Zero Punctuation: Assassin's Creed 2

[vejolta]

yeah he sounds a bit different..

I DONT LIKE CHANGE! *goes back to play MW3*

[twswpl]

Formidable Bristols XD

[DeathnoteBB]

minstrels would be less annoying if they didn't stand RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU and keep you from moving at all. I don't want to get in trouble for punching them and I certainly don't want to give them my money so i just flash a knife or sword at them and they run like hell.

[ReshZek200]

This is why I'm happy that I can make my own, cause I don't complain about every game.

[Silverknight16]

@ReshZek200 I'm sure Yahtzee doesn't give a shit. Luckily, neither do any of us. :)

[babbies321]

Clearly, you've never seen a worm pick it's nose.

[Klippy22]

His voice was different cause he was a bit sick. Same thing happened in Alice: Madness Returns.

[Klippy22]

His voice is different cause he was a bit sick when he recorded this. Same thing happened for Alice: Madness Returns.

[getdeclue]

clever girl.

[JohnnyMarsBar]

ah ezio auditore da........la la la la

[thepup37]

ezio auditore deblahdeblahblahblah...

[LCardoso17]

I liked the AC2... but I prefer the AC2.5 also called Brotherhood

[Ryan66772]

Love how in Ass Creed Revelations they screw the minstrels and even have ezio hate them

[Ygdrasel]

To be fair, the poison is a great distraction when you have multiple targets to get at...And poisoning an armed guard then throwing coins around him while he flails around with an unsheathed blade leads to pure hilarity when the stupid greedy peasants get involved. XD

[GioIbanezGSZ120]

Everything makes perfect sense!!! The minstrels seriously piss me off to the point that now I tackle them and kick them. also I love chasing pickpockets and whatever the hell the other guys who run away are...

[MrTravisTank]

Holy shit, that Jurassic Park reference made me shit bricks, hahahaha

[UnivingIshiro]

Here's what I think about AC II:It's good,but it's true that you have to wait 2 years just waiting for evidence when in AC 1 you collected personally the evidence and clues of the target.However,I liked the monetary system of AC II and being able to upgrade cities and stuff.So what's missing AC 1 it's in AC II but what's missing in AC II it's in AC 1.

[boxingtree]

Not only is this hilarious, you've actually given some very great points and haven't treated ACII like it's perfect. I love it to death, but it's not.

[theinfamouswalnut]

Assassins Creed 2, the only game where you get to beat up the Pope...

[MrsRainhaLilith]

@theinfamouswalnut

Which, I bet, a lot of people have been wanting to do since ancient times.

[234689ify]

im italian but i still fucking love this vid.

[onionknight777]

Y'know, despite getting a gun, everyone uses the crossbow anyway, cause it does the same damage when you're not yet seen and it's QUIET!

(I was clearly disapointed by the gun... :/ )

[7CellarDoors]

Personally I liked Altair a hell of a lot more than that pasta sniffing playboy twat. At least Altair was grounded in who his character was meant to be, original, if a little monotone. But like everything else in Ass Creed 2, Ezio is so blandly over characterized you can almost read the Hollywood motivation cliches dripping from his stupid dopy face. What Altair lacked in perpetually irritating over dramatization, he made up for in being a likable stand alone character. Even trade if you ask me.

[Lla730]

meeeeeeeeeurder

[anonomous1324]

So AC2 is basically a very Stabby Magic Treehouse book.

[Mutilatrix]

1:03 UBOAAAAAAAAAAAA?

[masterkeyify]

It's more fun to watch these videos than it is to actually play the games.

[nperkins5]

at the beginning it says he's European, but in other videos he says he's australian???

[julul]

@nperkins5 he's british but he moved to australia

[BobtheX]

@nperkins5 He was born in Britain, but he was raised in australia.

[nperkins5]

@BobtheX ooohhhh ok, thanks man

[theemporour]

2:17 jurrasic park reference

[ultimatemortal]

@theemporour i was gonna say that :P

loving it xD

[Sabre809]

It was sometimes fun to poison a bloke, and then throw coins at his feet, and watch him fuck all as he wails the crap out of everyone trying to nick some gold.

[super6plx]

this font is strange...

strange, but it looks ... almost normal, but it's not...

[HellsHurricane1]

lol i love the gun some times some guard is dogeing ever attack i use so i run a ways from him swich to the gun and paint the walls of the store with his brains ^^. and with the minsterals i just push them on to their face or if they get to anoying cut their head off and use it as a hat.

[hill506]

Altair is water soluable

[JohnnyMarsBar]

the gun is AWEFUL

[AgnosticCurry]

love the jurassic park reference @2:17 ....epic :D

[hurleydare]

what's the song at the end?

[RedvsBlueSniper]

Isn't Scrooge McDuck Scottish? Which means he's already European. Unless you meant an Italian Scrooge McDuck. Anyways great review Yahtzee!

[AStupidPenguin]

I just threw money around like I was nice and then laughed as I murdered people and no one noticed untill they finished picking up all of my 10$

[CombustibleLemons13]

I read that his microphone had a problem.

[Geranamo11]

@CombustibleLemons13 hehe Combustible Lemons

[99sharare]

@CombustibleLemons13 no he went through puberty

[XemnasNo1]

@CombustibleLemons13 How many people did you have to kill to get that username?

[HitsMan1307]

The ending was amazingly poor :(

[EricHarrison99]

Why's his voice different?

[levlobotomy]

@EricHarrison99

different person obviously

[leozilla1]

@levlobotomy are you serious?!?

[SgtKilowog]

@EricHarrison99 he is talking like he does in his normal life

[arbitterm]

@EricHarrison99 He admitted he was ill when he recorded it.

[MidgetNinja666]

@EricHarrison99 its really not the same is it

[johnson0nline]

@EricHarrison99

Yeah, he sounds like Jemaine Clement from Flight of the Conchords.

[Res0lut1on]

@EricHarrison99 Cold.

[Rimfaxe96]

Epic heaven? xD