Last Meal Request Program

[Willitbl0w]

Grandma Cool's lemon pudding cake (from coolio's grandma) Beef Wellington. A bag of hot cheetos. Blue powerade. And a canolie.

[alienhddna]

i would ask for some thing that would make me very sick me for the chair

[jon420bass]

eating better than me that motherfucker

[67mustangreg]

these dudes be eattin nice man

[akkermanism]

This is outrageous. Humanity? Civilized behavior? You're in dreamland. Who ever said god gives out brownie points? You kill a guy because he's got it comin but we feed him better than a law-abiding citizen eats. That is such bullshit!

[Joroshira]

@akkermanism >OutRAGEous lolumad >Life is stupid therefore who gives a fuck about being civilized Holy fuck, how dumb are you? Go live in the woods if society aint your thing. >God doesn't give out brownie points. Because he doesn't exist. >You kill a guy because he deserves it. Murder is wrong because you can't justify taking away the life of another person. Killing someone doesn't undo their crimes. >He gets food derp Because it'll be their last, dumbass. lol bullshit

[akkermanism]

@Joroshira How bout you go fuck yourself you prolife bitch instead of spouting your pearls of anonymous wisdom. Look for someone else to troll on. How bout you get a life and learn some current issues in this country. You're a fuckin punk. Can't wait to read your dumb fuckin response to this one.

[akkermanism]

This shit is outrageous.  A law-abiding person not in jail doesn't eat that good. Why the he'll would we allow this? I don't care about being civilized with these losers. I don't have humanity for inhumane mutherfuckers. I can easily live with myself and the afterlife. Fuck these guys.

[dirtfacenative]

I would order a,..TALL glass of Breast MILK & sum Sugar Cookies!!!...lmao

[crazieman889]

talk about a waste of food

[TheMoonShard]

If I were to end up there, I would order a tall glass of...BIRD MILK!

[Pepper6464]

the death row inmate second to the last sounds like a fat motherfucker. who can eat that much???

[carriontribe]

The meal wouldnt be over when im full... itd be over when i hate myself

[mesticle69]

#1 is the best

[Baconishealthy]

Bacon strips are completely necessary, and lots of them.

[poopymonkeyfart1]

not like it matters tho lol

[poopymonkeyfart1]

they probably spit in their last meals right?

[buckinray18]

Those biscuits look like crap. lol

[Bluevetteboy2012]

Last Meal requests for ALL Black guys...One Large bucket of KFC!!! LMAO!

[jadyqg12511]

These animals don't deserve a last meal! -.-

[5hinkuro]

James Lipton, is that you?

[lostindiancamp]

I feel if a condemned person is granted a last meal, it should consist of one entree, 2 sides, one desert and one drink. No more of these exorbitant meal requests that consist of 5 main dishes.

[suckmycod]

I would just order an all u can eat buffet.........just keep eating, and they can NEVER kill you

[isobodari1]

can they get happy meal

[isobodari1]

can they get happy meal

[Jasper8372]

Broccoli :(

[Jasper8372]

I'm hungry :)

[smoke10108]

Final meal request Slice of pizza, fruit punch ...and a gun!

*shoots cops* BANG BANG BANG!! Runs** lol

[execc1976]

I would give my last meal of watermelon and fried chicken to Barrack "purple lips" Obama.

[CadillacLova4Life]

I Would Love To Have A Kush Blunt Bob Marley Playing In The Backrund And 20 Nude Females Watching Me Die :)

[SHINOBIPANDA420]

my last meal a McRib, McLobster, and a Shamrock Shake with the origional wrappings... good luck on that one ;D

[tankmilkman]

Jar of pickle juice and a straw, dont judge me.

[CadillacLova4Life]

@tankmilkman lmao

[mtanyc]

on wheat lightly grilled with garlic butter.....

wow

[brenchtoast44]

Collllleslawwww

[Avdallabill]

@brenchtoast44 your comment made me LMFAO.

[CommunieNetwork]

you know my last meal would be having a bullet in my fucking mouth

[Derail07]

@jowrab - Tax payers. Should have laced it with rat poison

[reconman1112]

if you say something really stupid or something illegal you get nothing.most states dont allow alcohol or tobacco, so most people commenting are fucked

[jspivak86]

10 pieces of fried chicken and fried shrimp, a large plate of French fries, ketchup, hot sauce, cocktail sauce, a half dozen biscuits or garlic toast, hushpuppies, chocolate cake, 2 sugar cookies, a gallon of sweet tea, and two cokes.

[alienhddna]

give me some 20 pice chicken 4 duble chees buger a bag of chips a cake

[Ktwonnn]

...And a Large Glass of Pepsi.

Great ending

[TheBelldiver]

Damn now I'm hungry!

[Tymelapse]

These guys have a mighty good appetite for someone about to die. I think the one ordering jalapenos, beans etc was sticking it to whoever had to clean up the mess when his sphincter let loose.

[Baconishealthy]

bacon, lots of bacon and nothing else

[anythingnew]

Is there a limit to how much you can order?

[MrLizardisle]

what...no vegetarians in the death row ?

[steelmag1789]

The second last guys request sounded like he wanted a loaded colon for the executioner, lol

[ThefirstDrInsane2U]

I would ask for vampire blood not edwards but bellas or alice

[stacks6969allday]

id pick some taco bell and some pizza hutt

[yhungateezah]

my last meal would be- Nacho's with cheese. double beef burger with bacon, egg and cheese. strawberry cheesecake. cherry bakewell. coca cola.

[lianghaochen]

no alcohol?

[Trickydrummer13]

@Transamstance lmfao

[merfwriter]

I say let them starve before they die! why do we allow them this luggery, they didn't allow their victims to have this luggery before they were buchered by these sick sadistic killers.

[JoeyBloherbacout]

Damn nobody asked for sardines even tho they couldn't get Any pussy the smell of that would at least give them a good moment in time

[coolpiza]

@zidane583 haha, word

[4Mercy1]

Just the simple fact ANYONE could eat anything on the day they were going to die shows they have no conscience or feelings whatsoever..most people who knew they were going to die would be so upset they would have to be tied down and drugged.death row inmates spend too much time being kept alive i beleive they should have a year to make sure innocent people are not put to death,after that they should have to die the exact way they killed their victims,Suffer,the way innocent people did by you

[theliberator1]

In the off chance i was ever on death row, I'd request:

- peppered pate and swiss cheese on crackers

- Roast Lamb with roast potatoes, honeyed carrots, gravy, mint jelly.

- a glass of Fruitwood Red

- A glass of Spaten Munchen beer.

- chocolate dipped cherries.

- sugar dumplings.

[theliberator1]

@theliberator1 also try and guess where I'm from!

[DartmouthAlum96]

McVeigh wanted two pints of mint chocolate chip ice cream for his last eats.

[BallsInYourJawsBitch]

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM. Death is AWESOME.

God I'm hungry.

[BallsInYourJawsBitch]

Fuck, with requests like this, I kinda wish I could be executed.

[sk8rguy4life1123]

Jimmy Ray SLAUGHTER? No wonder

[timelineman37]

i would ask for a few slices of pizza double cheese buger fire chicken

[Trickydrummer13]

that 2nd meal sounds good

[asderso]

coolpiza is it your voice speaking, because you sound very powerful, okok also due to the superb english language.... ?

[linksys082]

haha i bet u the first guy was black

[Trickydrummer13]

whats up with everyone wanting fried chicken nothing against it but damn

[sceeterguy34]

that was deppressing i dont think i could eat whene i was being killed every time i whould go to take a bite i whould just think of how my life is over on this world i whould just wanna die right there on the spot i whould probley go insane thinking that this is my last meal and im never going to see my family again

[MrDonutty]

yum

[TigertailzBezerk]

I would request every flavor or Skoal dipping tobacco and a plastic bottle to spit in lol.

[MrLapd235]

that's wise of the prison to offer mouthwatering food before execution

[Bomber0907]

Shit, if I was about to be executed, I would OBVIOUSLY GO FOR SOMETHING WITH EXPENSIVE ITEMS LIKE TRUFFLES

[dwightcasey]

last meal is the most sickening part in the death penalty. Just abolish it like all the developed nations

[Trickydrummer13]

mine would be Ten tacos with sour cream and french fries and 10 diet cokes

[alexanderthegreat117]

what would u ask for

[itzamia]

should give them lead. you guilty punishable by death now bite on the tip of a barrel.

[coolpiza]

@itzamia There's one huge, undeniable problem with capital punishment: Sometimes you get the wrong guy. Since 1973, 138 people have been found innocent and released from death row. At least a dozen people were wrongfully executed in the same period. Everyone deserves a last meal if only because they might be wrongfully accused.

[itzamia]

@coolpiza thats true too.

[lumpfish99]

@coolpiza and now we have genetic fingerprinting are the stats the same?.....

[aj19bcx]

@coolpiza that's not a reason to give a last meal that's a reason to end the death penalty. if you could kill an innocent person just as long as you buy them dinner first murderers would love that.

[coolpiza]

@aj19bcx I completely agree with you. @itzamia commented that death row inmates do not deserve a last meal 'because they are guilty.' I responded, saying that because courts are fallible, both innocent and guilty live on death row. That final "everyone deserves" part wasn't a defense of last meals; I was reiterating the critical importance of that disquieting doubt: I've seen it change the minds of staunch capital punishment supporters. It wasn't clear the way I wrote it, I hope this clarifies.

[LabyrinthOfDream]

@coolpiza so how would you think life would work out for an innocent man, who was wrongfully accused and sentenced and has spent 30 years waiting to be killed in a cage eating shit and surrounded by psychopaths, only to be released with nothing but an apology, no skills, and no life. I would rather they execute me the day they falsely sentence me, rather than wait through that.

[daneyboy88]

@coolpiza yeah but some people admitt what they done and enjoy describing it, they should get the exact opposite of what they ask for, eg burger = salads lol

[Arkimedes999]

I googled some last meals and saw ice cream come up a lot. Wonder if it's because the familiar brings comfort or it's just because ice cream is so damn good.

I would ask for something new. Something I never had the opportunity to eat while I was free.

[MyManDan]

@Arkimedes999 thats a cool idea, but how much would that suck if you got it and were like "damn, that was not as good as i expected it to be" and they would'nt let you get another last meal

[itsbone141]

How the fuck did Douglas eat all that shit, damn!

[prairepyro99]

@itsbone141 his request was on 420 i bet he was blazed and had the munchies haha

[mariotpoppinz]

id eat my own shit and smile at the guard

[gellegbs]

lol just like a Texan to think big! Did he die from eating all that food? Every single guy asked for fries, except one... just shows how addictive those things are.

[southstar0511]

you know these fuckers are fucked in the head, how can you think about eating, when you about to die the next day? There would be so much on my mind, food would be the last thing i would be thinkin about.

[shaochiavang]

does it matter, your going to die anywaise, so you mind as well make ever chance you have worth it, what can you do>?

[JerseyNoodles]

After being on death row for so long, a lot of them probably accepted they would die "soon" a long time ago.

[bottorff013]

@southstar0511 yea its so fucked up. its basicly sayn "ok we are going to kill u...............what do u want to eat

[TriaMaxwell]

@southstar0511 Well, I dunno about them, but if I ended up on death row it would be a wrongful conviction.... I would likely eat a bunch of stuff that would make a person shit like crazy, a final revenge when they pull the switch.

[aj19bcx]

Douglas Allan Roberts didn't request anything to drink, you would think fluids would be easier on a nervous stomach.

[420mmmkay]

my leasty meal request

pussy.

maybe a blunt.

[hyperburger]

one 12 oz. ribeye steak medium rare

french fries

5 dinner rolls

mashed potatoes/gravy

one 1/2 pound burrito from taco bell

banana pudding for dessert

tall glass of sprite

[badmudda]

was that sarcasm or was the 4th guy that much of a fatass? he ordered like more food than the first 3 compined

[dan63rmonkey]

he had a sense of humor (think of the mess they had to clean up after) who gets the last laugh?

[AMpufnstuf]

i wud ask them for a gallon a bake beands and then as them niggas kilin me i yell FUCK U and shit up dat hole room

[cl0vvntiem]

I'd go with:

Steak tartar w/raw egg (and plenty of toast)

Steak fries

Colombian style fried arepas with egg

Raw tuna steak with pepper

Brown rice cooked in coconut milk w/raisins

Two Hass avocados with salt

And one granadilla for dessert.

To drink, assuming alcoholic beverages are not allowed, Pony-brand malt beverage, and finishing with one cup of colombian coffee, no sugar.

To smoke while I get the blindfold put on: one Parisienne Jaune cigarette.

[aj19bcx]

is there a legal right to get the last meal you request, or do organizations offer last meals just for compassion?

[cl0vvntiem]

It's rooted in tradition all the way back to the medieval era.

[aj19bcx]

my last meal would be

large pizza

fried chicken

sonic cheeseburger

chili cheese fries

triple chocolate fudge cake

cherry Pepsi

[JACKOTACO]

I do not know how some of these people on death row can eat right before they are going to die. I can not even eat while watching this. But I guess some of these are ruthless and do not care. But I would order just huge pot of tea and just throw it on myself. Im gonna go my way.

[mpearson58]

Why do they choose such unhealthy food?

After all, it could kill them!

[casperblackcat1975]

Interesting you say that as I don't seem to have that problem with coffee anyway the drugs they use would put me to sleep FOREVER.

[RaIphLauren]

my last meal would be:

2 full racks of bbq ribs

onion rings

sharkfin soup

garlic bread

keg of beer

[HellVomit09]

the guy sounds so solemn when he reads the requests. lol

[outta910]

damn im hungry

[MushroomsT]

Cooollllllleslaw

[thisisnow24]

I think that people who are going to be "executed" shouldn't have the privilege of having a last meal. Their victims never got the opportunity to do so. It just angers me that even after killing someone they still have so many privileges that their victims never had the chance to experience!!!!

[intooblv]

True, but in most cases the victims didn't have to sit confined to a cell for years waiting for someone to come and take them away to be put down like a dog. Besides, just because a murderer failed to show any compassion or decency, or offer a last request doesn't mean that the rest of us have to stoop to their level.

[casperblackcat1975]

This would be my last meal

1: Garlic Prawns with french fries.

2: Roast Lamb with vegies & gravy.

3: Apple crumble with ice cream.

4: A large frozen coke.

5: Pot of Coffee.

MMMM YUMMY.

[casperblackcat1975]

Ah yeah I might also add:

6: Blue Heaven Thickshake

7: Hamburger

8: Vanilla slice

9: Custord

10: Chocolate moose

[lauribeth1979]

id have my mums roast beef and yorkshire pudding, roast spuds , gravy and veggies followed by apple crumble and custard.

[bla7091]

Eating that could be considered a suicide attempt

[Ndure13]

the voice made this even funnier.

[bla7091]

the one starting at 1:20 was eating so damn much!

I remember a story of a retarded inmate, who said he was gonna finish his desert after the execution

[Lucidmike78]

Did he say *Cold* slaw?

[bla7091]

coleslaw

[SM8101]

lol, watch someone choke to death on the chicken bone the night before execution.

[rolficus]

i would order the most unhealthy fatty pork chops hamburgers hot dogs baritos pork crackling with lobster deep fried in pure butter and a side serving of mash potatoes drizzled with rich creamery butter for a rfreshing drink ill have a diet coke----- got to fit in the box .lol

[TheChangeling9]

id take an everlasting gobstopper so they couldnt kill me until im finished

[danceswithsaget]

i never get tired of watching this. great job, alex

[casperblackcat1975]

I'd do a poop so big it would stink the whole chamber out & we'll see who's laughing then.

[casperblackcat1975]

I agree he must have been really fat to be able to eat all that, I wonder if they had trouble killing him after that last meal because a person's stomach contents would soak up the drugs wouldn't it.

[halohomer]

lol lightly grilled on butter nice

[flyingsnoop]

i used to be pro-death penalty.. but for some reason watching this video made me realize how fucked up it is.

[ekspertt1]

I couldn't eat if i knew i was going to die in a hour...

[travisrashawn216]

This is making me hungry

[Donneggrito]

god dam the guy before the last one had some long a shit was that one even real?

[coolpiza]

all of them are totally real. i think it's interesting how some people want a feast and others want just their favorite foods.

[casperblackcat1975]

You should see if you can somehow get your hands on more of these last meal requests very interesting I must say.

[wardenphil]

There is a website title "Dead Man Eating" - check it out.