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  • @fadalisdestroyer666 Should've had a Mentos.

  • Oh man Im doing it again.... watching spider videos when I f***ing hate them! why???

  • what a beast.

  • Call the authorities what authorities the spider police

  • I live in Scotland, and I am sitting with my feet up, and looking around my room as I am convinced a spider is gonna jump out at me or run across my feet. 

  • I've lived in Sydney my whole life and I always get creeped out and continuously scan my house from these Spiders...................

  • no its cool i didnt plan on sleeping anyway...

  • I love all your video tags. Seriously I love it =P

  • Gotta love cold weather :x

  • HOLY CRAP!! watchin my back every 5 secs because i live in SYDNEY!!! sad :(

  • Cute one <3

  • grew up in Sydney and only ever found a dead one

  • very aggressive. but watching this proves that the brazilian wandering spider is more aggressive...they never ever would handle a wandering spider as casually as this funnel web without getting nailed...

  • this guys voice is fuckin annoying!

  • spider

  • somebody make a video of a honey badger vrs. this!

    

  • It is chuck norris stuffed inside of a spiders body and makes awesome

  • my puls is high, im fucking creaped out watching this, and im looking around in my room for one every 10sec, and I live in freakin norway!!

  • @llabtoof91 Relax, you have nothing to fear from the Sydney Funnel Web Spider....

    -But have you heard about the Oslo Funnel Web Toe-stabbing Spider?

    It's a little bigger, capable of jumping, and hunts inside the houses during cold weather...

  • @llabtoof91 ...just messin' with ya...

    I absolutely HATE spiders. I love sharks. They stay right there in the ocean, so I know exactly where the fuck they are. At 1:56, he screams nowhere NEAR as loud as I would if I was the one finding it in my kids blanket...

  • @llabtoof91 Heia norge xD

  • @llabtoof91 jaja

    

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  • pass the shotgun

  • Wow brilliant I'm Aussie I live in Melbourne though

  • i swear that dude shat his pants

  • I don't think a can of charlotte's dead is gonna cut it with this spider turn that spray into a poison flame thrower and now we're talking

  • So, if I ever catch one of these, I'll keep it as a pet and name it "Cuddles".

  • This is why i'd rather be a robot.

    No death for me :')

  • I hate spiders more thananything in the world. They freak me the hell out and make me scream like a girl! But is it weird that I thought it was kinda cute at 4:41 when the thing attacked the tank it was in? lol

  • damnit this isnt the worlds deadlist the brazilian wnadering spider is the worlds deadlist this is a close second or 3rd

  • nice socks dillhole

    

  • this isnt the most deadliest spider the most deadly spider is brazilian wandering spider a.k.a banana spider

  • @Katadi891 it may be based on the fact you are more likely to get bitten by one of these. I could be wrong.

  • @Katadi891 dought that.

  • @Katadi891 Nobody said it was deadliest. Worlds most dangerous? yeah, it is.

  • @Katadi891 Why is the brazilian wandering spider more deadly?

  • 3:06 you got a spider you know who to call...SPIDER BUSTERS!

  • If I cross its path I'm spose to call the police? What if it doesn't bite me? I just call and be like "OMG THERE'S A FUNNEL WEB IN HERE!" "Yah..did you get bitten?" "NO BUT ITS SCARY!" "...."

  • Whoa... like... totally, dude.

  • i just wish that american would have shut up... damn he was annoying.

  • Thats what billy the exterminator should do

  • *screams OH i dont like that * ..( fucking idiot, whyed u gotta piss'em off with u dumb hat?idiot..-.-)

  • I'm sitting at my desk now, he said he'd rather have a snake in the area than this.

    That's bullshit I'd rather have this fucker on the floor than a pissed cobra on my floor next to me.

  • @PRAET0R1ANN This can kill you in 15 minutes...

  • @iceagescrat1

    I am an experienced tarantula keeper and have WAY more aggressive spiders than the Funnel web.. I'm not stupid around them but a Cobra could pounce at you, the spider would rather run away.

  • @PRAET0R1ANN, I understand what you're saying

    But a spider can wait in your SHOE.

    And they can fit under the edge of the washing machine or dryer - a cobra is too big for that. Spiders can fit inside the handle of a shovel handle, right where you would grab it. I fucking HATE that!

    You can conceivably grab a cobra by the neck. How the hell do you grab a spider - with knives for fangs, when you are jerking reflexively in blind panic?

    You can't, without being bit AGAIN. AAAAGGGHHH !!

  • @bigbadassjohnson

    Hmm, well I live in the UK so I wouldn't know what it was like having as funnle web in your house, all we get is a house spider, any way I see your point.

  • I love this spider! But i tried to hit one with a sledgehammer but it grabbed it and hit me back.

  • *australian accent* I HAZ AN FUNNEL WEBZZZZ

  • @taigokai We dont sound like that you fucken retard. Hop off that cock your sittin on.

  • @UltimateFighting666 Dude im australian

  • @UltimateFighting666 and it was a joke

  • @taigokai Sorry mate i thought you were one of those ignorant yanks who think we all sound like speds and ride to school on kangaroos.

  • i live in canberra

  • soupy guts :D

  • see spider. stompp on the fucker. done.

  • haha my moms brother moved to australia from canada and she said were planning a trip there in 2013 but im like fuck that, haha

  • This isn't the worlds deadliest spider, it's the most venomous. The worlds deadliest spider is the Brazilian Wandering Spider.

  • @chrisboi08

    whats the difference? not trolling just dont quite understand what u mean?

  • @3fairrw The funnel web contains the most venom than any other spider where as the brazillian wandering has the most fatal bite/fatal venom. Hope this makes it clearer :)

  • @chrisboi08 well you are correct to some degree..but there is a spider that is even more potent than the brazillian.(sicarius hahni}or the six eyed crab spider.found in south africa., this spider posseses hemolytic/necrotoxic....it remains off of the radar because of its shy nature.

  • @JayBennett1973 Oh rite, didn't know that :)

    Thanks

  • @chrisboi08 no problem..

  • @chrisboi08 yeah the six eyed crab spider isnt really talked about to much.because it rarely ever bites anyone.its extremely shy .so it doesnt make for a very dangerous spider.but if you do happen to get bit .you are in really bad shape.because there is no known antivemon for its bite.

  • @JayBennett1973 Fair enough

  • @chrisboi08 Completely and totally wrong on the brazillian wandering spider. Funnel Webs venom is far more potent on humans then wandering spiders. It is a common misconception that the wandering spider is more venomous because they tend to teest venom on mice and the funnel web is truly toxic to primates and insects.

    The northern tree dwelling funnel web spider can kill a human faster then any other spider on the planet.

  • Look at that thingie...she was mad! look at that

  • @DerGremlin woooohoo Germany! Your country helped our country going indipendant...if it wasnt for Germany and others we would probably had more deaths from incursing YU army in our green country ;) many Germans come here for a vacation

  • greatfully i live in germany ^^

  • The brazillian wandering spider is more dangerous. People did'nt died anymore from this one since the antivenom was devolpved for this spider, but for the wandering spider there is a antivenom too. But that one has to be adminisered almost immedeatly, or you'll die. But both spiders are very dangerous and could kill you.

  • this reason alone is why i would never live in sydney.

  • Makes me proud to live in this country!

  • are these in america?

  • @TheMarine120 No.

  • Just so all of you know, this is NOT how most Americans sound. Im american, and this guy is annoying as FUCK.

  • What a dumb arse wanker yank.. call the authorities, that's so effin funny..... g'day Police.. come quick there's danger in my house.. a FW Spider........ the cops would come alright & shoot us on the spot for being so effin stupid & wasting their time..... lmfao..

  • @AussieSBTFloyd How's it going mate? I presume you're an Aussie that right? Just wondered, do these kind of video's exaggerate how often they're seen in Aus? I know the thick yank is talking shit about 'calling the authorities' haha, but is the video realistic? Have you seen a fair few in your life or is it rare? Sprry for all the questions !!

  • @10stokesy..... Yes i'm an Aussie.. a proud born & bred one at that. FW are only found along the east coast of OZ..They are definitely exaggerated for the cameras lol.... Yes the video is realistic... I see FW every day in my swimming pool in warm weather, we just scoop them out & place back into garden... We Aussies are just used to them, leave them alone & they leave you alone type thing. But i will say that the FW is a very aggressive defensive spider if provoked...

  • @10stokesy haha im an aus aswell :) but seriously i havnt been bitten by one of them but bein bitten by a white tail hurts like a fu*kin bitch. i cant imagine what this would feel like. but if you dont provoke or go near one they cant get too you. Where you from?

  • @TheFootyBeast Nice one dude appreciate the info! I'm from Enlgland...lucky me :-/ Yeh those white tails sound savage aswell. I really wanna go to Aus and I;m hoping to next year with the missus, but watched too many tv documentaries on spiders and blue ringed octopuses etc haha! Oh well, it wouldn't stop me going, it looks amazing there.

  • @10stokesy haha i hav always wanted to go to England. sounds awesome. but if you come over there is acrually a very slim chance of you seeing these spiders. the hotels/motels would not allow it to happen. But yea you should come over. Its pretty awesome.

  • @TheFootyBeast Ah that's good news. Don't want to be seeing one of those things, I'd literally shit my pants. Into your footy then mate? Who you support? I'm a Wolves fan so we had the pleasure/misfortune of Kevin Muscat for 3/4 years haha!

  • @10stokesy im a rugby union fan ;) quite a difference from nrl football in Aus is classified as rugby leauge not soccer just thought id say ;) and yea what sport do the 'wolves" play?

  • woahhhh There is he is !! :)

  • *looks in the car for the spider..* "WHERE THE FUCK DID THE SPIDER GO?"

  • theres nothin wrong with Aussies! they got a cool as hell accent lol. im american and do i got a problem lol

  • oh thats right, poke it when its already pissed!

  • gawd. just saw this show on tv. my gfriend is absolutely scared of spiders. if i saw this thing i'd throw my girlfriend at it and run for the friggin hills.

  • if they could jump they owuld be deadly

  • @GermanB0Y

    I think you mean deadlier.

  • call the authorities?? just fucking step on the bastard!

  • 1:56 Calm down seppo!

  • i heard they like kids rooms

  • "Nuh-uh, bitches. This is MY pretty pink bean bag now."

  • I'm glad i dont live in america

  • @Flextaa do you mean Australia?

  • @prindles1 that too

  • If I saw this spider I would fuck it up... Haha ye right I would turn into a automatic pussy and call my mummy.

  • *grabs a slipper*

    See's what spider it is.

    'Fuck that.'

    * GRABS A TV*

    'DIE 'YA BASTARD'

  • man if i saw that in my house id pump lead in the mother fucker. fuck getting the sprays, it probably will have no effect.

  • I would get my double barrel and tear the shit out of it!

  • i'll fuking kill that bastard

  • oh and remind me never ever EVER to go to australia , i heard from my mom it had a bug problem , BUT THIS IS INSANE TT-TT

  • im scared ._. ....i just looked to the side cuz the close up on the spider was scary , i saw a vid called toilet spider i dont think i'll be going to the bathroom for a while Q~Q

  • I don't understand those american docs about animals. The'yre just going aorund poking animals and say how dangerous they are. DUUUH! Anyone poked gets angry...

  • @ArikChadashot its not yanks its ausies

    

  • webme adim

  • i had one of these in my house yesterday... not as big as that but still... its called a shoe people...

  • Was anyone else hoping that annoying American got bitten?

  • @babyduck1 Americans are too intelligent to get bitten. I mean, who the fuck dies to a fucking stupid sting ray? Only a faggot Aussie.

  • @kiljaedyn Lol. Because us Aussie's are all like Steve Irwin. Now excuse me, I better go ride my Kangaroo down to the general store.

  • @babyduck1 LOL, I am American and I can't stand that guy.

  • @babyduck1 I was.

  • @babyduck1 he's british dumbass

  • @JustBetter10 Can you tell the difference between American and British accents? Clearly not.

  • so glad this isnt a troll video were spider fucking attackes camera

  • Why not just call him an annoying guy lol

  • @babyduck1 Americans May be annoying but at least we know how to control our black people.... kinda

  • @Zares28 wtf has that got to do with spiders ??

  • @babyduck1 LoL I'm american and that fucker WAS ANNOYING AS ALL HELL like really just stfu, and I swear a couple time he almost shit himself.

  • @babyduck1

    I was wishing it upon him

  • @babyduck1 I like the simpsons

  • That's why I'm staying in cozy Virginia where all we have to deal with are copperheads, wolf spiders and grizzlies

  • oh my days.

  • DISGUSTED FAT MAMMALS NEEDS TO DIE ESP THAT TUBBY PIECE OF BITCHMEAT !!

  • Why did they hire this guy to do this docco?

    He must be getting death pay or some shit, cause with that kind of screaming, he's gonna end up in cardiac arrest sooner or later.

  • Brazilian Wandering Spider is even worse than the Funnel Web Spider. Both are in the same level of agressiveness and both are wander into homes but the Brazilian Wandering has a venom that is even worse than the Funnel Web

  • @XxXLordPainXxX666

    They both have different toxins that trigger different effects, both fatal in different ways.

  • @XxXLordPainXxX666 That is simply not true. Brazilian wandering spider is rated highest in the record book based on the LD50 test (how the venom affects mice). Funnel web venom only affects primates so this was a pretty stupid way to compare the two. On top of that both the northern and southern tree dwelling funnel webs have a significantly more potent venom and higher venom yield then the Sydney funnel web. I couldn't say with absolute certainly but an EDUCATED guess is Northern Tree Funnelweb

  • this video made me look around my room :(

  • Look, the spider is fucking horrifying enough without that stupid American guy's idiotic over emphasis of every other word.

  • I've seen them, they freak me out they're so big.

  • how is vemon potency measured? like an acid?

  • how is vemon toxicity measured?

  • this is not true,one bite and you are high,hippies at australia used this spiders to get high

  • @UltrakupraRebirth are u stupid???

  • I want to see the spider bite that dumbass, who act's like a phony, pansy ass herpetologist in this vid.

  • funny cuz i live in sydney and ive never seen one b4 but ive seen red belly black snakes all the time.

  • its obviously a remote control spider i saw some wheels on the bottom of it and theres a ariel at the back look closely

  • They usually make a home of cicada burrows... Each year when the spring rains trigger cicadas to burrow to the surface... Funnel web spiders wud use their holes as homes... Then humans arrived... With air-con, ceramic tiles... And the chase for cockroaches across the back yard...

  • got bitten by on those, worst experience of my effing life.

  • The worlds gnarliest spider

  • fuck australia, thats too much for me... ill move to canada instead.

  • @Dancrof80s Canada has some nasty ass spiders too. None nearly as bad as these fuckers but still, you're not 100% safe. I found a brown recluse in my house a couple days ago.

  • @CokedUpPuppy wow, i guess nowhere is safe lol

  • @Dancrof80s Yup. No matter where you go, you're fucked.

  • @CokedUpPuppy i would have to disagree with you to the pint about not as nasty. the Brown recluse has a horrible reputation as you know, i live in Ontario,Ottawa, never seen one or experienced one, but they tend to get looked over because of their lack of fericious look. Almost looking like a normal house spider, but its a real wolf in sheeps clothing.

  • @CokedUpPuppy watch out wid dem on patrol

  • wtf i wanted to see it escape..

  • They're so freaking OP!

  • LOL 1:56 

  • he is such a retard

  • Hmm... isn't the Brazilian Wandering Spider the most deadly?

  • Fucking idiot American, he makes everything sound stupid..

  • They went into a home, removed a spider, then milked it. How intelligent does that need to sound, fucking brilliant UK guy..

  • @shomitb Yeah I'm American and I fucking hate this guy to...

  • that thing couldnt live in the usa could it

  • 1:55 was like a scene from a horror movie or something, NOW DAT WAS SCARY

  • This guy is a complete douche

  • I ever see one these thing, I'm letting off shots, a handgun aint enough I'm getting a AK.

  • Well, you don't have to 'call authorities' every time you see one.

    Just if you see too many and you have children and pets because believe it or not, its actually quite a rare thing to see one.

    I live in Sydney, and have for a long time. I have seen them a few times... Just try not to piss it off and you should be fine lol

  • The world's deadliest spider would actually be the Browl Recluse spider. The most venemous would be the Brazillian Wanderer. The Sydney Funnel would probably be somewhere in the middle.

  • che cesso

  • if they dont know where it is at and if they knew it had escaped why are they recording it walking down the road?

  • ...And now i shall not sleep tonight.

  • australian people deserve some respect for living there. 

  • Australian accent is funny hehe

  • I may be afraid of spiders, but there is a reason why I watch these videos. To learn more about them.

  • @scorpianofthesun me too Im fasinated by them in theory but afraid of them in practical

  • @_@ It's so strange as to what our Earth has to offer.

  • This sort of overplayed hysterical bullshit really annoys me. Seriously, if you genuinely act/think like this guy, get a fucking grip. The world isn't as scary and dangerous as Fox News will have you believe.

    It's just like the Swine Flu brouhaha last year: in America, people are stocking up on tinned food, wearing gas masks and rushing to the emergency room everytime they sneeze. You know what people did in Australia? Nothing. You know why? CAUSE IT WAS JUST A FUCKING FLU.

  • omg u gotta be kidding me they ACUALLY have jobs where people go and catch a little spider like that? just freakin crush it with something im mean seriously

  • @SSBBmAster09 No, that would be a stupid and pointless waste of potential life-saving antivenom. I agree that getting hysterical and shrieking over it is very silly, but crushing it doesn't help anyone either.

  • @pigtrotter well they wouldnt need life saving antivenom if they were smart enough to crush it instead of making a huge deal over it and end up getting bit

  • @SSBBmAster09 Right. So that's the comfort you'd offer someone whose 4-year old child died because they were bitten getting into their wading pool?

    'Sucks to be your stupid kid, they should have crushed the spider they didn't see coming with their tiny bare feet.'

  • @pigtrotter well then check the wading pool before u get in it if thats where one of these things might be

  • One of my mates in Sydney had one in his apartment as he was going to put his sockets on it came out lucky he accidentally dropped the sock first.

    He told me that the spider was making every effort to bite him he spayed it with no less than 2 cans of fly spray and still was alive an venom was still dripping from it fags. From then on he sold his apartment because of it.