULD GO HE COULD GO GO MATHEW GO!!!!!!!!!!! ..

  • Would he get that excited if they got all the illegal aliens out of Arkansas?

  • THEY THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!!!

  • the announcer was later fired after it was learned he was a contributor to the Pioneer school election fund to elect Matthew as school president (similar to what happened to Keith Olbermann), go Matthew go Matthew go Matthew go!

  • GO Walter Showmaster!

  • This is the redneck version of seeing a double rainbow

  • i feel like the commentator wanted the pioneers to win...

  • LETS GO PIONEERZ !97 yard scoop and score pioneers conference champs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LMFAO best part is the players dont even seem a fraction as excited

  • Regarding the hillbilly comment... 300 acres in the Ozark Mountains..living off the land...creeks..rivers..peace..­beauty..feedom and a wife in daisy dukes w/ one special daughter sure beats a life walking in a society full of corruption, pollution and an interpretation of thoughts due to ignorance. Being a 'hillbilly' is great!!!

  • @MaxinesLive With banjo picking toothless guys living next door. Garbage and nuclear sludge in your rivers. A wife that looks like Peter Griffin. A special "ed" daughter. Yeah, sounds great. FAIL!

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  • double rainbow guy 2

  • @SyluxGT lolololololololololololol

  • hesa fukn beast. tha junuir high went undefeated! 9-0 we took our pictures today that r guna b ther for generations to come

  • Wow With a voice like that, who needs an annoying car alarm?

  • Jesus, go kill yourself. It's a high school football game. You hillbillies should be rounded up and systematically wiped out. Hillbilly Holocaust!

  • @bannedagainfromutube I'm from this shitty little town and I agree with the Hillbilly Holocaust. So embarresing. 

  • AND THERE AIN'T NO FLAG!!!

    SHOWALTER FER PREZ-E-DENT RIGHT NOW, BA-BEE!!

    Hmm. This was in Arkansas. Let me guess, that was Mike Huckabee calling the game, right? Either way, this was hilarious.

  • uhmmmm, i go to batesville and this is amazingg! wouldnt all yall be freaken out and so pround of your pioneers for doing something this big?!?! i mean come on really. this dont happen all the time and for all yall who say where ignorant, WERE NOT! we pround of our school cuz were undefeated in high school football AND junior highh so dont make fun of the guy talkin cuz he was just as excited as everyonee else!

  • @kenzieann001 Once you learn how to spell the words: Because, Freaking, Proud, High, talking, everyone and replace Don't with Doesn't" then can honestly not be labeled as Ignorant. Honestly being ignorant isn't that bad, but being stupid is. Ignorant means you did not have no knowledge, but stupid is to have knowledge and understand, yet still commit the same errors.

  • "AND THERE AINT NO FLAG!"

  • Day took der jeeerrrbbbb!!! Day took his jerrrrbbb!!!!

  • Dey took my JEERRBBB!!!

  • Touchdowns in Arkansas are only worth 4 points

  • @Jiddy12345 they're worth 7, just like everywhere's else.......lol (6)

  • I was a Harding student a couple years back, and boy, did I love living in Arkansas for these moments right here. When life is simple and your troubles are few... God gives you little joys that add up to a lot.

    Go Pioneers! ...And go Bison!

  • "Ohhhh my goooosh! Wooooooooo!"

    XD

  • and there ain't no flag!

  • Haha I love this. "for president"

  • I love my hometown. LOL

  • ABC 7 news in LA just played this on the air. LOL.

  • i saw this on the news

  • atleast hes passionate!

  • Dont care about showalter, arkansas, or the play by play guy....but

    'aint no flags' dude is legendary.

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  • Best announcer call ever.

    "And there ain't no flags!!!"

  • "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all!"

    This video was taken by VOLUNTEERS who graciously give up their time to broadcast all Pioneers games, home and away, for those of us who cannot go to the games. So they were having some technical difficulties and the score was wrong, get over it!!!

  • "...and there ain't no flags!"

    Thanks for posting. We are all now dumber for having heard this.

  • Is this guy related to Gus Johnson?

  • Announcer: Pioneers leading by three!!

    Me: uhmm, the scoreboard only says 1...

  • @oliverguzman2010

    The scoreboard is wrong, just as you are for posting about something of which you really have no clue.

  • @gohogs911 I know the scoreboard is wrong

  • We may be rednecks, white trash, whatever. Life is simpler here in Batesville, where the murder rate is virtually zero, the unemployment rate is below ten percent and there isn't a prostitute on every corner. I hope you just keep thinking so little of our people and our state. Whatever keeps you away.

    Go Pioneers! You should have seen the game last night.

  • @beatlefan1972 Amen to that Arkansas is the a lil known treasure of the USA. I prefer it that way!

  • @beatlefan1972 Amen to that Arkansas is the a lil known treasure of the USA. I prefer it that way! --- Blackcountrygirl

  • @beatlefan1972 touche

  • and there aint no flag

  • 19 people were part of the YellowJacket's team.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HE SAYS PIONEERS LEADING BY 3....AND THE SCORE CHANGED FROM 10-13 TO 14-13 AHHAHAHAHAH

  • @mpizzle13 It's too bad your too ignorant to see your own mistake sir. Showalter's team was down by 3 points. He scored 6. They are now beating their opponent by 3. Don't you just love algebra? Also, the scoreboard is clearly lagging and didn't update the score correctly.

  • Someone call that announcer up to the big leagues! He should have a job calling Latin American soccer games!

  • wow, you people are so mean. you don't even know them.

    go pioneers. (:

  • if you ain't from ny, then you is a southern boy! Yeeeeehaw!

  • GO PIONEERS

  • I like how when they add the touchdown to the score they only put 4 points up instead of 6... hahahaha.

  • 啥呀。用的找这么激动吗

  • haha i had the volume all they way up at 17 seconds he scared the hell out of me

  • @ItsTimmayxD right I was thinking the same thing lol

  • "AND THERE AINT NO FLAGS!!"

  • YEAHHHHHHHHHHH FOOOOOTTBALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!

  • OH MY GOOSH!

  • Wait I didn't hear, who scored the touchdown?

  • TOUCHDOWN MATTHEW SHOWALTER! TOUCHDOWN MATTHEW SHOWALTER! TOUCHDOWN MATTHEW SHOWALTER!

  • haha..."matthew for president right now.." so ignorant

  • High School Football in Arkansas....sounded better on the radio though....this is just local newspaper tv announcers...no professionalism at all...

  • he goes for 7 i mean 6....

  • lmfao hahaha god they are SO SOUTHERN...

  • NINTENDO 64!!!!!!!!

  • Aha I love football but damn how can we ever make fun of crazy soccer fans after this.

  • @FusedHalos very easily.... they play soccer.

  • " and the handoff goes to BALL BALLS ON THE GROUND SHOWWALTERS GUNNA PICK IT UP OSFDJKNSOND OI OISD OIN DNPAI SFSN"

  • does anyone else realize the touchdown was only worth 4pts

  • Scoop and Score lol. Perfect name of the player. Would have been boring if it was like Mark Smith or something common lol

  • over rated

  • that's my last name

  • When the announcers yell "DER AIN'T NO FLAG" in a game of football, u know ur in the south.

  • the NFL would be so much more interesting if announcers would get excited every now and then.

  • @SoulfulGinger like soccer announcers lol

  • @Mortskcab

    They have next to no professional sports in the south. Instead, have entire football sports shows dedicated to high school football..

  • "TOUCHDOWN MATTHEW SHOWALTER! TOUCHDOWN MATTHEW SHOWALTER! TOUCHDOWN MATTHEW SHOWALTER! WOWWWW!!!!!! OHHHH MY GODDDD!!!!!!! WOOOOOH!!!!! AND THERE AINT NO FLAG!!!!"

  • im sorry i didnt catch on. Who scored the touchdown and was there a flag?

  • Der Ain't NO FLAG!

    MAN, Showalter for president right now..

    LMFAO

  • Was that Showalter that scored? I'm not sure I heard it right.

  • lol how come they only added 4 points to the score? counting fail...

  • It's a Southern thang, you wouldn't understand.

  • Dey tuk er game!

  • Ah football....... the sport where white trash from the south and gang bangers from the inner city come together.....

  • gotta love the south

  • I wonder if there was a flag on the play.

  • The "Touchdown" wipe was epic.

  • lol

  • RED NECK FUTBOL!!!!

  • dat cuz dey playn sum wite boyz!! lmao he wulda got caught if it was uh blacc skoo.. im jus sayn

  • @100stakz That has to be the dumbest thing ever..

  • @100stakz wynne is one of the blackest schools in arkansas, all of there players are black (no rascism intended)

  • LMAO oh man that is classic! Reminds me of those two guys that call the EPL soccer games on Fox Sports World

  • Oh, man. There ain't NO flag.

  • go batesville:D

  • i love the South

  • they got 4 points for a touchdown???

  • @SantehClaws No, their tv scoreboard seem that it has to be added 1 pt at a time while most places like ESPN, ABC, Fox etc. Have good equipment that adds six pts at a time.

  • some one please autotune...

  • @alampshade1122 dont worry, i sent a message to auto-tune the news

  • THATS MY FAT FRIENDS DAD SCREAMING!

  • i LIVE IN batesville. Matthews amazing.

  • stupid texans

  • @hksxskyline we're from Arkansas Dumbass!!! Go Pioneers!!

  • someone submit this to failblog....

  • @gatorronaldinho15 it is on failblog

  • anxiously awaiting the auto-tune remix wooo hooo ho hooooo

  • Wow, just woke my parents up xD

  • "showalter for president right now"

  • @drsoopafly1 only in Texesss

  • @g0lf1n considering this was in Arkansas

  • @g0lf1n you mean arkansas

  • @g0lf1n retatd this was in george dumbass

  • Hand of goes to... BALLS, BALL ON THE GROUND!!!!!!

  • Welcome to Texas... I like my high school, college, and NFL football... but I can't get that excited about High School anymore... not since I haven't played for my old High School since I graduated 10 years ago.

    Still, hell of a motor on that kid to do that.

  • @TheRevanindoril This is in Arkansas not Texas

  • its high school...whoot

  • why did he only get 4 points on the touchdown?

  • why did they only add up to 14?

  • at 18 seconds... calm the f**k down LOLOL

  • Guess what guys...there wasn't a flag.

  • ZOMG MISSILE SHOT AT 0:40!!!!!

  • @cpanthers88 ...... you don't even know how to speak or spell properly STFU

  • he picks up the ball!hes gonna score!(repeat)

  • DEY TUK AWR JOBZ!!!!!!!!!

  • "Showalter for president right now" lmao settle down guy

  • dere aint no flag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • go mathew go mathew go ..hess gonna scoree... and der aint noo flag

  • WMD'SSSSSSSS!

  • dont even know points dang ole tuch downs are werth. had to member weder it was syix er seven