It's more like the republicans should be holding the bucket, and have it filled with money. And the other two should be un-employed democrats taking money from the bucket that employed Americans earned.
We have two very serious problems in this country: the Republican party and the Democrat party. Both parties are equally evil and stupid, and they both want to make their psychotic and radical beliefs law. Republicans want to commit wars against random countries, and democrats are all smug and think they are intelligent and want to force political correctness, gun control, and a controlled economy on other people.
yeah the video would be more accurate if the guy took someone elses candy and gave it to those guys, cause if theres one thing that democrats are good at, its giving away other peoples money
so. republicans donate as well. i donate a lot to many foundations, i just dont want the government to TAKE my hard earned money and distribute it to someone who is not making as much. it is not a matter of which party donates because both sides have the people who donate and others who dont
well thats complete bullshit socialism. You can't just pound people because they worked to earn what they have, its not their fault that some people (not all mind you) choose to not try and create the living situations that they have, and not build upon it.
You obviously don't know what socialism is. The normal people who earn under 500,000 dollars a year (like me, and possibly you), are the ones who get tax benifits. Only the abnormally rich get their taxes raised.
All any government has ever done is redistribute wealth. Building roads, bridges, water and sewage systems, police forces, firefighters, and military are all redistributions of wealth. These things are to benefit everyone rich or poor.
How many businesses do you know that could operate with out paved streets? How many businesses could make money without riding the backs of the poor people that laid the pavement? Moving all the wealth in one direction is not sustainable.
HomoCyborgZombie, I'm SERIOUSLY not hoping that you're trying to say the REPUBLICANS have crazy sex scandals. That is completely not credible and ironic since the DEMOCRATS are the ones who seem to keep getting themselves into scandals. Look at Bill Clinton with Monica Lewindowski and Paula Jones! What about Diane Wilkinson and Rod Blagojevich with there bribing deals. The Republicans are 10 times better at staying out of trouble then the dems! Your story is just inaccurate and stupid.
Man at Door: "Oh look how adorable you are! Come into my basement, you'll get the candy there. Let me just put my special rooster flap panda suit on..."
Young Child: "Oh, Crap. A Republican."
Now that would be an accurate video. Silly GOP people and their crazy sex scandals.
god im so sick of you asshole democrats trying to be funny and make fun of republicans, its fucking insulting and if you think ur so much better than republicans why are you making these immature little videos about republicans being stupid or southern. not everyone has accent like that asshole. Go fuck a stuffed animal or something.
So i presume that your argument is that i should not get worked up when someone else says something attacking my beliefs because they are doing so via the internet on youtube as opposed to "real life"? If i am to engage in war, sir, i shall do so upon all fronts.
How can you tell me to chill? If i were to post a video attacking that which you were passionate about, would you so easily "chill"?
When i said "if i am to engage in war, sir, i shall do so upon all fronts" i didn't mean it in terms of a battlefield, but rather that it would be foolish of me to ignore the actions of my "enemy" on the basis of venue.
I disagree. These videos are meant to call anyone who has ever voted republican stupid, racist, and heartless. Even the Actors are used as symbolism. Lets face it, both democrats and republicans suck.
This clearly is supposed to be funny. Just because it picks on your political believes doesn't mean it picks on you. It's picking on the politicians and that's not anything anyone should fully take to heart.
I would agree, except that it doesn't mention specific politicians, it does however ridicule republicans, and while i agree with such sentiments, republicans are associated (wrongly) with conservative philosophy. Look at it this way. If i said "Homosexuality is evil" according to you, gays/lesbians should not be offended because i didn't attack them personally.
You know what? People get upset about stupid things. I'm not calling you stupid for standing up for your believes. I respect that, but I should be able to do the same. Everyone here seems to either be laughing because their on one side, or pissed because their on another. I represent humor and the thought and work that goes into it to try to entertain you for little or no pay as it is here on the internet. It's only entertainment. I mean, What if your best friend was picking on you similarly?
And you are standing up for your beliefs! It seems everyone here is standing up for their beliefs, such is the beauty of the first amendment!!!
I do not fear you, and i do not fear those who disagree with me. I speak my mind, you speak yours, and i speak mine back....
when you said "I'm not calling you stupid for standing up for your believes. I respect that, but I should be able to do the same." did you mean that you should be able to do the same *without being challenged*? I WAS challenged!!!
uhh u liberal fucks...take my money and give it to some fuckn bum ,,,yea thats definitely how it should work...make me work for my money, then give it away to a guy who couldnt give a shit about his life.
I think you missed the point, the video was a joke. Like "haha republicans are greedy", and such. Try to take a step back and laugh at yourself even if it is untrue.
Trust me, I enjoy political satire as much as any other person. However, take a good look at how many videos there are. Every one of them makes fun of republicans. Clearly it isn't your run of the mill satire. Besides, political satire is usually supposed to be true, usually exaggerated but true. This isn't. You have two less attractive individuals in oddly shaped proportions with nerdy glasses being the republicans, one has a redneck accent, and you have the democrat being more good-looking...
The nerdy one I understand the complaint but I think he is supposed to represent the more CEO type a greedy sociopaths bastard, and the southern accent is a common stereotype for republicans. This is obviously bias but what satire isn't. I don't think justin long is an accurate representation of macs, he doesn't seem to have proper small man complexes required to buy something like that(again satire) but as a dem, I will tell you every stereotype represented here is a legitimate stereotype
Alright, let's not get off on a tangent. My original statement "this proves nothing" was true. It really does prove nothing, it's just there for poltical humor, and more overused stereotpes of repbublicans. And none of those stereotypes have been proven. and your statement "haha republicans are greedy" isn't funny at all, even if you were saying democrats are greedy. To sum it up, I really don't think this video is clever or funny whatsoever. I get the point, I'm just not laughing...
So when the lower class are relying on the Dems to hand them everything, because they aren't motivated to go out and work an honest days work by themselves, that's not manhandling the candy in the pot?
it's sad yet funny how you so wanna be republicans are trying to discard the very core values of the party. This part is ruled rightly by us evengelicals and this is a christian party. The media is trying to make us sound extremist but I for once am not gonna be quiet down by you sissy so called republicans or other dumbass independents or liberal democrats. That is why I will vote for the true religious right party and won't be shut down as a hoax. Go McCain! and Go Republicans!
The constitution is secular. At least learn about the way our country was forged. It's ok to be republican but its not ok to let religion rather than simple morality and reason be the criteria that makes you think you are right. Ever heard of jefferson?
Religious Right for John McCain. Screw others, screw non-baptist christians, screw other religions or people who don't follow baptist christian and true american values strictly. Screw minorities, Screw Women. All of you don't deserve to vote for John McCain. Go McCain!!!!
Are you serious or are you just trying to be satirical like Colbert? True American values lie within the constitution. The founding fathers were secular. Religion has no place in politics. All TRUE patriots and champion stalwarts of the Constitution know that.
They were done just before the mid-term elections in 2006. We were a bit more riled up at the time. LOL. The political environment in the US has changed quite a bit since then.
Don't hate on Clinton cause he's a playa! Bush admin. lied about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction fool. Not mention more than half the population thinks we're geting back at them for 911 which was a easy ruse
The confediracy South Carolina - Red Mississippi - Red Florida - Red Alabama - Red Georgia - Red Louisiana - Red Texas - D Virginia - Red Arkansas - Red North Carolina - Red Tennessee - Red Missouri - Red Kentucky - Red
Missouri and Kentucky didn't break from the union. And those states are NOT most of the "red states"- Idaho, Nevada, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Utah, Wyoming, Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, Iowa, Indiana, Ohio, West Virginia, Kentucky, and Alaska.
thats right!lets be kind to those who attack humanity,for its their right!just as they kill babies,but no!not those that have killed,for they are of age and have the right to live!stupid asses ,I mean dems!
Republicans, get a grip on reality; act patriotic and actually research what our government is doing and keep them in check! Do not support radical presidents like Bush; do not support radical parties like the Neo-Cons.
I mean - as an extreme example - if you lived in Germany in the 1930s & 40s would it have been patriotic to support Hitler, and his wars?
Stop blindly following whatever person is in charge, and do some research.
Wow - that was a bunch of intolerant crap you just let out there. We should all stop being republicans? Is that the kind of state you want to live in? A dictatorship?
Accept that others have an opinion, and acknowledge their right to have just that - that is something we should all be able to approve of.
Don't regard anything about the war as being a matter of course.
I dont know how a democrat can talk about radical. Look at the list of Barak's radical friends. If Hitler were around today, he would have already held a fundraiser for Obama. Wait, Acorn has already preregistered Hitler to vote!!
By radical, I'm assuming you're referring to Bill Ayers. The terrorist active when Obama was EIGHT YEARS OLD. But hey, if we're doing guilt by association let's apply some to McCain. He attended an OEC meeting where an activist accused of shooting a doctor who performed legal abortions spoke. He even voted against a 1994 law that made it a federal crime to bomb abortion clinics or to attack abortion doctors. Don't get me started on Palin and her secessionist ties. So much for country first.
Finallyt, fo rany republican who still trys to defend the Iraqi war: GET A GRIP ON REALITY!!!!
Reserach the neocons, bush, Dick Cheney, and the 'project for new American century'. This war was already expected before Bush was in office, and it had NOTHING to do with WMDs and terrorism.
democrats suck. they get all of their beliefs off of the news. for instance, the media makes the war on terror seem terrible so now all liberals hate the war. your a dumbass if you think that we could've not gone to war. they could still be conducting acts of terror on our country
packboy: Uh! maybe you should for a change watch the news!!!! Do you not know that Iraq had NOTIHNG in connection with 9/11? Do you not know that terrorism was NOT a problem in Iraq until we came there creating chaos and disorder? Did you know that Saddam actually opposed the major terrorist groups as a rival to power? Saddam would have been a far better asset in a war on terror then an enemy.
Pack: Of course, Saddam was a terrible guy, but he was not part of the terrorist problem. He was a horrible dictator, not a terrorist supporter! Get your facts right.
Yes, because all Republicans are hillbillies and are the only ones capable of using scare tactics to win votes. Never mind all of the Republicans are evil rhetoric, that's not scaremongering at all. That's honest, intellectual debate.
Reagen wasnt a hillbilly. Hillllbillies are from the south. Tell me, When Democrats lower the Military budget to death and we have no military to defend ourselves with... I wonder why... :O
STATISTICS SHOW DEMOCRATS HAVE MORE CASULTIES IN WAR THEN REPUBLICANS BECAUSE REPUBLICANS KNOW HOW TO FIGHT WAR WHEN THEIR SMART (UNLIKE BUSH)
Just because the current Republican administration (Bush) sucks doesnt mean all republicans suxorz. Reagen, Lincoln... I mean com on!
Yes, because all Republicans are hillbillies and are the only ones capable of using scare tactics to win votes. Never mind all of the Republicans are evil rhetoric, that's not scaremongering at all. That's honest, intellectual debate. END QUOTE
Psss, Maybe you havent noticed but some of us republicans live in the city areas far from the south and or rural areas.
Why cant we be friends? I have my beliefs, the rest of you have yours...Why don't we just do our own thing instead of arguing over who's right and who's wrong? It's majority rule, right? Thus: DEMOCRACY, so let's just go with the flow and stop pointing fingers and criticizing.
at least i don't preach christianity and anit gay but have sex with men in bathrooms.
at least i don't cut taxes and say it's for everyones benefit but really do it so i can keep more money for myself.
at least i don't defend the ammendments yet want to get goverment involved in the choice over a womens body.
really i could go on and on but i think you get how contradictory and shit eating you godless anti women constitution shitting you really are you fucking piece of low life shit.
at least we don't wish to change the constitution OR put the comfort of an immoral woman over the life of an innocent child.
really i could go on and on but i think you get my point without me having to digress into yelling vulgar drivel. Besides, you can't "preach Christianity" (your first complaint) AND be "godless" (part of your last complaint). You atheist nut jobs crack me up.
womens rights? really? how about the unborn child who never had the chance to be adopted? it cost nothing to put a baby up for adoption you kn0w? move to belgium where socialism is alive and well you ignorant, uneducated fool.
Women commit abortions because of financial reasons. If we had universal healthcare, childcare & college education, abortions would drastically decline. I'm a technocrat-libertarian. Technology is the only thing that's made society progress. Remember: Medical Technology has saved more babies than 100,000 years of abortions could go on.
Why dont you rename this Republicans suck cause all you doing is bashing on Republicans which doesnt make Democrats look good either but maybe if it wasnt so onesided ur views wouldnt be so low cause honesly this sucks and only people who r going 2 want to watch this are far left Democrats which their arent many of most people are like me indepents so just a lil advice so u can stop embarrsing ya self see ya
Taxing is not theft, if there were no taxes then the entire infrastructure of your country would collapse. How do you think public schools are paid for?
For anyone who watches Cspan, the Iraq war is actually gradually being paid back by Iraq. They are in the process of setting it all up. So don't cry me a river about that crap. Also..I like how you finger pointed yet totally don't have a chance of denying it that the working class American will be taxed out of house and home in the years to come if Hillary gets into office.
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm sick of paying 25% out of every check I get. You can count on 40% if Clinton or Obama gets into office. God speed the Republican party.
What country are you living in? George W. Bush is probably the most fiscally irresponsible President in modern times. And I'm sure God is just delighted with the war in Iraq.
the funny thing is i would rather have the republican digging through Candey than that democrat digging through my wallet to give my money away to what ever program he wants to so he can go to bed at night and feel like he... maaade a difference.. ahhhhhh
I am always amazed by conservatives who want to decide who you marry, whether or not you have a baby and which creation myth is taught in f*n Science Class call other people "pushy". And f* nice. Conservatives invented rough politics. If you think not voting, instead of picking a third party for example, is some kind of protest you shouldn't vote --you are too stupid to have any say in what goes on; and those who vote will enjoy spending your money and starting wars for your kids to die in.
I hate macs and democrats/liberals too! Oh and I forgot to vote because.. I was in a helicopter flying over a volcano, and King Kong was trying to throw me off, and he ate my homework, so i threw him off the helicopter.. and i wasn't able to vote in time. Otherwise i sould have voted for Bush.
But everyone has the right to vote or not vote so really its just up to the individual. I agree that you shouldn't bitch and moan about who is in office if you didn't vote but there are some of us that don't and just want to get on with our lives. Funny video though. And by the way "J5P7" and hundreds like you, all that chain mail crap is retarded "she'll stare at you till you fall asleep" and learn some grammar ass hole
Our president has done much to earn the hatred of people around the world over the last few years. I don't think anyone disputes the fact that people over in the middle east don't like us. But the scare tactics people are referring to is the republicans message that if you elect dems you are going to die. That premise is absolutely ridiculous but it works at least on some people.
Not voting is lazy and a disgrace to the founders of our country. You can't just avoid voting and then complain about what happens or even if u don't complain it is not completing the idea that George Washington, Tomas Jefferson ect, had when they formed our democracy.
I'm from Tacoma, WA and I love how the Republican says "OOOOOH a BLOW Pop." like a gay guy would actually be a republican. Now that is funny! Only, I wish the democrats were actually that nice to republicans. Gay or straight.
hah that hick republican with the goldwater glasses sounds like james carville!
Willredd94 10 months ago
I find this ironic.
It's more like the republicans should be holding the bucket, and have it filled with money. And the other two should be un-employed democrats taking money from the bucket that employed Americans earned.
CowboysToday 1 year ago 2
@CowboysToday Yes, because republicans never lose their jobs, what about all the "illegals stealing our jobs"?
AmericaDevil 1 year ago
@CowboysToday Except you have to pay into the system in order to collect unemployment. DERRRR
deepfreeze202 10 months ago
this is retarded
toleslie 1 year ago
Ooo! A blowpop!
XD
(In all seriousness, though, these become less and less factual arguments and more and more foundationless bashing as they go on)
strangedayscraze 1 year ago
I don't really see the point of this one
nielso212 1 year ago
@nielso212 Republicans are greedy bastard, maybe.
iUzakiR 1 year ago
these videos fucking suck. Trying to make Republicans all seem like racists, ignorant, fat and hillbillies.
RANGERSRULE13 1 year ago
because Democrats are too stupid to see how wrong they are.
ultimatetalesfan19 1 year ago
Gay people are trying to get married!!!! That shit is gross!!
Ladiestreat 1 year ago
@Ladiestreat Shut homophobic cunt
Jasonthegaiface 1 year ago
@Jasonthegaiface Did you sense the sarcasm in my comment? Because I was laying it on pretty thick.
Ladiestreat 1 year ago
@Ladiestreat Fat people having sex is gross too, let's keep them form getting married.
AmericaDevil 1 year ago
i hate Democrats!
rbd510 1 year ago
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colour749 1 year ago
@colour749 And thats why people like me kick the shit out of people like you.
SatanicDoomElf 1 year ago
@SatanicDoomElf
what a youtube lerking satanic elf
colour749 1 year ago
We have two very serious problems in this country: the Republican party and the Democrat party. Both parties are equally evil and stupid, and they both want to make their psychotic and radical beliefs law. Republicans want to commit wars against random countries, and democrats are all smug and think they are intelligent and want to force political correctness, gun control, and a controlled economy on other people.
Floppers15 1 year ago
Hahaha, republicans eat his candy, like Dems take your money.
VALsacount2 1 year ago
yeah the video would be more accurate if the guy took someone elses candy and gave it to those guys, cause if theres one thing that democrats are good at, its giving away other peoples money
shawnhatesy0u 2 years ago
That's a complete stereotype! What IDIOTS!
tabora587 2 years ago
congratz to the maker of this video, you just made stupid liberals, dumber.
brb941 2 years ago 2
@brb941 Nice comma
AEgamesFtw 1 year ago
Just like the part 3, the video is totally backward.
SENTRY000 2 years ago 3
@SENTRY000 no, the guy in the mask is the republican.
FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 1 year ago
@SENTRY000 no, the morons in masks are republicans
FlyinSpaghettiMnstr7 1 year ago
ps3 is better than xbox 360
totally off subject oh ya!
bouiglob 2 years ago
"You guys are bettter then tricks then I am" So true.
ABCNaccount 2 years ago
Apart from saying that republicans are stupid, I don't see the point in this video. You could replace repupublicans with any group
vandbg 2 years ago
republicans take away money for themselves. while dems like to donate to others
senorcardgage678 2 years ago
i dont think the definition of donate is as such :
take more money from what im earning, pocket some for yourselves, and then give the rest to someone who isnt working or helping this country at all.
youre dumb.
Lutcikaur 2 years ago
wow. really? you're a disgusting and ignorant person.
senorcardgage678 2 years ago
you have it completely opposite there buddy
flapjackmaka 2 years ago
haha not labeling the poor and misfortunate as irresponsible makes me disgusting? OK!
senorcardgage678 2 years ago
I do not understand was that for me or bouiglob?
flapjackmaka 2 years ago
of course you don't
senorcardgage678 2 years ago
im sorry but your comment had nothing to do with mine so dont reply
flapjackmaka 2 years ago
oh yea, i saw your post below. Most democrats are poorer, so they are not going to donate, they will take from the people with more income.
flapjackmaka 2 years ago
so you're using stereotypes eh? well im a dem and i donate and i know dozens of other dems that do so as well
senorcardgage678 2 years ago
so. republicans donate as well. i donate a lot to many foundations, i just dont want the government to TAKE my hard earned money and distribute it to someone who is not making as much. it is not a matter of which party donates because both sides have the people who donate and others who dont
flapjackmaka 2 years ago 3
well if your a normal person that makes under 250,000 you wont have to worry about that, and if you do, it's not gonna hit you very hard.
senorcardgage678 2 years ago
well thats complete bullshit socialism. You can't just pound people because they worked to earn what they have, its not their fault that some people (not all mind you) choose to not try and create the living situations that they have, and not build upon it.
swedishgorilla1 2 years ago
You obviously don't know what socialism is. The normal people who earn under 500,000 dollars a year (like me, and possibly you), are the ones who get tax benifits. Only the abnormally rich get their taxes raised.
senorcardgage678 2 years ago
Then you get laid off to make up for it.
shananagans5 1 year ago
oh nevermind it's 500,000
senorcardgage678 2 years ago
All any government has ever done is redistribute wealth. Building roads, bridges, water and sewage systems, police forces, firefighters, and military are all redistributions of wealth. These things are to benefit everyone rich or poor.
How many businesses do you know that could operate with out paved streets? How many businesses could make money without riding the backs of the poor people that laid the pavement? Moving all the wealth in one direction is not sustainable.
HoleDweller 2 years ago 3
No shit but what obama fucking wants is to distribute wealth into the pockets of the poor making this video totally reversible
flapjackmaka 2 years ago
not anymore.
ultimatetalesfan19 1 year ago
VOTE REPUBLICAN!!!
blllwason22 2 years ago
AMen
ChristainPatriot01 2 years ago
HomoCyborgZombie, I'm SERIOUSLY not hoping that you're trying to say the REPUBLICANS have crazy sex scandals. That is completely not credible and ironic since the DEMOCRATS are the ones who seem to keep getting themselves into scandals. Look at Bill Clinton with Monica Lewindowski and Paula Jones! What about Diane Wilkinson and Rod Blagojevich with there bribing deals. The Republicans are 10 times better at staying out of trouble then the dems! Your story is just inaccurate and stupid.
blllwason22 2 years ago
you see this is why good old GW didn't want political parties...
S3phir0th1776 2 years ago 2
Quit arguing and stand together, for your own sake.
VintageEcho777 2 years ago
Young Child: "Trick or Treat!"
Man at Door: "Look how much candy you have! I'm going to take half and give it to the kids too lazy to go trick or treating for themselves!"
Young Child: "Oh, Crap. A Democrat."
Now that would be a better and more accurate video. Vote GOP!
blllwason22 2 years ago
Hell Yeah.
twotheiternet 2 years ago
Young Child: "Trick or Treat!"
Man at Door: "Oh look how adorable you are! Come into my basement, you'll get the candy there. Let me just put my special rooster flap panda suit on..."
Young Child: "Oh, Crap. A Republican."
Now that would be an accurate video. Silly GOP people and their crazy sex scandals.
HomoCyborgZombie 2 years ago
the roles in this need to be reversed to be accurate...
kobegriffeysanders 2 years ago 2
Stop complainging you republican trolls
hitthedeckstudios 2 years ago
Hmm. I was more impressed by this first three videos.
Leprechaunable 2 years ago 2
Oneword, Acorn, look it up.
CyberAbyss 2 years ago
god im so sick of you asshole democrats trying to be funny and make fun of republicans, its fucking insulting and if you think ur so much better than republicans why are you making these immature little videos about republicans being stupid or southern. not everyone has accent like that asshole. Go fuck a stuffed animal or something.
jbbio103 2 years ago
The republicans had there chance, for 8 years, and they screwed it up... now lets move on shall we?
iEatGloo 2 years ago
"you guys are better at tricks than i am?"
That statement......was so incredibly biased....i can't even fathom a plausible defense for it.
I already said, i hate republicans, but to say that democrats aren't pathological liars and tricksters? Please. That just shows you are one yourself.
Firesky405 2 years ago
chill...it's youtube
Rowanify 2 years ago 3
So i presume that your argument is that i should not get worked up when someone else says something attacking my beliefs because they are doing so via the internet on youtube as opposed to "real life"? If i am to engage in war, sir, i shall do so upon all fronts.
How can you tell me to chill? If i were to post a video attacking that which you were passionate about, would you so easily "chill"?
Firesky405 2 years ago
people only fight on the internet because they know that they will "unharmed" so to speak...I don't know if that's the right word for it.
So, yeah, you shouldn't get all worked up about things on the internet. Do you get that these vids are a joke??
Rowanify 2 years ago 2
If you were to fight a war on all fronts you would be crushed. That is not a good war strategy.
Sivratfosho 2 years ago
lol, okay Sun Tzu. very smart reply, touche.
When i said "if i am to engage in war, sir, i shall do so upon all fronts" i didn't mean it in terms of a battlefield, but rather that it would be foolish of me to ignore the actions of my "enemy" on the basis of venue.
very smart reply though.
Firesky405 2 years ago
I disagree. These videos are meant to call anyone who has ever voted republican stupid, racist, and heartless. Even the Actors are used as symbolism. Lets face it, both democrats and republicans suck.
Democrats just suck a little more.
Firesky405 2 years ago
This clearly is supposed to be funny. Just because it picks on your political believes doesn't mean it picks on you. It's picking on the politicians and that's not anything anyone should fully take to heart.
GermXJunkies 2 years ago 2
I would agree, except that it doesn't mention specific politicians, it does however ridicule republicans, and while i agree with such sentiments, republicans are associated (wrongly) with conservative philosophy. Look at it this way. If i said "Homosexuality is evil" according to you, gays/lesbians should not be offended because i didn't attack them personally.
Firesky405 2 years ago
You know what? People get upset about stupid things. I'm not calling you stupid for standing up for your believes. I respect that, but I should be able to do the same. Everyone here seems to either be laughing because their on one side, or pissed because their on another. I represent humor and the thought and work that goes into it to try to entertain you for little or no pay as it is here on the internet. It's only entertainment. I mean, What if your best friend was picking on you similarly?
GermXJunkies 2 years ago
And you are standing up for your beliefs! It seems everyone here is standing up for their beliefs, such is the beauty of the first amendment!!!
I do not fear you, and i do not fear those who disagree with me. I speak my mind, you speak yours, and i speak mine back....
when you said "I'm not calling you stupid for standing up for your believes. I respect that, but I should be able to do the same." did you mean that you should be able to do the same *without being challenged*? I WAS challenged!!!
Firesky405 2 years ago
uhh u liberal fucks...take my money and give it to some fuckn bum ,,,yea thats definitely how it should work...make me work for my money, then give it away to a guy who couldnt give a shit about his life.
agalloway93 2 years ago 3
Lol. I found this video funny. I love that black/red licorice part.
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Anyways, while it may be a stereotype that Southerners are Republicans, it is a fact that nearly all Southern states vote Republican.
azuresaber 2 years ago
Oo a blow-pop!
aeameae 2 years ago
its stupid they make republicans look stupid in these. when it really is the other way around
rellabma1 3 years ago
this is dumb, democrats are the ones with all the "tricks"!!! thay vote for the war, and then say they didnt!!!
MagicalNinjaSamurai 3 years ago
Not funny
TheSandsOfTime60 3 years ago
This fucking video proves nothing...
chadpron1 3 years ago
I think you missed the point, the video was a joke. Like "haha republicans are greedy", and such. Try to take a step back and laugh at yourself even if it is untrue.
distructica 3 years ago
Trust me, I enjoy political satire as much as any other person. However, take a good look at how many videos there are. Every one of them makes fun of republicans. Clearly it isn't your run of the mill satire. Besides, political satire is usually supposed to be true, usually exaggerated but true. This isn't. You have two less attractive individuals in oddly shaped proportions with nerdy glasses being the republicans, one has a redneck accent, and you have the democrat being more good-looking...
chadpron1 3 years ago
The nerdy one I understand the complaint but I think he is supposed to represent the more CEO type a greedy sociopaths bastard, and the southern accent is a common stereotype for republicans. This is obviously bias but what satire isn't. I don't think justin long is an accurate representation of macs, he doesn't seem to have proper small man complexes required to buy something like that(again satire) but as a dem, I will tell you every stereotype represented here is a legitimate stereotype
distructica 3 years ago
Alright, let's not get off on a tangent. My original statement "this proves nothing" was true. It really does prove nothing, it's just there for poltical humor, and more overused stereotpes of repbublicans. And none of those stereotypes have been proven. and your statement "haha republicans are greedy" isn't funny at all, even if you were saying democrats are greedy. To sum it up, I really don't think this video is clever or funny whatsoever. I get the point, I'm just not laughing...
chadpron1 3 years ago
So when the lower class are relying on the Dems to hand them everything, because they aren't motivated to go out and work an honest days work by themselves, that's not manhandling the candy in the pot?
xandergamble 3 years ago
LOL, this doesnt make any sense. If anything halloween is a democratic holiday. LET GIVE KIDS FREE CANDY FOR NOTHING!
bgutta93 3 years ago
Right, fuck those worthless kids. And lets get rid of Christmas too. Bah hum bug. Are you the grinch?
Obama/Biden 08
hurrikane1nov 3 years ago 3
when obamas fascist government comes and takes your guns, your money, and your freedom and rapes you in the ass well see who your supporting
eghotchkin 3 years ago
You're a douche. It's a wonder you have enough brain power to breath let alone make these remarkable comments on youtube.
hurrikane1nov 3 years ago
would you care to explain your accusations in more detail? because if you support obama then clearly it is you who is not thinking
eghotchkin 3 years ago
Clearly. Idiot.
hurrikane1nov 3 years ago
yeah, i mean kids don't deserve candy. Instead of us giving them candy, they should give us candy! those crazy democrats...
andrewforlife 3 years ago
democrat got taxed
tadeh3 3 years ago
love of candy is a bipartisan issue that americans of all stripes can agree too.
deadheadtim 3 years ago
..don't eat threw the wrapper. lol
badmuffy 3 years ago
Ooooo a blow pop. = )
alisontheturkey 3 years ago 3
Hay christian right, Who would Jesus Bomb?
metsfanal 3 years ago 2
I don't get it, neoconservatives are greedy, but aren't democrats, who tax and create welfare states, also greedy?
enomarekim 3 years ago
a bit slanted, wouldn't you say?
Celaritos 3 years ago
Yup.
britethorn 3 years ago 3
Right4JohnMcCain must be Osama Bin Laden's bedfellow. The U.S. military should go after them, not just Al Qaeda!
speavyajc 3 years ago
Whoops forgot to hit the reply button. Hit the post separate comment button instead. I was replying to RIGHT4JOHNMCCAIN
9Rayvik9 3 years ago
right4johnmccain you are EXACTLY what this country is NOT about wow people are dumb
horkytork178 3 years ago
These vids are wicked lefty, but HILARIOUS none the less. Rockl on, Libatrd!
DudeFromHaverhill 3 years ago
it's sad yet funny how you so wanna be republicans are trying to discard the very core values of the party. This part is ruled rightly by us evengelicals and this is a christian party. The media is trying to make us sound extremist but I for once am not gonna be quiet down by you sissy so called republicans or other dumbass independents or liberal democrats. That is why I will vote for the true religious right party and won't be shut down as a hoax. Go McCain! and Go Republicans!
Right4JohnMcCain 3 years ago
Because George Bush did so well last time...
MrCanadia 3 years ago 4
The constitution is secular. At least learn about the way our country was forged. It's ok to be republican but its not ok to let religion rather than simple morality and reason be the criteria that makes you think you are right. Ever heard of jefferson?
9Rayvik9 3 years ago 3
YES! Because Jesus would rather spend our tax money on wars than on healthcare!
Seriously?
jhompland 3 years ago 17
Hilarious. Great post!
monicaduke 3 years ago 3
@jhompland Because Jesus gives a shit about our tax money at all? He'd have to be real to care.
Hulkklogan 1 year ago
Religious Right for John McCain. Screw others, screw non-baptist christians, screw other religions or people who don't follow baptist christian and true american values strictly. Screw minorities, Screw Women. All of you don't deserve to vote for John McCain. Go McCain!!!!
Right4JohnMcCain 3 years ago
ah stupid lib, stop pretending to be a rebulican, it's not funny but sad, and some other stupid people might think your legit.
zavindur 3 years ago
Nice try Keith Olberman. Don't you have a show to get ready for?
enyahs11 3 years ago
Are you serious or are you just trying to be satirical like Colbert? True American values lie within the constitution. The founding fathers were secular. Religion has no place in politics. All TRUE patriots and champion stalwarts of the Constitution know that.
9Rayvik9 3 years ago 2
all of these videos are extremely liberal bias
aargreendaybillie 3 years ago
They were done just before the mid-term elections in 2006. We were a bit more riled up at the time. LOL. The political environment in the US has changed quite a bit since then.
britethorn 3 years ago
Don't hate on Clinton cause he's a playa! Bush admin. lied about Iraq having weapons of mass destruction fool. Not mention more than half the population thinks we're geting back at them for 911 which was a easy ruse
BrianCamorano 3 years ago
Wait a minute! The dems are the ones who reach into our pockets and hike up taxes all the time...
Trageikeman116 4 years ago
inkus2000 3 years ago
Missouri and Kentucky didn't break from the union. And those states are NOT most of the "red states"- Idaho, Nevada, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Utah, Wyoming, Arizona, Colorado, New Mexico, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Missouri, Iowa, Indiana, Ohio, West Virginia, Kentucky, and Alaska.
Trageikeman116 3 years ago
true, And wonder why the economy slows under their terms.
Kyzersawsay 3 years ago
thats right!lets be kind to those who attack humanity,for its their right!just as they kill babies,but no!not those that have killed,for they are of age and have the right to live!stupid asses ,I mean dems!
Ohiowildman 4 years ago
Republicans, get a grip on reality; act patriotic and actually research what our government is doing and keep them in check! Do not support radical presidents like Bush; do not support radical parties like the Neo-Cons.
I mean - as an extreme example - if you lived in Germany in the 1930s & 40s would it have been patriotic to support Hitler, and his wars?
Stop blindly following whatever person is in charge, and do some research.
jlharter 4 years ago
Wow - that was a bunch of intolerant crap you just let out there. We should all stop being republicans? Is that the kind of state you want to live in? A dictatorship?
Accept that others have an opinion, and acknowledge their right to have just that - that is something we should all be able to approve of.
Don't regard anything about the war as being a matter of course.
ChallengeDK 4 years ago
I dont know how a democrat can talk about radical. Look at the list of Barak's radical friends. If Hitler were around today, he would have already held a fundraiser for Obama. Wait, Acorn has already preregistered Hitler to vote!!
jrichard5341 3 years ago
By radical, I'm assuming you're referring to Bill Ayers. The terrorist active when Obama was EIGHT YEARS OLD. But hey, if we're doing guilt by association let's apply some to McCain. He attended an OEC meeting where an activist accused of shooting a doctor who performed legal abortions spoke. He even voted against a 1994 law that made it a federal crime to bomb abortion clinics or to attack abortion doctors. Don't get me started on Palin and her secessionist ties. So much for country first.
Sana45 3 years ago 2
by bad, OCA. the acronyms can get confusing.
Sana45 3 years ago
Finallyt, fo rany republican who still trys to defend the Iraqi war: GET A GRIP ON REALITY!!!!
Reserach the neocons, bush, Dick Cheney, and the 'project for new American century'. This war was already expected before Bush was in office, and it had NOTHING to do with WMDs and terrorism.
jlharter 4 years ago
democrats suck. they get all of their beliefs off of the news. for instance, the media makes the war on terror seem terrible so now all liberals hate the war. your a dumbass if you think that we could've not gone to war. they could still be conducting acts of terror on our country
packboy0810 4 years ago
packboy: Uh! maybe you should for a change watch the news!!!! Do you not know that Iraq had NOTIHNG in connection with 9/11? Do you not know that terrorism was NOT a problem in Iraq until we came there creating chaos and disorder? Did you know that Saddam actually opposed the major terrorist groups as a rival to power? Saddam would have been a far better asset in a war on terror then an enemy.
jlharter 4 years ago
Pack: Of course, Saddam was a terrible guy, but he was not part of the terrorist problem. He was a horrible dictator, not a terrorist supporter! Get your facts right.
jlharter 4 years ago
Oh, so the genocide he committed against his people was nothing? An act of reason?
ChallengeDK 4 years ago
Yes, because all Republicans are hillbillies and are the only ones capable of using scare tactics to win votes. Never mind all of the Republicans are evil rhetoric, that's not scaremongering at all. That's honest, intellectual debate.
ultimolugar 4 years ago 2
Reagen wasnt a hillbilly. Hillllbillies are from the south. Tell me, When Democrats lower the Military budget to death and we have no military to defend ourselves with... I wonder why... :O
STATISTICS SHOW DEMOCRATS HAVE MORE CASULTIES IN WAR THEN REPUBLICANS BECAUSE REPUBLICANS KNOW HOW TO FIGHT WAR WHEN THEIR SMART (UNLIKE BUSH)
Just because the current Republican administration (Bush) sucks doesnt mean all republicans suxorz. Reagen, Lincoln... I mean com on!
Kyzersawsay 4 years ago
QUOTE:
ultimolugar (3 months ago)
Yes, because all Republicans are hillbillies and are the only ones capable of using scare tactics to win votes. Never mind all of the Republicans are evil rhetoric, that's not scaremongering at all. That's honest, intellectual debate. END QUOTE
Psss, Maybe you havent noticed but some of us republicans live in the city areas far from the south and or rural areas.
Kyzersawsay 3 years ago
I know, it was sarcasm.
ultimolugar 3 years ago
ya, but you're still all retards who want the world to hate us
maclover348 3 years ago
Why cant we be friends? I have my beliefs, the rest of you have yours...Why don't we just do our own thing instead of arguing over who's right and who's wrong? It's majority rule, right? Thus: DEMOCRACY, so let's just go with the flow and stop pointing fingers and criticizing.
MusicFan1000 4 years ago
Hey, the Democrat gave the Republicans candy! What more do you want?
britethorn 4 years ago
stupid democrats ruining america........
SweetEscape91494 4 years ago
fucking republicans raping this country with their greed.
heeey06 4 years ago 2
at least we dont kill babies but like cry over killing trees......
SweetEscape91494 4 years ago
at least i don't preach christianity and anit gay but have sex with men in bathrooms.
at least i don't cut taxes and say it's for everyones benefit but really do it so i can keep more money for myself.
at least i don't defend the ammendments yet want to get goverment involved in the choice over a womens body.
really i could go on and on but i think you get how contradictory and shit eating you godless anti women constitution shitting you really are you fucking piece of low life shit.
heeey06 4 years ago 2
at least we don't reject any form of morality.
at least we don't tax people for no reason.
at least we don't wish to change the constitution OR put the comfort of an immoral woman over the life of an innocent child.
really i could go on and on but i think you get my point without me having to digress into yelling vulgar drivel. Besides, you can't "preach Christianity" (your first complaint) AND be "godless" (part of your last complaint). You atheist nut jobs crack me up.
SweetEscape91494 4 years ago
womens rights? really? how about the unborn child who never had the chance to be adopted? it cost nothing to put a baby up for adoption you kn0w? move to belgium where socialism is alive and well you ignorant, uneducated fool.
lkout71 4 years ago
Women commit abortions because of financial reasons. If we had universal healthcare, childcare & college education, abortions would drastically decline. I'm a technocrat-libertarian. Technology is the only thing that's made society progress. Remember: Medical Technology has saved more babies than 100,000 years of abortions could go on.
webesop 3 years ago 4
Shout the hell up man and go read the bible, look up the verse where God says
"Vote progressive or I'll smite you."
Obeyprogress 4 years ago
wow ur really blasphemous. i hope you get saved some day.
SweetEscape91494 4 years ago
What's scary is who is currently running for President for her third term
anwealde 4 years ago
Why dont you rename this Republicans suck cause all you doing is bashing on Republicans which doesnt make Democrats look good either but maybe if it wasnt so onesided ur views wouldnt be so low cause honesly this sucks and only people who r going 2 want to watch this are far left Democrats which their arent many of most people are like me indepents so just a lil advice so u can stop embarrsing ya self see ya
ToiBoi8 4 years ago
Lol. "Scareing (sp?) up those votes for election day. Nice. Very very true of the Republican party.
tman418 4 years ago
Another transparent hit piece. Nice dumb hillbilly accent too. Good one guys.
elagc 4 years ago
The actor is from Tennessee.
britethorn 4 years ago
Taxing is theft. Ending entitlements is not theft. Those guys were only taking the candy back that they had earned and the democrat took. LAWL
JCJ77 4 years ago
Taxing is not theft, if there were no taxes then the entire infrastructure of your country would collapse. How do you think public schools are paid for?
xpo50 3 years ago 3
i believe that this redneck is more capable of understanding the issues than the people targeted in mtv's get out the vote campaign
7mattduser 4 years ago
For anyone who watches Cspan, the Iraq war is actually gradually being paid back by Iraq. They are in the process of setting it all up. So don't cry me a river about that crap. Also..I like how you finger pointed yet totally don't have a chance of denying it that the working class American will be taxed out of house and home in the years to come if Hillary gets into office.
icewhite11 4 years ago
I don't know about anyone else, but I'm sick of paying 25% out of every check I get. You can count on 40% if Clinton or Obama gets into office. God speed the Republican party.
icewhite11 4 years ago
What country are you living in? George W. Bush is probably the most fiscally irresponsible President in modern times. And I'm sure God is just delighted with the war in Iraq.
britethorn 4 years ago
ever herd of clinton! duh
SkyRiderXXV 4 years ago
the funny thing is i would rather have the republican digging through Candey than that democrat digging through my wallet to give my money away to what ever program he wants to so he can go to bed at night and feel like he... maaade a difference.. ahhhhhh
Tophlang 4 years ago
Uh, just listen to Bill Clinton, he'll tell you why change is good.
ManlySlut 4 years ago
I totally agree.
doyler68 4 years ago
I totally agree with Tophlang.
doyler68 4 years ago
I am always amazed by conservatives who want to decide who you marry, whether or not you have a baby and which creation myth is taught in f*n Science Class call other people "pushy". And f* nice. Conservatives invented rough politics. If you think not voting, instead of picking a third party for example, is some kind of protest you shouldn't vote --you are too stupid to have any say in what goes on; and those who vote will enjoy spending your money and starting wars for your kids to die in.
progressiveobserver 4 years ago
I hate macs and democrats/liberals too! Oh and I forgot to vote because.. I was in a helicopter flying over a volcano, and King Kong was trying to throw me off, and he ate my homework, so i threw him off the helicopter.. and i wasn't able to vote in time. Otherwise i sould have voted for Bush.
Googonx 4 years ago
i hate liberals and i hate macs, you just bridged the connection. They're both cheap, easily programmable, and when they get old just throw 'em away
frindlychair 4 years ago
Yawn.
unclesara 5 years ago
But everyone has the right to vote or not vote so really its just up to the individual. I agree that you shouldn't bitch and moan about who is in office if you didn't vote but there are some of us that don't and just want to get on with our lives. Funny video though. And by the way "J5P7" and hundreds like you, all that chain mail crap is retarded "she'll stare at you till you fall asleep" and learn some grammar ass hole
TOBTHEONEANDONLY 5 years ago
Our president has done much to earn the hatred of people around the world over the last few years. I don't think anyone disputes the fact that people over in the middle east don't like us. But the scare tactics people are referring to is the republicans message that if you elect dems you are going to die. That premise is absolutely ridiculous but it works at least on some people.
Leones44 5 years ago
Well...I'm from Lynnwood WA...And I can't stand the Pushy Liberals Or the Stuffy Conservys...
Vote Anarchy...By not voting!:)
Steeler49er 5 years ago
Nice Liberal tactic... and it worked.
bacchus2678 5 years ago
Not voting is lazy and a disgrace to the founders of our country. You can't just avoid voting and then complain about what happens or even if u don't complain it is not completing the idea that George Washington, Tomas Jefferson ect, had when they formed our democracy.
-Republican
supertwilight 5 years ago
I'm from Tacoma, WA and I love how the Republican says "OOOOOH a BLOW Pop." like a gay guy would actually be a republican. Now that is funny! Only, I wish the democrats were actually that nice to republicans. Gay or straight.
alphy79d 5 years ago
and by conservative I mean some of the comments not the video. =)
CJ2112 5 years ago
don't believe this conservative propaganda..
VOTE DEMOCRAT!
CJ2112 5 years ago
I think it's funny that people are so brainwashed about being brainwashed that they think these films are not independent.
skinologist 5 years ago