To all the people critiquing this interaction - bartender with chip on shoulder, should expect not to be tipped well for treating her poorly - eff all ya. You obviously have never worked in bar. STFU until you have a few years in the industry, then come back and say what's what.
@tonic2gin Lets see, the whole thing was her wasting his time, saying she worked in the industry, not accepting a correct drink, and then asking for beers that were never going to be on tap much less sold at most bars. The coup de grace was trying to get money off by saying she knew the owner.
Any smart bartender on a saturday would not treat her well, they can make more money for them and the bar by ignoring her than dealing with her cheapness and indecisiveness.
@uinfuirudo Sure, any smart bartender on a Saturday would not treat her well. But they should spare the indignance at not receiving a tip for not treating her well. The bartender could receive more money by ignoring her, but this bartender should not be surprised that he/she doesn't get a tip.
Yeah, been in that situation a few times. Even had a few times where the folks order a couple of drinks and don't tip squat. This is why I am going to have them pay and sign the check first before I pour/mix anything for them.
3 dislikes?? seriously??? Might be one of those ignorants that come to my bar and drink hennessy and apple juice or patron and pineapple and dont tip for sh!t... smh
@ddanno68 Hennessy and apple juice? What kind of ghetto shit is that? Mixing any kind of juice with Hennessy should be a fucking crime. At worse maybe some soda and even that's a disservice. Fucking kids and their mixed drinks, ruining a perfectly fine cognac.
I've had a couple of idiots that didn't know white zin was pink. An even bigger idiot walks into my bar and orders a long island ice tea and was mad that it didn't taste like actual ice tea.
@botchalism I remember hoping that alcohol would make stupid people so much stupider that it would come full circle and they would suddenly become brilliant. FAIL.
@ChiMatador I found waiting tables far worse, unfortunately I had a hybrid job of both bartending, waiting tables AND servicing hookahs. It was a nightmare job and the most stressful job I ever had. All my other friends at regular bars had it good though.
lol, zin-FAN-dul, and ROFL bee-yayatch. and oh dear god, i've been on the wrong end of that white zin conversation more often than should be legal. white zin is pure evil.
Ice cubes...in a wine glass...with a zinfandel? Wtf? Why would anyone do that?
thylacinegurl 1 week ago
To all the people critiquing this interaction - bartender with chip on shoulder, should expect not to be tipped well for treating her poorly - eff all ya. You obviously have never worked in bar. STFU until you have a few years in the industry, then come back and say what's what.
crazydeadbread 1 week ago
Do you have Schlitz? HAHAHA
mikley28 2 weeks ago
both people are pricks. Douche bag customer, and bartender with chip on his shoulder
musicIuvr 2 weeks ago
Ultrahol?! .. holy shit that must be amazing!
DarkTenka 3 weeks ago
alchohol..? someone spelled alcohol wrong.
TaeKat 3 weeks ago
the conversation shouldve just ended-here's a miller lite...done.
vkatnite 3 weeks ago
awesome vid!
dogfight156 3 weeks ago
Why would she tip you after basically being treated like shit?
tonic2gin 1 month ago
@tonic2gin Lets see, the whole thing was her wasting his time, saying she worked in the industry, not accepting a correct drink, and then asking for beers that were never going to be on tap much less sold at most bars. The coup de grace was trying to get money off by saying she knew the owner.
Any smart bartender on a saturday would not treat her well, they can make more money for them and the bar by ignoring her than dealing with her cheapness and indecisiveness.
uinfuirudo 3 weeks ago
@uinfuirudo Sure, any smart bartender on a Saturday would not treat her well. But they should spare the indignance at not receiving a tip for not treating her well. The bartender could receive more money by ignoring her, but this bartender should not be surprised that he/she doesn't get a tip.
tonic2gin 3 weeks ago
Why the hell is white zinfandel pink anyway?
MPSecare 1 month ago
@MPSecare because that is what happens when it is made.
uinfuirudo 3 weeks ago
Me at the bar
Do you have Jack?
-No only Jim
See ya later! easy!
MPSecare 1 month ago
This is pretty accurate. My personal favorite is:
"Can I get a beer?"
"Sure, what do you want?"
"What do you have?"
"I have about 30 fucking beers. I'm not going to recite them all."
Or, I do recite them all and they order a Bud Light.
themediaprophet 1 month ago
Madrid, Did you know you appear in the documentary WE WERE HERE in an Act-UP demonstration clip?
CanTake8 1 month ago
My personal favorite..."I'll have an Amaretto Sour, and make it really strong."
whtniteloner 1 month ago
This is every night for me -_-
fancyblack87 2 months ago
Yeah, been in that situation a few times. Even had a few times where the folks order a couple of drinks and don't tip squat. This is why I am going to have them pay and sign the check first before I pour/mix anything for them.
hourof10 2 months ago
ha!!! so funny! I'm a bartender and this is hilarious! :)
cleochic 2 months ago
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mtw5006 2 months ago
alcho-hol lol
395235 3 months ago
HAHAHA!!! All-tro-chol!!
JBoends 4 months ago
Lol. I've had people send white zinfandel back for being pink.
skatejason 5 months ago
"What do you have on Special" .......you are special huney, more special than you think. Now what would you like to drink you twat?
I've used that one when I don't wanna work someplace anymore.
Also.....throwing the quarter in the garbage and letting the cheap piece of monkey shit see you do it. Always a favorite of mine.
mikeywojo1 5 months ago
bee-eye-atch
MrNusecus 5 months ago
lol@ i know the owners.... yea? so do I...... that what a typical shitty customer always says
spiderwebchick 6 months ago
Everyone who has ever said they tip last round is a fucking tool
jbspeelman 6 months ago
Zin FAN DEL!!!lol you dunbass its pink!!!!
jbspeelman 6 months ago
Wine with cubes?!?!
bryan00210 7 months ago
i LOVE these videos, im working as a server to get through college and can relate so well!!
proxyphr34k 7 months ago
great video. Well done. Had a guy order a mer-LOT last week. I gave him a white zin and he drank it all the same. What a dumbfuck.
tonyurbanek75 8 months ago 17
@tonyurbanek75 Someone once asked for a frozen daiquiri and I gave them a madras with a mint sprig. Honestly they're just lucky I found a mint sprig.
ChiMatador 6 months ago 9
@tonyurbanek75 you lucky i think i would only get a beer at first
KaiserVadin 6 months ago
aljahal
jrod6986 8 months ago
3 dislikes?? seriously??? Might be one of those ignorants that come to my bar and drink hennessy and apple juice or patron and pineapple and dont tip for sh!t... smh
ddanno68 8 months ago
@ddanno68 Hennessy and apple juice? What kind of ghetto shit is that? Mixing any kind of juice with Hennessy should be a fucking crime. At worse maybe some soda and even that's a disservice. Fucking kids and their mixed drinks, ruining a perfectly fine cognac.
Antrizzle2009 6 months ago 2
@Antrizzle2009 I've got idiots ordering Hennessy and Red Bull. I give them a look of disgust and then say, "okay..10 bucks."
themediaprophet 1 month ago
@themediaprophet ewww lol
MPSecare 1 month ago
1:18 Al- cho-hol? ROFL.... I love how extra normal pronounces shit. That is how I am gonna say it now....
KeikoTeddy 9 months ago
"that will be 3.75 you class-less street whore" - fucking amazing!
donmiguelj 9 months ago 3
Lol three guesses what nationality the customer is. lol lol if your a bartender then you know.
madcapparty 9 months ago
@madcapparty oh yes we know
donmiguelj 9 months ago
The idea of the video is good but the text to speech voice over sucks a huge one. It is to slow..
thisisacrummyname 10 months ago
@thisisacrummyname Well if that's your ONLY complaint.... then I win. :)
ChiMatador 9 months ago 16
@ChiMatador next time you should just do the voice over but yes it is a win...
thisisacrummyname 9 months ago
@ChiMatador if its too slow you could always use windows movie maker
KaiserVadin 7 months ago
I've had a couple of idiots that didn't know white zin was pink. An even bigger idiot walks into my bar and orders a long island ice tea and was mad that it didn't taste like actual ice tea.
killersushi88 10 months ago
@killersushi88 Did you tell him he gets a complimentary shot of "STFU"?!?!?
ChiMatador 9 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
If this really happened, i dont blame you. =)
kamiko70 10 months ago
Ughh or the people who say that can't taste top shelf vodka in their cocktails, top shelf vodka is SUPPOSED to be tasteless you stupid fucks!
botchalism 10 months ago 2
@botchalism I remember hoping that alcohol would make stupid people so much stupider that it would come full circle and they would suddenly become brilliant. FAIL.
ChiMatador 9 months ago
@ChiMatador I found waiting tables far worse, unfortunately I had a hybrid job of both bartending, waiting tables AND servicing hookahs. It was a nightmare job and the most stressful job I ever had. All my other friends at regular bars had it good though.
botchalism 9 months ago
I run a bar and this video is 100% accurate LMAO!!
evilpell 11 months ago
I LIVE!!!!!!!!!!
Marshaljr15 11 months ago
OMG I have this conversation on a nightly basis. I could choke some people.
DJacobRomero 11 months ago
@DJacobRomero I HAVE choked some people. That might ALSO be why I no longer bartend.
ChiMatador 9 months ago
lol, zin-FAN-dul, and ROFL bee-yayatch. and oh dear god, i've been on the wrong end of that white zin conversation more often than should be legal. white zin is pure evil.
mightyteegar 11 months ago 11
@mightyteegar Thank God they don't make Zima anymore, right?
ChiMatador 9 months ago
@ChiMatador Smirnoff Ice anyone? It's practically the same.
GHolcombe 11 hours ago
love it!
MykailaP 1 year ago
bahahahahaa yes!
ariellemarie8 1 year ago
Extra funny, Matt.
RanIrons 1 year ago
muy bueno hahahahaha
rickohe 1 year ago
HAHA!! AWESOME!!I
I wanted to it to end with an "I want to go to Sidetracks"
dyskotrain 1 year ago
HAHAHAHAAHHAAH ! :)
HauteAntoinette 1 year ago
well woop-dee fucking do!....lmao
IAmWhoIAmandIamME 1 year ago 34
Al-CHEE-hol.....ha ha ha.....
krant28 1 year ago