Real Madrid Football Academy - Salford Branch

[cometHead88]

Is this at Littleton Road playing fields?

[DaveJP1973]

@cometHead88

Not a million miles away, Eccles Rugby Club - in the afternoon, pissed.

[Soccerfern]

First camera ever invented?

[DaveJP1973]

@Soccerfern

Mobile phones weren't too advanced in 2007.

[soccerplayer9876]

i would love to play 4 real sum day

[DaveJP1973]

Me too but I don't think it's going to happen.

[soccerplayer9876]

if its your dream then i would say chase it. but u dont know me so dont tlk period. i live football its all i know watch out Fabian Johnson.

[soccerplayer9876]

Oh u mean its not going to happen 4 you am srry to hear that. Gods with you my friend

[DaveJP1973]

Knees too bad.. Too old too now !

[MarBaway]

DaveJP1973, i said you were great and had great skills and to keep it up ;) meybe next life you might do ten decent juggles, and i still dont friggin understand what was the purpose of this stupid clip?

[DaveJP1973]

Mate, I put it on for the amusement of myself and friends, not anticipating that two years later I would have to justify myself to the national Youtube critic.

If you don't like it can't you go and play with your building blocks instead?

[MarBaway]

ok, i'll have fun with my building blocks and make sure you practis your jugles please.

[MarBaway]

oh ok, then in that case, you are the best there is, and great skills. keep it up, maybe one day you will become something ;)

[MarBaway]

OR atleast go to a football (SOCCER) and not a Rugby ground, fool.

[MarBaway]

you're fuckt, youre nto even a soccer player

[DaveJP1973]

Can I have that in English please?

[MarBaway]

in ENGLISH? ok, youa re shit in what you doing. is that clear enough?

[DaveJP1973]

youa re shit. ok.. Near enough. Do you find it difficult to type when your fingers drag along the ground? Why not stick to what you're good at then - looks like you could be putting your hands to much better use. Then again I imagine you have plenty of time on your hands for that.

[ohnyj]

u useing flat football lol try with a pumped up when and u wont do half plus my m8t can do 1000 with easy i can do over like 400

[DaveJP1973]

I can do plenty as well thanks, flat ball or pumped up ball - When I was doing this I had a bad knee and running with the ball was part of the rehab.. this was just done for a bit of a giggle - I bet you won't be able to do that many when you're as old as me!

[figueiredo]

vai apanhar no ass

[mel79stars]

Well I can't do that, but Andy asks if Tony still pisses on your hands to keep them warm????...fuck knows lol!

[BeitYisrael]

Shove this rubbish, Salford is a rugby league city!

[chrisbduk]

quality mayteeee

[michaelgurray1990]

lol av u retired lol if u have i fink it was a mistake lol ur world class, starting line up at arsenal ;) quality mate lol

[chuby001]

well done

[DaveJP1973]

Not bad for a bloke with a wooden leg.

[DaveJP1973]

Yeah.. but I bet you're not 34 with a bad knee!

[heaneyfreestyle]

haha well done dude :)

when you know your like 3 kicks away from your target you get pressurised and mess up lol

i felt the same the other day, i was going for 300 kick ups and ended up doing 294 lol i was gutted and happy at the same time :)

funny video.