Man killed in first Teleporter ever invented

[Korigetsu1991]

FAKE! ceramic ducks are extinct!

[WESTDEVA]

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[dunejumpertwc]

How did you make that portal?? I don't think it's fake. It looks so real!

[sossakura]

awe poor joe

[kelpokelp]

In Soviet Russia, Ceramic duck falls from stairs teleport teleporter YOU!

[ponkyegg]

@kelpokelp

no.

[RohelinePatarei]

i only come he to hear him say "No"

[CardboardCelery]

wait Joe didn't die!

[mrserkoz]

stupid duck!



[JonastasticBrothers]

MY KITCHEN TURNS BLUE TOO!

[YutaBaby07]

Wow, you figured that out from just a sound?

hardcore skill right there.

[olli449]

what the highway code did i just watch?

[jpsmart59]

Call 911. Duck down.....lol

[deathray50]

I lol'd when the teleport didn't kill him, the ceramic duck did.

[DockettDemon]

I only liked it because he died.......

[Hamecity]

penis



[TheGrandMaster12345]

that.....was crap!

[ErraticReviews]

@TheGrandMaster12345 that's the point, dumb fuck.

[WoOsMy1]

what the highway xDDDDDDDD hahaha

[SacredDestruction]

I find it absolutely hilarious that people are gullible enough to believe in these things and when they click on the video, they are disappointed.

[Maffia7]

looks like joe did cloned himself before he tried this teleporting device... actually this explains why he is still alive after each accident...

[aaronelgin]

the duck got him omg

[Camberf]

wait, are you guys both named joe, or is this the first video where the other guy dies and we're seeing it from joe's perspective?

[EmperorBubba]

@Camberf

don't try to make sense of it. Ted refers to both himself and another character as Joe, interchangibly. In some vids, TedCrusty himself is playing joe, in others, he's not. In some he plays both. It's just another layer of absurdity to add to the hilarity of the videos :P

[maxodin231]

OH NO! HE TELEPORTED THEN TELEPORTED AGAIN AND LOST HIS CLOTHES!!!

[HAHAHAHE2750]

hahaha this guy is so funny xD

[DarkShadowLink207]

It was the ceramic duck. I KNEW IT WAS EVIL

[madmanmatty07]

194 people have been killed by ceramic ducks!

[6feetbelowhell13]

nhhhhho

[akatsukilover2345]

nnnnnooo lol

[kkkkoolboy]

what an accurate guess...

[patatopeels4]

either ur hair is really greasy or you had a shower..

[lluvank]

Oh right then Joe...

[MarkoRoll666]

Why couldnt Justin Bieber die why does it have to be a Metalhead

[bounty2444]

@MarkoRoll666 dude just shut up.........

[METALLICARULES11]

@dj4504 jesus christ what the fuck is up with you just ruining a joke

[linkking455]

@dj4504

Way to ruin a joke

[sume555]

dude what program did you use for the teleport effect

[ManuelFerara]

@sume555 telegram

[sume555]

@ManuelFerara thy ^_^

[alleksanderbg]

thumbs up if u watch this onlu when ur high!

[puma1029384756]

That happens to me every day

[xxMusicLover4everxx1]

0:23 - 0:38 . Such and epic phrase xD

[SoulOnDeparture666]

did you get the autopsy report? was it the fall or the duck that got him?

[BludgeoningTheWeak]

SEVERED SAVIOR! They're badass, nice t-shirt.

[Tuzzz94]

Best one yet ive seen of your videos! haha i lol'd XD

[happymealmobster]

wow i dig the special effects!

[deacmod]

moved out of ur mum n dads house have we?

[pantherstealth1]

haha that was the best nohhhhh so far!!!

[GreenDayBestDay]

What the Highway Code was that noise XD

[ashlovesleeds]

@GreenDayBestDay What IN the highway code was that noise

[arkasaur]

@ashlovesleeds pls listen clearly at 0:17

[cbairbus]

your a gay cunt !

[Mastertre57]

Thank you for making these videos. They are truly entertaining.

[crispycritterz]

I knew it! Ceramic ducks will be the end of us all!

[MrJEss64]

this is stupid

[8oredp3rson]

people like this shit?

[masterchiefsturndown]

@8oredp3rson dude STFU dont watch a vid just to hate, its the best thing ever

[8oredp3rson]

@masterchiefsturndown i didn't watch the video to hate, i stumbled across it watching other things. do yourself a favor and learn what happened before you make assumptions. now you just look like an illiterate jackass.

[masterchiefsturndown]

@8oredp3rson how do you know what i look like at the moment? you cant just go around making assumptions you illiterate jackass

[8oredp3rson]

@masterchiefsturndown "STFU" not even close to an actually word or phrase in any dictionary. secondly, reversing my statement only proves my point further because you can't use words in your actual vocabulary. you're just trying to turn away from your internet lingo and use almost my exact words to make yourself look more intelligent. it is not working. also, when i said what what you looked like, i didn't say physically, it's a metaphor and a "play on words" so to speak. learn English, loser.

[masterchiefsturndown]

@8oredp3rson lol first off. im an auzzie bro so i can speak english. DERP :P  second... im trolling you so dont you get off your pc and congradulate yourself on your wonderful job at having a go at me you fuckwit your not smart at all.......but i am you stupido

[8oredp3rson]

@masterchiefsturndown being who you are doesn't have to do with your language, anybody can speak any language. if they can speak it effectively is another question. trolling, i don't think so, if you were actually trying to troll, you sir, are just bad at it. i don't congratulate myself, nor anybody else, for anything.i do not feel it's necessary, nor do i actually put feeling into idiots over youtube such as yourself. also, as i said earlier, you still can't get away from you internet lingo.

[Cock1234561]

@8oredp3rson Mate, you're gonna be ok. Just go have a rest.

[kiwininja100]

OH NO is the teleporter ok?

[treeable1]

all of teds crusty videos are so dodgy but that's y we love them well some of do anyway

[lggify]

CERAMIC DUCK???????????????????

[MrWhite8800]

0:18 -_-" nerd story

[ssncfilms]

Joe is kenny always comes back

[jazmuddable]

horrible

[CuponkKing11]

The best one is the time he falls in to the bottomless pit. I love all these videos so please keep making them

[stupitlovey]

what the highway code was that noise?!

[MrFliggle]

does Joe come back from the dead in every video?

[lobotiel]

Fabulous video! The duck was a nice swerve. It does appear Joe has been doing some leg presses prior to this video as his lower limbs seem very muscular. Bravo!,

[Andy81207]

the best one is with the backflip from the ladder thumps up if you agree :D

[koolyman]

What the highway code was that noise?!

[SuperAvailable123]

that man never killed, 0:19 he is still standing!!

[andekube]

Wasn't expecting the duck!

[masterc64]

haha lol

[XxMasonnn]

When you are watching this video, keep pressing the '3' key. LOL

[IMattee]

FUckin ted crusty lol

[iDoLikeOreos]

That was strange.

[Gmanunit13vers2]

wait, so did the duck kill joe or the whole star treck telleportation thing he said

[647yellow1]

@Gmanunit13vers2 the duck

[fatvictor159]

NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[gillon1991]

stupid fukin ENGLISH CUNT!

[SuperNateclark]

@gillon1991 stfu stupid little mexican cunt living in his moms basement

[egotisticcougar]

@gillon1991 Is it that time of month?

[halowraith1]

@gillon1991 Even though you are from uk.

[281MeXiCaN713]

your video titles are catchy, but the actual videos SUCK!

[egotisticcougar]

@281MeXiCaN713 shut up, it's funny

[Trevor7843]

fucking british ppl 

[egotisticcougar]

@Trevor7843 shut up, it's funny

[halowraith1]

@Trevor7843 Fuck you you ugly son of a bitch shit on your4th of july and your nation.

[CasketImplosion]

Is that a Severed Savior tshirt I see? Brutal. Your videos are incredible, by the way. Very...original? lol

[BreakPics]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT ACCENT!

[hcvang]

@BreakPics never heard of the united kingdom? god, give me strength.

[RetroKeyboard]

@BreakPics Dear God, where the hell do you live?

[nightwolf117610]

----Nnnno!

[Mizpagh67]

D: dang joe you fell down the stairs again

[USMC807]

cut your hair fagget, and he think hes retarded

[jadeleija1]

@USMC807 its faggot dip stick

[warelord360]

ROFL, your one hell of an detective xD

[Thewiseduckofdestiny]

What the highway cone? D:

[JrDoctorWho]

Star Trek Love! <3

[XxdeathsmomxX]

This kids... is why you don't do drugs

[TTarOtaku]

Okay, I lied, THIS is the best one so far, not the other one I said was.

I love the way you rambled in this one.

[MrRonnyking007]

44 seconds of bullshit

[dysfunyction]

nooooohhh

[Wuestenwiesel]

Maybe you clean up this disgusting carpet instead of wasting your time with this crap

[dpiaomn]

@Wuestenwiesel hahaha oh wait i forgot your just a troll this is what your used to doing well i wont stop you but someone will!!. Troll >.>

[snakesuicide]

well thast fucking 44 seconds i'll never get back on my life!!!!!!

[wheewheetiger]

And then, after his amazing teleportation attempt, Charley is somewhere in the world, butt naked.

[theRBninja]

wut the highway code? lol

[Korndude4561]

Tedcrusty, do more JEZUS JEZUS! vids. THOSE make me shit in my pants lol

[metroid885]

O:17 , you just know everything, don't you?

[DaShizNig]

Why do people comment that its fake? I mean, its a tiny bit fucking OBVIOUS

[911Nolan]

FAKE AND GAY! Star Trek reenactments sound NOTHING like that!

[elitex111]

How many Joes does he know or does Joe never die?

[CurlyNutGrillGirl09]

(gasp) noooooooooooooo.!

[fashionqueen422]

i love it when he says noooOOOO right at the end, its funny!!!

[ZappaFan101]

Oh snap! I wasn't expecting the ceramic duck! What a shocking twist on Joe's demise!

[randomeddie]

THE CERAMIC DUCK OF DOOM!

[A7XShadowzx]

WHAT THE HIGHWAY CODE WAS THAT NOISE?

[papesjr]

fake and gay

[SquirrelyLilBugger]

@papesjr It's not fake you moron. Everything in this video really happened.

[ring1098]

@SquirrelyLilBugger do u really think that!

[SquirrelyLilBugger]

@ring1098 Of course.....

Isn't that obvious?!

[videogameaddict100]

@SquirrelyLilBugger i actually happened to me once. i was calmly getting a pespsi and then i just fall down a flight of stairs and die, what luck.

[TheSchrob1]

@SquirrelyLilBugger yea and i can crap from my hand

[driup]

@papesjr No Really?

[olinar90]

@papesjr are you retarded? this is all obviously real

[maddenrs]

2 best lines:WHAT THE HIGHWAY COAT WAS THAT NOISE. and:that or he got killed by a ceramic duck... ROFLMAO

[april76301]

what makes it funny is because hes like nooooo if its ted crusty its fake but fckin funny

[madmanmatty07]

Lol, nice description from 0:17-0:35

[tenjhotenge]

funniest thing ever lmfao! the ceramic duck! that bastard!

[seydam111]

Your acting... is AWEFUL.

[DirgesMusic]

FAAAKKKKE

[geliana67]

Lol his cloths went off i laughed so hard

[MrKommie]

damn britfag.

I hate this britisch language.

AMerica rulez

[megagamer82]

@MrKommie you fucking racist asshole

[SaxonWR]

@MrKommie lulz for fucktard MrKommie

[ScarecrowKK]

@MrKommie

Dude, really? Your think America is the best? We have all the problems all countries have, and then some. Also, without England "AMerica" wouldn't exist, asshole. Also, other countries have actually good senses of humor. Most American jokes are the same. BTW I am American, so yeah.

[april76301]

@ScarecrowKK yup without america honestly there wouldent be alot of things pepole would be sick and every thing so america is like life suport for ther world

[Cipher556]

@april76301 what the fuck are you retarded, america is the one causing all the problems you mindless fuck. The government barely helps other countries, it's up to private citizen groups to use their own money to aid foreign nations where the government does not for the most part.Any aid they do put out is just to look good, also OUR corporations are starving poor nations for their cheap labor, and when they don't like it we let them starve and move to another. Coke, nike, most clothing companies

[april76301]

@Cipher556 ..... the more you make me angry the more i like it its how i fuel my own rage :D stupid piece of dog shit lol but honestly most of thats not true :D :D

[Cipher556]

@april76301 nevermind you will probably die in a car crash for trying to drive from the passenger seat like a retard

[Cipher556]

@april76301 not to mention our random wars in the middle east to gain a leap-frogging foothold in the areas. did you like avatar? or perhaps some other movie with a big rich bad guy? most of our media is government controlled but there are small hints directed at the public but they are TOO STUPID to see these, like you.

In another note these videos are a great ironic break from normal (what people think is) "comedy" on youtube.

[Truzel40]

@MrKommie being Urinepeeing isn't too bad either...

[halowraith1]

@MrKommie Shit on your entire nation. You inherit the entire nation of british people, you speak our language, stolen from your own people, parted, and made a new place. A place that cares for nowhere but itself, nothing but itself. And That place is America. I would say that place is a total rip off of britain. YOU STOLE EVERYTHING! You come from here. Scared yet? Probably not. Because your a lifeless pile of shit. Yankfag.

[TSL108]

i love ur explanation of what happened XD

[Spartanslayer1]

hey wasnt it bright when he teleports?

[SuperIMANOOB]

''uh no''

[Richard000100]

The duck run for your lives!!!

[twist6466]

ahahahaha brilliant!

[shiddi1]

NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOHHH

[TheLizzard0]

ooooohhhh.... that duck and joe have had some painful memories. But it was just a matter of time before it quacked.

[CandyManMvp]

i hate vids in which you say noo.. that means.. i hate all your vids? :o3

[rodmiller27]

GET A JOB DEAD BEAT.

[CatharticWeek]

Nnnnnnnoooooh

[rihardo123]

0:12 pricles face

[kbd668]

the glass duck killed him

[SuperGirls144]

NOOOOOOO!!!! roflol roflol roflol!!!!!!!

[simsek03]

waste of life

[suckyskater21]

nnnnnnnoh

[gonsifer]

i can help you to fall the stairs

[SimDuay]

You falling down the stairs was worse than the first Psycho, lol.

[TheLizzard0]

...either that or he's just been killed by some sort of a ceramic duck.

[madmanmatty07]

What the highway code was that noise!!

Nice explanation LOL

[jackbrandfilms10]

beam me up scotty!!!!

[jackbrandfilms10]

LOL

[oviluca69]

What a waste of time....

[TheSweetLadyBug]

lol hollywood code

[DynamicDustBuster]

@TheSweetLadyBug highway code

[iDeaTHeoRyi]

@TheSweetLadyBug HIGHway code

[swimmingstud57]

ceramic Duuck

[kjbaran]

hahahaha. omg