*Do you date me?

[bob00178]

I have no words for this vid

[Zoom187]

Awkward...

[katyperryfan21]

Colette, I friggin love you 3 lolz

[roleplayman]

hey ayo niga , why do u fucking look like colette carr?

[MrNas07]

will u have a child with me

[MrNas07]

hell yea ill date u and love u for ever all night long

[voidenter]

best video of the day! hilarious

sadly i guess too many guys from NJ/NY/Longisland

have been hitting on her.

haha cause i care about food and my mom

[freakingawesome90]

that shirt is DOPEE ... can i hav urs lol jk

[SexxxyyDonJuan]

I have a gf ryte now but I wonder how it would feel to date her she's so funny from that justin bieber vid !!

[H3M3N]

I think if you're keep care about food you will getting fateeee :-).:) & 4get the date :-)

[quierobieberuruguay1]

suscribe please

[Achievement360G]

make me a sandwitch then i would date you

[WonderWilliam1]

lol this sounds like the persian guys in my neighborhood... all you need is a white bmw

[HarmonyDiNozzo]

Oh my gosh, Colette,you should seriously become a comedian. :D

[halo4019]

i thought you were diffenct but this celeberty is crazy i like her song but when i watch her talken i thought she was down to earth she looks like she is on crack

[oxoxbabygurl]

with writing on you butt

[fitzybritt]

U r awesome

[Onesock98]

a dragon raping a lion?

[alexj345]

Hahaha!!!

[colinthomasdouglas1]

this is just a cover a joke by somebody funnier. Nick Kroll

[Wad3yWade]

you idiot haha <3

[briteltokiohotel]

a dragon raping a lion on a skateboard LMFAO! wtf kinda shit is that ahah

[jnishbliit]

buy me like 2 shirts. with like a dragon raping a lion on a skateboard.

[domolvr4ever]

ok? lol

[HotPrincess28]

i love that laugh at the end

ahaha funny video

[TheNAPmusic]

its like jenna marbles but lilke 15

[Only1girlwith1dream]

DRAGON RAPING A LION...

[Shuiyin1]

@Only1girlwith1dream on a skateboard...

[Emircany]

Hahaha ur so funny

[littlemissjackson02]

lol

[Misstatertot99]

Dont mean to offend ya but like,, do you date me? hahaahahhaa

[jamisojo]

LMAO

[dcent2]

A dragon raping a lion on a skateboard

[jackapples3]

ED HARDYYYYY!!! XD



[jackapples3]

XD how did you do this in public?

[htpnk1238]

That is exactly what an Ed Hardy T-Shirt looks like!! hahahahah

[msh3llo]

Dude..bitch your gonna be like the next Situation(mike) on Jersey Shore(:: but i love yaa.!!

[dbrownbaby13]

lmfao

[BatusaiJack]

ohh God where do bitches like these come from, I like them.

[lovetilltheend13]

EDHARDY! a dragon raping a lion on a skate board

wft my fave part

[lolmatt103]

BITCH GOTTA PENIS

[a112ifi]

LOL.. crazy pretty girl :)

[oliviaok625]

hummm i see

[gunmaster223]

a dragon raping a lion on a skateboard.

[criminalmindslover20]

Hmm....WTF!? xD

[singer5497]

haha soo pretty!

[scottybraila]

ugly voice he is just stupid or is a hip-hop girl=)))))

[doodly2BetterThanEvr]

an omelet...with goat cheese...hmm interesting lool

[xXxChocolateLovexXx]

Those are really big earrings! :o

[ccarrdev4ndcataracs]

Jello (Top Of The World)

[REPN11]

I wish some pissed off Puerto Rican would just jump out of his Impala in the middle of this video, and kidnap her. I mainly watched this video in hopes of that happening.

[edzhusx]

What is the point of this video?

[kittykatbus]

she is so real at least she isnt like mc miley cyrus

[SpicyHam]

Nobody would date you

[sabrinahuh]

She looks like Captain Jack when I heard the first word . Of coz this idea was gone after i heard the next word..but yay, just sayin. *I'm not haters of them*

[linds1718]

Is she ok?

[paniMelodia26]

Ona jest świetna:D

[sonofkikkoman]

sounds like some jersey shore shit

[Ramroom12cat]

THAT JUST MADE MY DAY FROM NO LAUGHING INTO DYING ON THE FLOOR FROM LAUGHING

[bugnduck]

She sounds drunk! ahaha!

[RocoV08]

hold 5.. thats the face im gonna put if she asks me to date her..

[idrewapicture]

NO

[Steveyroxx]

I remember last summer I would watch this every night. I love this video and Colette Carr. She is amazing.!!! <3

[PaytonMarie15]

ha! this was posted on my 14th birthday .ha.(:

[doctorcatsburger]

Oh Breakfast, can I get motz instead of goats cheese?

[cheezycow123]

wtf is this sopused to be

[samsungskater]

Lmfao, Wtf? haha.

[blitzrangemaul]

so cute, real talk

[killersteam03]

i hate those ed hardy wearing jersey shore wanna be douche bags lol

[xThatWayx]

. . .yes, i date you. . .now where my pants at? D:<

haha youre awesome xD

[Aspenfash899]

lmaoo im love this girl

[xXxChocolateLovexXx]

Was she drunk when she made this?

[novafanforlife1]

so retared get real

[euro2019]

lmaoooo awesome haha

[kulimpapabedaup]

...... America, here I come =3

[ThePhoenixson7]

You all do understand she is just repeating/imitating Comedian Nick Kroll's material as his character Bobby Bottleservice. from Funny or Die website. Check it out...

[tigro26]

that f**k lol

she's really pretty XD

[94Nomnom]

Nice Jersey Shore imitation.

[rulervisser3]

LMFAO That was funny .lol i might try tht in the street when people are walking by

[Lovesurfingg]

lmfao Youre really funny. Thats some shit I'd try and say lol

[crazimuhhree]

THATS SO FREAKING FUNNNY

[MonsterEnergyJunkie]

it's like a dragon, raping a lion, on a skateboard[x

[Jenn21089]

lol hilarious

[xtwztdxjesterx]

she is so efin gorgeous... im jealous -.-

[mattosj76]

HILARIOUS!

[peymin]

YO bitch i aint gonna date ya ...

[VivalaJulia12]

Are u drunk?

[smiley4all95]

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA , Fuck this shit =;

[freestyle0892]

I'm too good for you :/

[jojogray1234]

this so sounds like my bff jay

[yayi37]

i still pee in myself cus of this.

[missjenny3lla1]

LMFAO (:

[missjenny3lla1]

guys it's a joke dont take it seriously

[turkeyjazz]

is there a real version to this?

[TheCrazykid2011]

ED HARDY! what the is that

[chocolatemonkey129]

o my god lolololololololololollolololol­llolololol

[CreedBratton1925]

Is she trying to be a New Yorker?

[Dtrollmancan]

@CreedBratton1925

nnnaaaa she dosent smell like pee

[Platinumpitviper]

im guessing the asterisk means not a coherent english sentence lol 

[RGrant2504]

LMAO. found this girl from the G6 video and still dont' have a fucking clue as to who she is but i like her sense of humor and she's pretty cute ^^

[Sonny67921]

Because I care about food.

[pakoglzz]

CORONA nice beer

[icanbeafreak]

she remembers me lady sovereing

[PatrickSnitzerVEVO]

@maks1412 don't we all

[maks1412]

damm it ...i need a crazy and beautiful chick like this .....

[candyandi28]

I LOVE UUU!!!

[TJ32123]

GOAT CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE

[pastilata31]

i guess she tries an british accent ..?^^ she`s an idiot

[puppykatscoffee]

OMG I think the same dude asked me out last night!!

[Spartan117A1]

@puppykatscoffee He wants to get into your pants.

He wants sexual satisfaction

Go ride him.

[ultimatepreteen]

First i would take u to juciy and get u some sweatpants with like some writing on ya butt !!! lol luv that part

[lyricallord235]

THIS WAS SO FUNNY I LOVE IT

[itrylegit]

Id date you as long as you dont have aids and dont talk like that in real life

[kerplopd]

this girl is horrible . . . i hope she dies

[Veronicawashere1]

HAHAHAH awesome

[yonkersfugitive]

i really dont find this funny. Seems like shes trying way too hard

[dubs1212]

how old is she ;o?

[dubs1212]

lol shes funny good songs to

[Candyloveyou911]

With like writing on ur butt 

[lovedog49507]

what ? 

[defmex18]

<3 i wanna meet her think she's genius.

[iwuvmuffinz]

omelette with goat cheese :D LOL love the end.

[Ns4n3]

Forest Gump turn black?

[mymusicislife1011]

ahah too funny(:

[dudewithalaptop]

lol u funny as fuck

[bluesteel1026]

haha

[AYEBECCA]

muh mutha! lol

[Blowmindsblazeblunts]

i just fell in love.

[Coolmanos]

@Blowmindsblazeblunts im in love with her too man :P

[bluesteel1026]

baha!! thats funny

[billtamer]

haha the lip smack she does before she says "a dragon" is amazing

[brendonleclair]

colette is amazing! when is she gonna become a big star like kesha or lady gaga?!?

[TheDanyellebrooke]

Hahaha i love the way she say Ed Hardy... Lol, I love this chick. She's fucking amazing.

[fhantazm]

I'm actually starting to really dig this chic.

[damonstewart007]

Thats so funny! i swear i never met you before but you nailed my personality lmao jp

[supertacomonkey1]

the ending is so cute

[bieberadventure101]

Haha

[skittlequeen1999]

HA HA!!

[crazynewspeople123]

lol colette carr your so funny people in tennesse think shes a lady gaga and a kesha mixed i dont i think shes her own person

[crazynewspeople123]

lol colette carr your so funny

[mtucke314]

she got this from bobby bottleservice incase you guys didnt know.

[mtucke314]

@mtucke314 its on funny or die by the way. the exact same skit

[54dare]

@mtucke314 o shut up retard

[zayliya]

lol u are so funny !

[789whatev]

Then we could go to Ed hardy and buy me like two shirts with a dragon raping a lion on a skateboard? Haha omg sooo funny! Haha

[mummygirl305]

omg lol

[rey61662]

LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY

[singer0004]

this was like crazy funny!!

[amberlin2010]

i love this. you are effin hilarious!! and so pretty! i love the faces you make they are cute! :) plus you are spit some gangster ass flows. i love bitch like me.

[DiscoverChick123]

LOL!

!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ReneeCorey]

@hcutie101 when you veiw this and comment it your just giving her more publicity and shiiiit, so go whine to someoneelse about it k?(:

[96calichick]

lol this is funnnyyyy

[zeanith1]

Lol I think she's just playing around.

[xxTEARBEARxx]

it sounds like she is trying to have a jersey accent

[Beyoncebeyond]

@hcutie101 if you dont like her then why are you watching her...

[firaff]

Okay I'm bad and I don't see how she is trying to be "black" wtf seriously

[aislinnsexkitten18]

@hcutie1o1 hater mad hard im black and i think she is fucking cool the girl is only joking around good get a fucking laugh bone in your system i dont see you making songs and getting famous your just a H.A.T.E.R but everyone needs a hater and i want you to say something chick!!!!!! colette carr your A.W.E.S.O.M.E!!!!!!!

[SunshineBeMine]

Paused at 0:46, I laughed so hard I peed a lil'.

[LeanneRoxx13]

i love the corona shirt colette aha

[MissStarStruckk]

This is amazing, Reminds me of Jersey Shore, Shes So Prettt (:

[sarahcakes95]

it reminds of the jersey shore guys

[mackenzie3289]

ED HARDY! dragon rapin a lion on a skateboard!

[Candyloveyou911]

@mackenzie3289 Id buy that shirt o.O

[musicobsessful]

Lol

[Bee22553]

that's the situation.

[jessemac13]

Your sooo cute ...........

[iiTouchToasters]

LOLOLOL XD

I love her<3333333

[lindaantico]

this is hilarious!!! <3

[vinnny2u]

ha this was awesome! I love a touch of reality!

[itsjustmeLex]

i love this!!!!!!!!! :D

[SPAZ675]

LOLLOLLL!L!OLO!LOL!LOO!LOO!L!!­!!!LOL!LOL!!!LOLO!!!!!!!!!

THE MOST GARBAGE DOOD EVARRR FOR SURE LOL GOAT CCHESSSEE!!!!! HAAAHAHAHA

[SpaceyCowgirl911]

LMAO!!

[JonathonAlcornx]

I fucking love you so much!! "...wit like a dragon, rapin a lion...on a skate board."

[JonathonAlcornx]

I fucking love you so much!!

[AoshiShinomori]

shitty vid, hot chick.

[the1boss25]

man u on some other shit

[bmw1186]

guido!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!