WTF Is... - Woody Two-legs and the Attack of the Zombie Pirates?

[HMSRaX]

@ryan0ff Well yes, but 2/3 of his income is taking away, well, a whole third of his income. Besides, it's not like it's much to ask, to watch one advert for some biscuit-y goodness?¬¬

[Majskolvenz]

@ryan0ff Sorry to say, but it is you who dont know what you are talking about. TB have said several times that this Youtube channel is his full-time job and that he can afford living a comfortable with the "salary" it earns him, so I dare say he makes quite a bit of money. Then he makes a bit from working as a commentator at gaming events from time to time, but Youtube and streaming shows is where the majority of his income comes from.

[TheCraigCrazy]

they would spend treasure on BRAINSSSSSSSS!!!!

[Influx27]

3:16 - "I've got Balls of Fail"

[koalabrownie]

I don't mind a 30 second add for a 20 minute video. Compared to TV that's a damn good ratio. Just read your email while the commercial is going

[silimas]

@koalabrownie True, a lot of people with adblock plus dont seem to realise that this hurts Youtube and will thus lower TB's income.

[roksstar7]

@silimas fuck youtube-its owned by google -_- even if youtube stopped doing ads it would still be running

[The012938475]

@silimas I have it, but I've seen no proof that YouTube tracks this. In fact, a friend of mine explained to me that his experience with google ads was that the money gained was per click, rather then view. Just my experiences, if anyone can shed some light on the subject that would be great.

[cookiesonastick]

27?!

[lixonbrickstudios]

@AlienMagi and you obviously haven't played the new console games they are awesome!! ( except MW3 which is basically MW2)

[lixonbrickstudios]

@AlienMagi don't know if trolling or just really stupid...

[M4tth2w1]

lol this be on sale for £0.87 pence for halloween sale ^^

[marklar666]

just 1.24$ on steam right now

[jebugers]

BALLS BALLS BALLS

[Blackjack589]

you killed my brother! (my minecraft name is krakenpig)

[derKampfschimmel]

I haven't eaten for days and when I ate something it came right out again, one or the other way... But stil... Now I want a Sub xD

[killermunk1]

Sadly I was just eating a meat ball sub from subway while watching this video

[gso619]

XD I'd buy this game just because of the ball jokes.

[ANGU5TU5]

rage quit

[nelo0113]

@alienmagi dam man stop being a bitch

[TerraZero0]

Balls of steel!

[Druscaelan]

DoT ain't a wow term.

[theranmafan]

I like how TB forgets after the first level that all the red boxes are bad powerups. :P

[shadowguy4]

Do wtf is wtf

[AlienMagi]

@shadowguy4 he allready did you dumbass

[shadowguy4]

@AlienMagi I meant do a wtf off his videos idiot

[AlienMagi]

@shadowguy4 why the fuck would he do that? Its the most retarded idea

[shadowguy4]

@AlienMagi it was a joke dude just get over it.

[StartledSloth]

WTF is WTL

[kidfarley1]

Does anyone else think TB was a pirate in a past life

[EldanairMage]

sadface pc gaming is diying ... atleast we have more keys than them biches

[AlienMagi]

@EldanairMage lol wtf? pc is far from dying. Consoles are just about to get destroyed... 6 year old piece of shit hardwares

[Dragoon0099]

@AlienMagi Phuk you mun phuk yoy mun yyouare so thtoopid you muda phuker yoy mak me wana abandon tis plant cas of howw thtopid you are phuk you i phukin hat yo dic shit suka idiot!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!11­111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[101fmp]

I video about a zombie-pirate game and an educational video about the health defects of eating a footlong meatball sub

[WolfSweetie64]

Am I the only person who thinks they said that zombies were controlling ships, is so that people would be more interested in it?

[scandariato1]

U like this try seindmeers pirates

[messi996]

did tb just bash subway?!!!!!!! i dont care if it kills im still eating them to nice to give up:D

[Potatogalaxy]

FUCK YOU, K-HYPE!

[AdamAcceptable]

FUCK YOU..... MOM

[AwesomeAnakin]

@ryan0ff FUCK YEAH

[Drgnslr544]

@ryan0ff costing TB money you!

[markspark01]

@ryan0ff AND NOW I DO

[ryan0ff]

@markspark01 YOU WOULD BE

[miha635]

@ryan0ff i dont have ad block and i dont have adverts

[killercheese101]

FUCK YOU ANDROID 3.0 AND YOUR MIND READING ASIANS. D:

[MrSasukeuchiha1000]

lol ur funny dude grats

[MajikPro]

this now is one of my favourite tube videos

[Bain0o]

"oh im stuck in my own bloody web"

*places another web*

lol´d

[LtKillerWolf]

TB, of coarse theres a ton of waves. Its the Ocean, DUH! :D

[ryokkeno]

@LtKillerWolf Lol... Really?

[0815tdl]

@LtKillerWolf oh i see waht you did there

[LtKillerWolf]

LOL you ran into your own mine @ 12:38

[uhohcarcinogen]

I lol'd SO hard when the Kraken randomly summoned.

[xP3t3]

RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

[DeadGear9999]

duke nukem ship

[TheSuperiorTurtle]

The Kraken looks like octopus dad.

[TheWatzitooya]

That's a lot of ships. Must've been what the Germans felt like when they saw the allied ships coming on D-day...

[RSYamiNoARuji]

"what use do zombies have for gold anyway" *I point at PotC*

[RDSRELOADED]

@RSYamiNoARuji

what does PotC mean...im very ignorant

[RSYamiNoARuji]

@RDSRELOADED Pirates of the Carribean. Or is it Caribbean? I cant remember which XD.

[RDSRELOADED]

@RSYamiNoARuji

its Caribbean :D thank u

[soulfire201]

balls of steel? was that a duke nukem reference? =P

[wiehow]

Ummmm that at the end was....Wierd lol

[TheOriginalTraz64]

miku is a haxor

[canihealls]

they should make a game : oblitirate the shamwow tribe... or something

[rogierpoep]

THE ZOMBIES USE THE TREASURE TO BUY GUNS WHICH THEY USE IN NATION RED!! I R SMART??

[cephyz]

what was the mumbling said at the start of the intro?

[TheSicktricks]

thumps up if you think he should start saying What the fuck is .. and not W.T.F

[CO2CoWgAs]

@pyrix 1) if you use ad-blocker the youtuber doesn't get paid, 2) ads are used to raise awareness of the product..

[M4tth2w1]

this game is £3.49 on steam not bad for an indie game :)

[MrBiggles42]

That dolphin at 11:13 was like "SAY WHAT? WORST? FUCK YOU, ARGH-*boom*"

[ChainsawGutsFuck]

I laughed out loud at 10:04 at the Duke Nukem prank call reference,

I'vE GOT BALLS OF STEEEL.... BALLS BALLS BALLS OF STEEL

[haggard735]

i knew it great ballsof fire xD REFRENCES

[Comcrashftw]

WTF is Shamwow?

[CiIDriveDeCoach]

After watching this for about 10 minutes it suddenly struck me just how much it reminds me of an EPIC PS1 game callled Overboard.

[vincentas9]

@thewillkill266 nahh we dont need to meet now couse i killed em oh wait theres 1 more !!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah ok at your house

[DALoneWolves]

RA...TCHA...BOLLOCKS

[davbad1]

A.V.A .

[NVevan]

if u want a good naval game play the original pirates of the carribean from 2003

[WOOHOJEHA]

Looks pretty addicting

[MrDunjie]

TOYOTA! Has nothing to do with TotalHalibut.............

[Zerasad]

Not impressive is it? That's what she said!... To you... Erm

[watsupwitthis]

ballz ballz ballz.. LMAO

[vincentas9]

ok guys we need to kill 11 people where do we meet?

[TheRedbalrog]

Lol I enjoyed TB's random discussion on the salt content of Subs at the end ;P

[007breaktime]

U can´t go to hard or nightmare mode on this videos??? "PHEW", awesome

[MrDrWOO]

there are a lot of shamwow comments on tb's vids. what do they mean?

[BlindxFollower0628]

I think "speed drop for enemies" means their speed drops. Like... they slow down.

[craza424]

FIRE ZE HOMING DOLPHINS!

[PewLaz0rZ]

@craza424 NOT ZE HOMING DOLPHINS!!

[TheJudgingDutchman]

@craza424 Ze dolphins! Zey are not working!

[peber13]

i see no zombies O_O

[pyrix]

Guys quit being retarded and get adblock plus for Firefox X_x

[TheShootHappy]

@pyrix dont use firefox, i dont really mind the ads tho, sure theyre anoying but i can wait... (i use Google Chrome)

[electroboy2007]

@TheShootHappy There's AdBlock for Chrome too.

[l0rf]

@pyrix I use that as well, but I guess he earns money that way and it makes me feel rather bad to 'steal' from such a funny review channel.

[pyrix]

@l0rf Technically that's incorrect. They only make money if the person actually follows the ads and goes to purchase said thing it's advertising. So there's absolutely nothing wrong with using ad blockers despite what others may say.

[l0rf]

@pyrix I guess that makes me feel better about it.

[nerdygamers1]

really sham wow mop? ITS JUST FRICKING SHAMWOW STRIPS AN A STICK

[nerdygamers1]

really really REALLY!!!!!!!!! thats like the seventh shamwow ad in the 8 videos i have watched i mean seriously come the f*** on

[MegaNever2010]

Stop Bitching about Ads they support Mr. Biscuit with money so he can keep doing these WTF vids and stuff!

[IneptTroopr]

To all you people complaining about ads, just use Firefox and get the Adbloack plug-in, had it for months and works like a charm.

[vodfo]

1:00



[JappaCappa]

wtf is the shamwow mop

[falcon9182]

almost all of those names were finnish and nitro games is finnish game company so GO us *im from finland*

[UndErTHe102]

balls to u ba ba balls to u

[UndErTHe102]

id use the shamwow to get rid of the commercial

[IeaturCoOkIeS10201]

God damnit TB i have a English paper to type up and then I see this WTF that I somehow missed and now I have to watch it

[SoappMactavish]

WTF is Shamwow?

[chancerollin]

SHAMWOW WTF

[ALX11231]

Shamwow has the most annoying commercials on youtube until head on joins in on the fun

[ceci130]

LOL When you got the speed boost, you reminded me of Simon, from the Yogscast.

[SubGuyscriber]

BALLZ TO YOU

[Mikkhailov]

I generally like T.B., but man did this WTF suck... It's a top down shooter, you shoot straight, and if you not shooting enough to know where your bullets are landing, then your going to DIE over and over again.

Sorry if you couldn't get your game to run properly but don't dis a game you spent 4 minutes on.

[EclipseArmy]

@Mikkhailov ? the video is 19 minutes long

[Mikkhailov]

@EclipseArmy oops, don't know how my comment ended up here, but I was watching his burn zombie burn video.

[connorkwl]

Sly Cooper 3 anyone?

[MrPmstr]

FUCK YOU SHAMWOW

[canihealls]

@MrPmstr i can haz shamwow plox? :D

[gmodman999]

@MrPmstr The shamwow will clean up your attitude!

[drago433]

DO YOU REALY ACTUALY HAVE LIKE 3 NAMES? FOR REAL?

[animegurl411422]

Yay! we can finally skip ads!!!

[2feetsandamushroom]

if you like ship combat i can recoment the best one i ever played, Overboard for the ps1. it was uniqe and got a versus mode for 4 players and had a campain that was long and had a story. It was totaly awesome.

[starcraft2own]

IS PC GAMES DYING?!!?!??!?!?? WTF?

[starcraft2own]

@avataraaronc The game is not that bad :D But Total Biscuit said in this video that Pc gaming is dying :C

Haha But it kinda is :X

[drago433]

@starcraft2own no but your grammar sure is!

[Blazingwheel]

love the EPIC intro it rocks!

[tehkDee]

RELEASE THE GRACKEN!!!

[SashimiForAll]

The speedup wasn't a powerup :P

[Professornobrain]

This is the game where you can really use the sentance "Balls yo you!"

[CTPAX92]

@Professornobrain yo you? Maybe "to you"?

[Godfather91290]

WTF Shamwow commercial?! Didn't he go to prison?

[jppfeil]

ZOMBIES!!!!! PIRATES!!!! GUNS! YAY!!!!

[Numbuh24Insane]

What we pay you with kind manners for Darkbiscuit.

[caiocleao]

OMG! |This makes reference to a WoW music video, where the guy goes "With my GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!", @_@

[spartan934]

wow the ads load in no time, but the actual video doesnt, i dont mind ads but if i have to refresh i dont want to see it again

[TheSephiroth5]

i laughed so hard when you did the'Arrr..'after you got killed x)

[xtmacb122x]

wtf shamwow commercial??? that guy is supposed to be in jail

[Vitzartti]

Damn Hereafter commercial-...-

[sniperking90100]

During the video when you metioned the meatball sub you reminded me when I had one at a local gas station (It was clean [ just saying because when people think "gas station" they think someplace really dirty]) and It was a wheat meatball sub with pepporoni, bacon, swiss cheese (extra cheese), and extra salt.................I like salt but I had no idea what I was doing, but it was very good so I regret nothing!

[MrShadowxtreme]

rofl

[SecondSince]

Unionized dolphins?!? Gotta get me this game! XD

[DKM101]

zombie pirates spend gold on brains, duh.

[mmasito123]

where is the duke nukem reference?!

[StarCraftDude1234]

@mmasito123 10:06 watch the whole video.

[m0krexD]

just got on the homepage of woody two legs and looked for the score of TB

just did copy and paste

5029 TotalBiscuit 173 800

greetz your the best tb

[higuyftw]

FINALLY A COMMERCIAL THATS NOT SHAMWOW!!

[Phoenix4312]

@higuyftw well i got teh shamwow commercial. D:

[slipkrit]

game looks discustingly horrible

[Araclain]

He should play L4D

[MRlittlerock100]

27 bags of chips! Holy crap agreed it should be called the heart attack in a bun

[MazunaLegacy]

i'd like to see TB doing Zombies on Black Ops

[RTEGB1]

Duke Nukem! "Balls of steel"

[TheCrayzeeMan]

RELEASE ZE KRAKEN! Nice game, the controls seem a bit hard though.

[MystiInferno]

27? holy hell, how would they even get that much salt into it? it's like meat balls are made of salt!

[ilako90]

Yarrrrr On you 2 ^^

[edenite]

how do you get that much multipliers? maybe dont get caught in your own web :)

nah just kiddin, nice review - cute game, i'll be grabbin this one for my niece.

[willie32100]

wow i did not know that bouts have balls!

[clunaticds]

good game, but can't use mouse? wtf

[DjVylex]

XDDDDDD man i love the way you talk even if i understand just the half of all youre talking about ^^

like: OH NO They released the kraken!!! xD just LOVE it ^^

keep going =D

[Tehdew]

Meatball Subs are awesome

[rohnur]

0:01

[mdryeti]

Loved the vid, very entertaining :)

"Oh no, they released the Kraken!"

[shamaatae]

Great Vid! :-)

[Xen042]

This looks like the spiritual successor to Overboard, an old great PS1 game.

[anoriolko]

I watch your videos while I work, in the same manner people listen to music while working. There is just something about your tone, voice, and the subject matter that helps me focus lol....

[ostabilast]

@anoriolko indeed! i do exactly the same. TB, youre a hero!

[butters123654]

@anoriolko if their was such a thing as voice therapy tb would have discovered it