Hazel on the Magic Bullet Infomercial

[visor109]

Why is everyone hanging around the kitchen? Was this a result of a sleepover the night before?

[iloveit123]

She sounds like Cyndi Lauper Sr. at the end, hahaha

[RedDaVincy]

Did somebody say muffins?

You can never be sure with the goyim, *fran laughter*

[TheLyn79]

this is the magic bullet guys!

[zop57]

stinky stinky garlic

ohh really BITCH maybe u should take that damn cigarette out of ur mouth and then u can talk

until then gtfo

[emanresUyttiWtresnI]

@zop57 I don't think it's a cig, but I don't know wtf it is :(

[kymetastic]

She really needs to ash the cigarette.

[missgreene1999]

0:31 grey muffins?? 

[ColeFried81]

@missgreene1999 haven't you ever made blueberry muffins with real blueberries? It makes the batter turn gray. Or... well it's a hint of blue but maybe your computer monitor settings aren't the greatest?

[missgreene1999]

@ColeFried81 im just saying.... chill out

[smdcbeta]

As my dad said:

"How many infomercials do you see an old whore complaining with a cigarette in her mouth?

[MchWaltes89]

Who left the back door open and allowed this bitch to wonder in? We'll just call her "Hazel".

[fran9860]

i want to fuck Hazel in her 250 year old ass

[PikolUploader]

RELAX, BITCH

[melosher]

that dumb bitch when they were pouring the muffin batter had a 4 second pause between the words what and they want

[hobiehippo]

OH MY GOD I GOTTA HAVE ONE AAAAAAHHHHBLAHBLACAHHHHRRRG@!!­!!!!

[TheNightcrawler300]

i always wondered what the hell was up with the old lady in the nightgown with a half smoked cigarette. now that i think about it, she isn't even smoking it.

[COMBATBOOOTS]

I THOUGHT THE TITTLE WAS FOR A VIBRATOR INFOMERCIAL MAGIC BULLET WATCH IT DISAPPEAR 

[fran9860]

Hazel has a cock roach infested pussy. PLEASE! HAND ME THE RAID!

[bigb174]

@fran9860 lmfao



[fran9860]

I WANNA FUCK HAZEL'S 250 YEAR OLD PUSSY!

[wooo55]

I love this infomercial...the blonde in that red sun dress gives me a woody :)

[diggydinner]

Dinnahs always a production

[Attackofthehank]

Why in gods name would these people be in the same room together? Some british guy, A preppy 35 year old, an old Chain smoker, A pessimistic who hates brocolli, and a woman married to a man who wants "a real breakfast"

[chichigirrl2]

yum purple muffins...

[JonnieZombie]

Who invited that cunt to the party?

[Zolega89]

blondie: what the heck is it?

"the magic bullet you asshole!"

[TOSportsFan1990]

If garlic is so stinky and nasty why do people put it in their food

[lpgurlnj]

@TOSportsFan1990 Garlic is great for your heart and arteries! I love garlic even though it makes my breath stink lol

[bp12485]

its called washing ur hands, hazel is a stupid stupid whore who can eat garlic off a dead mans dick!

[bp12485]

lol the needs to be ashed cigarette at 100 

[ohohmrbill1]

Hazel waited on me at the Denny's. She was digging into butt as she poured me coffee. No tip for you.

[szqsk8]

"Did somebody say muffins?".

That Bullet machine pulverized all those blueberries! Who wants weird purple muffins? Yuck! On top of that, if you whip muffin batter in that Bullet the finished product will be dry, rubbery muffins. If you are a serious baker, you wouldnt want this for making batters. You're supposed to mix whole blueberries by hand into the muffin mix, gently.

For all we know Hazel dropped her ciggy ash into Mick's walnut and ba-bah-nah muffin mix. :)))

[dc619]

"If only dinner were that easy.....huh, yeah, dinner's a production"..

=/

[kaliguy05]

hazel=$1 whore

[mikez565]

im watching this on tv right now. quite easily the worst infomercial on the planet.

[mikez565]

@mikez565 choping garlic, stinky nasty garlic.....oohh, dont mind my cigarette. HAHAHAHA

[cherrywhoo]

infomecials make me laugh! :D

[mitzyc]

HAZEL is the best!

[jfrey1]

"I like ba-NAH-nuh and WAL-noot." How bout a roundhouse kick to the face.

[HangingTree]

"Chopping galik" - "Well Hazel funny you should ask. This is to ward off Vampires like yourself. We figured since exposing you to the sun didnt work, this might."

[stuan1989]

Is Hazel chompin on a pen or an unlit cigarette?

[marketresearch79]

What a way to destroy a brand image. Their target market must be the white trash/ trailer park demographic. LMAO!

[YouDummy]

I would rail the shit out of Hazel.

[particle409]

Damn, Hazel needs a cigarette after a hard night of drinkin' and f*ckin'.

[CoralieVideos]

One of the first attempts using magic bullet the round plastic around the blade fell off & got mixed in with the food & in 1 2 3 seconds I was able to throw it all in the bin...

[LLLLLLE7]

Wow what a great magic bullet! *cough, blender*

[ky015]

"did someone say muffin?"

"Yes we did fatass."

[ky015]

"did somebody say muffins?"

"yes fatass"

[san77vb]

Nasty stinkin' garlic

[daydreamnation54]

AND...

[tojo6566]

I got one of these as a gift and it does not work like on TV. its actually crap

avoid them at all cost.

food just sticks to the sides

[daydreamnation54]

Everyone gets... exactly what... *silence* they want!

[taarte]

@daydreamnation54 i hate that ..every time i hear it

[bourdie1979]

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!!

[Dynysia030]

did somebody say muffins?

[Imapepper51]

:50 haha

[ThorMaxx]

at 1:09 he said it would take only "3" seconds, but when he was done it was over 5 seconds! I WANT MY MONEY BACK! :P

[pretzelya]

what fake acting

[totallyberto]

What if this was secretly posed as an infomercial but it really is a propaganda tool against the JFK assassination theorys and all the characters / product had some underlying meaning / metaphor that played some symbolic role?

[1jedimonk1]

or perhaps there was hidden imagery. i agree with your theory.  this is all a conspiracy.

[MrSaturdayNight7]

Hazel is what made this Infomercial. In my area atleast, it seems they've cut a lot of her scenes out. The smoking ones are gone.

[hippiebutnot]

I don't care what anyone says, that was a BRILLIANT marketing move. I absolutely HAVE to watch this commercial whenever it's on because of Hazel and her drunken chain-smoking behavior. The guy who thought her up is a genius.

[420CanadianToker]

i use the magic bulllet to chop ma weed

[ClEaNfReAk85]

The stereotypical old bitch.

[TrustInIslam]

This doesn't stand a chance against the most incredible and most perfect combination of a whammy and a towel.

SHAMWOW-4-LIFE

[generalzetta]

Every guy realizes their wife might look just like Hazel in 20 years time... scary!

[MrSaturdayNight7]

That is scary to think about...Sad thing is, it's true. lol

[SCARYWIZARD]

Would.

[Wolta]

yeah, but unless you have like 7 of those, its not gonna be so fast, and magic(y?) if you gotta wash it everytime =P

[alexraycyrus]

wow! a blender! :O haha

omg i love that guys accet "ba na na"

[lpfann]

we bought that without even knowing it was from tv

[Sandor827]

Ya gotta love Hazel with the crappy makeup and the lit cig,... just great!

[MsTeleological]

i wanna have mick's babies

[iMacLover65]

He loves bananas with walnut. Nobody finds that wrong?

[dubstar55]

lol. "ba nah nah"

[chaseguitar20]

heh, yeah, dinner's always a production.

[Guitarscreech06]

Hazel will fuck you up.

[conman2317]

a fancy blender? is it just me or do all these infomercials scam you?

[orbital151]

No crap Sherlock. They're just fun ta watch.

[funnyhowtimeslipsawa]

is that an unlit cigarette in her mouth?

[skillzz95]

ITS CALLED A BLENDER U RETARDS

[shoeyandvanilly]

The old nasty trailer park lady with the cigg in her mouth adds a REALLY nice touch to the nice infomercial we have here.

KUDOS KUDOS

[luckymcmahon13]

lmao she had to space out her words as she poured.

[Mrgalaxy]

I bought the magic bullet because of this classic.

[vickilaughs]

good ol' hazel.

[socnnr1]

no just the worst

[mooghammondb3]

This has got to be the worst, yet best, infomercial ever.

[peeweecee]

Hazel is probably a hottie, just made to look ugly and frumpy for this commercial. Besides, she's one of the better actors in this, most of the actors suck.

[joegobblegob]

Hazel is the best character ever, she deserves a TV show or a full length film. I want the story of her life shown to the masses.

[Charles240693]

Hazel is my girl friend

[oaken444]

take that cigarette out of your mouth, Hazel. this is a family-oriented infomercial.

still love you, though.

lol

[lemonrind]

I love Hazel! This is the best infomercial ever!

I recently saw a sequel to this infomercial. They tried to recreate the magic with some new characters. It was a train wreck.

[u61d]

This infomercial needs Vince Offer.

[raerae1985]

I have one of those machines..its so freakin LOUD!

[originaldarrkon]

Its easy to make what everyone wants.. chop garlic, then make blueberry muffins.. now that'll be a taste sensation

[petestrat07]

WTF was that cigarette smoking slag doing on a fucked up commercial selling food utensils??? Some prick got paid to come up with that fucked up idea! I think I'm in the wrong game...

[fezan84]

Hahaha I love Hazel

[Thomashewer]

What is the point of hazel. What were they thinking?

[gunfingerswolf]

its all sex man- i mean we all know shes tight and has a mouth like a hoover- and i mean weve all seen her in this commercial now so you know its only a matter of time before she stars as the lead female role in the next seth rogan movie- we may get to see this cuties tits(street cred)/

[llamas300]

Lol she comes out of nowhere!! She's wandering around the house looking for her applesauce!

[CJKpi]

"ha yeah, din-nah's always a pra-duction"

[SuperSakiKinomoto]

xDD nice.

[Godzilla1985]

This that the MTV VJ Kennedy!??

[glanue]

"Did somebody say muffins?"

"Yes we did Hazel, you crazy bitch."

this video is hilariously cheesy.

[therickmeister123]

Almost every mean starts with chopping garlic?

Really?

[walawala60]

LOL THE FUCKING REDHEAD CRACKLADY

[joemama360]

"What the heck is it?"

WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE...ITS A FRICKIN BLENDER

[circusrobots]

everybody gets exactly what

they want!

[onoaoiomo]

I love how she just comes out of no where, lingering behind Mimi!

[ultimateearner]

I have one of this pieces of crap. It is easy to use, but the capacity is SO SMALL!

[viragogirl]

but is it easy to clean?

[JTMarlin8]

Hazel has a smoldering penis sticking out of her mouth.

[CoffinmakerXIX]

the only infomercial i've ever had fun watching

[Keara20]

i love my magic bullet LOL

[shutupjennyy]

hahaha

so everybody gets...

exactly what....

....they want!

[Nimnoms]

Well, I don't think I want the concrete,

[Bigrappa24]

Hazel will fuck you up

[jakegloveslap]

HAHAHAHAHAHA ROTFL OMG HAHAHAHAHAHA

[foot2wood]

hAZEL IS A DOUCHEBAg

[zxcxz66]

Hazel is my idol when it comes to drinking/smoking

[neospeed56k]

I'd like to point out that they still use both the knife and the cutting board.... even when they said they didn't. Also, Hazel was stellar. Truly.

[iaintgonletup]

What the hell is the point of the lady with the cigarette? Dumbest shit ever.

[AutumnShadow15]

Her cigarette isn't even lit.

[zomgkaay]

DID SOMEONE SAY MUFFINS?

LMAO.

[rockgod227]

okay that just american racism naming an infomercial product after the bullet that killed john f kennedy

[rabapab23]

I always loved how there's no smoke coming from Hazel's cig. At least she could've blown some smoke at somebody.

[BearBee44]

I use garlic for dinner maybe once a week, at most. EVERY dinner starts with garlic? Yikes!

[blitzdatmaul]

chopping garlic,stinky...nasty garlic!!! go hazel go!

[salsad3]

hahahaha this is great!! hahaha hazel is my icon!!

i love how apparently every meal starts with chopping garlic! hahaha wtf.

"oh yea dinner is always a production"

[medical818]

lol, yah, I never really have to cut garlic, and its not that hard at all, peel and slice, not that bad...

and yah "now everyone can have what they want!" even though that thing is useless, it probably tastes better and has a better texture hand stirn anyway...

[ryda91]

ba-naaa-naaa and woolnut lol

[boredtodelusion]

I HATE BROCCOLI

[wildman0421]

I LOVE TOASTED ALMONDS!

[zombiepi]

does she ever change out of her muumuu?

[PetLadybug]

watch Hazel don't drop her ash in the bullet

[ManuelHung]

I wonder if Berman had banged her a this point?

[AHOLE1979]

berman is so tapping that shit

[worshipcartman]

hazel's a gilf

[jordach545]

That bitch!

[KittyKatProductions]

Did somebody say muffins?

[Johnny42819]

lmao

[Noromongrel]

Yes we did, Hazel. The Magic Bullet is magic, Hazel, but it will still burn you.

[takingyourtime]

Can I put my cigarette butts in the muffins?

[paolain89]

hazel is an icon in italy. i love her

[ilovedapiggiez]

ROFL!

[ARainbowChildx]

haha this makes me laugh SO HARD

[NarutoShippFan3]

this is the most EPIC infomercial ever!!!

[Swifted17]

There hasn't been a night for the past 3/4 years where I haven't passed at least 20 channels without seeing this.

[Shutupayaface]

Dinner's always a production.

[Volvodriver4life]

Hazel (Old lady) says I hate GARLIC, STINKY CARLIC... well she looks like she Stinks with that cig always in her mouth lol

[nattattack0]

in england they never showed hazel's face because she was smoking.

i was always like, what?! what?!

[iloveroseanne]

Mimi = HOT

[darthchaosofrspw]

Tina = HOTTER

[AlyssaJeane]

Oh come on! Hazel is so hot! Doesn't everyone want a woman who smokes like a chimney while making breakfast for friends and who hates chopping "stinky, nasty garlic"? I know I do! ;-)

[Johnny42819]

LMAO smokes like a chimney!!

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

[MzDutchDoll]

Magic bullets are shit and break

[ThreeTailedMoon]

Did somebody say muffins?!?!

[daxyboyfuck]

Isn't this the thing that killed JFK?

[ecam11]

thats cold <.<

[suivezmoi2]

too soon too soon :p

[N6600]

lol. from the grassy nol (did i spelled it right though?)

[nocoverups09]

It's "knoll", but your comment's still funny and relevent. lol.

[Noromongrel]

Wow, you're right. Great product name.

[freeblago]

Yes it is! I always wondered why they would name a blender product after that :0

[jordach545]

Hang on a second!

[muuusiclove]

hahahahhaaaha

hazel's cigarette is definitely fake.

[Volvodriver4life]

i know lol funny

[louiemanno]

Mimi has some nice na-nas

[bleh911911]

Whoa whoa whoa Whats the catch? It sounds almost too simple!

[jblood23]

they all deserve a magic bullet in the head

[Hoppydude]

LMAO

[chmpdanny1]

Your mom deserves a magic bullet to her head