Primus-Welcome to this World

[OdiumInfestus]

Am I the only one getting tired of the whole "Primus sucks" thing? We all know the origin of "Primus sucks", so saying it really doesn't make anyone think you;re a hardcore fan..

[Poonard]

@OdiumInfestus i have to agree....I like giving Les a hard time at shows and all, but Primus Sucks has run its course. I just like saying things like "COME ON LES YOU PUSSY! PLAY THAT FUCKIN BASS!" lol, seems to piss him off in the right way more than Primus Sucks or throwing something up on stage.

[roguesasparella]

love this song.

[raysoltzyahoocom]

I would say the opposite

[KaLinasmama]

bet if primus read all ur pointless bs comments they'd tell yall to shut the fuck up and listen, its music.

[1929926]

primus is so unique i neer heard anybody else sound like this

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[somexrandomxdud3]

this reminds me of my 2c-e trip, ridiculousness

[KillTheCrackers90]

@somexrandomxdud3 LOL! DXM for me :) I'd always play Primus when I trip.

[macro953]

this is what everybody should listen when he was born!

[Satur1n]

6 people couldn't fap to this.

[lpcrush]

Guys, I don't think you understand, Les Claypool doesn't want people using the "Primus Sucks" motto any more.

[marcelpascottoable]

try to walk in the street with that on your headphones.... or "Pork Soda" haha!!!

[blewj]

They don't play this live anymore? I love this song!

[purplemoon1987]

@blewj I saw them perform this song in Manchester UK. PHAT!!

[kickyourbooty1]

love this song

[FunkerNiko]

:megusta:

[EastMountain81]

PRIMUS, should market Pork Soda as, well a soda. Interesting i think?

[SpawningMadness]

@EastMountain81 music doesn't need advertisement. In fact, musicians don't need to earn money off music when they can get it in other ways. They are already paid with the glory of making music.

[seandunx]

@EastMountain81 no, as a beer, i.e., pork soda, you twat

[JPsWTFProductions]

@EastMountain81 Id rather drink the amazing wine of claypool cellars

[EastMountain81]

@JPsWTFProductions I do mos def agree.

[beeasy508]

macbeth references...surprising.

[franklyCynic]

Primus sucks.

[IDIUTPRODUCTIONS]

same....primus was my shit when i was like 5 lol...im 15

[SebowTube]

this album was simply incredible ! it's just unbelievable what these guys brought to music.

[jmsmessner]

brinscan brought me here and i aint lookin back

[JefferstChmilst]

Tooth Fairy Tats 2000. I heard this in that episode and I thought it was fuggin rad. And here I am.

[Lizard90King90]

Les Claypool is a genius

[finowa]

god damn, it'd be nice to see some other comments for once than the circle-jerking about primus sucks.

[MrDothedewb]

i think primussucks was even their first official website wasnt it?

[Atheneastro]

THIS. IS. AWESOME.

[HALEMAIDEN]

4o\m/

[ThecAkEIsAliE41]

@thec4k3is4lie rofl. not suprised that someone else has the same name as I

[asmale79]

Primus don't suck ...



[poopychocolate]

@asmale79 Dude, primus sucks so good.

[GordoMisfit138]

@asmale79

How fucking dare you!

[CrustKids]

Favorite Primus song ever. Hands down.

[Ricardo49223]

QUIERO YA DE LO QUE TOMA O ASPIRA CLAYPOOL !!!

[Xeletoph]

Primus SUCKS!!

[wbysniper]

@Xeletoph nigger

[theC4K3is4lie]

@wbysniper You're a racist and a dumbass. "Primus sucks" was their slogan back in the good ol' 90's

[skatefreak552]

no u suck

[Xeletoph]

@skatefreak552 LMAO. You nub. Don't you know ANYTHING about a Primus? trolololol If you LOVE Primus, you say PRIMUS SUCKS!

It's all about being a REAL primus fan, which as per your comment, I must assume you are not.

Now go back to the little kids table, nub.

[sundriedturd]

@Xeletoph actually, if you were a real primus fan, you'd know that they don't like that motto anymore.

[maximusdie1]

@Xeletoph primus is the bomb hes made more money in pounds then u probebly

[TheMouzakes]

@Xeletoph Primus DOSENT SUCK THEY REALLY SUCK!

X>}

[travmanzano]

@Xeletoph YOUR DAD SUCKS ON BILL COSBYS DICK!

[MrCornholio93]

@travmanzano Hello with the pudding!

[bojanks15]

0:44 might be the most epic les claypool noise ever

[BestGazaVid]

Thumbs up if you hate it when people put "Please subscribe" in their description.

[FAbdagian]

This sucks. Priumus always sucks.

[K4OS696]

TRICKSTER's favourite track...great!

[ryan49er1]

slapping my thumb on my leg!!!!

[steviemedina22088]

maan saw them at family values tour 99 or 2000 epic performance!

[aprillism]

primus is the most most band in the planet !!!

[phreestylesk8r]

i HATED primus when i first heard them, now i think im gona be a fan

[ROBSICKLE100]

tooth fairy tats 2000

[clmanzo123]

@ROBSICKLE100 Do I even exist? ahha................ saw this song live front row

[BJ219]

Hick. As. FUCK.

[beeasy508]

@BJ219 High.As.FUCK.

[MeatTycoonDevious]

@beeasy508 By Jon Lajoie?

[beeasy508]

@MeatTycoonDevious no, he said Hick.As.FUCK.

[wc4pwned]

Didn't like primus at first, but it grows on you... it actually starts sounding good after a few listens, maybe a couple of beers

[FallInIntrigue]

primus is timeless!! :)

[frizzlefry420oh]

i got a tall glass of pork soda

[DrunkenTundraMonkeys]

Brainscan, anyone?

[DiamondDJandSound]

@DrunkenTundraMonkeys Yup! This song and "Triad" by pitchshifter.

[ghostninjaxero]

@DrunkenTundraMonkeys dont bring up edward furlong.....tht movie was awesome and so was t2 what the hell happened to him?.....damn shame

[DrunkenTundraMonkeys]

@ghostninjaxero last i saw of him, he was running a meth lab in The Green Hornet :(

[crazychick5051]

I AM ONLY 10 YEARS OLD TOO, DIDO LOL PRIMUS SUCKS XD

[IndieChick98]

This first time i heard this album i had a dream someone bought me like ten bottles of Pork Soda......

[TorrMup]

I picture Les tossing a pizza pie in the air everytime I hear this song... I dont know why

[Wales8686]

The most weird band I've ever listened to.

[SpecialAgentEv]

@Wales8686 Try some Mr Bungle - Egg while you're at it, maybe.

[theC4K3is4lie]

SOUTH PARK SEASON 4 EPISODE 8.

trippyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyy

[CJbass420]

These guys are sooo fucking weird I love it!

[geminirat60]

Primus Sucks

[sumslakker]

Primus Sucks! xD

[james1981h]

Oh, welcome to this world of fools

Of pink champagne and swimming pools

Well, all you have to lose is your virginity

Perhaps we'll have some fun tonight so stick around and take a bite of life

We don't need feebleness in this proximity

Ask good MacDuff and Donalbain, so many good ideas are slain

By those who would dare not step out of line

But if I have my way tonight and chances are I think I might-

I'll turn those sour minds to grapes of wine

[JazzyJonas]

@james1981h GRAPES OF WINE!

[NICK69969]

I grew up listening to Primus when i was just 9 years old my Uncle Gary introduced them to me He gave me Sailing the Seas of Cheese and I fell in love with this band. Primus will always be one of my favorite bands

[dragonfly8486]

this song makes me think of the trickster....is it wrong that i thought he was kinda hot? XD

[manman246]

@dragonfly8486 No. xD

[goonmoonsoon]

@dragonfly8486 Hell, no, I did too!!!

[budthehoboandgeorge]

@sweetpumkin334 i know a ten year old who likes primus

[NarugaDenka]

This makes me think of Trickster from Brainscan, ah good times.

[a7xmonster101]

i dont find this too be music.

[JaymzLea]

@a7xmonster101

This means nothing coming from someone who cites Avenged Sevenfold in their username.

[CK3890]

@a7xmonster101 I don't find you to be human.

[Brollyhero99TOP10]

Amazing band......

[Jimihendrix6699]

this is an.... acquired taste

[Prospam]

always did love Primus, even if the album art was bizarre as all hell. This is a good quality copy of the song, Bravo!

[punchjudy]

@undolotic

Haha-funny that this got flagged as spam. Obviously not getting the joke. Look it up people, "Primus sucks."

[OnePissedTiger]

out of all bands that suck no one sucks more than primus

[IggyHazard]

@OnePissedTiger Don't forget Green Jello. There's always ro0m for Jello...not necessarily Jello Biafra.

[serackleff]

primus is so creative its insane and those who cant realize that are idiots

[oioioijellyroll]

@serackleff yea dude but they fuckin suck :)

[supersaiayin666]

@puntinaro wtf? funk?

[mattmoose101]

some people just aren't ready for primus lol

[mikexlong]

Oh God, Primus Sucks.

[GRILLBUOY101]

i like this song but really only like the massive low end it has and it makes my sub pump like a mofo.

[dragonwind15]

primus sucks!! d-^o^-b

whee i love this song!

[MrDeath1911]

how can anyone not like Primus, i mean, feck, Les tried out for Metallica after the untimely passing of Cliff Burton, and they said he was too good, keeping in mind that this was way, WAY before Metallica sold their soul with stanger

[TheRealmsOfGold]

@MrDeath1911: Well, that doesn't mean everybody's going to like them. The problem is when people who don't like them just assume they suck. Primus is talented and gutsy, and if people recognize that, then whether they're into the music doesn't matter much.

[uberari]

@TheRealmsOfGold primus sucks! \m/

[7LucasCabrera71]

Primus Rulz! :D

[shitface9696]

Fart  OH im sorry !!!!

[ullabullaN]

hahah brainscan is one of the scary movies i've ever seen, :'D

[indhate]

i bought the brainscan soundtrack when the movie came out just for this song

primus sucks!

[MrDeath1911]

a true fan then ?

[bobopatchigglerrulez]

i made a clay sculpture of the pig on the cover in my art class and it looked pretty good to but my teacher thought it was ugly and gave me a bad grade lol

[BitchinnShoes07]

Go kick his/her nerdy artistically conservative bitchass then.

[IggyHazard]

@BitchinnShoes07: Define "artistically conservative."

Note: Alice Co0per is a Republican.

}:-D

[BitchinnShoes07]

A. artistically conservative means artistically intolerant.

B. I dont give a flying fuck about alice cooper.

[IggyHazard]

It's g0od to be intolerant of some things, such as porn. Why must conservatism, or the concept of having standards in general, be synonimous with "intolerance." Anyway, intolerance can be fun! After all, H.A.T.E. makes us powerful.

}:-D

[DrPunkin]

hahahahahaha

[MrDeath1911]

your teacher is/was a douche

[brnidgirlz]

wow never heard this song. soooooo fukin awesome. theres only one primus.

[peterjussi]

does the very start sound anything like the theme to robot chicken to anybody?

[DexRadley]

Claypool wrote the theme to Robot Chicken.

[dochdochdoch]

I hate their Covers

[simoon22]

this, like many primus songs is just perfect , you can´t better that

[Mikehuntful]

The beat that starts at 0:38 is bad ass.

[9999tiles]

this song is in a south park episode tooth fairy tats

[TheSlashboy]

Same thing here. Its a good horror movie.

[dirty06maggot]

everytime i hear this i think of trickster from brainscan

[sweetpumpkin334]

I LOVE PRIMUS!! I AM ONLY TEN YRS OLD, TOO! My mom will kill my dad if she finds out he lets mye on the computer this late... I need to be quiet...

[idntexst]

omg

[fuckcomments]

@sweetpumpkin334 you are 10, you shouldnt even be on the internet, even you should know this...play outside with your friends not on youtube with all the MEGA losers, including me. Dont become like us...you are 10, you still have a chance to not be an internet addict, take that chance, ive spent 14 years on the internet and I can tell you that it leads to no place good, just bad. Drop the internet little one, get your friends, go hang out somewhere in person in the same room. FUCK the internet!

[nightbane2]

@fuckcomments I am ten and I WATCH ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD.

Crazy child?

[fuckcomments]

@nightbane2 Go out with your friends and hang out together watching a damn movie or something. The net will rot you away to nothing.

[beeasy508]

@fuckcomments dont forget, smoke weed. It makes everything better.

[thegreenbastard42011]

@fuckcomments dude if you are an anti social person thats on you, the internet has tons of info maybe you should read more

[fuckcomments]

@thegreenbastard42011 Haha man I've spent the last 15 years reading anything I can on the net. It leads no where good. The net is a "new" invention. It has screwed up a lot of things, caused deaths, etc, but what doesn't right?

[thegreenbastard42011]

@fuckcomments lol ya knowledge is bad. dude get out of your dungeon

[fuckcomments]

@thegreenbastard42011 You must be new here, I will see you in 10 years.

[kingcahoj]

@fuckcomments

you have the willpower of a pussy

[sleirylover]

If I where you mom, I did kill you instead and ask your dad for a new toddler.

[sweetpumpkin334]

@sleirylover Thats nice, but my dad died about a week ago, thanks.

[TheMilfman7]

@sweetpumpkin334 *claps* Well done kid, you got good taste. :D

[frizzlefry420oh]

@sweetpumpkin334 HELL YEAH!!!

[FallInIntrigue]

@sweetpumpkin334 i hope thats true!..primus is timeless!! im 36 and I LOVE PRIMUS been listining since i was 16!

[ThecAkEIsAliE41]

@sweetpumpkin334 a ten year old lovin' Primus? shit yeah. keep doing it dude.

[theC4K3is4lie]

@ThecAkEIsAliE41 I loved primus since I was a wee fetus. Also you stole mah user name.

[kelthanius]

@sweetpumpkin334 You rule, kid!

[jjammmees]

@sweetpumpkin334 LOL what do you mean you need to be quiet?... are you seriously telling me you where shouting that sentence outloud?..... like me

[TheAmbushHunter]

@sweetpumpkin334 i bought seas of cheese when i was 8. my parents are cooler than yours lol

[CaribDevist]

@sweetpumpkin334 What the fuck, fuck off, idiot.

[gooch2575]

@sweetpumpkin334

Fake and Gay. No ten year old that listens to Primus knows the difference between too, to and two. And, punctuations are perfect. Come on your not fooling me, I'm not buying it.

[leopardgeckoguy75]

@sweetpumpkin334 awww



[PorkSodaBassist]

@sweetpumpkin334 rock on kid. im 13 and loved primus since i was 5! thought i was the only kid that liked primus or any other good music!

[TheIllegalKind]

@PorkSodaBassist no your not im 12 twelve and im right there with you man primus sucks

[ShadowBreaker9867]

WMG ._.

[dogcatmouse23]

This isn't primus

[yourmamma63]

yes it is. you must be actually mentally retarded if you cant tell.

[basicphenomenon]

you are an odd one

[WHYNOTTTTTTyeah]

What the fuck man. Art is for everyone. Not just buttfucking miesers in tall shiny buildings.