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  • There are 5719 schmucks out there who really are in need of a good zetzing.

  • I love George Carlin but he got something wrong in this clip.

    He said there was no Humpty Dumpty.

    Not true George. Humpty Dumpty was a canon on a castle wall. Now the rhyme makes sense?

    But I whole heartedly agree with everything else he says.

  • God is an evil little cunt, who deserved to die, and jesus is a dirty white honky cracker bastard, and all yo christians can go nail yourselves to a cross like your messiah, you bible bashing homosexual crucified bastards.I'll burn your bibles #PREACH

  • he should have been specific, christianity is bullshit. not all religions are the same.

  • @sirpeterino nah you're bullshit.you just live in a coddled middle class country that takes christian values for granted as "common sense." but you'd need only visit the former Soviet Union to see the base nature atheism instills in people. People arent pre desposed to care about eachother or all of humanity. look at the romans or the chinese- the only thing that matters to them is thier shared blood and carrying the bigger stick. law of the jungle.

  • @00Jackacid how is that relevant? i was pointing out the fact that he was referring to christianity and calling it religion as if it were the only one.

  • @sirpeterino ah ic. my mistake. but he is a jew. it does reveal alot about who he hates.

  • @sirpeterino Yes. Other religions are different bullshit.

  • Man, he had the audience laughing the entire time. Wish I was there :)

  • Maybe just maybe, doesnt give a shit! DOesnt give a shit?!

  • holy shit. all of these things are literally the exact same things i've always said. literally, right down to the sun part. i came to that conclusion on my own when i was younger, and recently have been thinking of getting a sun tattoo on the back of my neck, a tacit acknowledgement of my appreciation for life. well, everything except for joe pesci. but now... wow, i'm so sad i never got to meet george carlin.

  • "Joe Bless You" 10:08 at the end lol awesome.

  • u guys are all fucking idiots he was a comical genius

  • @00Jackacid That last bit was splendidly articulated. But of course, blind faith continues to stymie logic at every turn: and as proof denies faith, so it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy, if you will - the blind leading the blind in some cases; being robbed blind in most.

    I believe in the right to religious freedom as an inalienable right, and I will respect peoples' customs, superstitions, et cetera within reason in their presence; but of course I reserve the right to think them batshit.

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  • George is obviously uninformed. i don't think anyone should call themselves atheists unless they've read the Bible and/or other Religion's Holy books, otherwise they don't know what they don't believe in. but that will never happen. anyone who calls themselves atheist will not look for answers for their questions in the Bible if they have already convinced themselves that it is false.

  • @snacmachine

    Well if you don't believe in the Bible (for the reason that it was just written by men with extraordinary unproven claims) then why would you believe in any other religious book that was made under those same conditions?

  • @bordertown Well you wouldn't, I'm just saying that George's depiction of God is not biblical. He doesn't know what he's talking about.

  • I better be careful what i say gods watching me LOL

  • hm a bunch of people pay money to crowd themselves in a room to hear some angry asshole rant about his take on things. WOW THATS NOTHING LIKE CHURCH!

  • @00Jackacid There is a different that must be showed though. Carlin presented comedy, while people that go to church use the things said to guide their lives. Stupid as it may be, they still follow a religion.

  • @JimmytheDoctor yeah yeah everything people say is religion. You either believe In God or its law of the jungle. Atheists just tackle one institution because they are too cowardly to implicate themselves by judging humanity as whole and look at the base reality of our species.

  • @JimmytheDoctor He has some truth to what he said though ;)

  • @00Jackacid

    Would a rap or metal concert count as the same thing?

  • They just don't build comedians like they used to..

    I hope you're having a great time in Hades, Mr. Carlin, and I can hardly wait to see you there! Give Princess Di the high, hard one for me just once, o.k.?

  • @rezakhalilzada by starting your response with an insult you do nothing but show me that you don't have a PhD ;) and what evolution proves is that we evolved from apes and, therefore, "god" did not create human beings. And I'd also like to point out that the big bang theory seems more believable than your imaginary friend (that would be god in case you didn't understand)

  • O come on guys. Im a Christian and I find this hilarious, grow some balls and just accept it for what it is.

  • Religion is incest. Think about it what I exactly meant...

  • @donsim2010 I'm glad someone here took the time to go back to the ridiculous 'Adam and Eve' fairytale....and you do speak the truth on that matter.

  • All hail Pesci!

  • I want my rib back !!!

  • @jessie74

    Best comment ever! :)

  • Oh damnit there's a religious debate in the comments.

    Did you asshats even listen to the video?

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  • i believe in god. but this guy is a fucking genius.

  • i don't think he understand why some people believe in god. thumb down from me. atheist here

  • Wow this is brilliant!

  • 5,714 people still believe in fairy tales.

  • im done with religious people and the discussion that it entails is beyond but by santa its a waste of my time

  • God to George Carlin

    "I am sorry, I was carried away by my divine plan and over 9000 prayers from people all over the globe, I did put your request to "strike [you] dead" on my to-do-list but as I was saying, I had many other duties to fulfil before I could get to you, please forgive me for the delay."

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  • and 105,074 believe in choosing what they want... either you want to listen to this or you dont... you do whant to listen to the "Good Book" or you dont... im not buying thats just me so leave me be

  • 5713 people believe in a book written and EDITED by man.

  • @TrAkMan83 Paganists.

    PAGANISTS EVERYWHERE.

  • what a ledge!

  • lmao this vid alone tipped so many over the edge to converting out

  • we didnt come from dust or fucking monkeys. people are dumb. beleave what you want but dont tell me i come from a fucking money or a partical of dust..who knows where we came from and who really cares?

  • @bigchevyco Oh, the wonders of the uneducated population. They don't even care to look into evolution, biology, history of the earth or even intrigue themselves into how things work.

    I'm an atheist and I regularly investigate religious affairs and read things from the bible, and yet some people close their minds simply because an idea does not fit with them.

  • @lifehole1 so you like the idea of living until your dead.. then just nothing? just black.. sounds like a great life to live.. not..

  • @DeathNationGaming Open up your eyes xD what is this the dark ages? If you die then you won't feel anything! dumbass

  • @DeathNationGaming I don't like the idea, but everything points straight to it. Do you remember before you were born? No? Death will be like that. You can't face mortality and live life until you realize its all you'll ever have.

  • @bigchevyco ok, we wont tell you we did, and how about you not tell us we didnt...fair trade, yes?...btw, clearly you care if you feel strongly enough to post about it

  • @bigchevyco Em learn to spell.

  • That awkward moment when George Carlin died and saw God...

  • @CJThaSavage That Awkward moment when an asshole like you thinks he knows what happens after death.

  • @luksfarris Yes I know that you dumass, and they weren't monkeys, they were early hominids. And we didn't come from dust, became from a perfect combination of biomolecules in the primordial soup. Holy shit did no one go to school seriously

  • @appleipodtouch2g @luksfarris Just wondering if you guys had any facts? This just seems like theories and opinions that you read from textbooks. Seriously, you guys cannot go back in the future so you have NO IDEA how we came to exist. NONE! you only believe what other people told you and have poor evidence to back it up. Until you can take me back in time and SHOW me i will remain agnostic. Too many opinions somebody is wrong.

  • @StackyTacky No I don't believe we came from monkeys, that's just nonsense. But I do believe we came from a species called cro-magnon that was extremely similar to modern humans. Seriously did you go to school growing up? Because you seem extremely in educated. Evolution is taught in school, to bad that I got blessed with a public school that actually has good teachers, or I would end up like you.... stupid

  • @appleipodtouch2g you are both wrong. Humans and monkeys have the same antecessors. If you were so smart you would know that even the cro-magnom species has their descendants. So have the monkeys. If you keep on going back you will reach really small mammals, and before that, fish. Before that, bacteria, and so on. Until you reach a point where we were just dust. And one day, we all will be dust again.

  • @appleipodtouch2g Woa man, just because someone is not rich is no reason to call them stupid. You are stupid for thinking such a thing,

  • Human beings in a mob

    What's a mob to a king?

    What's a king to a god?

    What's a god to a non-believer?

    Who don't believe in anything?

  • @Rokoko92 nice comment though. its a shame that no one gives a single f**k you say.

  • I worship a God I call "Mystery". I didn't know George challenged God to kill him on stage live. That's dissapointing.

  • referred by facepunch

  • who cares what people believe in-divine entity,big bang- as long as it doesnt govern your sense of morality and compasion towards others... sad part is that the interpretation of religion lead to some of the worst wars and periods of time in history

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  • this video is about RELIGION, read it again, RELIGION.

  • @rezakhalilzada What's the problem with things being random? you don't need a Phd to know that there ISN'T an invisible man in the sky.. there is evidence that proves evolution right. Do you have any sort of proof that god exists?

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  • @rezakhalilzada A PhD does not mean you know everything about any one subject. It means you have mastered a specific field. If someone knew everything about physics, then their would be no need to continue to do research. Would you have told Einstein to go dig his own grave?

    Evolution is a fact. It doesn't disprove a any supreme power. But it does disprove the god of the bible. As for the supreme power. Well there's no need to believe in that in the first place.

  • @rezakhalilzada not every atheist believes in the big bang theory (i dont) but dismissing evolution is stupid and ignorant. besides arent you the one who thinks a flying spaghetti monster snaped his fingers and the earth was created? and evoltion makes alot more since than god breathing in someones nose to make them alive

  • @appleipodtouch2g So wait a minute. You believe Humans came from monkeys? Seriously?

  • @StackyTacky no were just saying that there is no god...

  • @deathc0rR3 Its all bullshit. And none of know shit We cannot go back in time. The end.

  • @StackyTacky yup... religion is bullshit

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  • @rezakhalilzada God is human-like because he made Adam and Eve in his own reflection.

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  • @rezakhalilzada Oh alright, I was tought that sentence when I was a kid at bibleschool, but it's fine, I don't believe in god anyway.

  • @jh2k3j5hjkh i was tought to spell tought right.

    bibleschool; we take your money, and toech you bullshit

  • @rezakhalilzada actually the bible hints that he is infact a man, because when they refer to god they say "him" or "himself" and obviously Lord and God. i only ridiculed god because im tired of one sided christians how have never read any part of the bible and know nothing about evolution, trying to argue with me.

  • CTFU when he said Joe Peshi!!

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  • LOL I don't know how people can still believe in religion after watching this video, it took me years to clue in that it's all a bunch of BS, if only this video were available before I spent my entire childhood in a catholic school

  • To all u religious fans that's saying Carlin is going to hell, you guys are wackos! U prove to me physically that there is a Heaven or Hell and I'll seriously give u 1000 bucks.

  • this man is in hell right now , getting raped by devils

  • @SuatA91 there is no hell you moron

  • @SuatA91 No. Poseidon never created a hell so that´s impossible..

  • George Carlin always reminded me that there were still logical people in the world. Once he died, I wasn't sure. But then there was Stanhope....

  • Joe Pesci doesn't fuck around!

  • Never said better!! My heathen friends will enjoy "Religious Fanatic debates Atheist" on my channel. Brace Yourself.

  • If he had religious faith, he wouldn't be using profanity!!!

  • @ospartiatis

    Watch the end of Carlin's "Saving the Planet" video. As cool as the intellectual rebellion of atheism may seem, just know that Carlin was not an atheist

  • @Seawave777 Carlin has said on many occasions he is agnostic/atheist.

  • @TheSnoopy1750

    Carlin never claimed once to my knowledge to identify himself as specifically "atheist." He may have said "agnostic," but I don't remember that clearly myself.(And there is a BIG difference between an atheist and agnostic, namely the pompous determinism of intellectual certainty) Please correct me if I am wrong with some examples from his videos, books, or transcripts. Otherwise, please don't go around making false claims for other people to read.

  • @Seawave777 "pompous determinism of intellectual certainty" Hahaha you're a moron.. Atheism does not claim certainty.... So ignorant.. The only difference between Atheist and Agnostic is that agnostics are too scared to admit they're atheist.

  • @wh0racle3

    Really? So many self-proclaimed atheists (like yourself) are actually too scared to admit they're agnostic! Even Dawkins says he doesn't know for sure, and so do you? Well, then, by most accounts, you're agnostic buddy, and unless you are at a Dawkins seminar, you may as well start considering yourself so. Despite the hard, almost-leap-of-faith it took for you to only mostly reject a higher power, your balls aren't any bigger for it--they're just red and angry, and smaller

  • @Seawave777 atheism doesn't mean absolute certainty. All it means is that I do not believe in god. The same way I don't believe in bigfoot and unicorns.

  • @lijpekklex

    WRONG...Carlin did not think that life goes beyond faith. Watch the end of his "Saving the Planet" video. He was not religious of course, but he clearly makes a statement of faith in that piece. It's REALLY annoying that I have to set so many people straight on this, but somebody has got to do it. YOU DON"T HAVE TO BE A NIHILISTIC ATHEIST TO BE A "FREE THINKER" OR EXPERIENCE DISGUST WITH THE SYSTEMS AT HAND!

  • @eucalypton

    That's all a matter of semantics, "god," "universal consciousness," or "The Big Electron" as Carlin says. Carlin clearly states that he thinks we are all part of something "far greater than we can conceive of." Does that sound like something an atheist would say? It's pretty clear he believes in something, but doesn't want to use "God" to describe it, because that term's association with organized religion often invokes justifiable disgust. But definitely NOT atheist

  • @Seawave777 Not sure why you replied to me. Did I reply to your last comment? But anyway, the important question isn't atheist or theist but whether or not you can think for yourself, question things and listen to logic and reason. And I think the reason Carlin isn't using the word "God" is because "The Big Electron" doesn't really overlap with what most people think of God. God to most people is something that cares about them while "The Big Electron" just is because it is and doesn't care.

  • ah 240p...we meet again...

  • Probably the best thing about the opening of this is that most people take religion out SO FAR that it's just ludicrous. However, if you read it without his sarcastic tone (which is only there to begin with for ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES), is actually not that big of a stretch. "There's a man in the sky, who watches you at all times of the day and night, who has a list of 10 things you can't do, or you burn forever and ever in fire and pain in death...but he loves you!"

  • Religion: Delusion Everlasting.

  • watch "i hate religion and jesus" thats a good one.

  • And hes dead now ...

  • @cent2356 wow really did you just say that here... haha let it go man theres nothing to be afraid of... Religion is endangered Idea my friend, being replaced with peace and compassion the only ones still being hostile is the USA.. let go of the fear brotha.

  • Watch "why I hate religion but love Jesus". That is why Christianity is the only true religion.

  • @thulfiquar20

    Joe Pesci

  • then who created the sun??

    

  • @thulfiqar20 No one created it, it was made from the big bang.

  • @jordanmylesevans Who made the "bing bang to happen"? You will keep tricking your mind by giving meaningless answers till you reach a step where you admit there is a higher power created the universe which is God or you will fool your self and say it was there before. I will keep asking you who created "the before?!".what I want to say is our minds are limited and this is one of millions of proves there is a God.

  • @thulfiqar20

    Right, if you watch the end of Carlin's "Saving the Planet" video, you see he clearly agrees almost exactly with what you say. He just does not use the word "God." Many self-proclaimed atheists are ironically less free thinking than they would like to think. It's unfortunately viewed as a cool, intelligent validation of one's self to be intellectually rebellious against the mystery of life. And unfortunately most the people commenting here are on that bandwagon.

  • @thulfiqar20 nothing created it, and then the big bang happend, and we are apart of millions of years of evolution by natural selection, its a lot more beautiful i think.. we have telescopes that can look out to space, millions and millions of miles out to space, and millions of galaxys with millions of stars in them. what would be the point of god making the universe so big if earth is the only planet which can support life. i dont belive, i belive that there is more life out there.

  • @thulfiqar20 who created god?

  • @comprehende @jordanmylesevans Some would say that the universe came from nothing, such as the big bang theory, but we all know that from nothing, nothing can come. If there was nothing to begin with, then nothing could have been created. But the world does exist, as does the rest of creation. Since there could never have absolutely nothing there must have always been something in existence, and this is God. God has therefore always been in existence and was not "created".

  • @comprehende @jordanmylesevans Part of the short comings of humans is that we lack the ability to understand things of the level that God does. We are not unable to comprehend how these things can come to pass, nor can we explain the mysteries of God and his ways. This is where faith comes in. Without faith we can not begin to understand or believe in God, or his existence. Thus, it is only faith that can lead anyone to truly begin to perceive God and his ways.

  • @comprehende @jordanmylesevans Human mind is limited and this is one of the evidence of the excitentce of God. Our minds cannot imagine aor contain God. Beside, this of the universe how perfect it is.! how the human body perfect is ! every small detail is created perfectly .The science havent even discovered some of these miracles in the human body with the advanced technology we have. Only one can create this which is God. Nothing is here by chance.

  • @thulfiqar20 I don't believe anything tbh.You could be right. George could. be right. We have no DEFINITE evidence of religion or anything else. I don't know what to think. I think the Big bang theory is just as ridiculous as the religion story but hey W.e

  • @StackyTacky

    That's called agnostic, you don't know, end of story.

  • @thulfiqar20 let me just argue that for example the universe follows an infinite series of implosion and expanding. therefore what you understand as big bang is caused by the implosion of another universe collapsing and expanding again. therefore the universe existed all along but in a transforming cycle.

  • @thulfiqar20 and can you make some examples why the universe is perfect? is there an other universe you can compare to? and furthemore the human body is not "perfect". i mean what is perfect? we have diseases, cancer and epidemics are vulnerable we are unhygienic (shit,urine,sweat) etc. furthemore we kill, rob and exploit our planet and dont tell me that it is our fault. if there is an allknowing god he should have known how his creature will develop right?

  • Epic. Just freaking epic. XP

  • why are religious people watching this video if they know its gonna say something about religion? title clearly states that, don't know why you would watch something that offends you

  • @niggainthahood Because they have no lives. I bet they beat off to that fucking douche who wrote the poem about dead Jesus.

  • @corycashatt90 thats exactly what we do, youre a genius

  • @niggainthahood

    Doesn't offend me, doesn't offend God; it's just sad to see

    people offend themselves by what comes out of their mouths;

    maybe some will change for the better if something is said.

  • @dampboulder not true the bible has shit morals for the most part. I feel your pain I go to a Christian school and honestly the teachers there hate gays and support torture. Look up dueteronomy 22 it's fucking bullshit.

  • 11 million views and no top comment, actually no bullshit stupid ass comment, kinda nice fer a change

  • @TheAiDaN2110 For a religious person you sure do preach a lot of hate.

    Not surprised.

  • @LordMoonracer Thank you! Finally some one with a little common sense in this religious world!

  • How fucking depressing it must be being atheist to go through life thinking this is it. And most will rot in hell just like this cunt motherfucker george carlin is fuck you george Jesus hates you! The day he died was the happiest day of my life!

  • @TheAiDaN2110 i think that this is what George was talking about when he said he was a sun worshiper... "So everyday I can see the Sun as it gives me everything I need; heat, light, food, flowers in the park, reflections on the lake, and the occasional skin cancer but hey, at least there are no crucifixions, and we're not setting people on fire simply because they don't agree with us."

    everyone is different, they don't have to be just like you.

  • @chrissi827 There's crazies in every religion. Was jesus setting these people on fire? No. That's like saying that fred phelps and those psychos represent christians. George is a bitch who runs his mouth bad talking Christians and he got exactly what he deserved. I pray everyday that atheists will find the right path and have nothing against them but a bitch like this who goes and bad talks my religion i have no sympathy for.

  • @TheAiDaN2110

    How can you possibly know what happens after we die? It just makes you look arrogant. And you sound pretty violent and emotionally unstable for someone who's religious.

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  • Hahahahah fuck you george carlin he's rotting in hell was we speak

  • @TheAiDaN2110 the bible doesnt even teach that...the dead are dead until the resurection...read your bible...which is bullshit anyway but aparently I know more about it then you do

  • @rookerzzz what the fuck are you talking about you dumbass, you either go straight to heaven, hell, or purgatory after death. 

  • @TheAiDaN2110 you are a fuckign idiot who just likes making way on the internet...if you believe the bible, fine, try reading it. IT SAYS that those who are dead are in teh grave and know nothing until the day of judgment when god will decide who goes where, so you can go fuck yourself or you can try reading your bible if you can habdle it, it;s pretty boring

  • @rookerzzz I love how an atheist is trying to act like he knows more about my religion then me. Hahahah i think your reading the jewish bible or something bud.

  • @TheAiDaN2110 dude, look it up, I studied the bible for years, the dead know nothing until the resurection...also the jewish bible, is your bible its called the old testament

  • @TheAiDaN2110 ecclesiastes 9:5

  • See how absurd things are when you really look at them. Well done George, R.I.P

  • Religion is stupid but i kinda hope there is an afterlife and that George is up there stoned and happy.

  • Religous people are very ignorant. If i could show this in my religion class (yes atheist going to a catholic school i know) maybe some of them will see the light. In my opinion, religion only teaches you good morals. Other than that it's a waste of time and money

  • I loved George! He was the best!

  • Funniest guy ever.

  • amen to that. (oh the irony) hahah.

  • visit my channel you will see the proofs

  • Indeed it contains many scientific facts unknown at its revelation 1400 years ago, all of which have been proven correct!

  • the Holy Quran, remains word for word intact since it was revealed fourteen centuries ago. It is a miracle that God presented to all intelligent creatures as a challenge to reproduce. To this day, the challenge remains without response; the like of a single Quranic verse has not been produced. It is also perfect for all places and times, and does not clash with science or reality

  • @messagecims Doesn't the Quran say humans were created from a blood clot?

    It also says we're created from mud, or something like that.

    So not only is it wrong, it is twice wrong about the same thing.

  • Greatest stand up EVER. Loved this man, hahaha (Atheism FTW)