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  • when i shoot egg with bb it explodes

  • Did you know if you squeeze an egg around the middle in your hand (not end-end) it WILL NOT BREAK! Go try it.

  • BEST OMMLETTE EVER!!

    

  • the chicken was shot before he was even born

  • I like the part where it "Eggsploded"

  • @sarahLcthatsme  ooo that was a good one

  • OH MY GOD YOU KILLED HUMPTY DUMPTY XD

  • THERE WAS TWO SHOOTERS!! THE GOO WENT LEFT THE BULLET WENT RIGHT!!

    BACK AND TO THE LEFT! BACK AND TO THE LEFT!

    GRASSY KNOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

    etc.

  • UH! IS THE CHICKEN OK?

  • egg shot

     +50

  • that aint 2000fps retard rofl

  • Ther goes humpty dumpty!

  • that egg was a living being you MONSTER! *sniff*... we were best friends and you took him away from me! I will never forgive you!

  • Egg abuse!

  • HEAD SHOTTTTTTTT

  • Story of my fucking life

  • thank you for watching this has been a demonstration on how red necks crack their eggs in the morning.

  • Thumbs up if your watching this because your bored

  • @Lookathatwolf Sick. And Bored. Ima watch videos of people shootin' stuff, k?

  • My l-EGGS feel stronger know.

  • "This is your brain on drugs."

  • That'll teach that baby chicken to be born

  • if some PETA dickhead says animal cruelty on this...

  • that looks liek the stuff my uncle coughs up every morning

  • this is a pathetic excuse for slow mo.

  • 38 people were chickens...

  • oh god its all over my boady

  • any1 else thought this was a a guy getting drunk

  • @southwacogangsta

    ....No? How the hell does it look like that?

  • @CopaProductions1 it says egg shot just like if sumthing said jello shot

  • WHAT IS UP WITH THESE PEOPLE AND SHOOTING RANDOM THINGS?!?!

  • 38 ppl didnt read the title

  • "egg-sterminated" (:D

  • Boom Headshot

  • that is what im gonna do to justin bieber's balls

  • @multizyzy4523 What balls?

  • @Und3rAchiever justin biebers! can't u read? lol

  • @multizyzy4523 When i said that I was implying that justin bieber didnt have any

  • thats how chuck norris cracks eggs

  • I liked the part where it skipped 0:13.

  • XD are we all seriously this bored

  • no humpty dumpty why D:!!!

  • Slow motion abortion O.0

  • 0:03 looks like its blending :O

  • warning: egg blood and gore

  • but will it blend

    

  • There was a baby chicken in there :(

  • haha..... chicken abortion

  • softari?

  • and this is what your brain looks like on drugs kids

  • Omg why did u kill my best friend (: jk

  • sperm not egg, get it right

  • Humpty's crew will be after you now!

  • how much did the camera cost you?

  • Thumbs up if you watched again to see the bullet bounce off the floor (most interesting part - ehem)

  • @badback22 I think it was just a BB gun, the projectile looks tiny and any real bullet would have vaporized the egg lol

  • looks like snot.

  • Awww I wanted to see yolk

  • the thumb nail for this vid looked like sperm

  • is that how actual fertilization works???

  • like if you pee on the side of the toilet to make less noise :D

  • That's how chuck norris fixes breakfast.

  • Why are there dislikes on this video? The title says "Egg shot in slow motion" WTF were you expecting?

  • @fantaXDaddict AHAHAHAA sooo true LMFAO

  • @fantaXDaddict An asian girl slowing eating my dick with an egg. Dislike

  • @fantaXDaddict LMFAO

  • @fantaXDaddict People usually expect hardcore porno sinds everybody on the internet nowadays is an either an pedofile or an full time pervert.

  • @fantaXDaddict i know something else to expect from this video xD if you know what i mean :p

  • @fantaXDaddict ...boobies

  • @fantaXDaddict i hit like but when i see a video of a review about an awful game then i hit dislike

  • @fantaXDaddict vegans

  • @fantaXDaddict the egg's family was watching

  • @fantaXDaddict they were expecting bananas getting feed rainbows

  • @fantaXDaddict egg shot =D

  • @fantaXDaddict They were expecting Doctor Egghead from Sonic to be shot-it never happened in the cartoon.

  • @fantaXDaddict They must really like eggs.

  • @fantaXDaddict we were expecting it to be in slower motion so we could get a really good look at the point of impact

  • am i the only one who noticed theres no egg yolk?

  • thats how i crack my eggs every morning

  • AWWW my balls

  • that's kind gross, but so cool.

  • Thumbs up for no 0:13

  • Thumbs up if you didnt thinkn there was a bullet

  • @MultiModestmouse it's just a pellet gun, no ACTUAL bullet

  • sperm

  • Abortion

  • Poor chicken :(

  • The egg had a orgasim.

  • They didn't show the part where the bullet hit 0:13

  • thats slow motion

  • one more chick down XD

  • fuck off

  • falcon punch!!!

  • @jelbert1988 - Best comment i have seen in a long time on YouTube!

  • My Favourite part is when bullet is hitting on egg

  • :o

    

  • damn that egg jizzed far!

  • "die egg" "nooooooooooooooo" *splat*

  • Funny how it stayed almost completely still.

  • the unborn chick will haunt you forever.

  • OMG... Pete?... is that you????

  • mmm what you saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay mmmmmm that you only ment well well of courese you did

  • Ouu im making a flubber egg!

    Ingrediants: 1 egg 1 cup Vinegar

    1.Get your cup n vinegar and pour vinegar in

    2.put your egg in  (Leave egg to soak in vinegar for 3 days)

    3.After 3 days take your egg out and dry it.

    4.You now have a flubber egg that bounces!!!!

  • Flawless Victory. =/

  • that must have been Humpty Dumpty's cousin...unlucky bastard!

  • 00:02 - 00:04 Looks like a jellyfish :D

  • Thats what happens to me when I make my breakfast...

  • my heart on valentines

  • @blackapple89er Thank you so much for spamming this video so you can complain.

  • o no the bullet sploded

  • WHERE'S THE YELLOW?

  • This is way worse than the Chicken Lover.

  • 1. Pause video

    2. Press up and left arrows at the same time

    3. Enjoy a game of snake and use the keys to drive!

  • no yolk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

  • NO! CHICKEN LITTLE!

  • this is your brain on drug cartels shit list.

  • Imagine that as one of your testicles.

  • YOU SHOT MY EGGS BITCH

    !!

  • HUMPTY!!!!

  • i didn't know in eggworld loitering is considered a federal offence.

  • poor chicken ;_;

  • Imagine the egg as your head after you see how awesome this video is.

    Or if you get BSOD...

  • In Soviet Russia egg shoot you!

    

  • eggxelent

  • u better fuckin' eat this now

  • poor egg

  • I like how the shell goes back together at the end

  • thats how i cum

  • i liked the part where the bullet hit the egg

  • now put it on the stove then in 10 minutes you will have a eatable eeg!

  • My babbbbbyyy!!!....

  • ABORTION!!

  • NOOO NO DINOCHICKEN D:

    lol watched this show :3

  • finally the assassin killed Kyle and Stan's egg!

  • humpty dumpty sat on the table, humpty dumpty had a shot to the head

  • What a waste of an egg

  • Pause and press one. play to see an egg sneezing it's guts out.

  •  the egg has been assasinated!~ hold your fire! tango down tango down!!!

  • That was a cracking shot!

    Ok, i'm sorry but i couldn't resist.

    Please don't shoot me in the face.

  • tango down

  • BOOM! Eggshot! +50

  • @jelbert1988 lol black ops

  • No South Park references?

  • OVERKILL!

  • no mah bay-bay

  • oops there was a chick in there ;) pulverized

  • BAM! headshot

  •  salmonella

  • exit wound

    

  • you killed humpty dumpty 

  • ehm, waiter?

    There's a bullet in my egg :S

  • @MultiCyyber lol, every1 comment that on every video.. trying to get thumbs up but i thumbed you down :D

  • @SabbConstructions you bastard :P

  • In Soviet Russia, egg shoot you.

  • @FluidScoldistro in soviet russia.. you cant comment youtube clips.. youtube comments you

  • the answer to how crazy wife makes scrambled eggs

  • EGG-SHOT BIAATCH !

  • he´s dead now! :))

  • My husband, "Honey what are you doing ..?!"

    Wife: Preparing eggs for dinner

    Husband: "And you have to shoot them.?"

    Wife: "You is not going to peel the outdated style!"

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  • Peeling eggs for the Russian style

  • waiter: Sir how would you like your egg? Scrambled, hard boiled, or sunny side up?

    Person : Hard boiled and can get it with extra lead?

  • 25 people own pet chickenss

  • Egg down ppl

  • @0:06 is it just me, or does that look just like a sperm cell?

  • Is the bullet okay?

  • red mist...

  • See how the egg seems unfazed by the shot and even repairs itself slightly! We could use this technology in our tanks!!!!!

  • EGG SHOT, BITCH! YOU JUST GOT OWNED!

  • humpty dumpty was a CIA spy.

  • bb gun fun

  • what a waste of an egg

  • that's why humpty dumpty had a great fall