FUNNY JOKES AND YO MAMA JOKES

[SuperGhostrider24]

bad spelling but great jokes

[dee5910]

On December 24,2006 at 8 o'clock in the morning, a young 14 year old boy by the name of Scott Jackson was found dead.Doctors couldn't come up with the cause of his death.His mother checked his emails to see if she could figure out what happened.Turns out he was still signed into myspace.She found he had gone to sleep after he read and didn't repost a chain letter.if you don't repost this to 6 videos a girl with no face will kill you tonight. sorry don't wanna die

[AngelinaLoveFan333]

your joke at 4:00 is wrong, it goes: 3 girls walk into a shop and the clerk says dont talk to that mirror, or something bad will happen

The red head goes up to the mirror and says i think i am the most beautiful girl in the world, poof she vanishes

The brunett goes up to the mirror and says i think i have the biggest boobs in the world, poof she vanishes

The blonde goes up to the mirror and says i think... poof she vanishes xD

[dj9237]

dude some didnt even make sense you know but some did they were hilarious

[doritos1717]

lmbo!

[cokencan12]

yo mama so poor, he begged a beggar

[Forgotton12]

you know waht was hilaious??? at 5:47 he says, "Yo mama so dumb she got into a parked car!" Dont we all? EVERY DAY???

[omritalsatla]

red head asks i am the smartest of them all and stays. the brunette asks i am the hottest of them all and stays. the blonde says umm i think and dies. ROFL.

[360DOGGYZ7]

hey im a pirate im offended :P

[SkaterTilldAEnd]

Yo mama sooo fat....she got on the weighting scale and i said to be continued

[TieeeGrace]

Well technically she isn't dumb for throwing all the W's away because if the M&M printed on the candy is upside down wouldn't the "&" be too? What if she was smart and noticed the "&" wasn't upside down and only M's were? lmfao

[SilverSouls98]

yo mama's teeth so yellow when she smiles cars slow down

[SilverSouls98]

yo mama so fat her water broke 7 times!!

[vrcsudh13]

if you dont eat tacos you are not Mexican haha.....sorry!

[569457]

yo mama so dunmb she sat on the tv and watched the couch,

[569457]

yo mama so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch

[NEONpivotgeek]

in the first joke you spelt first = fisrt

[crazyassali123]

my bad tat wasnt it it was '' yo mama is so stupid she got hit by a parked car''

[myprettylittlebaby]

the joke was yo mama's so stupid she got HIT by a parked car.

[gesoner1]

nice like the mexican ones cant wait to tell em to my hispanic friends!!!!

[JeremyOrOmega]

*Facepalms at most the jokes* I liked some, but most were just half-baked. Has potential though.

[crazyassali123]

np thats not it its ur mama's so stupid she got locked in a parked car

[awesomedestroyers]

oh heres another there are 3 brothers they names are shut up manners and crap so crap falls out the window and manners goes to help him out shut up gets caght driving too fast and the cop says wats ur name" and shut up says "shut up" the cop says "wat did u say" so shut up says "shut up" etc. so the cop says "wheres ur manners" shut up says "oh hes over there picking up crap"

[3icemonkey]

the one with the guys in the baloon is hilarious!

[reddoggie56]

oh ok! thanks! that makes more sense!

[eminemfan647]

yo mama so stupid ppl told her to do the robot and she gave r2d2 aids

[zv]

" ...these jokes are just jokes " xD lol

[twinkieswithmilk]

HAHAHAHAH ;DDD

[baggie111]

Some of these were funny but most of them didnt make sense.Dude work on your wording and spelling.

[reddoggie56]

yea!! i didnt get that last joke, the parked car one!! it didnt make any sense! but i liked the blonde one, and the guy drowning, some others were pretty funny! lol

[crazyassali123]

the joke was ur mama's so stupid she got LOCKED in a parked car ;)

[Shaundi5]

lol yea so your momma is so fat she steps on a wieght scale and it says 911 and she did it agian and it said to be contiuned

[mec5amt7]

Thats would i said in the first part im not racist or what ever i just put down jokes ive heard over the years yes i know they dont eat tacos

[retorsido]

Most of the jokes here r really funny. XD except one. I'm mexican and feel offended........ i don't eat tacos!!! =D

[MyBrickFilms]

sorry mec5amt7 is a really old account i was on

[MyBrickFilms]

Also why is it funny to make funny of one race then when it goes to mexican its bad!? Its a joke but i have to make fun of every one( including me thats the best when u make fun of your self!) but its a joke

[retorsido]

sorry my retarded brother goes on this account too. I agree with you, except yeah i really hate tacos just like him. i don't mind the Mexican jokes. i just really hate tacos.

[yppcubber]

Your text organization is terrible. That makes the jokes look terrible.

[weebabybitch]

@retorsido hahaahaaa i get it (I):L