learn norwegian in 1-2-3

[RiftPvPRiverset]

You should really stop missguide people that want to learn our language, fucking bitch. I despice people like you. I think the reason for you to do so, is that of your self esteem, this ain't funny. I know this for a fact, I'm increasing my English tongue, and said lots of wrong sentences. I probably am as I speak, but hey then you'll learn. But you? You are pathetic, have a fucking great life, it'll come back at you with time, And then people will just laugh in your face. Good bye :)

[mostafaberg]

jeg liker dyre porno xD xD xD hahahaha

[pkbernts]

Banalt!

[siljizz]

Nesten så æ syntes synd på dæ. Så tragisk e du

[peatkaym]

jeg liker dyre porno hahahaha lol...du er jævle teit, du!!!!

[krisskiller1]

@Gregboys |  V

[krisskiller1]

@gredboys fuck you Norway i the best contry to live in! And the culture is the best reamember the Vikings!

[monky8111]

liker du dyreporno ?

[ScattOnWalls]

Du failer hardt xD du hører jo me en gang, you wanna make out ? å du sier di mor er så jævla heit xD hører jo at d ikke er et spørsmål tosk

[badboyz9300]

hi ,

du er en gris??

kan æg få din tel numer for æg liker dyrporno??

vet du du er den stygge å mobe;)

lol by the way that was not funny as u wanted to be;)

[morten760]

støgg e du faen mæ å!

[Robocop80s]

This chick is freakin evil....

[baqirmoamen]

First of all I would like to give a try those beautiful lines to yourself lol. Beautiful smile anyway...

[51431478]

She looks like she's from Turkey or some middle east. %/

[BJHBNE]

Can i get your phone number?/Eg liker dyreporno = I love animal porn. Tidig = funny.

[Susedus]

stygt ass.. ikke gøy i det hele tatt

[Eljulitus]

@gregboyds Damn, really?! I`ve never tried that before..thanks, man!!

[maddogmineiro]

NORWEGIAN GIRLS ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MissInformati0n]

LIES, all LIES

the first one is 'your mum is so fucking hot'

the second is 'you are a pig'

the third is 'I like animal porno'

[Robocop80s]

@MissInformati0n Yeah, I know enough Norwegian to realize this chick is lying, but damn-

thats hardcore. Pretty funny....

[yooanoozarrmay]

love how norwegians say ill learn you something. hey we have two words. learn and teach. ill TEACH you

[yooanoozarrmay]

yes guys, just trow it out der  lol

[VisitorMalta]

some subtitles would have been great...your english is ok :)

[Rosela3091]

Idiot -.- ''

[YellowMagi]

Hun fikk i alle fall mange views. Det er vel en del av poenget? Men nå ble jeg sint, å herregud, jeg drar til Bergen og RÆVPULER henne til hun dør av blodmangel.

[Berghammervoll]

Norsken din er like elendig som engelsken din. Voks opp og skift stil, jævla emo kjerring..

Lose weight (a)

[wowelite2]

tard

[ruthg10]

my hovercraft is full of eels

[DaisiMaiOui]

hahahah. love the pranks :)

[Cillitpeng]

^^ mies

[FlymannNO]

If you say that to someone in norway u end up in a coma

[FlymannNO]

She is lying im norwegian wanna make out is hei vil du kline

[AwesomeCea]

Hahaha!! xD

[UltimateVenom]

okay, i'm only a beginner in norwegian, but i'm pretty sure you just said 'your mum is so fucking hot'

[Fettsomf]

yeah, dream on. Only people from Trondheim can possibly belive Trøndersk is better than Oslos bokmål. Trøndersk happends to be the ugliest dialect in Norway. Yes, ppl. Even worse than bergensk. Bergensk is beautiful compare to Trøndersk. Live with it!

..To everybody else; dont listen to this emo girl. Shes false teaching. Funny? nah..

[plastpose1337]

BULLCRAP!

[norjop]

Blondinen sitter på sjefens kontor... – Jeg forstår ikke dette brevet, sier blondinen. – Det er fordi hjernen sitter mellom bena dine, svarer sjefen.

Neste dag melder hun seg syk.. Grunnen var hjerneblødning

[123oorjan]

det e jo heit sant da

listen to her =D

[wertsontv]

hold kjeft fitte

[uglymoon78]

O_O det er om SEX! ikke hør barn! bare se!

[Eruondo]

Hahaha! Morosamt! Ikkje høyr på de andre du. ^^,

[Marianne406]

Don't you think porno is the same on english? Haha, You don't even talk Norwegian. More like my grand grand grand grand grand grand ma did

[rapshit17]

hva faen, hvorfor blir alle så jævla sure, DET ER MENT SOM EN FORBANNA SPØK!

tror dere virkelig at noen fra utlandet bare, relax i know how to handle it, i saw this shit on youtube.. hey you, yeah you, du er en gris..

[BoxmanTF2]

Lies! Do not teach you this.

How are you? = Hvordan har du det?

She said that ment; You are a pig!

One more thing. She dosen't talk the orginal norwegian. (Not take this negative, because I do too. On a much better way. Something called. Trøndersk

[TheSingstar321]

@BoxmanTF2 : Ka faen ? Orginal norsk ? greit... Jeg syns denne videoen var teit. men ingen språk i Norge er mer norsk en andre. Bergensk dialekt er råfett, og jeg er stolt av å bo i Bergen. Så ikke kom og si at trøndersk er det "ordentlige" språket her! Teit av deg

but yeah: THIS IS NOT NORWEGIAN. Just crap! heheh.

[BoxmanTF2]

@TheSingstar321 Si meg, når i komentaren min sa jeg at trøndersk var det orginale? Teit av deg!

[TheSingstar321]

@BoxmanTF2 She dosen't talk the orginal norwegian ? Er ikke helt dum i engelsk du.. hun snakker ikke ordentlig norsk? eller det orginale språket? og hva mente du med trøndersk da? visst det var ikke ment sånn, så beklager jeg veldig :)

[YellowMagi]

@BoxmanTF2

Røyker herren hasj?

[mrOLH]

få deg et liv asshole

[stulen955]

jaha ?

[ManWhoIsTheMan]

du e faen så stygg, jævla emo gtfo n00b lawl bitch. D e sånn utlendinger lere norsk ffs, gtfo bitch

[Satanist71]

:D this was nice=Din stygge jævel XD

[eurovision37]

Du er deilig hilsen daniboy

[logitech663]

fy faen.. jeg har lyst til å lære meg norsk jo...oi sant jeg er norsk...LØGNER!

[morten760]

lol din idiot guys ho is listening to this shit dont belive it that she says is complet wrong!!!!! dont ever say what she said to a norwegian people or you will be kicked your ass out!!

[sjokolade7]

You must hate men...

[pr1d337]

yes please =)

[CaPTiaN200]

grow up lolz..

[MsWeirdome]

lol, liker hva du prøver å lære på Bergensk, veldig bra.. ;) xD

[GothOfTheNorth]

@gumtreewallow I'm guessing that you don't know shit about Norwegian. Bokmål (the dialect you call Norwegian) comes from Danish while nynorsk is a gathering of the most commonly used Norwegian words based on Norwegian dialects, and not Danish, like bokmål is. Most peopole (80%) speak the dialects which nynorsk is based on.

[yogilove88]

Haha du har lite å gjøre azz..

[myly27]

u are so stupid!!!

[eurovision37]

ha. norway isent like that LOLZ

[SimenFuru]

Bare jeg osm ler som faen? XD

[111mats]

fy faen det er jo bare for gøy da xD for noen tapere som driver å hakke ned på ei som sikkert kjedet seg litt ^^

[PS3Games4You]

LoL lær deg norsk før du lærer det bort

[Toonjehl]

Snakk om å ha d trasiii..

[PrickStanda]

you look kinda fat. goddamnit, let's get physical!

[norwegianbear123]

This is crap!!!!!

[slywinkl]

and scene. now go jump off a cliff plzz

[Plumaita]

that's not the truth. You're saying. Your mother is so fucking fat. and the second one is you are a pig.

[xjuckx]

haha XD det er fælt men hvis du er norsk og tenker på en som prøver å bruke disse ordeneXD haha

[barefootfiona]

-.- Your humour is original and funny.

[Fyrings420]

Dette er ikke morsomt en gang....

[1Burninhouse1]

@Fyrings420 Nettopp!! >:( ENGLISH PEOPLE READ THIS: WARNING!!! THIS IS JUST A BAD, BAD BAD JOKE. DON'T SAY WHAT SHE SAYS. IT DOESN'T MEAN WHAT SHE SAYS IT MEANS !!!!! IT'S CRAAP !!

[SuperHeia]

lol koselig

[Sh1kar1]

Я чувствую себя обманутым. Верь после этого рыжим норвежанкам!

[rojo90]

Hehe, artig :P

Pen og o.O

[ShameMirror]

just bored or what ist this shit???

[SporeInfoProductions]

Yeah, and ass means dick...

[odaodaoda78]

"can i get you phone number?" is "Kan jeg få nummeret ditt?"

"Jeg liker dyre porno?" means "I like animal porn!"

[214metalhead]

i would love to hear u talk more

[MajorDrakkus]

Ah, classic xD Nice try.

[Taggzahriagahtarr]

he he some people don't recognize irony..... GREAT VIDEO!

[Masefrosk]

I'm norwegian, and thought this was really funny xD but to be nice, here are the real translations:

1) "Hey, wanna make out?" -> "Hei, vil du kline?" (or "vil du kysse" which means "kiss")

2) "How are you?" -> "Hvordan går det?"

3)"Can I get your phone number?" -> "Kan jeg få telefon-nummeret ditt?"

4)"You're the best" -> "Du er den beste"

Sorry, Crapcake89. I still think your video was funny though :P

[SunnybergxXx]

haha, this is completely wrong! If your asking for someones phone numer in this way, youll be saying : I love animal porn!

dont ever try these ones out ... if you want to learn norwegian, send me a message and ill teach you abit: ) Im from Norway, Trondheim just so you know :)

[Naticpeebody]

Now the things she was trying to say:

Hey- wanna make out? : Hei, ønsker å gjøre ut

Can I get your phone number?: Kan jeg få telefonnummeret ditt?

Your the best : Din beste

If any of that was wrong, please tell me so I can learn more and/or correct my mistakes :)

[Marikki11]

@Naticpeebody hey wanna make out? : Vil du kline?

Can i get your phone number?: Kan jeg få telefonnummeret ditt?

Your the best: Du er best.

[Chetowa12]

Det er ikke norsk, din blø. That's not norwegian. It's just mean things like: How are you? = You're a pig.

[mads18]

1) your mother is so hot

2) you're a pig

3) I like animalporn

4) you ugly amoeba

[viljar1234]

maybe concentrate more on ur own english, then making fun of others who are trying to learn norwegian? ( frå hordaland og kanskje resten av norge )

[wiegje]

Too bad Norwegian is like Dutch in this case... :)

[MatsOGHeidi]

Så jævla morsomt xD

[Sylvanranger]

LOL

bare bra, jeg er Engelsk og jeg forsto dem

dårlig...

[Blondegirl656]

HAHAHAH funny 8D morsomt xD

[liilhlaura]

I feel sorry for the people who actually use those sentences.. xD

Won't make the norsks happy!

[CY130RG]

hahaha thats a nice trick, but now i know wut it means i can say it to my norwegian friends on steam rofl

[TheBabaBrown]

idiot

[Erlgard]

ValdemarBlix is right^^ *Sticky*

[ValdemarBlix]

she says this in norwegian: i like animal-porn, you ugly pig, your mom is so fucking hot, you ugly ameba

i know this because i live in Norway

[kossmikham]

Ok, will someone please translate what she REALLY said?

[zakkah93]

Do not listen to her, she is a fuckup.

She translates a) to b):

a) Hey, wanna make out? = b) Your mother is fucking hot.

a) How are you? = b) You are a pig

a) Can i get your phone number? = b) I like animal porn.

a) You are the best = b) you ugly "retard"

[kossmikham]

Thank you zakkah93. I suspected it would be something like that when I heard "porno" in the "phone number" line.

Well, at least she picked the right name for herself.

[sporty9294]

Du er en løgner.

[AvaCoCat]

Lidt sjovt er det da ;o)

[toby453328]

liar lærer

[toxic996]

you suck at life = Du suger på livet din svette nuddel

[svenni3000]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[CinclusGirl]

Hahaha xD Korr du lyg xD

Hey, Wanna Make out ?

Din mor er så jævli heit

xD Deinn va bra ;D

[Tungtvann]

Haha, this is terrible, she's lying! Hahaha.

[tombor2008]

I trayd it on a rarty and he kickt me aout.....and my gril dossent like me she slapet me =(

[Colaglass]

Skal du lære noen norsk, snakk bokmålsk.

[kernielsen]

oh......well I'll make sure I remember that when I see a women hitting on one of my freinds then I'll say Julenissen er veldig snill? Good Thank you

[kernielsen]

she wants to get layed. how is that said?

[ivittie]

"julenissen er veldig snill"

[Stian92lol]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[taasdaamde]

du er en gris XD

[mgf60]

ka faen, kan du norsk?

[barricade888]

Er du helt FUCKA i hodet eller??? EVERYONE! that you learn here is just some bullshit!!! that mean's example your ugly pig or your mother is HOT and LOT of bad words!!!

[CinclusGirl]

@barricade888, Dettan e jo bære på gøy ;) Slapp av

[lillejon1]

hahahaha she is so full of shitt!! If you say those things, you would get a fist and nothing more..

[TheKoikawa]

don't listen to this crap, it is just wrong, this isn't how you should speak norwegian!!

[brickstudionorway]

but, its wrong.... its just so fake... d e barre at det e så teit, skjønner du hadde lite å gjøre men å lage det here

greia her e jo helt sykt...

[Lurvis2008]

lmao! XD

[reovan89]

haha sweden calling.. love you for this :D

[Paul66able]

din stygge ???: ??? = amøbe

[jangajdosik]

hahah, absolute bäst !!! lol :D

[camillamariem95]

LOL! HAHAHHA Jevla Bra!

[Andreissas]

bicth=D

[thoton9801]

she's cute and pretty so i coudnt concentrate on the lesson.

very my type.

[EvilDescends]

how bout words like, grim, frostbitten, kvlt, krieg, those are words that matter!!!

[Eritreanboy2009]

din mor er jævli = your mother is fucking hot

du er en gris = you are a pig

eg liker dyre porno = i like animal porn

din stygge ??? = your ugly ???

THIS GURL IS SO LOVELY xD

[CORWERA]

gotta remeber these for my trip to oslo starting tuesday

[Reznor316]

hahaha don't do that!!!

[henry2450]

Hahahahhaha.... Ikke bra!!!

[Jaevstat]

Jag gillar tidelag.

[Yomay]

Haha

[realdimension]

Hahaha xD Nice ones =P

[slayerzta]

Omg, people start saying : "Youtubers"

[Crossasa]

LOL de er heilt FEIL!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dundraaaa]

Lol, this is not true. She is saying mean things in Norwegian.

[ugleseth123]

I'd guess that now that she's grown a couple of years she is embarrassed about this video, although she hasn't removed it yet.

Hopefully employers don't come across this video when she applies for jobs ;-) A reminder to others - one should realize the potential damage such videos can do in the future ;-)

[killbill402]

English lesson: T.V: Jakob, Cat: kjeks, Car: Mopp, Flag: Knast. Hva hadde du gjort vist du gikk på en språkskole og etter du hadde lært språket fant du ut att det var bare ett tullespråk som læreren hadde funnet på?:-)

[kranto15]

Don't belive this IT IS CRAP!!!!

Taper, det er det dummeste jeg har sett.

[flatekval97]

omg. det er det dummeste jeg har sett, og hørt.

[lavasava1]

du er dum du! prøver du å lure dì? alle vet at dette er BULLSHIT!

[barnett682]

ok how about you just put up what your saying in norwegian on the screen!!!

[hnh4]

she is not putting correct translations XD! like "can i have your phone number?" the thing she said in norwegian really meant "i like animal porn"

[NorwayGirl19]

Gå å heng deg faen

[marco3235]

cute vid and u are so sweet:P

[ciaran12]

I don't even speak Norwegan and I know that this is bullshit.

[olav11223344]

tror du du lurer noen Loozer

[TerraZero0]

*sigh*..

How old are you? 12?

[georgkvat]

get a life red-head shit

[hengangsta007]

this is not awsome. This really just shit!!!

[Pidjin1337]

genialt!

[ezavial1]

stupid

[boyofnorway]

feite klovn

[Lolsandwhich]

utmerket! Du er awsome! XD

Første gang jeg ha sett noen gjøre denne inne Norsk. lol. Props.

[ZazelSerpent]

Awesome. I always wanted to know how to say 'You are a pig' to my enemies.

[Hubbanate]

Seriøst!

TEIT......

[wannabeactress94]

du har serriøst dårlig humor ass.

[hothom123]

get a life!

[kiyochou]

...Tror du virkelig at du lurer noen?

Tragisk =_='

[ThaMan100982]

lol.. Stakkels dem der bruger dine score tricks på en norsk jente :P

[Ruslanfm]

fitte trune..

[AmigopsTrio]

No, this is not right. The phrases she said are insults. Don't listen. But it is kind of funny if you speak norwegian and see this!