POLY WANT A CRAKER POLY WANTS UR MAMAS SWEET ASS WAT POLY SAY I SAID POLY WANTS UR MAMAS SWEET ASS DONT TALK ABOUT MY MAMA SON U DONT NO MY MAMA SON I NO UR MAMA I FUCKED HER LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL
hey little birdie how you doing "fuck off four eyes" i big your pardon " i said fuck off 4 eyes" i otta kick you ass hay hay he just a little bird pally want a cracker "polly wants you mama's sweet ass" what did polly say to me " i said polly wants your mama"s SWEET ASS lols
ummm...is it just me or when ray is doing things with the clown and the clown tries to get away does ray rap his penis around the clowns neck to drag him back under the bed....wow...lmao.
santa claus is commin on moms jingle balls im dreaming of a white woman frosty the dope man all i want 4 christmas is the charges dropped sleigh ride in my 64 these nuts roastin on an open fire ante up, bitch, its christmas MAN I WOULD SO BUY THAT ALBUM THUMBS UP IF U WORLD IF U DID MAN U IS AWESOME IF U DIDNT U DONT KNO GOOD MUSIC JK
I love the scene where they were all together and wheelchair dude calls him a handyman..and ol dude say...oh what cool new skates, better be careful with those, dont wanna fall and break something..I almost shit myself..LOL
LOL i loved when they all thre chairs at kathleen robertson's character. lol the wheel chair!! and the evil kitty made me LMBO!! i noticed all the songs, lol hilarious.... even one they didnt mention:
LOL PARROT KICKS ASS XD
Lemonzadez 4 months ago
i love ray in his red dress
Mongo2451 4 months ago
the scene with the cat is my favourite :P
"My pussy gone crazy" xD
Musicsage 4 months ago 2
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Musicsage 4 months ago
i think il be the bigger man and WALK away
MW2L3G3ND 4 months ago
9 people smoked smokey's chronic plant and did a whole lot of dumb shit and fucked up they careers. XD
Morrbyd 5 months ago
from witch movie was the scene with Sidney in a red dress?
yourforeverstalker 5 months ago
damn, and i thought my mom was a bad cook o_0
LadyPenguinStudios 5 months ago
MrFirespitter21 yes buddy is from malcom in the middle
MirandaGarza00 5 months ago
POLY WANT A CRAKER POLY WANTS UR MAMAS SWEET ASS WAT POLY SAY I SAID POLY WANTS UR MAMAS SWEET ASS DONT TALK ABOUT MY MAMA SON U DONT NO MY MAMA SON I NO UR MAMA I FUCKED HER LAST NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL
FAMILYGUY1077 5 months ago
Best video bro!
cjmacjr1 5 months ago
is buddy from malcom in the middle
MrGxMoto 5 months ago
1 & 2 weren't that funny because the constant cussing it needed to slow down a bit
ninetailschris 6 months ago
@ninetailschris dat wuz da whole point of it dey're making it funny by sayin cuss words lolz
YungJJ24 5 months ago
Polly wants your mamas sweet ass
MrFirespitter21 6 months ago
You Want Beef I'll FUCK YOU UP!!!!!!!!!!!
AyTeamSushi 6 months ago
hey little birdie how you doing "fuck off four eyes" i big your pardon " i said fuck off 4 eyes" i otta kick you ass hay hay he just a little bird pally want a cracker "polly wants you mama's sweet ass" what did polly say to me " i said polly wants your mama"s SWEET ASS lols
peanuthead988 6 months ago
i think ill be the bigger man and walk away, WALK away.
purplebushes 6 months ago
"I'm gonna rob that bitch tonight" lmfao!
chiefsrulebr1 6 months ago
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chiefsrulebr1 6 months ago
keep pressing 7 lol
Thedarkassasin325 6 months ago
6:23......wowwwww.....a penis!
leannamarie100 6 months ago
ummm...is it just me or when ray is doing things with the clown and the clown tries to get away does ray rap his penis around the clowns neck to drag him back under the bed....wow...lmao.
leannamarie100 6 months ago
i think this one is the funniest one
TezzersLovesJBieber 6 months ago
They should bring back the original 1 & 2 cast
ShitbagsGroup 7 months ago
NAWW MEAN???~~~ LOL
afriquemia 7 months ago
lol I love Shorty's laugh
ApachenMe 7 months ago
Shorty is my nigga son ehehehehe
freddygroger 7 months ago
The wayans bros are just awesome.
Masamune364 7 months ago
i said.... polly wants some of yo mommas sweet ass
zJeRkingg 8 months ago
omg lmfao!! hahahahahahahahahahahaha 6:12 lmao ...silence... hey what are you doing?? get ur finger outta there!! whooaaaa lmao
joseskater97 8 months ago
loled so hard at 6:12 ahhahahha tickle tickle tickle .. xD
Bakeerful 9 months ago 4
princessrocroyal 9 months ago
this comment will get thumbs up for no reson
iLIKEcurry1000 9 months ago
i lovve to have a bird like talks lie that to me
me1648 9 months ago
I wonder if Brenda ever figured out that Ray is gay.......
LeeonDeeon 10 months ago 26
@LeeonDeeon He is?! How do you know?
al3xr0xs 6 months ago
I showed the clown scene to my sister (Who's deathly afraid of clowns) She laughed her ass off!!
soothslayer21 10 months ago
Why don't you give me a standing ovation?
FrozoneNetworks 10 months ago
4:25 SHORTY lmao!
Kbralzinnn 1 year ago
oh i got mine on friday its hot right lol
jacobsgrl1 1 year ago
@awkwardturtle97 a welcome back Kotter haircut
shootthekitty 1 year ago
The clown laugh hahaha!!!
DonChilenito 1 year ago
Okay now.. Dig in!
Tagmig1 1 year ago
Haha poor clown. Lolz
6CaptainChronic6 1 year ago
uncle ray rays got a game......
Sammtastic365 1 year ago
What kinda haircut does shorty have according to the parrot?
awkwardturtle97 1 year ago
Lmao for the high-pitched ''OH SHIT SON'' at 8:16
TomokoTottori 1 year ago
uncle ray rays got a game of his own!!
pks7777777 1 year ago
PLEASE SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HE SAYS AT 4:26-4:28 lol i think its SOO FUNNY but idk what he's saying!!
CuteIzzy66 1 year ago
IoooooI..i swear man...SCARY MOVIE ROCKS!!!!
pauliephizzle 1 year ago
oh naaaa black cock :S
harj2009 1 year ago
thumbs up for the grunt at 3:53
byroclover 1 year ago
I LOVE Shorty lol
greenie1385 1 year ago
uncle ray rays gotta game, tick tickle tickle tickle
dbestchalouhi 1 year ago
6:01 that scared the sh*t outta me
evar136 1 year ago
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evar136 1 year ago
that chick has probably the best rack ever. thumbs up if u agree
CptMunchy 1 year ago
the value of 3 books
3 papers
ahhhhahhhhahahhahha
WWErealfans316 1 year ago
Yup Scary Movie 1 & 2 were super funny but after the Wayans brothers left the series it went rolling down a dirty mud hill....thumbs up if you agree
marfox12 1 year ago 69
@marfox12 so agree....
188Nikki 10 months ago
@marfox12
The Wayans brothers were idiots who ruined it. The only good ones were 3 and 4
goduniverse 8 months ago
@goduniverse 4 is the worst of the series.
Masamune364 7 months ago
@marfox12 3 and 4 were ok but the rest was shit
BobbyRossRacing93 5 months ago
@marfox12 Shorty will be in Scary Movie 5
legodude849 4 months ago
LOL the professor and the guy with the fucked up hand are hilarious!
1:58 Shawty puches the professor away, and you just hear a crash..lol
And the battle between, professor and handy-man. "I think I'll be the bigger man now to walk away.... WALK..away.
tzBarricadetc 1 year ago 2
oh its legendary alright
siegy77 1 year ago
i love this movie
siegy77 1 year ago
the scene with the clown is the best scene in the history of...everything..esp thoes who hate thoes things as much as me lol
JASONZx6R 1 year ago
fuck off four eyes , polly wants your momma sweet ass , i knoe your momma i fuck her last night lol the bird makes me laugh !
xxbabytayxx 1 year ago 3
what did polly say to me?
troutshooter 1 year ago
Hold My Tooth Son!
Hahaha
XNSV4CapitolCity 1 year ago
HiawathaaaaHH!!
Fmol000 1 year ago
9 fags dont have any sense of humor :D thumbs up if agreed
CRFanBoy 1 year ago
The guy who plays the person in the wheel chair he playerd ean hawk from alvin and the chipmunks
mayni233333 1 year ago
who thought it said "best tits"? I know i did, the perverted fuck that I am.
RBDrummer5 1 year ago
i dont know wat that is... but i'll lick it anywas XD
sleepy1904619 1 year ago
5:13 im not crazy. ahhhhhhhh *runs*
momo182AT 1 year ago
this is hillarious xp
alex99fever 1 year ago
ill be the bigger man and walk away pwng
funnyhispanic 1 year ago
5:12 "HELP.my pussy has gone crazy"
TheJake354 1 year ago
MY PUSSYS GONE CRAZY!!!!!!!!! LOL
shootthekitty 1 year ago
"You don't be talking bout my momma son!" "You don't know my momma son!"
Polly: " Yeah, I know your momma I fucked her lastnight."
FUNNY
Rambo1447 1 year ago
YA MEAN
adamblazer100 1 year ago
5:12 and 5:14-5:16 LMAO
momo182AT 1 year ago
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5:11 my pussys gone crazy!!
5:12 im not crazy ahhhhhh (runs aways stupidily)
momo182AT 1 year ago
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momo182AT 1 year ago
ah the best of the scary movies
iDidntTypeThis 1 year ago
i said..FUCK OFF...FOUR EYES...lmfao!!!
i said...POLLY WANTS YOUR MAMAS SWEET ASS. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
agbulmer 1 year ago
why don't you lift me up?
sotosan20 1 year ago
these r delicious!
oh thankyou child i made them by hand
0.o*every1 chokes and spit tha bread out*
lmfao
alberto14able 1 year ago
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH SHIT SOON.
zezu09 1 year ago
haha the cat flipped her off
peteruongg 1 year ago
Shorty taking a big drink out of the wine bottle hahahaha
5eurocups2005 1 year ago
5:16 ...
Just the way she runs away is funny as hell. xD
ChasingDestination 1 year ago
i thought the name of the video is best tits xd
1993ibro 1 year ago
I love the scene where they were all together and wheelchair dude calls him a handyman..and ol dude say...oh what cool new skates, better be careful with those, dont wanna fall and break something..I almost shit myself..LOL
chocolateadonis1987 1 year ago
hahahahahaha love the cat xD
Juniorjosse 2 years ago 4
shut da fuck up bitch v
tweetlova 2 years ago
is ray ray a gay gay?
ENDY238 2 years ago
why isnt scary movie series not like this anymore? XD
Godpk11 2 years ago
Since number 4 its gone all down hill with shitty spoofs such as .. stan helsing i mean wtf
rooney3131 2 years ago
@rooney3131 its cus the wayan brothers have nothing to do with its production now so they suck ass unfortunately
zombiextermination 1 year ago
@rooney3131 since 4? since 3 they became shitty... my favorite of the scary movie series has always been 2.
pana1618 1 year ago
lol........................
godzfire94 2 years ago
the first two movies were funny. in their own way
SuperKLC 2 years ago
ha! I wonder who taught that bird all that!
gigi2223100 2 years ago 3
This junk so funny man
lilantjr91 2 years ago
LOL i loved when they all thre chairs at kathleen robertson's character. lol the wheel chair!! and the evil kitty made me LMBO!! i noticed all the songs, lol hilarious.... even one they didnt mention:
joy to the world. look at 7;41 exactly!!
ilovereeceandomally1 2 years ago
"HOLD MY TOOTH SON!"
Fosax 2 years ago
u wana play uncle ray ray got a game
keeperofstar 2 years ago
8:27 haha xD
2142ordbok 2 years ago
the funniest part are the songs from the cd 7:35
-santa clause is coming on moms
-jingle balls
-im dreamin of a white woman
-frosty the dope-man
-all i want for christmas is the charges dropped.
-these nuts roasted on an open fire
-a slayride in my 64
-ante up, bitch, its christmas!!
nobody notices this, BUT ITS FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!1 LMAOL
rajayuca 2 years ago 2
sm2 is funniest movie on earth
ForgottenCavalry 2 years ago
"You look familiar to me. Were you in 'Stomp'?"
LPGivenUp19 2 years ago
Just realised that i never got round to uploading pt.2, and i deleted it from my computer to save space ages ago =/
supersilas1 2 years ago
i think il be the bigger man, and Walk away, Walk
thomasfy4 2 years ago
The bird was so funny
keanu12345 2 years ago
A stoned weed plant, the irony...
ViccieB1993 2 years ago
lol@6:23 lmfao
J4K31 2 years ago 2
How did ray and shortay die
sims24eva6 2 years ago
@sims24eva6 they didnt
DXFan1269 5 months ago
lol..." I think ill be the bigger man now and walk away.....WALK away..." lmao
01984lockyer 2 years ago
lol 4:26 XD
Miozi 2 years ago
ROFL at Bird
pyro2020 2 years ago
hold my tooth son!!
chaisinaround 2 years ago
help!!! my pussys gone crazy!! lol
finnishdude88 2 years ago 23
polly wants your mommas sweet ass XS
gta4freak666 2 years ago
the cat rofl
Silwoodkid 2 years ago
u r so gay
pittsy08 2 years ago
ha. i remember the weed monster.
InvaderSlusk1994 2 years ago
The best of the "Scary Movies" too funny
blackwatch65 2 years ago
FUk off 4 EYES! lmfaOoOoo
"POLLY WAN A CRACKER!" "polly wants youhr momma sweet ass lmfaooO"
omfq lmfaoo I FUCKED HA LAST NITE! YEW WANT BEEF LMFAOOO!!!!!!!! omfg shyt is dumb fknn funny omfq!!!
"yew fkn pussy qet meeh outah here ill fuk yew up" lmfaOoo ROFL!
jahnileesjonas417 2 years ago
witch bit does the waiter say " ill save that 4 later"
bobaldo7 2 years ago
"I said, 'Polly want your momma's sweet a**!'"
XD
kimmiekat22 2 years ago 2
" you look fimiliar to me, were u in stomp"
Cheezburgar 3 years ago
the bird<3
darsus19 3 years ago 2
LOOOOOL , i can't stop laughing :D , awesome !!! =))
cristicsk 3 years ago 2
rofl this is absolute bestness
contchita64000 3 years ago
hahahha help my pussy's gone crazy roflmao
IceBlueEyes0 3 years ago 2
noting sary
armyy2009 3 years ago
funny funny movie
MonroeVideos 3 years ago
I'd totally
screw Tim Curry [the professor]
TransBEAUTIFULx 3 years ago
shorty hes my fav
TeRRoRx503 3 years ago 2
where can i find a video where it shows hanson(freaky fucked up hand person) trying to save that boy near the end with his 'strong hand'
aqz2u 3 years ago
LMFAOO
FUCK OFF FOOUREYES!
mockybokka1 3 years ago 2
polly want a cracker? Polly want your mama's sweet a**!! LOL
snowboardingsquirrel 3 years ago
ouch, boob punch
hepalopala 3 years ago
hey was buddy francis from malcom in the middle
jjruenheck 3 years ago 3
This comment has received too many negative votes show
funny film but guess what...
BIG UP THE PS3. E1 MASSIVE.
chazpepchaz 3 years ago
i love the parrot he rules!!!!
HTFLOOOOOL 3 years ago 3
Walk away..
dragomir753 3 years ago 9
LoL, i love that scene, its my favourite from the whole film... "thanks handy man.."
supersilas1 3 years ago
i like the clown
jjruenheck 3 years ago
no1 and two were amazing buh they sort of ripped it a little with 3 and 4 lol
meanscoilfreek 3 years ago
nice cuts
BaronQuintana 3 years ago
Yeah scary movie One and Two were the Sugar Honey Iced Tea the rest were wack!
fouroctaveranger 3 years ago 2
miss those days when scary movie were funny, 3 and 4 weren't as funny, well for 4 me, 4 is actually kinda boring
pondypoo 3 years ago 18
Right. Number four, I only got a few giggles out, instead of LMFAO pee my pants and crying hysterical laughter from number two.
LPGivenUp19 2 years ago