"OH NOES UR A ZOMBIE!" 7/26/10

[stephybeastt]

it's a little unnerving how the book is so descriptive.

[not2so0sweet1teen0]

ohh no u done did die XD

[BrandNewLover86]

Monster <3

[Bieberslayer]

Plz be my brother

[mandirawr]

swifty, you should totally read things about zombies. (:

[Kaitlyn0299]

it sounds like eczerts if u say it rite matt

[mikorsuri]

"Well that aint' possible, UNLESS THEY A ZOMBIE!"

Lulz and roflcopturz ftw pl0x.

Btw I love the Zombie Survival Guide. I've read it over and over and over and over*12 overs later* again.

haha :D

[NuclearBarbies]

"YOU DONE DID DIE! YOU'RE DEADD!" Hahahah

[LaRee3333]

I think you should totally read the book. It would be really interesting to hear

[CapitanKurosaki]

Need to get this book.

[Trissy1308]

You should sing another song soon : )

[darrinveggiedust]

whats your steam name? i'll add you and on another note world war z another sweet zombie book by the same author is being make into a movie which should be sick

[CharlieVogt96]

Dude im sitting next to you from the past! :O

[xtiredxemox]

I have that book!

[michellerose2994]

@xtiredxemox me too!!! its awesome! lol

[PrincessTigerLily]

why does the temperature rise if zombies are meant to be dead and dead people are cold?

[Turbulence654321]

@PrincessTigerLily

your blood temperature rises to fight infection and stuff, so the rise in temperature is probably the body fighting the infection. i'm sure it goes down after awhile. i like how i'm arguing about theories for creatures that don't exist

[666soso]

You done goofed.

[dracosbadgirl]

ZOMBIES!

i have a plan for like every zombie situation... but i NEED that book >.<

[Rockstarsinger59]

it would suck if you had to kill yr best friend sooo much

[JessykahForemanTV]

OMG I HAD 6 CANS OF MONSTER THEN I PASSED OUT AND WENT TO HOSPITAL AND NOW I DRINK LUCOZADE take that advice, im 13 :)

[Misslulu3000]

"oh no! your dead...your dun did dead!"

Swifty you should totally read stuff about zombies! :D

[flobbypoolmanretard]

SWIFTY U SHOULD TOTALLY READ THINGS ABOUT ZOMBIES!

[faeriefan37]

swifty, you should totally read things about zombies.

[lisahopponit]

yooou areee amazazazinggg

DEUCES!!

[JupeNull]

you're cute with beanie, glasses, and soul patch ;D

[TeamAngst]

Read the book

[thatonechick4444]

you look much older when you dont shave!!! ... I LIKE IT WHEN YOUR FACE IS CLEAN! but haha im just sayin!!

[uTubeMakaMeLaugh]

"and I GOT SOME REALLY COOL THINGS TO TELL YOU" sooooo cute

[MrPollyMayte]

swifty you should totally read things about zombies :P

[fozgoth]

i play CSS TF2 saints row 2 right now WHATS YOUR STEAM ID!?!?!?!??!?!

[CataroniAndCheese]

protect*

[CataroniAndCheese]

So when zombies try to take over the world, can I go to your house so you can pretect me? ;] lol <3

[CannibalismNightmare]

Oh my god, I have gotten so many laughs off of your videos. XD

I love youuuu!

[imacyclops]

woah i have that book... it is awesome!!

[YouNeverNoticedMe]

add me on steam xXTheUnforgivenXx im dl that game now the only other game i have is portal X/ lol

[taelend]

@brodwaycomedian haha i totally thought a zombie outbreak was going to happen any day and i was researching survival plans and weapons

[100000nog]

becuase i like that.. yea! ROFL

[AmberRocks1994]

HOLY FUCK ACCORDING TO THOSE SYMPTOMS IM A ZOMBIE O_o

[Paramorebaby19]

You done did died! Bhahaha too funny

[AlexanderBrando]

lol! elien? instead of alien :) that's funny the way he pronounces it. :D

[funnyshiz1243]

i just got steam doe anybody want to add me!!! :D, or tell me some good games that are free

[janayana]

Swifty, you should totally read things about zombies.

[tripthe1]

I'm not that much of a first person shooter.

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You get a FIVE star thumbs up for the glare on your glasses.

[freakinscary]

My friends, friends dad....absolutely believes that theres going to be a zombie apocalypse....he teaches his kids how to use weapons...and they go out shooting and archery and stuff...haha! and he has like..a safe room and everything. lol:] it's awesome.

[Ailacake]

Aw I love youz to >:D And yesh I'd lovet if yah read crap from the zombie survival guide. It'll come in handy some day. I have yet to thank you

[laraclayson]

I love free stuff from warped tour...and I should not've drank that rum and coke..

[rachelannen]

your little corner looks messy

[newportcitybeach]

ur epic swifty =D

[BlackEyesBlueTears16]

Swifty, you should read things about Zombies! :) did I say that right????

[missblueyes111]

MONSTER ! :D

[MrSWEETDADDYT]

Man i want that book so bad

[seshkradlol]

read it

[Jacex12Uzamaki]

What happend to you ON LTA

[DuncanTalks]

read shit about zombiez!!

[Jeaniiluv]

I love you! lol

Your awesome!

[TheDeathkngiht]

You should make more videos on your main channel

[omjebuslykserioursly]

warped tour this year was amazing. i live in arizona so i already had warped tour on june 30?? i think? idk but, coo coo bananas

[MuSiKpHaNaTiK22]

You should totally read about zombies!! :D all they need is some love! :)) rofl

[unique2aT]

Swifty, you should totally read things about zombies!

[NightQueen1313]

OMG I LOVE ZOMBIES!!!! oh and you you should totally read things about zombies!!! it will really come in handy when the zombie apocalypse begins in 2012. (some say when the end comes the world freezes, some say it floods, some say it suddenly explodes, some may say the sun dies, but my money is on the zombie apocalypse)

also I REALLLY wanted to go to warped tour but couldn't =[

[iNdiemoTV]

Swifty, you should totally read things about zombies!

[ilyzdc]

Zombies are awesome so u should totally keep reading it (:

[aeroehren]

Zombie movies are the best! I'm also really pumped for the AMC zombie series coming out in the fall, so MOAR ZOMBEHZ.

[K33GS]

Swifty, you should totally read things about Zombies! :]

<3

[Santorini1212]

swifty you should totally read things about zombies

[PsychosocialSam]

Haha, why is keyboard cat in the related videos to this? Hahahhahhhahahaha. And omg! I just realized you look like my friend (well... CLOSE friend :p) haha that's awesome

[TheErinHoward]

read the book Zombie Haiku. It's freaking hilarious. :)

[justin9154]

warped tour was awesome i went in north Carolina whitechapel and suicide silence was the shit, and got to met suicide

[0dexterschick0]

Next time announce the page number so I can follow along in my copy. =)

[destineelovesu]

new subscriber, I watched yur vids till 3 in the morning..creepy? Eh.. (smiley face)

[napoliman99]

Matthew Brown Brown here. it's July, not December loser. Lose the winter hat.

[warriorskk1]

Oh my gosh my cousin has that book. Haha, yes keep reading things about zombies, it's quite hilarious. And btw, gosh your hair is super longgg! :D love you Matt! :D

[itzybitzysamuria]

Fudge yha you should read more of it! I learn something new today! Just I got to watch ZombieLand

[napoliman99]

Fuck zombies.  You suck anyway. Go back to Alabama, Forrest.

[warriorskk1]

@napoliman99 That wasn't very nice. :P

[napoliman99]

@warriorskk1 I don't care > This guy bugs me. A winter hat? LOL

[MarisasaurusMae]

Swifty, you should totally read things about zombies...

[LadyCrimson19]

i think you should read them THEN act them out hahaha

[myheartbleedsonyou]

SWIFTY YOU SHOULD TOTALLY READ THINGS ABOUT ZOMBIES :3

[VegIsTheNewBlack]

Swifty, you should totally read things about zombies :)

[NicoleAlvaJ]

Hey, you put the gummy bear pics up....O_o I was totally listening to what you were saying and not eyeballing your wall.XD

[lexiepet1232]

im diggin ur necklace

[peeps240]

Dear Matt, Why havent you made any vids for swifty?

it makes me sad that i havent seen any lately sad panda, Felicia Corrine aka PEEPS240

[lizzipoos]

i play alien swarm. already bored of it, it's the same over and over again :( I'd play it over and over with you though! xD

[LizzieXluvzXyou]

"Swifty, you should totally read things about zombies." =D

I have that book too haha. IT'S AWESOME.

[br3sh33]

symptoms sound like an orgasm... think about it ;)

[HelloThereItsHaley]

*In creepy voice* Swifty, you should totally read things about zombies! :]

[findude1994]

Swifty, you should totally read things about zombies

[Sammibearify]

I love your hair! And your style ^-^...and and...when are you going to make a new video on your main channel? <33

[marisaxlyn]

Swifty, you should totally read the zombie survival guide :D

[BoogerFlinger911]

Rawrr!!!

Heck yess(:

Read to me matt^-^

[alexrrocks]

dont read stuff about zombies... make more switfy vids cuz you havent in like 4 years >:0

[kokobo94]

You're reaaaaaaaly cute! (:

Swifty, you should totally read things about zombies.

[reiseteve]

steam add plsplsplspls

[Italianlove09]

actually i'd rather you be naked in a video but the books ok too

[Michelle1147]

Omg i have that boookkkk <3

its my favorite book ever haaha :)

[DumDumChick]

Hm, where's the video where you kiss that girl? I wanna see.. But can't find it. D;

[GuyOfAwsomeAwsomenes]

@DumDumChick It's Olgakay's EMO GIRL : IS JEALOUS or somethin like that

[HomeOnASaturdayNight]

Definitely read.

[Daryan55TV]

You say it like "Elien" ^-^

[ilovemypurplesox]

i have your shirt. :D

[Radiatedchimp1]

Swifty you should totally read things about zombies

[TheJennyShow1]

i love you, you r gorgeous

[KyoketsuMiru]

I hate steam...pipes lol yes read more from the guide! or i will kill you with hesitation DX

[CimoreneTheRebel]

Definitely read from the Zombie Survival Guide. I love that book.... and World War Z.

[rockandrollwithcream]

swifty you should totally read things about zombies

[pnkdprincess]

you should totally read extacts, spesh since its informative :O lets face it...either zombies or sour cream are gonna take over...you should help everyone prepare for the most likly :D .... That sounds sarcastic but its not :P

[syorah]

yay this was posted on my birthday :))

[Dorego1234]

YOU SHOULD ACT OUT THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE THINGS!(:

[DocturBonesMcCoy]

WOOO Steam FTW!

Add me on steam? :3 DocturBonesMcCoy

[wrath9899]

matt what is your steam id i play alien swarm if you want to play (thumbs up so he can see to so we can add him on steam)

[KyutoAbridged]

thumbs up if you use steam i do

[lilkitty47]

My friend's bro has that xombie book! "Swifty u should totally read things about zombies"! For some reaseon whenever I tried to write Swfty I wrote Swiftly haha!

[cocoa141]

swifty, u shoulda made this video 2 weeks ago cause warped already happened for me

=(

[AliceCullenIAm]

does your necklace say "RAW" ??

[M0th3rW4r]

Matt, this is why you're awesome. <3 I definitely need to meet you some day.

[AbbieBreTV]

omg! i just looked over his right shoulder and i seen his curtian thingy move and i was like WTF.. is someone trying 2 break in 2 his apartment??i had a big blonde moment! lol it was just the wind! lol

[Elyse96]

Swifty. you should totally read things about zombies.

O_O

[ezmereldagreen]

you seem kinda sensitive and lost matt, do you have your period?

[biliechi]

swifty you should totally read things about zombies

[dumbboy66]

i would touch your nipples

[EndTheSquaids]

lol ijust downloaded it:)

[volleyrocker1]

I Already Went To Warped Tour But I Wouldn't Mind A Ton Of Free Warped Stuff! ^_^

[livemylife811]

plzzz dont read it...thank you!!!!!! :'-()

[hellzyea10]

your necklace is beyond bad ass :D

[AIRPLANESxFLYxHIGH]

gorgeous blue eyes..

&there was an ad for a game kalled Poo Stick..

this WOULD be an ad in your video:)

[SkipS5]

I've read the whole book, it's so awesome!

[Brittanius95]

if ask swifty done or what

[XCaptainGlowsticksX]

omg r u and olga kay dating????

[Hannibalthehigh]

@XCaptainGlowsticksX he is one lucky mofo if they are lol

[DillonShade]

Lol your hat blends in with the wall. wth?

[icanteverdecide]

u should read stuff about zombies, and u should take off your glasses so there arent mini computer screens on your eyes, and u should take of your hat so u dont look like u are missing the top half of your head

[crissangel4evr]

u done did died

[TwiceTheHannahz]

**repeats in awesome voice** "Swifty, you should totally read things about zombies!"

[Secretcrush75]

*Shwifty Yhu Shood Totally Read Shings about shzombies* (: ;D

[Angelofbrutality]

your hat blends in with the wall too well 

[unclet95]

I play alien swarm. Whats your steam id?

[puplov2425]

thwifty yue shuld totally read theengs about thombies!:D

[nicolecullenblack]

swifty you should totally read stuff about zombies

[KelsieLeighLantz]

SWIFTY, you should totally read things about zombies! :D

[murkat23]

Relentless is way better than Monster :D

[hotreginageorge]

Swifty, you should TOTALLY read things about zombies!!!

[kumrsito]

read bitch :)

[SilenceForbidden]

You so should, I have that book! Read the part with the guns and and the knives and and the human body!

[scgabby03]

did u relize ur ur fudgeing hot?

[JoblessPunk]

thank god I have a dual boot mac.

[shannonlassie]

swifty you should totally read things about zombies ;D

[panzylotta]

I think you should start reading bedtime stories to kids :DD

And thanks for the tip, gotta get that game now.. :>

[FloraChloris]

The yellow Monster is really delicious ;)

Loveya (l)

[ChristiCupcake]

One of my biggest fears is Zombie World Domination! You have to read from the Zombie Survival Guide! That is useful information!

[zomezgomez]

The kiss is epic

[isuckatpaintball]

YO DUMMY THE SITE IS steampowered(.)com not just steam(.)com silly!

[Branwolfe1]

DO IT! please?

[Billkaulitzluver101]

Swifty, you should read things about zombies. I really need to know how to survive I swear to god my dads a zombie.....

[Ninjawallace274]

read the book! read the book!

[EarlyBirdie82]

I wish you would take your glasses off so we could see your beautiful eyes <3

[FaroresFire]

It'd take 23 hours to turn into a zombie? o_O

and here I was thinking it was a matter of minutes.....

[AudreyMarissa]

I love your tv stand ;P

[joannerh]

rawr. <3

Zombies win :D

I love ur t.v table BTW xD

[ONofaceNicole]

Swifty you should read more things about zombies and swifty you should become my bitch. love ya! ^-^

[Squishfie]

Swifty, you should totally read things about zombies

[F3ver2Future]

warped tour <3

free monsters :D

[shannedawsonislovee]

you just make a personal video everyday doing whatever the fuck you want :D

[kjretardedful]

Dude, I LOVE you! Zombies please!

[smakers07]

MOAR ZOMBIES MOTHA HUMPER!

[Prunkity]

PLEAZ READ MOAR ZOMBEH TO US D:

[TheseWishfulThoughts]

yes that is ur call..... if its ur thing about zombies then do it! that would b pretty cool! :D

[lazyxperfectionist]

*says in Swifty voice* "Swifty, you should totally read things about zombies" xDD