Louis CK "Chewed Up" - Part 1 of 6

[KDH321111111111]

cool comic at derekd2112 too

[qmriis]

uhm, do you have the rights to these videos?

I'm happy that this content is uploaded and available here, however I see that it has ads on it. if anyone is going to make money from it it should only be Louis CK

[ZehEduardo]

@qmriis stop being a faggot.

[qmriis]

@ZehEduardo ... how mature. So you approve of other people making money from Louis CK's work? This isn't the only video upload of his I've seen that's overlaying ads. I'll just report it to youtube and email him I guess.

[ZehEduardo]

@qmriis INTERNET BIATCH, INTEEEEERNEEEEEET

[sexiswaggaable]

@ZehEduardo rightt ?

[Talistot]

Let's make faggot no longer describe a gay person, so that we can use it to insult a dumbass without feeling like a dick

[ohnojoefosho]

i can't believe there are even 36 dislikes for this. or ANY dislikes for anything this man says.

[jakebarnes28]

There are, its been scientifically proven, 36 dick bags on planet Earth.

[ProducShuns]

3:40 errhahaha, you!

[Gav229]

That fucking weird slurp noise at the end of the vid o.O

[j11430]

I don't like the George Carlin comparison. George Carlin did a lot more preaching in his routines and a lot more serious talk about religion and politics. Louis CK is much more easy to relate to because of how honest about his personal life he is and how average he perceives himself to be.

I <3 Louis CK

[ViperRob42]

@j11430 its 100% appropriate in this specific video cuz the whole thing is based and obviously inspired by Carlins linguistics language routine and Louis CK himself gave a brilliant emotional speech at a Carlin memorial thing a while back

[grunntalll]

@ViperRob42 yeah that speech was the best ive ever heard

[dspy2]

At first I thought this was racist but then I realized that it's just white guilt :P And I'm not being a smartass - I just hate the...n-word (sorry to put that in your head but I can't bring myself to even type it - it's just so disrespectful)

[swagzilla3000]

@dspy2 youre a dumbass.

[MrBartoloification]

i'm twelve and what is this

[jazmx]

you're my next George Carlin... God bless you...

[trioxinforlunch]

"well, the butterfly looks good" haha YES

[sooper2dooper3]

He dedicated the show to Carlin according to someone, so it's ok he ripped off his stuff I suppose.

[wockynerd]

He says he would never call a woman a cunt, but he certainly has.

[mgk81]

This is good, but he's ripping off George Carlin's routine on swearwords.

[sooper2dooper3]

@mgk81 yes, i thought so too.

[DecapitatedDoctor]

@mgk81 Well he's dead, so we need someone to carry on the hilarity

[mgk81]

@DecapitatedDoctor Tru dat.

[Jamsessionroom1337]

"Ate too much and masturbated too recently." This man is prophet.

[MrGoodNKinky]

Cunt does if some people at different times.

C ant

U nderstand

N ormal

T hinking

[maajumee]

showed it to my boyfriend. Didn't like it. I think I'm dating wrong man :D

[dontjudgeme041]

@maajumee LOL!!!!!!!!!

[TheRadrussian1]

@maajumee damn. i think you might be.

[maajumee]

@TheRadrussian1 broke up couple days ago. I should see that coming :)))

[TheBlackStar999]

@maajumee I think CK is funny. Let's go out!

[maajumee]

@TheBlackStar999 Let's go.

[DJTripleThreat78]

@maajumee yes you are, your bf is probably a faggot.

[LoVeInADiUniVerSe]

@maajumee probably so... it happens  ; (

[Whatwon1]

@maajumee I think you're dating a Faggot!

[MegaWinnieGirl]

@maajumee Nobody cares

[RamoneHoffman]

@maajumee That nigger failed in making his coffee?

[maajumee]

@RamoneHoffman yeap, I find out that my nigger didn't know how to make coffee :D

[RamoneHoffman]

@maajumee Wellllll, fuck that faggot!

[cesloading]

@maajumee Looking for a woman w/ a sense of Humor.. :D

[maajumee]

@cesloading what u will do if you find?

[cesloading]

@maajumee Depends... Is she into Funny stuff like this? prob Fall in love w her.. Either way.. She should like stuff like this

[WuWednesdays95]

@cesloading she said "boyfriend" bro

[thepolice911copeland]

@cesloading looking for a hitman w/ an empty schedule

[OhPleaseLikeYouCare]

@maajumee he's probably a faggot anyway

[afin85]

@maajumee what a faggot

[helix537]

funniest faggot in the comedy world

[lucariomaster117]

29 people are faggots

[69isaak]

That nigger made the shit out of my coffee!

[kciregrr]

Twenty-nine people are faggots.

[CoreyAlanMullinax]

"SOMEBODY SHOOT THAT CUNT WITH A BAZOOKA"....."IT'S GONNA STEP ON THE CANDY STORE"........ROFL

[94lalinha]

"I don't care...."

[tharidu62]

"Just say nigger, you stupid cunt" - pure gold

[cb7pwn]

him and Chappelle are the 2 best modern comedians

[zerogaara95101]

Hey, somebody shoot that cunt with a bazooka.

[wRecKLeSSu21]

fuck you why do you have to be so funny i wanna go to bed

[IrishRhavin]

@wRecKLeSSu21 Its 2.05am....i'll see the end of this tonight!

[timmytuckin]

i find that quite evencive guess what i can say nigger any time im african american so well i dont relly find that effencive im just a little nigger go louie!!

[thewyj]

06:48 07:00 - beautiful

[HEYLADY1O]

only white guy i know who was able to successfully say nigger so many times haha

[lucifersgarden]

"Somebody shoot that cunt with a bazooka."

Possibly the greatest sentence in the English language.

[q0zi]

720p =/= HD here

[saiyahog840]

I'm black and I completely agree with his stuff about "nigger" lol

[dadiesel44]

that nigger made the shit out of my coffee!

[RpWx413]

his facial expressions after make the entire joke

[Gillz93fyi]

quit being a faggot and suck that dick

[Whatwon1]

@Gillz93fyi hahaha LMAO

[EthanDangerfield249]

@calvinlotz You're welcome :) By any chance was there any sort of wood wind instrument in your head?

[MrBlAqwooD]

03:30 to 03:44 FLOOOOOOOOOOOL

[jtp1389]

Louis CK is funnier than cancer, and cancer is hysterical.

[rosemaryironwood]

@jtp1389 you,sir, have a weird sense of humour.

[xXxDarkFruitxXx]

ahaa he says very succinctly what I've thought for a while, reminds me a bit of George Carlin

[NWAx253]

Da only white guy that can go on national TV and say Nigger that I ain't trippin bout. Good shit my nigga

[bender219]

@NWAx253 shut up you giant cunt

[NWAx253]

@bender219 Na I'm good bitch ass. Dont have anything else to do but start youtube fights faggot. Tryna start shit at 7:00 on a Sunday?? Ahah, Bitch your not worth my time. But cool story bro. You mad bro? Mommy did'nt suck enough dick to get you presents this year? Get real faggot do something with your life bitch. ahah

[jcoffee180]

@NWAx253 Shut up, nigger. xD

[EthanDangerfield249]

Someone should show Louis CK Blue Waffle and see if he still hears a piccolo in his head.

[calvinlotz]

@EthanDangerfield249 I had to go look that up. Thanks so much. lol

[aioria002]

FUCK NIGGERS!!

[pakissstan]

Can anyone tell me what nigger means??? I really don't understand

[calvinlotz]

@pakissstan Comes from "Negro", the term used in the American slavery era.

[pakissstan]

@calvinlotz oh thanks

wait.hahahahahahahahahaaahhhaa­a..thats funny

[calvinlotz]

@pakissstan It is? haha

[pissedoffdude87]

It's fuckin hilarious how Louis always seems to end up talking about "blowing" people

[emk1996]

Damn, that nigger made the shit out of my coffee.

[Zerathul123]

i don't live in america so i don't know lol but how come that black people aren't so offended by the word mother fucker but they flip out on nigger lol ? i mean would you rather someone mock you for the color of your skin or to insinuate that you fucked your mother ? XD

[calvinlotz]

@Zerathul123 Because everyone in America is a motherfucker. Not being snarky - I'm actually quite serious. Plus, do you not know about the slavery history in America? That's the main reason.

[Zerathul123]

@calvinlotz yes i do but i thought that was just like a mocking on their color of skin and demeaning them not calling them a slave .. it would be more effective just saying slave not this ... it's not an issue where i am from lol in my city i saw like 3 black people my whole life... (i saw em elsewhere around the world ) .. never actually met one or befriended never had an oportunity lol .. never understood why someone would be racist it's just ridiculous XD

[calvinlotz]

@Zerathul123 Well, because the slave owners called them niggers (from "negro"). But that's cool. Where are you roughly? :P

[calvinlotz]

@Zerathul123 It's largely a holdover from the slavery era. That shit takes a loooooonnnnng time to work past as a society. But it's happening. But you can still see it creep in here and there. Interesting...

[BonScott21]

Where's the button that lets me hardwire another $5 directly into Louis CK's account?

[icyswordofawesome]

"Say nigger you stupid cunt"

I'd wear that bumper sticker.

[fLcGambit]

George Carlin good but very overrated

[sarzamineiran]

say nigger al lthe time.....not in a racist way ahhaa

[Huckxxx]

He is so right about the 'N word' thing.

[Fyndy]

Louis CK is my favorite comedian, after George Carlin. He's brilliant!

[Mongo17]

Stop being a faggot and suck that dick!

[YourResource2]

LMFAO im gay and i find this funny as SHIT

[furbzy25]

Omg I laughed so hard at this!

[Alphawolfgang]

nigger. faggot. niggerfaggot. ohh waaa.

[AnuxeL]

Heh

Phoenicians

[MrLegoMan88]

it's really true what he says about "the n-word" ;p

[Supmodel78]

@MrLegoMan88 Say nigger, you stupid cunt.

[chelseamuse72]

click clackety click! 

[VLargeAndInChargeV]

20 people are faggots...

[HOLIMOUNT]

@AjattaraQuad get the fuck out of here 

[cheechanchux]

Fauaahhaaahdadadaada : new word for pussy

[cheechanchux]

Mexicans can do stand up take that Carlos Mencia

[AngelExplodingHeart]

this man speaks the truth.

[CalumGilhooly]

It's so true, Americans use the word 'shit' for everything except 'shit' LOL.

[kabela]

FAAAGOOOOOOT!!!!

[notofroto1]

faaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggssssss­ssssss



[NoShameInMyGame17]

alrite faggot how you doing?

[AccaLarentia90]

Vulva, not vagina!

[SiriusFisherman]

'quit being a faggot and suck that dick!'

[zombiezombie1977]

i fucking love this guy...:)

[Buzzsawman]

people fear words...it is as simple as that...whatever happened to "sticks and stones will break my bones but WORDS will never hurt me?" I am a white man and if someone calls me "cracker" it doesn't make me an actual cracker LOL..everyone defines him or herself by his or her own perception. If you percieve yourself to be a human being...then whatever word others choose to describe you doesn't define you. It is a word...get beyond it.

[fiddlestyxify]

19 people ate too much and masturbated too recently

[VancouverRaver]

@fiddlestyxify Shutup faggot

[Marovex93]

Even Ricky Garevias doesn't go where our bald friend has gone before.

[Valerius2316]

okay, i'm a blackk woman, and i love his stand up. I love ALL of his jokes but apparently i need to deal with a few things b/c i feel slight twinges when he says that word. i was brought up to not say that word in leisure or anger...or at all b/c it was a vile word 'nigger' and I really hate the word. Even when my friends say it, I don't like it. It's kind of like that word that you hate the sound of. like moist or mucusy. idk, i just skip the parts when he says it...somehow...

[RazielTheUnborn]

@Valerius2316 I used to hate the word then became callous to it unless used to put me down racially. I just don't care about it anymore, but I see where you're coming from. I was raised the same way, but after a while, it got boring getting annoyed or mad at a person for using that word and having power over me. I like to troll, I rather not be trolled xD

[ThatDudeWithAPc]

@Valerius2316 nigger

[Valerius2316]

@ThatDudeWithAPc Fuck you, cunt

[ovejocke]

I like how the top comments are always someone just reapeating what the guy in the clip said.

[whoisthisghastlyman]

That nigger man the shit out of my coffee

[whoisthisghastlyman]

That nigger man the shit out of out my coffee

[jestman5]

Anyone who cried because he said, faggot or nigger needs to geta life and take a joke. This is comedy not a church.

[autobot69000]

@jestman5 no one's crying you faggot

[jestman5]

@autobot69000 Obviously you are if you commented with a hate remark. yep. I'll send you some tissues.

[mandogoogle]

@jestman5 - basically you are crying because somebody else is crying.

[jestman5]

@mandogoogle Not crying, making a statement, retard, you also need to get a life.

[SCRanting]

@jestman5 this comment was made by a white male

[jestman5]

@SCRanting I agree that, N word and F word are offensive. but when it comes to comedy, All the rules are out the window.

[jjelrod1111]

such a genius 

[zanapal]

best standup comedian today

[pushthetempo2]

@zanapal best american stand up today. Britain has a couple better comedians IMO

[mustbeburtreynolds]

@zanapal YES.

[theimportantperson]

thank god he doesn't that much of a Boston accent

[blacksrbad]

I hate Niggers!!!

[Winter19]

no no Louis CK, sucking dick is AWESOME!

[TheTwistedDiamond]

He makes the most awkward moments...

[DarronTheDamaga]

Im black and i like his stand up so much im go rape me a white woman

[4eRIc44]

@DarronTheDamaga Can i help?

[darkwarriorkane]

@DarronTheDamaga at least buy some lube lmfao

[RioEllington]

I should not have chosen to eat oatmeal while watching this. XD

[Sunscab14]

get off my land

[PilotOfTheCaribean]

that "the N word" mad the shit out of my coffee !

[Samara124]

God I love my vagina. :D

[nikoincroatia]

I usually like him, but that first part was pretty offensive.

And if anyone gets all butthurt about me daring to you know, have feelings, I'm not saying I want him arrested or anything. First amendment and all that, and that's great. But you know, words mean what they mean and you are judged by stuff you say. It's not that hard to think of a different way of saying "pretentious asshole" without using a word that makes gay guys wince and remember decades worth of abuse. How dare they be offended

[harteloos]

@nikoincroatia etymology of faggots are pieces of wood for stake burning.

[nikoincroatia]

@harteloos Yes, I know

[Averagegamer100]

@nikoincroatia Shut up fag.

[nikoincroatia]

@Averagegamer100 So if you have no comeback then I guess you're saying I'm right. And since it's not heckling if I'm commenting on youtube, who gives a shit if I say something?

[16strapist]

@nikoincroatia shut up faggot!

[nikoincroatia]

@16strapist Shut up, I'll rape you right up the ass with a dildo

[NightManiacsInc]

@nikoincroatia

"And if anyone gets all butthurt about me daring to you know, have feelings" LOL umm you're the one that sounds all butthurt buddy, & honestly dude quit being a fag ! this dude is a comedian & he is just joking, yea he's said things about gays/blacks/jews ect. but you only care when he says something about gay ppl ? if you laughed at every other joke & were okay with it, dont be mad when he gets to your ppl & makes fun of them too ! btw he's totally cool with gay ppl !

[Cajaquarius]

@nikoincroatia If a word is enough to make you remember decades of abuse, as you say, then it is because you allow it to do that. The brain is an organ and, like any organ, it is under your control, able to adapt and change. In the same way that nobody can make you bend your arm, no one can make you feel a certain way. Sure, someone can tell you to bend your arm and you can comply but it is always your choice. You are in control. If these gay men get offended or feel anything it is their choice.

[Conspiracyknowledge]

this guy has RUINED the word nigger for me. i cant even get offended by it now. FUCK!!!