The Armstrong and Miller Show - Hitler sketch

[rossnavy]

Anyone else notice that German soldier at the end is angelos epithemiou!

[TJPricey4eva]

Does anyone know the music in the first 30 seconds of this vid?

[vlengoc]

@TJPricey4eva It's called 'On Dangerous Ground' by Ian Hughes

I was wondering the same thing, used Shazam to find out.

[123fletch321]

only 5 Germans have watched this

[Schensue]

This song and the funniest joke ever written won the war.

[girlg33k]

Does it say something about the english psyche that they still find this shit funny after over 50 years... get over it...

[jeffyg91]

@girlg33k Fuck off

[lforster2]

Absolutely brilliant

[scaryninja1693]

Isn't the Nazi at the end from Shooting Stars?

[MCTheo3]

@scaryninja1693 Angelos

[scaryninja1693]

@MCTheo3 That'd be the one, cheers. They also have some of the "Fast and Loose" improv comedians in the show as well, I've noticed.

[sstelmaschuk]

Does anyone else prefer the Testes, Testes song over the final product?

[athull08]

@sstelmaschuk YES. The Testes, Testes bit was the tune of Daisy Belle (Bicycle Built for Two).

He gave up on that too early! He could have said:

"Testes, Testes, the Fuhrer has only one

And the best is, poor old Goebbels has none

And what about Goring and Himmler?

Their problems are both similar

They have two balls, but they’re so small

They look like they’re almost gone"

[LFCzeppelin8]

HABEN EIN GROSSEN COCKENDICK!

[squamish4244]

One of their best!  How do they come up with this stuff?

[drdudemeister]

Makes you wonder what the spy went through to get that information

[TheMotherOfChrist]

whats the background music called?

[athull08]

@TheMotherOfChrist which background music?

If you mean the tune of Hitler Has Only Got One Ball, that's a military march called Colonel Bogey.

[98josh982]

lmao 2:40 is the best part i love :P

[RelativelyHostile1]

2:06 is just too fucking hilarious, i burst out in high pitch laughter in the middle of the night and i'm a dude XD

[WCarpentier]

2:55 .. CLASSIC !!!

[JizzForBritain]

which song is the "If Hannibal Had Many Balls" tune?

[qhlpp]

Hitler. He has, like, only one ball, n shit.

[athull08]

@qhlpp

You know your balls n shit? You know how many you've got?

Like, 2 balls or some shit like that?

Well you know Hitler, yeah? He's only got 1

Random

[qhlpp]

@athull08 Isn't it?

[The1stPoster]

Impossible for me to keep a straight face at 2:06

[23AmyCarys]

piss with tweesers LOL

[thedanathtiger]

So four people feel sad Hitler had a single nut?

[positivew]

@thedanathtiger Yup. Those 4 people are Hitler, Göring, Himmler and Goebbels :D

[sw3nick]

The Nazi at the end is Angelos Epithemiou!

[Octavius0]

Churchill, has eine grosse cock... NEIN

[Brotherhoodbikechief]

see we could have won the war without the stupid americans

[dejnaM]

@Brotherhoodbikechief or Russians?

[LuRawen]

Such a random little song! XD Would be good for a ringtone... :D

[athull08]

@LuRawen you can get it as a ringtone, it's a very famous tune

[SadSadDoomDay]

I wish you could get that song as a ringtone ;3;

[athull08]

@SadSadDoomDay you can. The tune, at least. It's a very famous tune.

[dchris1990]

ironically, in the corpse that the Soviets found, Hitler really only had one ball :/

[almostskateboarding1]

@dchris1990 there was no corpse.

[nonohino]

@almostskateboarding1 So...no balls? XD

[trotskychu]

@dchris1990 everyone knows that it was shot off in ww1

[Candyflozza]

the testis! testis! the fhurer had only one! hhah classic

[berboma]

whats the original song called? like without the words

[athull08]

@berboma Colonel Bogey.

Here it is:

watch?v=XZhWQqinZmk

[ShagHairedSage]

Is that Robert Webb as a German officer at the end??

[TheFhux]

Three people are men.

With less balls than Goebbels.

[xDavidFitzgeraldx]

"Gentlemen, I think we've just won ourselves a war" :')

[harpoon66]

I'm from outside the UK... I enjoy armstrong and miller sketches... I have heard that tune before... but I dont understand y its funny... anybody explain?? and also wats the name of the song?

[LordPosho]

@harpoon66 There was wartime song called Hitler Has Only Got One Ball - its sung to the tune of Colonel Bogey (the tune they whistle in the film The Bridge on The River Kwai). Its a song you first hear as a teenager at school then you grow up with it. Not sure if its would really be funny to anyone not familiar with Britain.

[freakyflow]

@harpoon66 Hitler Has Only Got One Ball" refers to the many variations on a set of lyrics to the popular "Colonel Bogey March". These are four-line lyrics making fun of the Nazi leaders the train horn was two notes in the song which the voice on the two notes is Bol - locks! or Bollocks which is slang for balls

[freakyflow]

@harpoon66 youtube this : Hitler Has Only Got One Ball

[alexstewartmovies]

I think I may have missed somthing, why is the train so funny?

[jeevesthepunk]

@alexstewartmovies its the first two notes of the song he writes

[athull08]

@alexstewartmovies the train's horn was the first 2 notes of Colonel Bogey, which reminded him of the tune.

[MixedBag27]

The best sketch these two have ever done.

[iatemycheesescarf]

Das ist gut nein?! Lol luv the Armstrong and miller show this has got to be one of their best :D

[mightisright]

Get me my old piano.

[garywhitehead]

Hahaha that fucking train gets me everytime.

[tiffro]

this has to be one of the best sketches ever

[jeffreyser]

Very good.. I think it would have been funnier if they'd not read out the 'secret' near the start... and left it to the very end to reveal.... but that's probably analysing all the fun out of it; and maybe too traditional a format for A&M... still very good!

[danfozzie]

Best Pairing In British Comedy. :D

[missgreeneyes56]

@danfozzie I know it's been a long time but, you have forgotten Peter Cooke and Dudley Moore. Listen to Dudley's piano. Youtube (Dudley Moore Beethoven Sonata Parody)

[8895bob]

@danfozzie Ever heard of fry and laurie?

[danfozzie]

@8895bob I have.

[Superxme212]

This is one of the best sketches I've seen in ages x]

[Aristotle1889]

2 dislikes almost certainly from germany :P

[lewys93]

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time; however, I showed it to my friends and they didn't even crack a smile

[nrg5001]

The one thing that really sucks about this sketch...

Not enough people have seen it.

[NickXDDX]

1 person had "something sim'lar" :D i agree with the fella beneath this, this could well be one of the funniest sketches ever, to rival Morecambe and Wise and the Two Ronnies.

[foxismuk]

This is, without doubt, one of the finest sketches to grace British television in recent years. Take a bow Armstrong and Miller.

[sylvur]

Not only did Hitler only have 1 ball, but Nazi's and Neo-Nazi's have the smallest penises in the world. ROFL!

[sillyproductions]

Have you got the sketch when his a pirate?

[octopushcrazy]

Did anyone else notice the candle is out onj the piano at 2:50 But at 2:52 when he is kicking the piano it suddenly is alight?

[Haizum74]

@octopushcrazy Yeh its how us brits roll

[octopushcrazy]

@Haizum74 I know :) British and proud :) 2k10 n Wot ;) its my 20:20 vision you see ;D