Troll physics

[flamed112]

One of the things i MUST do before I die is make at least 1 troll physics happen in real life!!!!!!

[DarkSalamence168]

3:50 if i'm ever stuck in a falling elevator, i'm gonna try this. I'll die anyway, right?

[poomaiac]

@DarkSalamence168 hopefully not :3

[DarkSalamence168]

@poomaiac That gave me a feel... :')

[poomaiac]

@DarkSalamence168 eh

[angelicbaby92]

Darn it. . .watched the entire thing and read each one, laughing to death. Took me 45 minutes. I now believe most of this is true. . . :]

[angelicbaby92]

1:44 is simply mindblowing. hilarious!

[angelicbaby92]

RAWR THIS IS TOO LONG

[poomaiac]

@angelicbaby92 im surray :|

[Randomfilmer100]

OMZ!!! IM IN SPACE ON SUN

[asddsaasddsa8]

trolling is a art.

[poomaiac]

@asddsaasddsa8 this



[JRickyboyz]

i needed a moded controller :D

[mariomario6543210]

9:33 what about fruit fish

[qwertyyuiope]

4:10 LOL

[purefatdude2]

i don't get 2:13, BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS.

[lukairoo]

could u tell me the names of the first 2 songs?

[poomaiac]

@lukairoo 1 - All born angels - Matrix and Furutrebound

1- wolfgang gartners 5th symphony

[lukairoo]

@poomaiac ah, thx :)

[Sangheili475]

03:34 That would work,but someone just needs to create a real portal gun.

[mouwersor]

lol, these people didnt do their homework...

[DarkPhoenix222]

And scientists said that nothing can move faster than speed of light. They were wrong.

[poomaiac]

@DarkPhoenix222 i think when they mean nothing, they mean nothing relative to our size

[poomaiac]

@poomaiac oh wait nvm, troll sitting on cart with torch *trllface*

[TheExeOneVIII]

7:00 Italian song :3

[TrollWLUTB]

Physics at its finest...

[thechannelthatihave]

a lot of these work

[1Takomari1]

At 7:18, whats the song that starts playing?

[poomaiac]

@1Takomari1 Anima Libera - Emi Dj Provenzano

[1Takomari1]

@poomaiac

Thank you!



[poomaiac]

@1Takomari1 np

[honorific88]

1:53 works, magicians use that trick all the time.

3:46 is correct, It's only empty in the vacuum of space.

5:55 would work if you had a decent cryostorage tank.

7:26 lol, I already do that.

10:22 is called geothermal tapping, it's already been proven to work.

Problem?

[poomaiac]

@honorific88 7:26 (trollface)

[JaxfirebusIsBack1]

05:40 sounds like it would actualy work :/

[TheSwinia23]

00:35 i thought he is gonna shit on grass lol

[SunriseFestival]

im switching from string theory into troll physics

[hwjordan11]

1:06 you stole a idea!

[meandmyak74]

unlimited bacon worked trollpysics you do work in life

[Zombiepwnage117]

Here's a new one for you! Explaining how magnets wo-....

*brain explodes on your mom lol u mad?*

[SticksTookTime]

The fal thing would be hilarious

[niallshelley]

4:11 the sun is made of exploding hydrogen.

[genericity]

@niallshelley you've never been there

don't give us that bs

[GreyK1tsun3]

11:00 minutes? challenge accepted

[jrw6137]

im not sure but mr troll just invented an perpetuum mobile 6:03

[WindowsSanAndreas]

1:13 NO ONE WOULD EVER TRY THIS who the hell would like to be banned at Xbox Live?

[FuBuh1n1Zombikiller]

0:27 well your blood takes all the oxygene and those bubblesare made off : carbon deoxyde - water steam -hydrogen .

inhaeling them will just kill you faster !

Problem , dumbass trolls ??

[remmy470]

2:53 the correct way is to thaw unthaw means to freeze

[NotSoPhamous]

0:05 wouldn't work since the bike's wheel is still on a horizontal angle/degree

[TheTSense]

2:09 why we dont use that? only rare things bring Money...

[loftyz47]

From the first line of the equation 'a = x' we must assume that both 'a' and 'x' have the same value. If you substitute the letters for any number in "2(a - x) = a - x" , and solve, you'll find the equation makes "0 = 0"

2(5 - 5) = 5 - 5

10 - 10 = 0

0 = 0

[64meatpuppets]

1:00 Wouldn't this work?

[poomaiac]

@64meatpuppets doubt it

[adelkanaan100]

@poomaiac yea you can. do you know what a fly wheel on a car is. it almost works the same way but its not unlimited energy lol.

[iToasterman]

@poomaiac atually it would. as long as motion can be sustained and the power draw stays under controll. the issue is too many areas for failure. so its useless. and give little power.

[dell12742]

@64meatpuppets It takes more energi to power the engine then you will get.

[LightRP]

@64meatpuppets The friction within the motor would cause the entire thing to slow down. It's impossible to get perpetual energy (it is in a world with no friction or gravity e.g. deep space)

[TradingTutor]

@LightRP Even without friction it wouldn't work. "Generating energy" by an electric generator just means you're transferring mechanical energy to electrical energy, which means the 2 wheels would slow down and eventually they'd stop.

[ZombieRapeTrainer]

@64meatpuppets no because it would take more energy than it is produsing to power the big wheel

[honorific88]

@64meatpuppets It takes a lot more energy to move and object than can be generated. the gear ratio would have to be ridiculously high and you'd have to find a way to remove all friction and waste heat.

So yes, it would work for about 15 seconds.

[purefatdude2]

@64meatpuppets Oh heck no because it would take 10 times no energy to to turn the big wheel so they cancel each other out.

[ProsteDaDo]

@64meatpuppets no, small wheel spin ten times more then big, but you need ten times bigger force to spin it

[rssecretz]

@64meatpuppets no coz arent you using electricity to power the motor?

[Lolfaic234]

Just one problem. You had the fly to the sun comic twice.

[6000NoobTube]

@Lolfaic234 Problem, Lolfaic234?

[stuys69]

pretty sure pouring water into the earth is an actual energy source... just quietly

[Mkfan0921]

Anyone here know the name of the last 2 songs

[42Robotnik]

about the mathfags one...

i'm showing this shit to my algebra II teacher

[poomaiac]

@42Robotnik i showed that to my teacher and it kept the whole class occupied for an hour

[42Robotnik]

@poomaiac cool shit bro

[poomaiac]

@42Robotnik umad?

[thatsanesback123]

@poomaiac lol this is not possible... cuz its 2 ( a - x ) = a - x order of operations says you cant subtract the first a -x and subtract it from the other side because of the 2... get schooled

[poomaiac]

@thatsanesback123 i hope you do realise that this is a troll video hence is says 'troll' on the title -_-

[berkstathis]

@42Robotnik abouth mathfags it is completely wrong!!!

[42Robotnik]

@berkstathis saying 2-2 = 1-1 isn't wrong. they both equal zero

[Anthony883]

6:03 is brilliantly real.

[poomaiac]

@Anthony883 on a scale from 1 to ten rate how mad you are right now

[TTGLLGTT]

Cool story bro.

[ForgottenAgs]

Success!

[poomaiac]

@ForgottenAgs winning!

[ForgottenAgs]

@poomaiac lmao my internet crashed during the vid and it said "SUCCESS! RESOLUTION SUCCESFULL. CLOSE WHATEVER YOU DOIN'" i glitched the vid so i didnt have to watch the vid. then i wuz liek "problem, internetz?"

[poomaiac]

@ForgottenAgs problem bros?

[The0nlineGam3r]

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[poomaiac]

@The0nlineGam3r  ಠ_ಠ

[The0nlineGam3r]

@The0nlineGam3r I am intrigued.

[poomaiac]

@The0nlineGam3r thou livid bretheren? it says you replied to you own comment :o

[CDP110]

10:40

1. Breathe in air

2. Swim really deep

3. Breathe out air at bottom

4. As Bubbles rise, they expand

5. Bubbles reach surface, more air is released into atmosphere than was taken

6. Earth's atmosphere increases

7. Repeat until atmosphere encases universe

7. Explore universe safely with bros

It's crazy enough to work :7

[poomaiac]

@CDP110 ಠ_ಠ

[CDP110]

@CDP110 I've just thought to note the fact we breathe out CO2. If the oxygen has carbon with it on the way back to the surface, this process would actually decrease Earth's atmosphere. There needs to be a way to capture oxygen and increase it to expand Earth's atmosphere. DO IT GREENFAGS! 8#

[poomaiac]

@SageMage1 trollolololololololololololol, troll'd

[StevesJobs]

I thought of the Plant-Space thing in Kindergarten. Can someone explain why it won't work? If there's not enough Oxygen STILL, put in MOAR PLANTS!!!!11

[Hygonia25]

LOL, I already thought of the elevator one when I was like 6, nice to see someone else thought of it too

[csawn12]

lol the top comments relate to each other lol

[godofchaos606]

This is more like Jackass physics.

[EpicTroll666]

Cats always lands on their feets.

Take cat DNA, rub on your head, grow fur. Now you will always land on your feet if you fall.

Problem, evolution?

[poomaiac]

@EpicTroll666 i like your name (no sarcasm intended)

[MaximumSpazzitude]

you DO realize light isnt a substance? it can't DO anything.

[poomaiac]

@MaximumSpazzitude successful troll is sucessful trollface.jpg

[Joinproclan]

@MaximumSpazzitude then how come light is effected by gravity? black hole sucks light in

problem?

[SuperGamingWorld]

@MaximumSpazzitude Problem, scientist?

[MrGremlins123]

1st song?

[poomaiac]

@MrGremlins123 All born angels- Matrix and Futurebound

[JAMamation]

you can do 10:44 on gta san andreas lmao.

[poomaiac]

@JAMamation lol...

[JAMamation]

@poomaiac

why the sarcasm D: ??

[blowupuate13]

actually the one at 0:59 is possible! if done in an extremely big scale you can create infinite power with a very efficient generator!

[MrSkaterboy365]

How do magnets work?

[OneWithPrussia]

@MrSkaterboy365 Magnets work because they are attracted to the opposite polarity. If a magnet is 'N', then it will be attracted to 'S', and vice versa. It's just like the saying, "opposites attract."

[paxpacis2]

the thing with the artificial heart actually works. Figuratively spoken...

[xEarlX10]

U mad bro??

[DoctorIncredible]

problem mythbusters?

[poomaiac]

@DoctorIncredible yeah i wanna send some to mythbusters as well :|, they should make a section called trollbusters lol

[IIultrasparkzII]

@THESNEEKYWAFFLE Thats the magic of troll science, we dont give a fuck!

[HoyItzROY]

SOMEONE SEND THIS TO MYTHBUSTERS! TROLOLOL

[poomaiac]

@HoyItzROY omg that's a good idea

[LightRP]

3:50

This is not TROLL science. Someone did this and they survived.

umad trolls?

[poomaiac]

@LightRP i aint even mad bro =D

[LightRP]

@poomaiac trolololol.

[poomaiac]

@LightRP =D

[Empoleon4070]

@LightRP it is possible but ppl have proven its possible that youll die if you do it cos if you jump your going up and the elevator is going down so you have to jump the EXACT moment it hits the ground if you dont the elevator is still falling and your going up, therefore you crack your head open on the elevator roof.

[bolt12345100]

2:39 is GENIUS!!!!! :D

[timmifutz]

That Math thingy wouldnt work because at step 6 you divide by (a-x). (a-x) is zero because a=x and you cant divide by zero.

[poomaiac]

@timmifutz ya ik

[timmifutz]

@poomaiac for those who didn't get whats wrong with it :P

[poomaiac]

@timmifutz lol-.-

[timmifutz]

UNLIMITED BACON! :D

[poomaiac]

@timmifutz BACON FTW

[cybercobra2]

the portal one... THAT SHOULD WORK WOUDNT IT? D:>

[poomaiac]

@cybercobra2 it actually should work lol

[RadicalSoundWaves]

Someone explain why 6:00 wouldn't work?

[poomaiac]

@RadicalSoundWaves cos the water will go leak when the air bubbles arent there

[Starioshka]

@poomaiac Slea stops water from escaping?

[Xeliosthewolf]

Problem Newton? The energy was stoppped by whatever held the door back. That proved the law. OH!

[sniperlife2]

What's the first song?

[cantippy]

I HAVE IT

masturbate continuasly until dick is longer repeat

Problem viagra?

[poomaiac]

@cantippy lols

[poomaiac]

@FireJebus but if there are 0 people to share with, you being a variale, there will be nothing to share with, however if there are 0 apples for 0 people there is 1 apple

[Starioshka]

@poomaiac No gta4 for you and there's no gta4 ! NOW i haz gta4 in mah COMP O_O!

[poomaiac]

@Starioshka lolwut?

[Starioshka]

@poomaiac 0/0 = 1

0 gta/ 0 gta = 1 gta.

PROFIT!

[Hugh33h]

what is the musikk??

[poomaiac]

@Hugh33h uhhh from first to last 1st - All Born Angels - Matrix and Futurebound - Drum n Bass 2nd - Wolfgang Gartner - Wolfgang's 5th Symphony 3rd - Anima Libera (Original Version) Emi Dj Provenzano

[GregTom2]

lol 2:05! It seriously bugged me for a second lol!

5:38, you divide by a-x, which is 0, which you can't do. But as far as I'm concerned, yes it can be done, and yes, 1=2.

[poomaiac]

@GregTom2 lol im pretty sure the equation is incorrect, but... it's quite hard to explain that it doesn't work

[TheSeriousPL]

@poomaiac well not actually.You can add numbers or in this case -2x but it must act as a multiplier or be with the / and becomes this:2a*(-2x)=(a+x)*(-2x)