How to be a Magician, Taxidermist, Comedian, Politician, Gastroenterologist, Hypnotist, Composer, Director of Photography, Translator, Astronaut, Prophet, Truck Driver.
@betsiej How to be from Netherlands ? Be a window whore who smokes pot but no hasch (Heaven forbids lol) and talks in a language that can't decide wether it's english-ish or german-ish !
@thefunclub I can't wait. I love making people feel uncomfortable. If only I had a camera to follow me around in my daily life. Anyway, keep it up! :D
My one track mind leads me to suggest "gynecologist" as a profession to feature. I bet Monty Python's "How to do it" sketch subconsciously gave me the idea.
In Canada it's mandatory to learn french from grade 4 to grade 9. It being our second official language. Most French professors are kind of loopy though.
@SpongyOLlama I attended school in Ontario and it was MANDATORY for me at least, (As well as the rest of my classmates.) to learn to speak french. And I didn't say you couldn't speak a different language, or learn another language, for that matter, but it is at least mandatory to learn it in the public school system. Now, that may be different in other school boards in Ontario, (Catholic, Private... etc.) or other public schools, but in all of the schools I have attended I had to learn French.
@SpongyOLlama Okay you're Canadian and you speak German. Did I ever say that you couldn't because you live here? And if what I'm assuming is wrong then by all means correct me, but French is CANADA'S SECOND OFFICIAL LANGUAGE. We have two official languages French and English. I never said that you weren't allowed to speak other languages under the law because French and English are our official languages. And for the record you can.
@bananagirlx456 Lol, I was saying... "Yes, you are right. In theory, Canadians are taught French, as it is a priority. However, my French teachers have always been too loopy, and I never picked it up. I mean, my German is even better than my French, which just shouldn't be."
@SpongyOLlama Nah it's okay. My friends almost never understand what I'm saying anyways. So I guess that makes me really cryptic. I'd love to be able to speak German. I can speak a few words in Japanese though and I'm trying to learn Hiragana, Katakana, and Kanji. Ummm that might be a little cryptic but basically I want to learn how to read Japanese.
Its actually really funny because im french, born in Quebec, and even all the french girls in my school have trouble pronouncing the 'r's XD
TashieMS 4 weeks ago
A wedding planner.
starkrazi 1 month ago
Private detective
Riflemanm16a2 2 months ago
je sais parler le français and I speak english, and german and other languages. Fluently and without accent.
I'm 15
Mrericsson22 2 months ago
@Mrericsson22 Mais ta grammaire, c'est horrible! XD
TashieMS 4 weeks ago
the like bar looks similar to a blunt
blauegitarre 2 months ago
HAHAHAH! this is great stuff. Grrrrrrrrr
MrSlyxx 3 months ago
"de nada" *-*
Isa0212 5 months ago
haha that how i am in the morning 1:39
latraal 6 months ago
Je parle un peut de Francais. And I basically jacked around in Frnch class all four years! Yay highschool French! C'est bon, non?
m1n1b00gn15h 6 months ago
How to be a Magician, Taxidermist, Comedian, Politician, Gastroenterologist, Hypnotist, Composer, Director of Photography, Translator, Astronaut, Prophet, Truck Driver.
SidMalloy 6 months ago 2
@SidMalloy I will work at least one of those out.
thefunclub 6 months ago
@thefunclub Thanks. Those were just suggestions, I didn't mean to overwhelm you :)
SidMalloy 6 months ago
@betsiej How to be from Netherlands ? Be a window whore who smokes pot but no hasch (Heaven forbids lol) and talks in a language that can't decide wether it's english-ish or german-ish !
emma75 6 months ago
How about how to be a veterinarian?
IWishUDidntNoMyName 7 months ago
definitely the tarot card reader
KissYourTearsAway 8 months ago
cartagrapher
LostintheWandering 8 months ago
Holy crap, you're hot.
StackCityEntOfficial 8 months ago
"Or a .... BEEEEE...Hunter!!" ROFL!!!
"That's probably not all there is to being French Professor, is there?" Classic!!!!
Picapiedras144 8 months ago
How to be Italian
AikikaiAikido 8 months ago
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newyorkonlockdown 9 months ago
I really don't think this is funny. Sorry.
NannaLaurie 9 months ago
Love your videos. nothing like a good laugh after work and gym and before going to sleep
uniontupapa 9 months ago 4
Thank you so much @uniontupapa. There are more of these coming soon. xoxo ilana
thefunclub 9 months ago
This may be the best interview ever. :)
BeeToTheRye 9 months ago
@BeeToTheRye Thank you so much. I'll be making more people in other fields feel uncomfortable very soon.
thefunclub 9 months ago
@thefunclub I can't wait. I love making people feel uncomfortable. If only I had a camera to follow me around in my daily life. Anyway, keep it up! :D
BeeToTheRye 9 months ago
how to be a postal worker
antoniee 9 months ago
Hot guy. Si j'etais a ta place j'aurais pratiquer ce french kiss directement sur lui
isamrulz 9 months ago
Wow, he uses a MANUAL typewriter... old school!
starsiegeplayer 9 months ago
You're name is Lana too! that's bitchin!
lanalicious88 9 months ago
how to be a fashion designer
or
how to be a hollywood actor!
Jagimatu 9 months ago
De rien! Uhhh... de nada. :p
datalal624 9 months ago
My one track mind leads me to suggest "gynecologist" as a profession to feature. I bet Monty Python's "How to do it" sketch subconsciously gave me the idea.
grecomic 9 months ago
that is soo funny . I watched it more thatn 5 times ...
mssso90 9 months ago
hahaha that french kiss part must've turned him on XD
donleavemelikethis 9 months ago
you should really do tarot reader that would be so sick
Alexanderglamify 9 months ago
Like this if you are viewer 666
SpongyOLlama 9 months ago
In Canada it's mandatory to learn french from grade 4 to grade 9. It being our second official language. Most French professors are kind of loopy though.
bananagirlx456 9 months ago
@bananagirlx456 I am Canadian. I speak German, I do not speak French. Your statement holds water.
SpongyOLlama 9 months ago
@SpongyOLlama I attended school in Ontario and it was MANDATORY for me at least, (As well as the rest of my classmates.) to learn to speak french. And I didn't say you couldn't speak a different language, or learn another language, for that matter, but it is at least mandatory to learn it in the public school system. Now, that may be different in other school boards in Ontario, (Catholic, Private... etc.) or other public schools, but in all of the schools I have attended I had to learn French.
bananagirlx456 9 months ago
@SpongyOLlama Okay you're Canadian and you speak German. Did I ever say that you couldn't because you live here? And if what I'm assuming is wrong then by all means correct me, but French is CANADA'S SECOND OFFICIAL LANGUAGE. We have two official languages French and English. I never said that you weren't allowed to speak other languages under the law because French and English are our official languages. And for the record you can.
bananagirlx456 9 months ago
@bananagirlx456 What? I was agreeing with you.
SpongyOLlama 9 months ago
@SpongyOLlama But you said it holds water!!!!!! I am not familiar with that saying!!!!!!! Grahh!!!!!!! I' sorry if I took it the wrong way.
bananagirlx456 7 months ago
@bananagirlx456 Lol, I was saying... "Yes, you are right. In theory, Canadians are taught French, as it is a priority. However, my French teachers have always been too loopy, and I never picked it up. I mean, my German is even better than my French, which just shouldn't be."
Something like that, sorry for being so cryptic.
SpongyOLlama 7 months ago
@SpongyOLlama Nah it's okay. Everyone can be cryptic at times.
bananagirlx456 7 months ago
@SpongyOLlama Nah it's okay. My friends almost never understand what I'm saying anyways. So I guess that makes me really cryptic. I'd love to be able to speak German. I can speak a few words in Japanese though and I'm trying to learn Hiragana, Katakana, and Kanji. Ummm that might be a little cryptic but basically I want to learn how to read Japanese.
bananagirlx456 4 months ago
animator?
96679528 9 months ago
that hand kiss was disturbing...
...and thrilling....
YourPsychoanalyst 9 months ago
How to be a ninja!!!!!! ^_^
TechnicallyPerfect93 9 months ago
Dorian?
gottalovemymovies 9 months ago
@gottalovemymovies I think she was trying to say "De rien!" Note that the professor says this phrase @ 2:41
grecomic 9 months ago
u are sexy... ^^
Lyanxd 9 months ago
How to: be vegan.
BatmansFavoriteGirl 9 months ago
@kisslove123100 i no thats what i was thinking to i thought it was at first lol!! :)
happyhour1999 9 months ago
how to be author
thebiebefevergrl22 9 months ago
a panda
whatthefuck386 9 months ago
hahah good job! im french this is funny
OmgNutellalover 9 months ago
@xeonmusk the technical term is genital stimulation engineer
RedRobPhan 9 months ago
How to be a costume character at a theme park
RedRobPhan 9 months ago
hahahha
"why arent you kissing your hand?"
I pretty much died during that part
WinterSpringPro 9 months ago
how to be a good fucker?
xeonmusk 9 months ago 7
@xeonmusk I think the technical term would be "prostitute."
thefunclub 9 months ago 33
@thefunclub If you're beginning a series on professions, you might as well include the oldest one!
grecomic 9 months ago
How to be a Gynachiatrist. No, not Gynecologist, Gynachiatrist.
aussieari 9 months ago
How to be a Ninja. Good luck finding one.
Blargaldalien 9 months ago
How to be a hooker.
xXxNWishxXx 9 months ago
Whatever the hell people who get degrees in philosophy do...
BatmansFavoriteGirl 9 months ago
Theoritical Physicists
legendary7708 9 months ago
Respond to this video... Is that an actual job?
BatmansFavoriteGirl 9 months ago
Is that a real job?
BatmansFavoriteGirl 9 months ago
@BatmansFavoriteGirl yes
legendary7708 9 months ago
@legendary7708 Cool.
BatmansFavoriteGirl 9 months ago
'Rooo-loooo-nnn-d' Lol.
Awesome, awesome beret by the way.
I want to know:
*How to be: amazing in general
*How to be: a mermaid
*How to be: a make-up stylist.
I added the last one because I want to see Alana mess with someones face with make up... Just saying..
BatmansFavoriteGirl 9 months ago
I wanna know how to be: cool. (:
NokAllAround 9 months ago 8
@NokAllAround You're already there. :)
thefunclub 9 months ago 21
why dont you have more views?
marnozzle 9 months ago
this baget looks like a dick.
LifTyor 9 months ago
this is awesome!!
OhhhhCanada 9 months ago
I love you
PsyDanShan 9 months ago