Masturbating Bear Frozen In Carbonite - 2/17/09

[TheSeeker008]

that bear has perfected the art of masturbation.

[gened216]

why were parts of the set destroyed?

[MargotVoguey]

@gened216 I believe he was chopping off pieces and giving them away to the audience.

[maxcohen13]

Thumbs up for mirror-reflection video.

[JSelby]

Ha ha ha, they played "Beat It" at the end of the setch. Subtlety FTW!

[chitownreak]

this sketch was written by george lucas,epic storytelling

[nkallday88]

5:17

[mrFalconlem]

Classic.. loved it.. 

[PhillipD8486]

Great scene of the Bear pushing Kenneth out of the way!

[Only1Transporter]

LOLOLOLOLOL 4:34

[illustriouschin]

Wait, why didn't the Masturbating Bear use the hair dye and electric trimmer?

[JONGOKAMALA1]

CLASSIC!

[jek21]

"Beat It" was a nice touch at the end there. XD

[japum77]

They were clearly in the sewer!

[MVPtr4sh]

the one person who disliked this never masturbated i guess

[dwelch181]

@MVPtr4sh Christine O'Donnell

[LandoSChainsaw]

@MVPtr4sh Not true I have never masturbated & I Love The Masturbating Bear

[kamehamehacker]

@LandoSChainsaw You never masturbated? Really?

You better start, though. Cuz masturbation prevents prostate cancer.

According to AskMen and recent studies "ejaculation allows the prostate to clear itself of carcinogens. In other words, masturbation may literally clean your pipes".

So... get yourself comfy and give youself a hand! :p

[LandoSChainsaw]

@kamehamehacker I'm a Catholic so It's a sin to waste seed, not to mention I've heard that I can ensure prostate health by eating tomatoes, watermelons & other products high in lycopene daily

And as far as cleaning out my "pipes" because of my lack of masturbation I seem to have wet dreams whenever my pipes get dirty (usually following a painful few days of blue balls)

[kaesy24]

4:48 omg

[doopitfrog]

Hahaa

[mercuryrulz]

CARRIE FISCHER IS THE SHIT!

[Nibbelpippel]

"okay masturbating bear any last request?" You should'we known what he is going to do.

[xray323]

good times