Mallrats - Stink Palm

[5DollarCarryover]

You cut out the best part, where he is trying to eat the pretzels out of the bag and the idea dawns on him...

[TheWheels777]

Mr. Svenning has come down with a sudden case of diptheria

[stewardo]

"... but I can't express myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand them all"

"asshole"

"DICK!"

[CNSinex]

@tatsujinMasurao

Yet you, yourself, were left with a hand that smelled like shit.

[TyeMan17]

@CNSinex small price to pay

[tatsujinMasurao]

I was in high school when I saw this. I went around stink palming all of the teachers I hated. I was fucking brilliant.

[DiabloMercy]

mr svenning made 6 accounts disliked this

[MrOnepunchmickey69]

"Do you know how long it takes for that smell to come off?"

[illuminatioracle]

Lady Gaga looks like her hands smell like shit

[ShuanyE]

the best sene ever

[25rsboy]

4 people got stinkpalmed

[Brittonsp]

They should get the guy who plays Mr Svenning to play Lex Luthor in the new Superman movie.

[XDraydenReapZX]

@Brittonsp fagg

[Brittonsp]

@XDraydenReapZX Homophobe.

[XDraydenReapZX]

@Brittonsp Pettiphile.

[Brittonsp]

@XDraydenReapZX Shit, if you are going to insult someone, at least spell it right. Paedophile.

[themelanie988]

OMG...disgusting...lol...XD

[TomoeNageX]

I always have to stop at the pretzels.

[imcoolandreallynot]

Say, would you like a chocolate pretzel?

[11Sweeneytodd]

I have to try this

[CooCooCowi]

0:54

rofl @ his eyes

[CooCooCowi]

XD

[KirkMcLoren]

E coli in the upper GI tract can cause illness

kinda serious

[pyrogyra72]

Sadly, because of this movie, I can no longer eat chocolate covered pretzels. Regardless, I love that scene. I mean aren't there people out there you wish you could do that to?

[oldskoolrocker87]

lmao

[foxhole2113]

thats right....lick your fingers,enjoy your stink palm

[marshmallowich]

smegma palm

[MultiLapislazuli]

Sad....no more stink palm... Hello alvin and the chipfucks..... :(

[lie31337]

jajaja...una clasica...jajajaja....Stink Palm!!

[GEORDIELAD20]

this is fukn lethal wen ye high haha

[Fanik8]

I love the High Five!!!

[FullmetalninjaDR]

SAY!? would you like a chocolate covered pretzel???

[TIFFANY41522]

@FullmetalninjaDR hell no

[xXTHEDOUCHEBAGXx]

I'm never shaking hands with anyone again.

[HuckeysWorld]

thumbs up to the people that have done this

[JordanMRos]

So nasty but hilarious at the same time

[sea6789]

3 people got stink palmed one time.

[sea6789]

Can you carry a hand sanitizer for after you stinkpalm someone so you don't walk around with that smell?

[Kalenos]

Bahahaha. God. Pure genius.

I love this movie so much.

[nights1515]

I miss ol' school Jason Lee :D

[realisticHomeboy]

Wrongs aspect ratio!!! Now it's unwatchable since everything it too tall.

You can fix it easily without having to reupload. All you have to do is add the following line to the tags of the video:

yt:stretch=16:9

[BAMBANGexit]

...now...mess with me...call me names...lol

[estlib]

O_O I THINK I JUST FOUND THE ULTIMATE SILENT WEAPON! GO-GO GADGET - STINK PALM!!! xD

[raydonahue1978]

Brodie IS GOD. *Please don't smite me*

[Malebolgito]

the haitian dude did it for gw bush too

[stevesport1]

I also hope to cum loud one day, preferably in a 69 ....LOL

[latiasandlatios4ever]

@stevesport1 yummy,with another guy <3

[Wenindoubtukisscraig]

hahaha, I did this so many times on girls that I hated it.. Except it wasn't with just my ass, also with my ******, their hands smelled stinky and whatnot and they would glare at me and be like "she's like so formal, why does she shake our hands? freaky" lmao!!!

[dieromantic69]

OMG I think I'm in love... xD...

[Wenindoubtukisscraig]

lol they thought the situation was "fishy".

and thanks, I gotta feel loved sometimes ;)

[tyrifflepq]

back alleys--is brilliantly. Play this film free @ MovieWatcher (.) US

[krissssssx69]

yhea its it lee and supple, this is actually lee's first proper film role it came out back in 1995 or so i think!

[CFrostyTheSnowman]

It'll come off thats some bs *inc thumbs down*

[macacampinas]

"iron grip like burt reynolds". in my name is earl a guy says that if Earl isn't related to Burt, he should be because of his nice moustache

[bearcatpride]

"Scrub all you like it'll stick around for at least two days"

[jacobburneson]

i wanna try that with someone

[GeeUP00]

it works 100%

[MJganton]

is that jason lee from my name is earl (earl)

[eedwards74]

Yes

[ridethatlightnin]

and ethan supple is in it too, which is ironic

[piedlourde]

ridethatlightnin: Pray tell, exactly how is that fact ironic?

[SICKJIM]

Yup its him, a couple of years ago, this is old !

[SilentHobo]

Like Burt Reynolds and shit.

[Camron932]

My favorite line...

[Critchy39]

I have tried it before, at a pub i saw this arsehole i once knew and he was drunk. So i tried it on him lol

It was worth a shitty hand to make people think he cant whipe his ass like a normal man.

[FreedomGotAnAK]

Should've tried it with the pretzels involved.

[Critchy39]

Lol i would of done mate but i could not find any

[taurusfroggy]

Brodie's hand had to stink to high heaven LOL

[numberrocker]

lol,when he shook hands with that one dude,i busted out laughin! and when he gave him the pretzel,and he licked his hand after eating it,i just lost control!

[reloadshotagain]

that is fucked up lol

[realfreakaynaughtay]

LMFAO

[zend0]

you need sex biatch

[Snakeguevara]

hahahahahahahahahahahah

[Ethros64]

Brodie's wink at 1:40 always makes me laugh

[wonderwallbabiistar]

brodie makes me laugh, period.

[RabidBeaver73]

This part was so gross but freaking funny.

[P3NIX]

This kind of filth should be banned from youtube.

[travieso419]

Go to your boyscout meeting homo

[Stonegolem42]

Obvious Troll is obvious.

[seanybiker]

Cum palm is also highly acceptable.

[cabooses1fan]

@seanybiker weak joke!!

[jykonrock]

@seanybiker personally, i think those are just as good if not better

[Brittonsp]

@seanybiker Harder to pull off (no pun intended) as cum would be visible on your palm and the mark would see it coming (Again, no pun intended)

[JigSawpopulation]

cum loud in a 69! XD like burt reynolds and shit...lawl...pert

[Cynicasinister23]

im sooo fucking going to use that trick LOL

[Ramonesfan990]

haha ive prob seen this movie 30 or 40 times since I first saw it lol such a classic never gets old

[eulesssucks]

Why buy the cow, when you get the sex for free??

[ManUFan49]

i did this to someone yesterday

[hazahaxa]

disgusting... I love it!

[GeneralHoohah]

*pukes and laughs at the same time*

[LaTeRaLuSeYeS]

haha Brody's smile 1:40-1:41

[coschu12]

hey would you like a chocolate covered pretzel

[Shadyac21]

My friend did that to a guy we both hated. I was laughing and disgusted the whole time he did it to him. Only he did it with gummy worms.

[blitzenius]

chocolate covered pretzel!

[EllaBella3488]

Love it! To funny....Gross but dam funny:)

[dafnala21]

ha ha ha

so grose but oh so funny!

[LauUTube]

gross!

[jasonkend]

the bad thng bout ths is ur hands gna smell like shit fr bout a day

[BigRedorangutan]

god brodie remends me so much of mysekf sometimes

[sickjune]

uahahahahhahahah the whole movie is fuckin awesome!

[BloodSpraya91]

damnit only movie with jay and silent bob i havent seen i fucking love those guys

[KAGOME12349]

LOL XD i'm gonna have to watch this !

[xtremeboost4eva]

I would like to come loud preferbly in the 69 lmfao!!!!!

[bigdoafan]

LMAO!

[beat43les]

LOL

[iouakick]

..feel that iron grip handshake, like burt raynolds n shit...

[witchypoo71]

I love this movie. Brodie freakin' rules.

[fancypants1309]

hahahahahahahahaha gross

[MetalHeadAust]

Ha ha ha. that's what i do to my dad and sister

[junexXxbug]

Ew that is revolting. Don't do that!

[MetalHeadAust]

What its funny and its what they get

[junexXxbug]

It's not funny, it's dangerous. They could get really sick. But I guess you don't care. How lovely.

[MetalHeadAust]

dude i've done it to them hundreds of times and they've only hurled a few times

[junexXxbug]

um...congratulations.

[junexXxbug]

Because you are exposing someone to high levels of bacteria that live in your rectal area. You can't die, but you can certainly get extremely sick.

[Suckfailurebitch]

which is exactly what happens to the guy.

[junexXxbug]

Thanks for pointing that out, Captain Obvious.

lol

[Smokinjoewhite]

junexXxbug While I agree is isn't exactly clean, but you are taking this too seriously, still, if I happened to remember this when I saw people that have fucked me over in the past, I wouldnt feel one bit goulty if they were seriously ill for a week or 2 after I "stinkpalmed" them, also you can die from the bacteria spread from your anus, at least get your facts straight before being so self righteous, again, and again.

[bavaro932]

hahaha im doin this to someone one day.

[fictionalize]

I wonder how many people actually do this in real life.

[ghostbuster56]

Brodie is the best view askew character

[Wickah]

LMAO! I love this movie.

[Sparky261087]

Jason Lee is the man

[richards98]

i stinked palmed my girlfriend without her knowing

[ElReyCangri]

haha I remember this, what a sick modafoka!

[DancingOtaku]

ohhhh! AW COME ON NOW!!!! *throws up*

the classic chocolate covered pretzel joke. nice!

[Djluck756]

when i first saw this in the movie i almost threw up

[Vektruscen]

lollllllllllllll

[MidNiteR32]

I just saw this movie yesterday, lol. The "Chocolate covered pretzel" was also made a reference in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back.

[HBKshowstopper555]

omg thats hilarious

[zufgh]

ah the stink palm

[Bananer95]

chocolate covered pretzel with no stink palm plz :) lol

[RamonesACDCKiss]

This movie rules, Kevin Smith is a genius.

[TheFanOfCrypto138]

Damn right!

[kdoc69]

i luv this fucking movie

[alaab925]

Would U like a CHOCOLATE COVERED Pretzel? =]

[giglobro08]

They're a little melty, but DAMN are they exquisite!

[freetofinn]

oh damn!!!! LOL

[quest8899]

After watching this movie today I never even knew that was Jason Lee from Earl.

[Robc321]

lmao best movie

[masterfryman]

lol.....great scene

[RePete85]

Look, it's not as if Mallrats or any of Smith's movies aren't completely watchable. If they weren't they wouldn't have gathered an audience. I do actually still watch Chasing Amy from time to time. That one's not bad. It's definitely his best attempt at trying to write real life, but it's still not very close. If you want good writing watch any of the Coen Brother's films. Literally any of them. Just pick one.

[Steevun]

Why would you bother clicking on a video that is clearly a Kevin Smith film and commenting negatively? Some would call your intelligence into play. Others would just summerize that you are indeed a poor individual with nothing better to do. I say you're trying to get a reaction. Do yourself a favor and go comment a realistic Coen Brothers film short. You know the intelligent ones like The Big Lebowski, O Brother Where Art Thou, ooh or the shockingly realistic Ladykillers. HA! Dumbass.

[RePete85]

I clicked on this because I was watching a clip from My Name is Earl and it showed up under related videos. I haven't seen this movie since high school and wondered if it was as funny as I thought it was back then. Obviously it isn't. And for the record, Smith hasn't made a single film that can rival any of the Coens. Not one. Not even the lady killers which admittedly isn't very good. Probably their poorest work, but if you say shit about The Big Lebowski, you're the one who's a dumbass.

[RePete85]

And why don't you do YOURSELF a favor and get a sense of taste. If you honestly believe Mallrats or Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is better than Fargo, Raising Arizona, Barton Fink, Miller's Crossing, The Hudsucker Proxy, O Brother Where Art Thou?, The Big Lebowski, The Man Who Wasn't There, or Blood Simple then you are seriously sheltered. Also, O Brother is a surrealist piece, and the Big Lebowski is introduced by the narrator as "stupefying". Nothin wrong with a movie that makes ya think.

[Steevun]

Every movie makes you think. Along with every moment. And at this moment, I think you're just sad. Either you went on wikipedia to look up those movies..cuz god knows I did to make reference to those dumbass films, or you seriously are sad. Movies aren't my life, I have way too much to do than sit around and critique how 'real' a fictional piece of work is. ...which by the way is at the end of almost every film, you r-tard. By the way, you spelled stupifying wrong. Big Leb blew ass chunks.

[Steevun]

OH and I see that you had to post a part two to your response to what I was saying and it took you a whole 13 minutes to make it. You're like a woman who comes back and decides you want to tell someone off a little more. I'd really love to continue this but I prefer witty banter and proper english. Not to mention, you're a puss and I don't understand queef language. Good day to you sir.

[Steevun]

OH and I see that you had to post a part two to your response to what I was saying and it took you a whole 13 minutes to make it.  You're like a woman who comes back and decides you want to tell someone off a little more. I'd really love to continue this but I prefer witty banter and proper english. Not to mention, you're a vag and I don't understand queef language. Good day to you sir.

[RePete85]

Ok, so you had to go on wikipedia to know what movies those were. Interesting. You've never seen them and you label them as being "dumbass". Hmmm. Y'know, I've seen all these films in addition to every piece of shit Kevin Smith made, and as a filmmaker I have a pretty good idea as to which one's are... uh.. "dumbass". You need to see a lot of movies and read a lot of scripts to understand quality cinema. That doesn't come from making judgements on things you've never seen. Open-mindedness Try it

[RePete85]

And just so you know, "stupefying" is spelled with an "E" Get a dictionary. Any book really. Might I suggest "The Great filmmakers Encyclopedia" or "Screenplay" by Syd Field? It never hurts to broaden your horizons a bit. Only trying to help here. Anyone who prefers mallrats to the big lebowski needs it badly. Peace.

[Steevun]

You have girl parts. So from now on, I will refer to you by the names of women. So Olivia, as I stated before..I have a life and it does not revolve around fiction..BUT, I do have a good friend who wants to be a filmaker and has the same stupid taste as you. In fact...are you gay? Because..you two would make the most annoying and stupid couple of all time. Seriously, I think you'd be horrible for other people to be around, if you got together. I have seen the movies I listed and they SUCK!

[RePete85]

You're an anti-semite, and a homophobe. So from now on I'll refer to you as Coach Fuhrer. And way to steer clear of the subject. Good for you.

And no, I'm not gay, but I suppose that doesn't matter does it coach? The fuhrer sees enemies everywhere and there's no point in trying to convince him otherwise. Oh, well. Sad when self-hating homosexuals have to take there insecurities out on others. Maybe you should try listening to your friend. He might help you come to terms with your sexuality.

[crazyinsane500]

believe me i was in a conversation just like this on the megamen goes to willimet video it aint worth it to prove a point. unless some british guy comes in with a mild scarface referance then you could say much like this FUCK YOUR PUNK ASS B4 YOU GO BACK TO YOUR BOYFRIEND CABRONE.and they will get all pissed and trust me youll laugh

[RePete85]

Thanks for the advice. Honestly, I laugh every time this dude responds, cuz it's always something stupid and incoherent. And yeah there probably isn't any point to it, but when someone picks on not only one of my favorite films, but every film the Coen's ever made, then there's a problem. I guess I just find it rather perplexing that someone can't find a single movie of theirs that they like. It just seems impossible. And I suppose I'm attracted to the challenge of educating someone that dumb.

[Steevun]

Lily, I saw burn after reading...that sucked. The coen brothers should be pushed into a fire. But wait, that was completely realistic comedy right? By the way, my friend who is going to college to be a film director and is pretty much praised for his taste in film actually agrees with me. The Coen Brothers ARE NOT realistic en comparison to Kevin Smith comedy. You're an idiot. Point in case. I just got back from tour and saw that you still typed shit. It's sad! I'm done, I got a life.

[RePete85]

By the way, mein fuhrer, filmmaker is spelled with two m's.

[Dumpski9]

The legenedary Stink palm

[NefariousKoel]

RePete went to "film school". Buahhaha.

Perhaps you should ask them what film you should make too? Hell, ask them for a script while you're at it. Automaton. :P

[RePete85]

That's not Brendan Frasier.

[RePete85]

I was into Kevin Smith in high school, but grew out of him soon after graduating. After I attended film school it didn't take long to realize he's not that great. He's obviously a smart guy and to some degree knows his way around a typewriter, but his ideas are pretty stale and somewhat pretentious. Not to mention the gratuitous use of the word "fuck" and the fact that all his characters sound exactly the same.

The guy released two separate "an evening with Kevin Smith" dvds. Classic nerd ego.

[magog1138]

Dude, he already admitted that he's not that great, but you know? He's just being modest. As for his potty humor? If you know anything about his films, you will know that "the real money is in piss and fart jokes." Dumb-ass.

[RePete85]

Oh, that's right. I'M the dumbass. I'm the one kissing Kevin Smith's ass. I'm the one who believes in mediocre scripts and dick and fart jokes just to sell tickets at $8.50 a piece as opposed to doing something original and artistic.

You wanna watch something funny? Rent any of the Marx Brothers movies or Woody Allen or Christopher Guest or Ivan Reitman. Of course if all you want is dicks and farts then by all means, keep giving little Kevin more of your money.

[magog1138]

Yeah, you harbor some crazy jealousy there, RePete85. You don't have to watch them if you don't like them and then go out and make a better movie. Of course I'm going to patronize something I like so there is no regret in forking over $8.50 for his movies. Seriously? If that's all the better logic you can muster to argue with, it's no wonder K. Smith is successful, and you're here bitching to an anonymous avatar on youtube.

[RePete85]

Yeah, that's interesting. I'm harboring crazy jealousy for a hollywood whore. I don't envy people who sell out to the crap factory. At least not people like Kevin Smith. And I'm bitching here to an anonymous avatar on youtube for the same reason you are. The only difference is I'm 23 and still in grad school. What are you doing?

I don't claim to know everything, but Smith's movies don't deserve nearly the amount of praise as they receive. Same as Carrot Top and The Bee Gee's.

[AmazingCharles]

Those movies suck. >.>

Mallrats is a funny movie. :D

[RePete85]

Yeah it is, but here's a short list of better movies: Animal House, Stripes, Play It Again Sam, Waiting for Guffman, Ed Wood, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, Mystery Train, Love and Death, The Life of Brian, KingPin, The Burbs, Armed and Dangerous, A Fish Called Wanda, Tommy Boy, Wayne's World, MST3K: The Movie, Raising Arizona, The Big Lebowski, Clue, Ghostbusters, UHF, Wet Hot American Summer, Manhattan Murder Mystery, This is Spinal Tap, The Jerk, and Top Secret to name only a few.

[DoozyJr]

RePete85 likes dookies in his nose.

[RePete85]

Ha ha ha. How frightfully witty.

[DoozyJr]

Thank you, thank you. And I know you weren't being sarcastic.

[RePete85]

Course not. What's more clever than dookies?

[DoozyJr]

Schnoot sneeky?