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  • reDICKulous?

  • Pale girls are the shit. I don't know why girls care so much about tanning.

  • Da fucks bing?

  • @FUDGEMUFFINPOOP sorry to hear

    

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  • Fuck Jonah get money. now gimme dat postarrr

  • just give me the dame poster

  • Crack down on bullying by NOT punishing the kids who fight back, in britain it often feels like the bully gets off scott free and the victim punished for standing up for themselves

  • i want that Kansas poster cause i live in Kansas and that is a cool Kansas poster i don't think i could add another Kansas in here

  • Please note that the Jonah Mowry VId was fake. Go to the video and look at the related vidoes

  • Does any one else thing it funny that the lady is 69 and cutting of her husbands dick

  • at our school, if someone attacks you, you cant fight back you can only scream like a puss. i used to go there in the eighth grade when i decided that because i was going to a private school i was gonna leave with a bang, i jumped 3 kids in the locker room. i am big, ammo for them, whooup ass for me. middle school sucks, and the smart kids who get through public school like me are the best, i went through k-8 then got pulled out, am honorary ghetto, and good at everything kids are private

  • @seppomuppit Who gives a shit he needs to make money, if Phil got 'xbox' tattooed on his forehead I would still watch all his shows.

  • wow this was the biggest ad fest i have ever seen. never watching this guy again.

  • @seppomuppit Quit being a bitch.

  • @Erriku84 quit being a homo

  • @seppomuppit

    Oh a homo insult on Youtube. You must be the brains of the family.

  • @Erriku84 Where better than youtube for homo insults?

  • @seppomuppit

    I guess you are right. Youtube can be where people post things they think are clever, yet are just stupid shit things to post.

  • @Erriku84 you must be the brains of the family!

  • @seppomuppit

    So on top of you being homophobic and idiotic, you want to pile unoriginal onto your list of shortcomings? Plus you are not even using it at an appropriate time. A comment like that kind of loses its impact when I have already crushed you twice, once with that very insult.

  • @Erriku84 it was a very appropriate time to use it, but your talent is just wasted on these youtube walls you should get out more.

  • @seppomuppit

    I think I figured out your strategy. You trained under Wimp Lo. Telling someone to get out more on Youtube is just beyond stupid. Next, you will try telling me that you are a scary guy in real life and I should be scared of your power maximum.

  • @Erriku84 you are right, my zeal has dwindled. my enthusiasm for this conversation is flailing. I am worn down like a hedgehog that has eaten too much oatmeal and now needs to rest!

  • @Erriku84 There's no such thing as "homophobic", I should let you know. That is a fabricated leftist phrase. No-one can "be" something that does not exist.

  • @SKOTP69

    Riiiiiiiight. Next you will probably try to convince people on Youtube that you can only get aids by being gay.

  • @Erriku84 So you're unaware (or feign ignorance) of how that phrase came to be and why? Well, get aware! As for AIDS, no, homosexual activity is not the only way you can get it anymore...tragically...but the unbelievable levels of promiscuity in the gay scene of the 70's and early 80's is what caused that in the first place!

  • @SKOTP69

    The amount of wrong in your post is disgusting.

  • haha, "are you an asshole, cause if you are, imma slap you in the face" lol, i died

  • I love when Phil posts porn.

  • Pusification

  • Mmm... pale power!

  • i love her :D

  • Daisy Lowe 2012

  • bullying claimed the life of one of my best friends therefore fuck bullying.

  • pussification.....im using that

  • FUCK BULLYING...

  • I know Jonah, I never knew he felt like this, If I did I would have talked to him, I watched my family die, I'm bisexual and I have cancer... no one likes me, no one even knows I'm sick... he is inspiration to me.

  • We need to crack down on bullying. I have always hated it. I got picked on but I was one of the bigger kids so when it got physical(which it almost always did) I could just beat up my bullies. A lot of kids can't do that. I tried to stand up for others who got picked on but kids shouldn't have to be the ones to fix the problem.

  • and Jonah is awesome :) I remember his video and I cried :(

  • Wait what does Kansas have to do with the supposed end of the world? Someone please answer kinda makes me nervous /:

  • Wow! A ginger that can eat fire.... Guess it goes straight downstairs .

  • so how do you add friends on this new stupid design of youtube????????

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  • I think bullying is a problem, but idk how they can stop it...

    A girl that didnt like me tried 2 report me for bullying her 2 get me expelled back in HS.. How do u prove that the bully in question is a "bully"?

  • Lord of the Flies !!!!! Samneric <3

  • I love how bullying is so bad now that now, they can actually EXPEL kids for bullying, wether it's once or twice

    .

  • "fucker this isn't lord of the flies." made my entire year =p

  • I am not bullied but i'm not a bully, but many of my friends bully a anther guy in my school, when they do it i dont really know what to do, i try not to say anything at all just stay silent and wait for it to be over, but sometimes i have to say things, then i say harmless things i still feel bad.

  • I really do hate you.

  • I think most bullies act from bad influences and bad parenting. and the really sad thing is that the majority of those parents DON'T know that their kid is doing that kind of stuff.

  • Ur not a real nerd. U FAKE.

    Thumbs up if ur a strong black woman who doesn't need a man. Also, repost this message and your 2012 will be really cool

  • most bullies anyway arent all bad they were made that way or something happened to make them that way,and then thats all they know, and they also do that to fight themselves, sounds crazy i know, but i can say this because ive spent 14 years growing up with them.

  • bullying sucks shit holes, they need their asses handed to them. maybe by not bullying them back but you know get a check on themselves to turn around.

  • That lady did not look 69 years old.

  • Kids are dicks because of their parents:)

  • ps3 > xbox360

  • I use bing to look up Harley Quinn Porn.... Ah Green Lantern!

  • Fuck the police? Do u know how ignorant u sound. (Obviously a joke, ur ignorant. How could u know?)

  • Heck yeah the problem with kids today is there is no discipline if I did shit like that I would have my ass handed to me. literally my parents would cut it off and present it to me in front of everyone, really nice ceremony actually ;) lol but in all seriousness parents get on it stop letting your kids be dicks your a failure of a parent if your kid makes someone else kill themself.

  • @snoopy3554 Pardon me sir, ONE! you have no right not judge anyone.

    2) Not everyone is like that. I have a job, am working to get married, and take responsibility for everything I ever do. So please, if you will, do not ever judge an entire people "KIDS"

  • @snoopy3554 Ah, yes, I also try never to hurt anyone either If I ever do, I apologize.

  • no slap the hell out of ur genetic mutation... it worked for me ^.^

  • i just have to say this i never heard the word pusification in my life

  • i love Daisy!!! shes so sexy, u all know thas Gavin Rossdales ,from Bush, daughter right ;)

  • I'm a girl, and I'm pretty fucking sure I felt it when that guys penis got cut off . OW MOTHER FUCKER . That's painful . O.O

  • I dont care if this video old im still leaving a comment

    I've been bullied jumped and all sorts of retard shit and what i've learned is some time you just have to fight back no i dont mean shot your school up i mean grab you fucking book and slam it into the kids head fight back because if you cant know then your eff in the long run. and yeah i still belive some kids just need help some dont have that support or there family just that messed up and it only adds on so yeah i support ass kickin

  • xbox live dash rocks its a good change

  • I will start highschool in Feburary. This year I was bullied and lost ALL of my friends. This year I had year seven presentation I'm very shy and I froze up I was presenting infront of my cousin my dad and my future English teacher. I was lucky enough to be a teachers pet and I was able to re-do it. This year my dog who I have grown up with all my life passed away. This year has been the worst but also the best; this year I found my one talent, I will become an author one day and it is all than

  • No I don't believe in 'cracking down on bullying' because it makes a person stronger and wiser. Plus If you are getting bullied you can find refuge on the internet, cause they're plenty of nerds and geeks here to relate and comfort you. lol

  • RiDICKulous

  • highschoolers should get nunchucks. reasons why, self defence from creepy custodians, fighting off bullies, lots of energy and focus put towards them, they will stay fit and potentially learn martial arts, and hey if school isnt for them then they'll be somewhat trained in close combat for the army. school full of kids with nunchucks is awesome!!!!

  • I work at a school and it's really hard to stop bullying. Mainly cos the kids don't tell you what's happening until its really bad. That said in some situations I've told kids to look after them selves by hitting back if needed, or defending them selves verbally. It doesn't stop till the victim decides it stops, no matter what intervention we put in place.

  • I JUST READ LORD OF THE FLIES! >.<

  • jesus was brown not black

  • @ebem603 lol that just doesn't make sense

  • i was severely disappointed by the lack of nudity in the Daisy Lowe video, just saying

  • I think that zero tolerance needs to be abolished and self defense brought back into school zones because; If you get attacked in school and you defend yourself, you get assault charges pressed against you. I myself dont have bullies anymore, because im now 6'7''. The worst I get is verbal abuse, but I have seen bullying in my high school and all the kid could do was curl up into the fetal position and take the beating. If kids could go back to kicking the bullies a**, things would be better.

  • school should definitely put more effort into stopping bullying!! there's not excuse for purposely hurting people through verbal or physical abuse!! As the saying goes; treat others as you would want to be treated, simple as that- its really hard to see how a simple concept like that can be messed up in any child's mind

  • "pussification" <3

  • U were a fat kid pictures I NEED PICTURES

  • I am bullied alot. But when i was 7 i saw batman the dark knight. And thats when it hit me. When ever i saw somone getting bullied i would change coat that hid my fac and thaks to one of the best films ever, i leart hand to hand combat and i would beat up the bully. Then when the teacher came i would change coat! I became a school hero. But the real me still get's bullied

  • I don't take shit anymore because I was picked on for really stupid reasons. For one, I hate how those being picked on have to "ignore" or it spend hours reporting it. Fighting back is "bad". I have no problem breaking faces of those who are douchebags - but then suddenly I'm the bully for defending myself. Same with my ex, he keeps harassing me and my fiance and I can't do anything about it or else I'll be getting reprimanded by the cops for defending myself. Thanks, USA.

  • He actually is black.

    His other name is Morgan Freeman.

    But people just call him God for short. (I have no idea where they got the letters, but, hey, whatever floats your boat).

  • Oh bullies, how they made my childhood hell. But the sad thing about it is that the taunting never really goes away. It just repeats and repeats in your head and when it comes down to it-> you never really feel happy or worth it unless you're sad. Okay enough pessimistic thinking for 1 comment!

    So... yeah my aunt uses Bing.... she's 22 :p RANDOM THOUGHT FTW!

  • I'll never be thankful for the shit my bully put me through, because I know that if I had had friends at the time saying the same stuff to me in the same "playful" way,

    I'd be just as stong as I am now. It doesn't take an enemy to make someone stronger.

  • I still get "picked on" my by best friends when I show weakness or stupidity, just as I mock and slag them in return.

    Thinking about it, the stuff they say to me is just like what my bully used to say to put me down.

    The difference is that I know my friends aren't trying to hurt me, yet I can still learn from what they say, even though I don't resent them for it.

  • The argument that fighting bullying is pussifying the kids of the world is bullshit.

    I was bullied in my first year in high school and it fucked me up.....It destroyed my confidence and self-worth. That ended over 5 years ago, and now I've made some really close friends and I can't imagine that happening to me again. Maybe this only happens here in Ireland but here we abuse the hell out of those closest to us as a sign of companionship.

  • Your phrasings for that last story....awesome. I need to collect some asshole tax myself.

  • Thanks to that lady who cut off her husbands penis...if you ever search my name "Catherine Becker" her picture pops up....

  • You were fat... o_O

  • My penis just twitched.....and not in the boner way

  • 1:50 there is no way she is 69

  • I think they should change the justification of the "no bullying policy"

    They should allow the kid to fight back and stand up for himself and not get in trouble at school.

    The aggressor or antagonist should be the only one in trouble.

    They now got stupid shit now in my high school where you can't tamper or draw on any of the kids' school picture in the yearbook. It results in a office referral...

    People need to grow skin, as kids and adults, we are so sensitive it's pathetic.

  • Almost every school has a no-bullying policy. I know my school does. Do I notice it? After all the crap that's happened during school hours? People just arent trying hard enough to make school a comfortable enviorment for everyone

  • bullying should NOT be a law, if your getting mad fun of deal with it if its really that bad and you think your gonna kill your self then yeah tell on them. but dont cry cuz he called you fat DEAL WITH IT

  • there is a fine line between bullying and rough-housing.

    while i think bullying is terrible, i think that kids playing rough is great.

    it is all in the intent. if there is violence with malace, that should be punished harshly.

    if there is volence without malace, thats just being rowdey.

    so a kid scrapes his knees, or gets some bruises. so what? its not like it wont heal in a couple days. get the kids out playing, getting exercise and using their imaginations.

  • i watched the into like 5 times

  • Studies actually show that "physical discipline" is linked to worse behaviour in kids, and, by extension, makes them more likely to bully other kids.

  • Teachers are NO help to the bullying epidemic. I'm tired of teachers telling victims, one such victim being myself, to simply ignore the bully. I can't put enough emphasis on the fact that IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK! Personally, I would prefer to yell in the bully's face; GO FUCK YOURSELF! But that won't happen again because the last time a teacher saw me saying that, I was suspended for, and I quote; "bullying a fellow student."

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  • "That's not child abuse that's asshole tax." Best, Quote, EVER!

  • re dick less? lol anyone else chuckle?

  • I got the attempted bully thing pulled on me a bit in school, but I also got into a lot of fights too. I guess it was how we resolved conflict. Today the only recourse is to get the school or a lawyer involved...

  • @KnivesMakeMeFast thats bullshit, get a pipe 10 gauge steel should work and wait behind a dumpster

    

  • mollyyyy marrryyyy meeeee

  • Didn't you do the penis story back in July 13 when it first happened?

  • Yes, I think there should be a crack down on bullying.

  • "Yes, I just said that"

    LOL! I'm with him on that church story. It's 2012 and we still have a church banning a mixed marriage?

  • Being bullied doesnt make you tough, it makes feel not good enough, so it pussifies you.

  • Protectionism and Pussification go hand in hand! Grow a pair and stand up for yourself, even if it means that your actions will have consequences. If someone [I]knows[/I] that they are in for a fight when they bully you... they will think twice!

    As for pale chicks... rock on! The more pale the better! I'm still looking for my ghostly-white goddess to come and haunt my apartment! Keep is pale! Love yo pale faces!

  • 1. Man, I full on cringed when you told us what that woman did...(definitely fueling nightmares)

    2. The whole bullying/pussification thing is a really difficult one. I personally was bullied, but I feel I have become stronger for it. (Though of course I did not enjoy it and would never wish anyone to go through it.) But I still think that it shouldn't have happen in the first place.

    3. DUDE! SO RIGHT! Pale chicks with too much eye shadow = sooo hot!

  • i was never bullied... so i am a little biased

    personally i think its pussification

    i personally see if your bullied don't pussy out, cry about it, and go on maury

    rather man the fuck up, face your enemy and if that doesn't work THEN tell authorities.

    Because you are not always going to have your mommy or kindergarten teacher to tell..sooner or later it's going to be just you getting shitted on.

  • Pussification of youth i believe

  • I live about couple of miles away from that church ........ it does not make me happy :(

  • noooo

    i want a portal shirt :(

  • im leaning tords pussifucation

  • How old was he? More so who did he get caught shagging???

  • 86 penis

    + pissed of bitch

    =fucking epic

  • she was 69 years old wth??

  • his penis cut off LOL

  • parents should take a hint from GTA IV and take after the chockeabitch foundation. they can call it the smackanasshole foundation, and once a month teachers and parents pick out noticable assholes in school, tie them up in front of an audience in the auditorium, and have kids pass by and smack the lil' bitches. and if that doesnt change the kids, then they get to go up next month for round two.

  • I want that shirt...but its too nerdy haha.

  • Sup with the video responses? INDIA!!! 

  • Jesus wasn't black...He was white, just kidding...He was actually Israeli

  • I personally think that "cracking down on bullying" is leading to the pusification of our youth. I'm a highschooler and my school has become a "no bullying zone". And I get that the suicide rate has increased and all that but to me, that's just making the next generation of Americans pussies! If they can't handle being picked on when they're a kid, what are they going to do as an adult when a similar thing happens? Are they going to go to their teacher and report someone for bullying them? no.

  • @reeseinreallife right, it's not like they can go to a police station and tell on the person who assaulted them or anything..

  • @reeseinreallife Have you been bullied? Because it sucks so much. Either you are a bully and sad you can't or you were able to overcome the bullies, and if you did, Kudos to you

  • @reeseinreallife you just completely changed my opinion

  • @reeseinreallife No, they'll go to the police. then agaisn, fuck the police. They'll still be pussies

  • my town cracked down on it u can get jailtime for it or juvey or watever but kids have went there for a few days and came back being better and if it happens again they get more time i think if the kids arent going to be mature they should get what they deserve and im a kid not an adult

  • all i'm gonna say is "If your kid bullies mine, don't get pissed when I show up at your house to kick YOUR ASS!!!!!!!"

  • i agree with sxephil with the pale skin and eye make up(:

  • I once paid a friend $1 to shove a banana into another kids ear. Not only was this kid bigger and stronger than both of us, but he was also a big huge puss. My friend and I got suspended from school for 3 days. Let us be kids....Don't pussify our youth

  • Wonder what would happyen if bullies (all of em) was put in the same school and i would LOOOOVE to see how that would end up

  • My school is so strict on bullying, and it's still happening. There was a girl who committed suicide at the end of my street, and the whole town sprung into action like "just because this new foreign girl got it this bad means that it's probably happening the worst now."

    But the other day after school there was this kid with the guidance counselor saying that he was scared for his life... Until everyone likes and respects each other, bullying is never going to stop.

  • "Crack downs" on bulling lead to more bulling because true bulling is low level hate and intimidation that doesn't break any rules. You can't stop it unless you have some way to force every kid to like each other and be friends and that would take some epic brain washing. The truth is that these rules punish the one antidote to bulling which is nerd rage.

  • for the bully thing, bitches should just grow a pair. like really, stop being a bitch.

  • @dancan93 i think u need an asshole tax

  • your past onley makes you stronger.. :1

  • naw i never have to leave my room..haha naw i whont evere have a life xbox live. gamer card: Pro 619

  • jesus is black.. whhhaaaa?? :)

  • Love the lord of the flies reference

  • Ahhhhh portal shirt! Best closing song for a video game ever...still alive

    I'm making a note here. Huge success<3

  • i dont need your stuff, just here to give back :)

  • jesus was not black he was a jew

    just sayen

  • There definately needs to be a crackdown on bullying. If there were more consequences for bullies there would be fewer.

  • Jesus was in the middle east, He was most likely not white so it is possible that he was black. All these paintings of him as a white man with a beard is just what people think he looks like, We won't know what he looks like until the Rapture happens

  • Pussification. You said it. trials and tribulations build character and make us who we are as adults. A guiding hand from parents on both sides goes a long way to help.

  • What you said at the end, how you wouldn't trade in your shitty past for something better, because it made you who you are, a better person, reminded me of a House episode where House kept saying that you become successful to make up for what your past was like. He was right, wasn't he, Phil?

  • 5:47 = awesome Fight Club reference.

  • Jesus was Arab dude

  • @HarrietTumban he was middle eastern, yes...but he was jewish. so no, he wasn't arab.

  • I think bullying can be both a positive and negative interaction, depending on the situation. I go to a single sex school and I have been at the receiving end of bullying and I think personally it has made me a stronger person. You cannot expect to go through life having everybody loving and praising you because that is not the truth. (I'm not cynical D:) although some people can't deal with any form of bullying at all. It is a difficult issue..

  • Heh she was 69... And she cut off her penis... LOL

  • Jesus was a Jew. Many black Jews do you know?

  • Pussification?

  • Jesus could be mexican for all we know XD. Yey mexicans :3

  • pussy what?

  • We shouldn't teach kids to not be pussies, they're kids. I used to get bullied at work, I reported them and that was that it never happened again.

  • When you said 'watch TV with the Xbox' I got some weird mental images...

  • seriously I have been bullied sort of but generally if you hit the bully in the face, possibly several times, the bullying usually stops.

  • he took jades idea

    

  • hehehe, asshole tax

  • niggers be crazy

  • Who maryland

  • I WANT THAT SHIRT

  • How do you know if they care or not. They could have wooped his ass everyday he was home. That might be why hes a bully now.