The Chaser - Howard Axe

[kevista117]

Screwdriver don't scare Howard.

Macho badass!

[TeHzoAr]

Ah, so the secret to assassinating high profile figures is to have a camera crew in place behind you.

[KaylinJH]

@TeHzoAr best way to hide is out in the open man :) take stealing a car for instance. just get a valet uniform and wait outside a expensive hotel as the person gets out they think you are there to park the car and hand over the keys, you get in and dive away

[hidenorivideo]

Seeing American reactions to Chaser stunts is a serious reminder of how lucky we are over here. Humorlessness is one moment of clarity away from fundamentalism.

[acidxbel]

... what happened to the shoe guy again?

[jabroni1223]

LMAO if that was in the US he would have gotten his ass shot so many times be the secret service.

[davorin101]

@jabroni1223 or if he was really lucky end up in Gitmo.

[Cationification]

LMFAO!!

[andro89]

Howard was hugable though, Rudd is just........weird

[Radzere]

i wonder if you would get a hug from george Bush of (Texas), while holding a (chainsaw) or whether his goons would turn it into a (massacre) !!

[tdenterprise]

@Radzere that was really really really clever.

[theOlCoot]

How did those dudes get in Wayne's basement?

[bubble992]

you, sir or madam, are my new hero! wayne's world and chasers, well done.

[MrT223]

i knew they were gonnahave a chainsaw!

[maxxskill]

see you could not be able to do that any were else

[madpaintbalerx]

Wow, its really easy to get near the prime minister of Australia.

[Mokey117]

That's because he's not exactly in danger of being assassinated.

If any Prime Minister starts really fucking the place up enough to warrant people posing a security threat to him, he'll just get sacked by the governer-general.

[monandjay]

HAHAHA lol

[soundssuper]

its a lot safer here.

[PR0GRAMMING]

Can they have this kind of humour with Kevin Rudd?

Why is it that if they played jokes on him, I think it would come across as awkward rather then HAHAHA funny?

[Alanahxx]

They have mentioned that they wanted to but yeah Rudd thinks he's so funny, so its more awkward. Plus, they also said he's impossible to get a hold of, apparently he's smarter than Howard.

[nothinisavailable]

lol there was also a bit cut from this segment where he was holding a four-point star mace and asking for a hug hahaha

[mirikam8]

That chainsaw part was worrying lol

[justpostit]

OMG i had this one my phone i fucking love this.

[WimmyWamWamWozzle]

(laughs)Oh it doesn't matter

lololololol

[RAEsaysNOfatchikkz]

'cause Australia is kool like that ;)

[thepogpo]

(hahaha)Oh it dosent matter!

Classsic

[badboy377]

john howard, last aussie pm,

[googlekilledbambi]

Howard who?

[Peekingduck]

Like the fact that the man doesn't see everyone as a threat or terrorist.

Hoping this will spread to the US..

[AirandSun80]

Congratulations, Australia!

[brazwen]

what are you congratulating on us for?

[warner003]

meh i'll take it

[ViniitaDesign]

Seems The Federal officer was impressed by STIHL chainsaws ?

[Geelong2008]

john howard aint so bad least he kinda has a sense of humour

[Mcstooger]

dam straight ForsakeH

[ForsakeH]

That we have a sense of humour XD

[MaryOfManySkills]

The Chaser team are not really funny, and are going stale, when you resort to hideous attacks on the dead, it's time to get out of the game, and get a real job. , stop wasting taxpayers money on bias dribble A.B.C. The 3or4 odd hundred thousand people who watch this and few complaints coming to the fore, what does this really say about A.B.C viewers..

[gargantuandick]

There is no reason why the dead should not be held accountable for what they did in life. If anyone has problems maybe they should harden the fuck up.

As for bias almost everything on TV is bias, you just don't notice it because pop culture is accepted as normal for no other reason than that more people dogmatically adhere to it.

[Atem501]

Have you actually seen the Eulogy Song, and even if you have, most people criticize it because the media and politics have blown it up to a disaster, which is what the song was about, not attack dead people, but the fact that the media can bring out the best in dead people who were total #%$*&%^! is life.

[largetalons22]

He must ahve the most lax security.

[henrylordskowalski]

john howards big guffaw when he first sees the ax is priceless

[the1calledbat]

Fact howard said GST would never be part of the lib's policy yet he brought it in. Howard is a bush puppet. he has no problem with sacrificeing australians for america's war for oil. Send your kids to his war if you voted for him because i won't be sending mine to die for him and bush.

[whirlpoolzend]

the1calledbat: "hear hear" We can only hope that the world is swinging back in the right direction with the imminent demise of Bush and Howard. If it doesn't I think I'm going to have to get off my arse and do something (constructive), how about you? By the way I suggest you check out citizenkong (below)... there is hope coming out of America! Cheers.

[whirlpoolzend]

Could you see Chaser doing the same with George (I'm a twat) Bush?

[citizenkong]

we americans can only dream whirlpool!

[LordAkira]

hah. Why not just get a bow and arrow and put one through Bush's head.

If Bush had security that lax, he'd be dead by now.

[citizenkong]

yeah, but Bush's security is not that lax. .

Of course we really don't want to top off Bush. . . martyrdom and all that. . . it would be the only thing that could save his legacy!

[corrion1]

seriously i cant believe they started up a chainsaw infront of the PM!

[hjijtjh]

apparently they heavily discussed whether or not to actually have the chainsaw running

[bobhawks]

I'd like to see Howard hit by a bus .

[bobhawks]

Howard is a shameless Rat taking credit for Paul Keating's hard work and self sacrifice. Costello is nothing but a rubber chicken

[Payney122]

id like to see you run the country

[Okusurei]

Nicely phrased.

[Payney122]

this sounds a lot like a conspiricy theory to me

[Swannysback]

Wow - nice analogy im surprised you had the brainpower to think up that gem :)

[Swannysback]

lol sad attempt at a reply....try again twatboy

[Swannysback]

You classify 'Howard sucks Nazi weiner' as something to say?! You are obviously as mindless and braindead as I picture you to be, my dog has more intelligent things to say! You are just a bitter twisted twat who uses youtube to spam his illegible waffle, get a life you patheic loser....

[Payney122]

i believe in not making people accountable for what there ancestors have done, not all you have done, but some of wat you have said is just that.

[Payney122]

at least im not trying to push my beliefs onto people in a comdey show

[Swannysback]

The twat below spams the same crap on every Howard vid...sad

[Payney122]

this has nothing to do with truth or lies, this is a video from a comedy show, not a political dabate

[Payney122]

wat the heck has this got to do with this video, i mean ok, howard is in the video, but if you want to express your feelings do it in a political forum, not on a video on youtube

[fatathaland]

lmao "i'll give you a handshake" *hug*

[Youtoplet]

Such a nice guy.

[darijoe]

Too bad Peter Costello also went to the same school as me and the guy who hugged him.

[darijoe]

Too bad I go to the same school as the guy who hugged him.

[iamcaelum]

lol a running chainsaw

[weonk]

This nothing when Jean Chretien was pm of Canada some guy hit him in the face with a pie and Chretien choked him half to death. Another time some guy actually broke into his house with a knife... I forget how that ended