Zero Punctuation: The Conduit

[deniedviewer]

the sequel was MUCH better. as in, didn't come close to this level of fail.

[teencomment]

What makes it even more ironic is that there WAS a The Conduit 2 XD

[trigolopio]

I don't think he liked it?

[MrFisturmom]

Haha i've seen the secretary.

[shadofist]

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[Caboose039]

Yes, this was exactly what I was thinking while playing Halo: You know what this game needs? The look controls of a shitty rail shooter!

[Dayntei]

Conduit 2

[BrightFilms117]

Ha, at 3:36 one of the gaming deadly sins is 'Thou shall not be on the Wii'

[RunnerLP]

It's good for a shooter. I've played it, beaten it, and went on to have a blast on the online multiplayer. I can agree that the MotionPlus would have helped things a LOT.

[Zillionatom]

Yes, good for a wii game

[cobbesjr1]

anyone notice on his list of sins, the last one was "Thou shalt not be on the wii" ?

[TevanaZelta]

Heh he really doesnt like the Wii at all ^^;

[sananeha]

Thumbs up if you didin't read this.

[eggertstwart]

lol i love the top comments

[PR0FE553RM374L]

did anyone note that the 360 was upside down at 4:07?

[lilmiksta]

I wanna list of the game design deadly sins.

[SuicidalSheep83]

@lilmiksta Watch his Turok review, pretty much exactly what you want

[wolverine529197]

Is it just me, or is yahtzee losing his accent somewhat?

[Penguinator287]

@TheRaggetyDoctor

Ocarina of Time was one of the best games that I have ever played. Do you hate it because it was hard? Were you too lazy to look up the FAQ? Was it too much of a deviation from a first person shooter? Do you only like modern games? I can't see why you would hate it. Saying you hate Ocarina of Time is like saying you hate Legends of Zelda. There was nothing wrong with it. Or at least nothing to make it a "piece of shit".

[sheepgull]

@Penguinator287 Actually from my perspective, Ocarina of Time was pretty shit. The writing was annoying (MM did the writing better), the combat was decent (but WW and TP did it better) and the aesthetic was never completely solid (you could blame this on N64 graphics but still it looked bad and MM did it sort of better).

[Endaviour]

Unique Gameplay Mechanic?

Sorry, Ocarina of Time did that about 10 years ago already...

just sayin'

[TheRaggetyDoctor]

@Endaviour Ocarina of time is a piece of shit. just sayin'

[Endaviour]

@TheRaggetyDoctor Oh and here comes a flamewar.

I like Ocarina of Time. Whatever you think doesn't interest me in the slightest.

[TheRaggetyDoctor]

@Endaviour not trying to spark flame war. stating facts.

[Endaviour]

@TheRaggetyDoctor There's no fact. It's an opinion.

And the flamewar already started...

[supersoniche]

@TheRaggetyDoctor Just because you're too unintelligent to get past the first puzzle doesn't mean it's a bad game.

[TheRaggetyDoctor]

@supersoniche why dont you go be a complete fucking dumbass somewhere else.

[alexhuje]

@TheRaggetyDoctor It may not be the best game ever, (WW and TP is better) But it is still a fun game to play.

It may be a bit overrated but it sure as hell isn't a piece of shit.

[eggertstwart]

@TheRaggetyDoctor Hey guys i think this d00d might be a troll possibly

[TheRaggetyDoctor]

@eggertstwart Finally someone with some brains!

[AVGN4EVR]

@eggertstwart ORLY? Frankly, I just stopped replying to people on the internet.

[Idlevice]

@AVGN4EVR no you haven't

[AVGN4EVR]

@Idlevice trolls I mean.

[Idlevice]

@AVGN4EVR You did it again!

OK, I'll stop this now

[thatblargguy]

But I like this game :(

[Cat0Pirate]

BDEEP BDEEP BDEEP BDEE!P BDEEP BDEEP BDEEP BDEEP!

[awsomguitarman]

Woot metroid prime has better graphics

[neroaga]

why is the ending music so much louder than the beginning or actual content

[RevolutionaryLoser]

I knew about the secretary before watching this. Feels good.

[eran5005]

*after nailing tongue to the subway train and riding around for about an hour* - yep, definitely better than any Wii game i ever tried.

Wii is fucking lame

[OneLaggyMotherfucker]

Yahtzees top 4 video game deadly sins(summed up):

1:Don't end on a cliffhanger when you haven't even considered sequel.

2: Don't infinintly respawn enemies.

3: Don't draw a sky by paintin on a wall and putting it a few feet from the window.

4: Don't make your game for the Wii!

[nomis0018]

@OneLaggyMotherfucker What about QTE ????? or are we not talking about them as they dont exist

[BeNotNormal]

I think he recommends this game.

[digitalzues13]

Thou shall not be on the wii

Game design deadly sin 4

[DemwOriginal]

I hate when the top comments are replies to stuff you can't see

[louiezone]

Its funny because they made a sequel XD

[Kemanial]

2:47 You brought the Tim Tams. :D

[ValkyrieBane]

I wonder... is liking this game also on Yahtzee's list of gamer deadly sins? If so I going to hell.

I didn't hate it when my bro first got it, but maybe the fact that I was ten then should have tipped me off.

[pinkirishgoatz]

Yep this game was dildos

[enylive]

god damn the train leavs in 12 min, and i cant find my hammer.

[Pikazilla]

I LOL'd at the first NO.

[MrOldmanstrutthatass]

BDEEP!

[capricous]

I miss Tex Murphey....It was good for what it was.

[camofire096]

conduit does suck. dont play it. controls, aiming, gameplay, and story fucking suck.

[LunaireWolf]

He didn't ask for likes because the website this was uploaded on doesn't have a like feature its been on the escapist magazine for a fucking year. Yahtzee is awesome but he cant predict the fucking future. He wouldn't of known in a years time it would of been on youtube and before fucking likes were even added!!!!

[NeroLover4297]

OMG I HATE THE WII it's so f**king annoying, i tryed playing this and so did my brothers but JESUS the gameplay and aiming SUCK, SO F**K THE WII and whatever insane teen or adults like it but not children they're to young to understand -.-

[TheMstechsupport]

@NeroLover4297 Someone has a shitty pulse and game taste

[NeroLover4297]

@TheMstechsupport i dont care i dont like it ive tried playing it but it's just to hard to play cuz of the darn controler its stupid and dont regester my movement

[hrjert1]

children 

[frostatine]

First time I have ever ever heard someone make a reference to that movie. Absolute quality, love the references always.

[gregorymarco99]

If you're an experienced Wii gamer (cough... me... cough...) eventually (after a few hours) you'll realise that you can adjust the maximum turning zone to the entire screen so that you can never point too far. This is in nearly every single off-rails shooter on Wii. I admit it's not as good as the Xbox or PS3, but at least it works. Like this so that he can get a better FPS experience!

[Buretsu]

@gregorymarco99 Quit thumb-whoring. Especially since Yahtzee will never, ever, ever, ever see the comment, and if he did, he wouldn't give the faintest shadow of a shit.

[Godzillah1]

@gregorymarco99 I thumbs down. Did that count?

[edgecutterman]

@Godzillah1 I did not see him asking for thumbs up OR down...

[TheTomtom6]

@edgecutterman He asked for likes, "Like this so that he can get a better FPS experience!" Likes=Thumbs up.

[AwesomeSauce1000]

@edgecutterman he said 'like this...'

[edgecutterman]

@AwesomeSauce1000 That's not the same as asking for "thumbs up" now IS IT!?

Ok ok, that's just nit picking, I agree with you now.

[AwesomeSauce1000]

@edgecutterman :p

[deathman1021]

@edgecutterman well he did say "like this so..." which is the facebook equivalent to asking for thumbs up, 

[morgsy010]

@Godzillah1 go to hell

[mongolianape]

@gregorymarco99 poeple should dump theyre wiis in a ditch and burn them. it was a bad idea. gaming is something you should do sitting down on a couch,wacking button in race games an fifa. fps,rts and mmo should be left for pc. unless youre a kid you would only want a wii for ultimate stripper fucker 3D.

[haku2510]

@mongolianape Im sorry but motion controlling characters in DBZ tenkichi 3 was the highlight of my gaming expierience. You feel so nerdy yet accomplished after a single fight ^ ^

[mongolianape]

@haku2510 sorry,im trolling,arent i? but seriously,movement controllers likee wiimotes,kinect and ps move miss the point of gaming in my particular vision of what gaming really is

[haku2510]

@mongolianape i see what you mean, im not a massive gamer myself so my opinion probably isnt the same for alot of people but i do tend to lean towards games with more potential for when i have friends over, so motion control can be quite fun/ embarrassing ^ ^, me and 2 other DBZ fans would clear the room so we would have enough room to make all the motions for our massive 5 on 5 fights, good times ^ ^, I suppose my point is motion control = fun over competitive gameplay, and it isnt for every1

[mongolianape]

@haku2510 the point I am trying to make though is: if youre on the brink of going postal,you dont want a tiny little stick to swing around like youre actually trying to embaress yourself. you then want A: a smashsable keyboard or B: that good old dual shock controller. now before you call out the xbox 360 controller,let me tell you a story:i ones went to pal of mine. he had a xbox 360 and halo 3 and a burnout. burnout went kind of well,BUT halo 3 is horrible on console.

[mongolianape]

@mongolianape after wich i will never ever play halo 3 again,because of the ambarresment of how poorly i did that night.

[TwinUzis]

@mongolianape

"Ambarresment"? Wow.

[mongolianape]

@TwinUzis i know its wow! dont remind me please!

[XsupadumbassX]

@gregorymarco99 ...Or you could eat a dick.

[TheBraindawg028]

Good For a wii game lol