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  • your orginazation is named after a poltical group that caused a genciode and besides i have been infomred that some of euro decent fund your little play group please stop destroying this country and look beyond your petity diety of progressvism becuse in the end you will be reson everything has gone the way it has your belifs your very idelism will be to blame

  • That'll reinforce the world's preconception that all Americans are fat fucks.

  • @grmpf maybe you should rethink the fact that my post was days ago, and I have yet to post a quote. Maybe then you would not end up not wanting to making this comment anymore, which is a stupid reply to a lighthearted comment.

  • 1:20 - it's the stuck-up bitch on JAWS that wanted to keep the beaches open! XD

  • The only purpose Chris Christie serves in the world is to show how much Wall St. decides what the MSM is gonna report on. That & show what happens when you eat too much.

  • Are her children and grandchildren really DYING BEFORE 2016? LMFAO!

    Better keep Obama in there, honey! They're gonna need some affordable health care to, ya' know..BE..AROUND!

  • @PsychoBurgundy3 It's the heroin. LMFAO!

  • "I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Trenton, NJ. The governor was this guy named Chris Christie. Big, fat guy! I mean, like, ORCA fat! His barber chair was so stressed in the morning..."

  • @danthemanzizzle i mean, HEROIN! lol

  • @danthemanzizzle He and Perry are too close!

    Their Texas powers are feeding off each other!

    ONE'S GOING TO CANCEL THE OTHER OUT! LIKE *SCANNERS!*

    OMG! RON JUST RAN OUT OF WISHFULLY-LEGAL HEROINE! XD

  • @GJNCA59 "I think our true enemy has yet to reveal himself." XD

  • Wall Street wants Christie: In a bad economy, he makes for good eatin'!

  • what a stupid play they perform

  • dessert or state of the union? dessert or ....

  • Desert or the state of the union? desert or ....

  • this dumb bitch is obviously a middle class American (probably even lower middle class) so where in the fuck are her brains that she would want that greedy tub of shit to be her (or our) president, Chris Christie would obliterate the working middle class & the poor

  • @Bellita1 If MessOpotamia didn't keep Bush from getting re-elected, nothing as minor as Solyndra can keep Obama from getting re-elected. I'll put the lives of a few thousand Americans over $1 Billion any day.

  • TYT is right. Christie can't get nominated because of many positions he has taken in the past. You can't praise Obama and get nominated by these people! Obama could save the lives of 200 children in a burning home, each holding a puppy, and Michelle Bachmann or Rick Perry would come up with a way to blame him. "Well if he hadn't gotten us into this economic mess, that fire never would have happened."

  • The smarter Americans say hell no be he is the kind of guy the would f up America even more and he is out for the rich only.

  • @MrBigwong I've got 3 words for you: William Howard Taft

  • @mochalex I hear Bush 1 is getting some of that posterior...posthumously! XD

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  • Americans won't vote for a fat president. Seriously. There's no joke here. It won't happen.

  • @MrBigwong I disagree. Americans are stupid, they will elect anyone. Just take a look at Bush and Obama. Plus, Christie is perfect person to represent Americans to the world: Obese and dumb.

  • @MrBigwong They most certainly will. People absolutely love Chris Christie - 57% approval in NJ, which is liberally-biased. He's done a magnificent job! And we elected Taft

  • Brain dead or bought out; either way she is a typical GOP supporter.

  • I really hope our American friends vote for Chris Christie.  Best wishes from London.

  • Better shit or get off the pot, Guv. You are missing all the state fair campaignin­g opportunit­ies and the deep fried butter and twinkies!

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  • That woman is just so silly

  • Dunkin Donut Shares will rise!

  • @coltor9 I'M IN! With Krispy Kreme and Stuckey's hedges! XD

  • It's hilarious to watch the Republican "sideshow" embracing candidates­" one minute and aborting them the next in their vain attempt to find another Ronald Reagan. The party has drifted so far to the right and embraced such extremists and nutcases that they've lost credibilit­y with independen­ts and moderates. They're afraid of them, and rightfully so. Lets see now, first was Palin. Next was Bachman. Then came Perry. Now Christie LOL

  • I dont think America is ready for a fat president

  • The funny thing about Rick Perry and michele bachmann is that they actually thought and still think they can be president,my advice to them would be raise money off of their Tea Party followers.

  • @Useyno The funny thing about Bachmann is her talking. She makes Palin sound like a goddamn Rhodes Scholar. How can you not know what state the battles of Lexington and Concord were fought in? And then she fucked up Plymouth Rock is the same speech. She's a walking flub machine.

  • I like his pink tie.

  • I don't understand these people, they're broke, no jobs, their houses are foreclosed on, yet they still have money to throw away to these jokers? no wonder they want to squeeze us for every dime.

  • Give me a fucking break. They also begged pery to get in until they find out all his baggage. Fatso already insulted teabaggers for their anti muslim lunacy because he knows he is not gonna run. I can see the anti muslim candidates of theseason, cain and newt, taking him to town over this. But im sure he must enjoy getting his ego stroked like this

  • You can tell that lady was reading a script based on how her hand motions fit in between her sentences. That was also the worst acting I have ever seen.

  • That bitch was ready to suck Christie's small brittle cock.

  • hey christie, what will you do once president?

    Christie: that's nonya business, you don't see me ask you what you'll do do ya?

    Vote for christie the nation's 1st asshole president

  • If he's ever elected he'll be the heaviest feather ever to break a camels back! America is basically China already, don't let him or the Republicans get us there faster!!

  • Cenk, we say that because Bernie Sanders is great!

  • Will someone find this woman to do an interview to see if she's real or do a research on this actress. She's a tool. And don't be fooled by Christie, check his record and see how much a big failure he is.

  • She says she's speaking for her grandchildren? Yeah I'm sure they're really into politics!!

  • I would vote for Chris Christie, he lays down the law people! I like blunt people we don't need our president to sugar coat everything.

  • I know Chris Christie personally. I not only live in NJ but Mendham NJ (his town)and this is an awful man! He scammed wall street out of millions and got away with it,and he cut millions of dollars to schools then wasted that tax money on his own personal helicopter ride to his sons baseball game. He also thinks it is ok to make fun of the mentally ill,I know a relative of his he made fun of because she used to live in a mental home. Oh and he is so sexist he doesnt let his daughters wear pants

  • If Chris Christie is the republican parties only hope, well that's just sad.

  • That woman is such a damn joke.

  • Chris Christie is hardly a leader, he's the epitome of business as usual. Just look at his financial boosters; Charles Schwab, Ken Langone & Charles & Davide Koch (the two sons of bitches).

    Christie is hardly what i would call, a man of the people. He's an arrogant, loud mouth bully with the usual MSM dido-head followers.

  • Christie isn't running for president. He's aiming for vice president.

    In any case, the far right loves him now---but that will fade when they discover he's called them "crazies" for fearing muslims and sharia law and said he supports collective bargaining.

  • Funny thing is. Chris Christie was a lobbyist before he became a politician.

  • Well, that lady must be crazy. Our country doesn't need him.

  • that is sooooo staged.

  • lol reagan library haha, get the irony?

  • "Please sir, please sir..." *PUKE*

  • Oh Ben the Christie product doesn't work either. Just ask anyone from NJ.

  • My god woman what soap opera did you watch that you took that speech from.

  • @Saucypants1000 "My god, woman!

    How can she sleep at nignt, knowing she has to funnel this duffer's hog?"

  • "I implore you"... Damn, look at that white lady getting orgasm over an oversized pig... all because for one split second a moron like Rick Perry decided to speak truth to power... :-\

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  • Menu at State Dinners in the White House under President Chris Christie would include twinkies, nachos, frito-lay high salt/fat/oil chips, moon pies, deep dish pizzas, thick rich chocolate cakes, brownes and chocolate chip cookies...

  • He has a tiny bit of sense and seemingly modern, informed views in contrast to his Dark Age savage militant fellow party members. Which seems to be a rarity in the U.S Republican Party.

  • I demand to see his"GIRTH" cert­ificate.

  • Christie is the Poster Boy, for Sucide by Food.

    Look at the guy. he's not running for anything except maybe a meatball sub.

  • @rocky19421 ROTFL!! "suicide by food"......

  • @rocky19421 So he could receive a Hero's welcome!

  • Oddly enough, a Harry Potter quote comes to mind about those being shoved into a place of responsibility while not wanting to often tend to be better at it then they first imagined. Wish I could find the exact quote...

  • @ROBLOXIANgordonrox24 Maybe you should rethink the fact that you're in the process of digging up a Harry Potter quote in order to apply it to a real-world political issue. You might end up not wanting to do it anymore, at least that's what I hope...

    Anyway, from what you've described, it's probably a Dumbledore quote from book 5 or 6.

  • Not gonna see a fat guy as president. It will not happen, even though many Americans are obese and fat; they do not want a Prez like that.

  • QUOTE FROM A NATO OFFICER ABOUT LIBYA.....SPREAD

    >some of us are encouraging our boys to refuse orders to bomb civilian targets; we have had enough” He continued: “Always the same lies, in WWI they said that the troops will be home by Christmas, and you know what happened”. Some Canadian and French pilots have followed the encouragement and denied to bomb more civilian targets.

    NO MERCY FOR WAR CRIMINALS ! IMPEACH OBAMA ON WAR CRIMES IN LIBYA NOW !!!!

  • That woman had actually 1 thing perfectly right.

    America wants a guy to say the right things, NOT do the right things but say them.

    And that has been the biggest problem in US politics for far too long.

    You need action cause they speak louder then words

  • That woman had actually 1 thing perfectly right.

    America wants a guy to say the right things, NOT do the right things but say them.

    And that has been the biggest problem in US politics for far too long.

    You need action cause they speak louder then words.

  • this guy is doin a great job in NJ

  • If any of these joker Republicans or Tea-baggers win then the country is finished!!!

  • @28stads I'm gonna have to completely disagree with your comment, Yes some T-party members are crazy and some republicans are crazy, but you have to be a fool to not see how badly Obama has screwed up the country, he has one of the lowest approval ratings of any United States president. If Obama is elected again we are screwed.Any single GOP candidate would do a better job than Obama in office.

  • @BlueFluidStudios You think this country is bad now. If one of these Rs get elected, they'll make the Bush (wars, recessions, bailout) Years look like the good old days.

  • @BlueFluidStudios And approval ratings....Congress is at 12%. Everyone (but dumb fucks like you) knows who is to really blame.  The Rs ran on jobs, but all they want is more trickle down economics that have failed for 30 years.

  • @darealdjnutz I'm not stupid I know congress is to blame, Obama is the president so when I blame Obama I'm blaming all of Washington not just the president. President hoover was blamed for the great depression when really It was everybody who was in charge that was causing it, hoover just took the blame for it cause he was president.

  • i live in nj. my mom worked for this jackass when he was us attorney in newark.

    she told me that he was a slimeball. a smart, sly, slimeball. a snake. he slithered around nj and somehow became governor.

  • i live in nj. my mom worked for this jackass when he was us attorney in newark.

    she told me that he was a slimeball. a smart, sly, slimeball. a snake. he slithered around nj and somehow became governor.

  • The economic elite of society wants a dumbass who's easy to influence and who'll do the damage in the right places while not being such a fuck up as to destroy absolutely everything.

    There, the politics of Western Civilization since the beginning of private property in a nutshell.

  • Chris Christie is so fat that when he turns around people throw him a Welcome Back party!

  • Christie will wait until summer of '12 to run, after all the other candidates have finally washed out. Folks, he's fat for a reason. Why run a marathon when he can wait 8-10 months a take the chopper. It will make his corporate sponsors let him do and say what he wants since he doesn't really want the job. In the end they will put up with it because they aren't satisfied with any other candidate and they can't stand Obama. And if he loses, oh well, he didn't want the job in the first place.

  • @cynisturb But also, in the end, he still gets PAID!

  • that bitch isn't from NJ trust me we all fucking hate that guy, if he got elected it would be the end of the middle class and america as a world leader as we know it

  • my god, the games the republicans are playing right now may just get Obama re elected. Eother way, the Dems will tear into the Tea Party caucus in the house and may even take bake the majority.

  • damn lady, that was some hardcore cocksucking right there. She should be a porn actress.

  • damn lady, that was some hardcore cocksucking right there. Should audition for porn.

  • damn lady, that was some hardcore cocksucking right there. Should audition for porn.

  • That lady was a actor and was payed to say that seems so fake.

  • Wall Street doesn't like Ron Paul. Ron Paul is now 2nd in the GOP polls.

  • It's hilarious how people push others into running for office. You think asswipes like Santorum come up with the idea on their own? People get behind them, saying like this lady, "Please, purty please, run," stroking the politicians' egos, building them up to the point that they actually think they have a chance. (My father was in politics & repeatedly had this done to him) It's easy to stroke an already inflated ego, but those same people disappear when the hard work of a campaign comes along.

  • Wall Street doesn't like Ron Paul. Ron Paul is now 2nd in the GOP polls.

  • Wall Street wanting Christie makes A LOT more sense than Teabaggers wanting him.

  • omg.... she's so deluded hahahaha

  • Chris Christie NEEDS to be President!  Of Weight Watchers.........

  • @34601k Yes...after he loses about 50 lbs.

  • lol @that woman xD

  • What a dumbass biach!

  • Chris Christie is a fat pile of pure shit. He is the worst that could happen to the US.

  • I'd like to see Chris Christie run but not for office - I'd just like to see him run.

  • @myha16

    When he says that he's not ready, I think that a part of it could be that he realizes that an overweight guy is probably less likely to become president. I think it was a Diane Sawyer interview I recently saw where they discussed his weight issues.

  • @myha16 Awesome comment! =D

  • @myha16 ROTFL!!!! NICE!!!!

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  • @ButtKnockerable Guten Morgen, möchten Sie die Kuh melken?

  • To save America stop repubican because they are out for the rich and wall street.

  • I don't mean to be mean, but Christie is too fat to be president... You think I am being superficial? Think about this: Since the widespread of visual communications (TV, internet, etc), how many fat presidents have we had?

  • Well if he does become president, he will have one modern luxury that Taft did not have and that is the fat scooter.

    Boy, if any of the current Republican candidates win we are going to be the laughing stock of the world.

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  • "You speak gud please run no matter your political record or platformz"

  • Christie works for the banks. He is imposing austerity on the residents and citizens of New Jersey. He is doing great because he is following the recommendations of the banks. The banks will now try to squeeze more blood from NJ.

  • and the word of the day is "implore"

  • Please Sir, may I have some food? Please Sir, I'm hungry Sir.

  • ..... my grandchildren need you ......

    To what cut their school funding?!?!?!?

  • It's a shame that people think one man can fix everything. Especially one Republican man...

  • @harrysadlermusic Maybe if he kept his Rascal Scooter tuned up! XD

  • he should run... on a fucking treadmill.

  • @shadowninjaboy He has to ween himself off his Rascal Scooter first, tho! 8b

  • I don't think he has the ability to run tho.........

  • search youtube best of fat bastard, it is CC to a T

  • fuck chris christie he's a piece of trash who thinks cutting funding from schools is a good idea

  • "The Rick Perry-product is defective" Great line!

  • Haha, you gotta love the end summary Ben just gave out! That was epic.

    "Rick Perry is defective"

  • Chris Christie WE NEED YOU!..

    to stop eating before you explode..

  • Chris Christie WE NEED YOU!..

    to stop eating before you explode..

  • when she said this isn't funny my smirk turned into a laugh

  • That woman is unbearable.

  • Anyone but Perry or Bachman, please!

    

  • @illuzion30 Or Ron Paul. Like Michael Jackson, our country ALSO can't afford to be managed by greedy, self-serving doctors w/penchants for dangerous drugs!

  • That question was definitely staged. This is a very-well orchastrated publicity stunt, That guy is definitely running for president.

  • @rasnac JoeTheCapitalist'sGrandsonInLa­w/"Plumber" couldn't have done better.

  • Please, run. Your body represents everything the nation stands for:

    You're a big, fat, elephant.

  • public schools waste their funding on superfluous shit

  • I will not vote for a person who use state helicopters to fly over to his son's baseball game.

  • Rick Perry is defective?? That's a shock.

  • @cudaphil Well, then, his prayer breakfasts must be defective, too!

    It can't help when Christie eats all the rolls during the prayer, either! XD

  • Agh, Daily Show just made fun of news networks last night for all saying he's "leaving the door open" and Ben goes and does the same thing. There's no real news anymore, just copy/paste.

  • @boiiinng because hearing one thing said twice means there's no real news anymore...

    i think the problem is that you have no real brain cells anymore, they're just filled with air.

  • @Cuddlebunzzzz Way to miss the point.

  • @boiiinng The Daily Show also shows clips on a near "DAILY" basis, where about *20* or more different conservative media pundits recite the same "copy/paste" garbage-point-of-the-day.

    But I bet you're not sick of seeing "no real news" on Fox, CNN or the Crush Oxycontin Show, are you?

  • @dukenthaylor Did you just assume that I'm right-wing? You're cute.

  • @boiiinng I didn't assume anything. And thanks for the compliment! XD

  • That woman recited that pre-written speech marvelously. Give her a nice paycheck, Christie!

  • thats a plant. so obvious.

  • People like this is why i hate America,their brainwashed like this women.

  • Cristie is to fat to ugly and to mean for most women to vote for.I mean who was the last ugly president?Nixon? and even he was passable compared to Christie.Reagan set the bar for the woman's vote And that's why its between Romney and Perry.....And that's why they are going to lose the presidency again.

  • Christie knows he's too fat and too unhealthy to campaign nationwide.

  • Herman Cain 2012

  • @BorgKing001 Herman Cain just John McCain in blackface

  • @LobsterPotsticker God its gonna be hilarious when a republicans nigger beats a democrat half nigger. Al Sharpton's head is gonna explode. And we will actually get a fair tax code

  • @BorgKing001 shut up

  • @95qazplm make me

  • @BorgKing001 A conservative that likes to use the n word? Of course the tea party isn't racist....lol

  • @dffykvn I'm not a conservative or racist 

  • @dffykvn I'm not a conservative or racist

  • I know why the fuck are they making a big deal whether or not that the NJ Governor runs for President or not? It's like the media giving a shit about Betty White.