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  • Lol those were Mexicans

  • what is joe like 22?

  • "WHAT about the aliens?"

    "Those where Mexicans"

    lmfffffffffffffffffao

  • joe was younger here

  • @dooooooer Realy??? Wow you are observant.People usually are younger in the past......-_-

  • 9fifty5 you're a dumbass.

  • Funny stuff!

  • Did they really talk about alien bodies in the newspaper or was it just a mention of a flying saucer? I only seem to remember the Flying saucer mentioned but I could be wrong.

  • Uhm Milky Way is about 100 000 light years across, we're about 25000 ly from the center, so it's a quite fucking miscalculation, Joe, it will take ~75000 years for our broadcast to reach the opposite end of the Milky Way, though you're argument doesn't loose validity. Search the galaxy? If you wanted to name all the stars in this galaxy, just this one out of hundreds of billions of galaxies, if you named one a second it would still take you more than 3500 years.. just naming them.

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  • @Vejita12 SUP VEGITA12! You must be from NASA space division, tell us more

  • "those are mexicans!" lol

  • What the fuck would you do if you did know Joe?

    Say you still weren't getting the whole story?

    Was 9/11 an inside job to?

    Fucking flawed logic conspiracy carping retard.

  • @9fifty5 your fucking retarded, ur prolly a religious freak lol maybe you should do more research before trying to make fun of someone... fag

  • @victoriousVICify

    'prolly'

    'lol'

    'your fucking retarded'

    I think you're the fucking retard.

  • Epic Alex Jones is there, having a terrific ball ! :D

  • The U.S. military printed no such thing in the paper ever.

  • @zenlikestate sorry to burst your bubble, but it's true, they did, and then they lied.

  • @TheJoshJman I tried to find the newspaper but couldn't. Where is it? "We have recovered a crashed UFO and alien bodies." Pretty significant headline. Did the CIA confiscate every newspaper that hit distribution? If it's out there, I would love to see it.

  • @zenlikestate yeah, as far as a physical copy, the CIA confiscated most of them. but i mean there have been videos on this subject, and they show the paper. havent you seen any?

  • @zenlikestate lmgtfy.com/?q=1947+roswell+new­spaper&l=1

  • this is soo epic!

  • skinny joe. Funny!!!

  • Can anybody make out what is being shouted by someone in the crowd at 3:33?

  • Is this Joe Rogan before steroids?

  • @kardis6 In Rogans own words, "When I was younger I was more cut but now I am stronger. Funny how that works."

  • @noahstfuboi Cause everyone knows the dimensions of the Milky Way without researching

  • @K3ogh1989 He's a comedian - not an economist, he probably just read something in a newspaper, magazine or TV show about SETI and it amused him. If all comedians had to research their routines to such a level of accuracy then they'd probably be boring; it's called observational humour, not educational humour.

  • CETI is a private venture, not government funded.

  • @WickedJargon SETI...what's your C stand for?

  • @TheNibiru720 excuse me, i meant to say SETI. both are actually private ventures concerned with communications with extraterrestrials. SETI (Search for extraterrestrial intelligence) and CETI (Communication with extraterrestrial intelligence).

  • There are billions and billions of stars in our galaxy. We don't even know how many galaxies there are. And if space is nothing, it in theory goes on forever, even if there are no stars etc in a certain region. Assuming the big bang theory is at least relatively accurate, there could have been an infinite number of them spread out across uncountable lightyears. There are probably living organisms out there. People who laugh at the idea are ignorant and self-absorbed. Humans are unimportant

  • alex jones is full of shit!!

  • Sorry Jjiggity... The galaxy is about 100,000 light years across, and since radio waves travel at the speed of light, it would take about 100,000 light years for a radio signal to cross the galaxy.

  • There needs to be more comedians that talk about shit like this.

  • this is obviously a bill hicks ripoff. poor joe is a hypocrite=(

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  • What a doucher...

  • thanks for the great info. I feel so much smarter know.

  • it's funny how ppl come and say "but it's like this or that" when they dont know shit for a fact.

  • @TheEXpothead ahmen brother

  • joe rogan doesnt steal material. sometimes comedians will say things that are very similar sometimes. but can you really disagree that its a coincidence? these are funny people it wouldnt be suprising that they think up some of the same shit

  • i joe rogan, but he's not funny he tries too hard

  • I thought SETI was privately funded? No?

  • Hey hes a comedian...maybe he was exagerating. :)

  • the galaxy is a 100,000 light year across?

  • this was a george carlin joke..............so this guy steals jokes too.

  • @kratos3821 No it isnt.

  • @kratos3821 you sir are false

  • I love how opinionated people are on here like anything they say matters lol fucking dooshers kill yourselves.

  • he basicly just talks about how he thinks about the world and forgets to make it funny. I think he is interesting but not a good comedian. I wonder why dudes just talking about life in a informal way but to an audience isn't a popular form of entertainment its interesting and removes the expectation of jokes.

  • Alex Jones is their. OMG.

  • @balibali51 he have said that terence is one of his biggest influences :)

  • @balibali51 A big one.

  • @balibali51 He's said his favorite book is Food of the Gods. ;)

  • lol similar (the printing of the crashed UFO and recovered bodies then the next day the story changed) when Obama came on national tv to Announce the death of Osama, but supposedly!!!!!??? they were watching the entire thing (Raid and shooting) go down yet he nor the "media" or anyone else could have get the story RIGHT from the very beginning.

  • @balibali51 huge fan

  • @balibali51 yup he is he talks about MC Kenna's Food of the Gods

  • yay Alex

  • The milkyway is 100,000 light years across.

  • @IronDrummer123 thats exactly what i was thinking..

  • 70 million yrs later.. "what"? lol

  • Officially the funniest shit I've ever seen. omfg lmao

  • his government man impression sounds like dave chappelles white man impression

  • Beings with the intelligence to travel galaxies still manage to crash their ship? It's a trick! They stuffed their ship with electronics and crashed them on purpose. Computers are just a trojan horse sent by aliens. They just have to wait for us to reverse engineer the technology until we stuff up every tool and weapon we have with computer chips! In a few decades, they will come back and EMP us and we will be defenseless! :P

  • @smokings6x Seems counter productive to give us technology so we advance and then EMP us. Why give it to us in the first place so we won't progress like humanity has. I guess they could pigeon hole our technology progress so they know how our weaknesses but with the technology they gave us we have used it to create other things like more advanced weapons. Seems more likely they gave it to us so that we eventually wiped ourselves out with nukes or something.

  • @csbob2010 not really. if you wanna think of it that way, its like a form of dependance. everytime we advance, we toss out something old, and forget it. after awhile we'll have forgotten the basics, and how to manage withou advanced tech. then boom, we get EMP'd and loose it all. and seeing we forgot the rudimentaries we'd have not even spears and crap to fall back on. at least, that's an idea. im not saying thats what happening.

  • @LamonicBomb It is not that we forget how to use spears, its that it takes less effort at the time for an amount of currency in exchange for taking a life.

  • @balibali51 without a doubt!!

    

  • The galaxy is 100,000 light years across, it will take a radio signal 100,000 years to traverse the milky way. however our solar system is not on the edge its about 20% of the way in. 35 millions years however is WAY off. But its comedy, get over it.

  • Aliens are real, but why should we care?

    They obviously dont want to come, i mean look at what a shithole we made here.

  • turn off all your banana peels and engage in my secular candle greeting of extra fast blinding rubber rocks of haircut

  • dam thats a pretty good Alex Jones impression

  • dam thats a pretty good Alex Jones impressions

  • Go fuck yourself

  • Wow, that bit reminded me of Bill Hicks sooooooo much.

  • I saw one once when I was younger

    Quite a life changing experience, it puts shit into perspective

  • Dave Chappelle White man voice...

  • @balibali51 Indeed he is

  • I am watching this while watching.. the 1947 new mexico documentory;p

  • alex jones the zionist vatican pig is there....nuff said.

  • @MrBereal351 What? Alex Jones is a zionist? Where's your evidence?

  • @chicapees Alex jones, evidence. Oxymoron.

  • @maosef Alex Jones is out there and a bit overzealous for the so-called "truth." But I think it's an exaggeration to say Alex Jones and "evidence" are an oxymoron. There are evidence to many of the things he claims. It's that a good portion of the things he says is so freaking out there.

  • @chicapees Well the whole new world order theory he constantly promotes is just nonsense. Conspiracy theories of that size don't work, they are based on logical fallacies yet this guy promotes them. Now I don't know whether he does it for the money or he does believe what he preaches but either way he is detrimental to a lot of people. So I'm kind of pissed of that Joe Rogan has let himself be known as an acquaintance of Alex Jones, lending him credibility.

  • @maosef I can't honestly say that everything Alex Jones says about the so-called "New World Order" is based on logical fallacies. Like Joe Rogan has even stated, I also believe in about 60-70% of the stuff Jones talks about. Now, hold on, don't peg me as a "conspiracy" theorist just yet! Lol. A lot of the stuff Jones talks about is too out there for me to even fathom, but certain things such as the Gulf of Tonkin, Operation Northwoods, World Trade Center 7, etc. -- I have problems with as well.

  • @chicapees Well it isn't based on evidence, the way I have seen him work is he generally finds information, stuff that can be portrayed as a conspiracy theory and then makes assumptions. Kind of like when people see something in the sky that looks extremely odd and they jump to the conclusion its a UFO(of the alien nature..) when it could be any number of things. The only reason I assume he might be doing it deliberately is because he has became very wealthy from it.

  • @maosef Yeah, he often takes giant leaps (i.e. the UN having secret orgies with refugees. lol.) But I don't think it's ALL based on assumptions as you say. Like his trip to Bohemian Grove is documented on videotape. His theory of the Gulf of Tonkin Incident being a false flag operation is backed up by many historians and so is Operation Northwoods. Same way he shouldn't jump to conclusions based on little evidence, we shouldn't generalize everything he says is false just cause a lot of it is.

  • @chicapees Well he made a double assumption that I'm aware of with the Bohemian grove, first that the owls are suppose to represent an old god name Moloch, and then that they worship Moloch. Also Moloch was never portrayed as an owl in scripture. Its most likely a reference to Athena the Greek goddess of knowledge which was typical of the neoclassical architecture. It really isn't related to religions so much as a club for rich white males, besides 2700 members is to many to keep secrets.

  • @chicapees The Gulf of Tonkin I'm not to sure what he draws from it but that is very possible that the 4th of August attack was faked by the US and used as an excuse for war. Hitler done something similar with the Reichstag fire, although historians believe that was a real attack unrelated to the Nazis, it was just convenient for them. The Gulf of Tonkin is a very under wraps operation and the tapes are most likely fake.

  • @maosef You're criticizing aspects of his theories that I even see problems with. Lol. So, there's no disagreement there, but I was simply alluding to the existence of these weird rituals which many believed to be "conspiracy theory" for decades. When he takes a leap to the worship of owls as participating in satanic rituals, that's where he loses me. As for the Gulf of Tonkin, even General McNamara admitted to it never happening. But I think we're nearly in agreement there. Cheers.

  • @chicapees Also Operation Northwoods was a false flag attempt, however I know a lot of conspiracy theorists believed this meant the US was conducting terrorist attacks not just conducting them. Now whilst I believe its pretty much always wrong to lie to your own people, with the Bay of pigs scenario and the high threat communist nations posed to the west Operations conducted by the CIA and FBI to increase anti communist sentiment probably were performed with good intentions.

  • @maosef Well, the leap that people falsely make using the Operation Northwoods document is that since it stipulated the hijacking of planes and hitting monuments, 9/11 had to be a false flag operation. For me, it simply means that the government is "capable" of such treasonous activities. I guess when you talk about whether "lying" is right with "good intentions," that's where we diverge. I'm always for a transparent government and believe organizations like Wikileaks are necessary.

  • @chicapees Oh don't get me wrong, I think wikileaks is the greatest thing to happen to journalism since fast long distance communication(Crimean war). I just mean that back then in the 1960s the cold war was a very hot war and tensions were running high with threat of nuclear war so I think such actions were somewhat justified or at least need to be looked at in a situational context.

  • @chicapees However to be fair your not the kind of person I thought you were, I had a friend who use to believe the government was dropping chemicals via airplanes on people. I thought it must be extremely unpleasant to live with that kind of paranoia over your own government but it was probably his own fault for smoking too much weed and you seem like a smart guy anyways.

  • @maosef You're absolutely right. "Context" is key to every historical debate. It's funny 'cause you sound a lot like Rogan. In one of his appearances on Alex's show, he argued with him about the context Alex evades in one of his 9/11 theories.

    Anyway, thanks for the compliment. I always try to be open-minded yet very critical. As a book worm and fan of works by Zinn and Chomsky, I find the truth, like answers to many questions in life, are usually found somewhere in the middle of the spectrum.

  • Anyway I'm just trying to be meticulous to try and portray the guy for what I think he is, a fraud. I don't want to be that douche bag that gets in peoples faces because of who or what they choose to believe but I have put my faith into people that I have later found out were Fraudulent or even just not what they claimed to be. Its a pain in the ass facing that shit but when you accept it your on the road to open mindedness.

  • @maosef I hear ya. My only hope, since you seem to be a pretty reasonable guy, is not to dismiss parts of his argument because of his bizarre claims. I'm that guy who cares about what, not who. I guess credibility is an issue with him, but let's try to keep an open mind about everything so we don't miss anything. As Joe Rogan once said on the Alex Jones Show, I too don't trust anything someone tells me until I can comprehend it for myself whether it be the government or a conspiracy theorist.

  • @chicapees Definitely, I'm think the use of unwarranted ad hominem attacks is despicable. With Alex Jones however the guy makes money off of it, its his job and he is dependent on shock on awe of his viewers, in a not to different way that political parties are reliant of rhetoric. I don't believe most politicians are scumbags, I think the system is pretty shitty and when they actually do go through grueling years of university they end up becoming useless lobby fodder.

  • @maosef 100% agreed. :)

  • Alex Jones there, lol.

  • Black Helicopters! Haha, I love that he still says that.

  • SETI is considered by some as a very expensive hobby.

    SETI could be described as the amalgamation of advanced human technology and human inanity.

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  • but what about the aliens??....thooose, were mexicans

  • I like you more now Joe!

  • lmfaoo mexicans on a baloon

  • @nuckinfuts32330 lmao ya very cleaver copy and paste lmao wow little kid get off the computer

  • @nuckinfuts32330 lmao ....tell me how pandamoniums ass tastes ....ps you tell me to suck your nuckinfuts and then call me a faggot lmao

  • Epic

    

  • @nuckinfuts32330 hey suck my nuckinfuts faggot. Pandamonium626 obviously told your cock suckin ass off, so shut tha fuck up homo!!!

  • Guys!! Joe Rogan got sloppy drunk and told me what he really thinks 2012 is about !! I bet he wishes he didn't !! Check my video, you won't believe it !!

    GOVERNMENT SQUID HOAX !!

  • @nuckinfuts32330 Man you have a serious delusion. I'm not sucking anyone's cock just to get into an "inner circle." Grow the fuck up you infant.

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  • alex jones wow man

  • He never claimed to be a college professor. He's just trying to make you think/laugh.

  • Arecebo (SETI) is actually listening for radio signals, the galaxy is approximately 100k light years across (no 35 million), and the instrument is used for other purposes. I still like Joe rogan but his shit is whack on the science. LULLLLLz HERP A DERP

  • @TheJjiggity

    We don't know anything about the universe, could be bigger then we ever thought.

  • @JoshTehNinja I said galaxy not universe, Re-read it. The galaxy is approx 100k light years across (untold galaxies float in the larger universe by the way). The universe on the other hand has a visible light cone of 13.7 billion years. Beyond that it's all a mystery!

  • @TheJjiggity

    Sorry I misread. One love.

  • @TheJjiggity  he didnt say 35 million light years across... he said that's how long it takes a radio frequency to travel across the galaxy and he is correct

    and the only other thing SETI does is laser transmissions which is extremely flawed even more than radio frequencies since you would have to know exactly what frequency to look for. Also, lasers are uni-directional opposed to radio freq being omni-directional.

  • @diljo13 fuck you. you are wrong. radio frequency travels at the speed of light you assclown. SETI is a radio detector. NOW die, I don't have time for your stupid shit. It's painfully easy to go to wikipedia and learn this for yourself

  • @diljo13 It doesn't take a radio signal 35 million light years to traverse the galaxy because a light year is a measure of length, not time, so it doens't make sense to say it takes 35 million light years for a radio signal to travel across the galaxy; by the way the galaxy is only 100,000 light years across, and radio signals travel at the speed of light, so it takes roughly 100,000 years for a radio signal to travel from one end of the galaxy, to the other.

  • @diljo13 wrong, the galaxy is 100,000 years years across, radio waves lasers light all travel at the speed of light. we are not in the center of the galaxy. so apx... 50,000 yeas to the closest edge and 150,000 years to the opposite edge.

  • @diljo13 the milky way is 100 million light years across right? so are you saying radio waves travel faster than the speed of light?

  • @diljo13 He DID say 35 million years. A light year IS an actual year long. 35,000 light years is the shortest distance from home in the Sagitarius arm to the edge of the galaxy, assuming there's someone listening on the edge of the galaxy and not closer.

    He said "Get out of the galaxy" not get to another galaxy... 2 million light years to the Andromeda galaxy. The Leo Triplet is 35 million light years away... maybe he thinks they live there...

  • @diljo13 radio waves travel at the speed of light....

  • @diljo13 Radio waves travel at the speed of light like all other electromagnetic radiation, so if it takes radiotransmissions 35 mill years to travel across the galaxy, then the galaxy is actually 35 million light years across.

    But thats not even what joe rogan said, he thats thats how far it will take for the transmissions to signal OUT of the galaxy.

    PS: I dont really know what your original argument was with that dude though.

  • @MMAoracle There are billions of stars in this galaxy that could be harboring life as we know it. There isn't much outside our galaxy till you reach another galaxy, almost all the stars you see at night are in our galaxy. I have a computer program that simulates our universe, it's called Celestia, check it out sometime, it'll give you some new perspectives on space.

  • @diljo13 it doesnt take 35 million light years for a radio frequency to travel across the galaxy

  • @balibali51 He is, check out Monkeys in Space.

  • Joe Rogan is the Man! ... a j is a piece of shit fear monger you went on and on hyping the japan radiation threat over and over AMERICANS ARE GONNA DIE FROM THE JAPAN REACTOR RADIATION!!! Then bought ALL the radiation medication and is selling it on infowars for TWICE THE PRICE.... FUCK ALEX JONES HES NOT HERE TO HELP YOU HES WORKING AGAINST THE PEOPLE!!!

  • LMAO the AJ impressions were HILARIOUS!!!

  • @BigEvan96 For real, he was pretty accurate with lol.

  • LMFAO, HIS ALEX JONES IS SPOT ON AND HILARIOUS AS FUCK!

  • wtf. thats bill hicks.

  • depending on what direction you send the signal, it would take 5,000 to 75,000 years for a signal traveling at speed of light to clear the major star structures of our galaxy.. 37 million years at same rate would get the signal clear of the local clusters of galaxies.. etc. :) no matter.. joe still slings the good shit.. thanks for vid.

  • @planetoperator why do you presume they'd send a signal? They probably use other means for communication which has no delays whereever you are in the universe.

  • @planetoperator he clearly mentioned RADIO SIGNALS not LIGHT WAVES, RADIO SIGNALS DO TAKE 35 MILLION YEARS to leave the Galaxy. Please listen carefully.

  • What does Rogan think about GSP and the UFO recently?

  • Come on, this isn't that funny or informative. All negativity aside, Rogan still kicks butt

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  • looks wayyyyy younger

  • his Jones impression, lmao.

  • Joe Rogaine is a legend in his own mind.

  • The best part by far is the Alex Jones impersonation. Infact the rest isnt funny.

  • This wasn't funny but I like Joe Rogans personality and its very interesting to hear him speak.

  • @leapingfury listen to his bit about dumb people outbreeding smart people, one of the funniest bits I've ever heard, yeah this bit wasn't that funny.

  • This guy going to cause civil war in United States.

  • what about the aliens?

    ya those were mexicans

    I JUST WANT TO FUCK CHICKS!!! Y IS THAT WRONG!!!?!?!

  • Starkrush is another hypocritical blind sheep who obviously has no idea what he's talking about. Why don't you do some research before you run your mouth about something you obviously have no knowledge of? Joe Rogan speaks the truth. The brain produces DMT in R.E.M sleep, it's a proven fact. Starkrush is just another blind sheep who will never see the error of his ways. He'll never accept the truth, even when the truth is right in front of his face. Typical narrow-minded dumbass.

  • haha alex jones :p

  • FUCK WHITE PEOPLE VIVA MEXICO CABRONES!!!

  • @AZ09astrophysicist Shut the fuck up.

  • @AZ09astrophysicist Fuck Mexicans! Viva La Aliens!!!

  • @BudlightBuzzin FUCCK YOU ANTI-HUMAN PENDEJO IDIOT!!! lmao

  • i see alot of bill hicks in joes routine. however this is great material! 5 stars!

  • SETI doesn't send out signals Joe, it looks for signals. Typical of a conspiracy theorist to distort the facts.

    2/10 for laughs Joe

  • @spiritmong WRONG.

  • @spiritmong LOL that's even fucking stupider. We're looking for signals that aren't even there... No matter how you put it, SETI is a fucking waste of money. With the money that's thrown away on buying useless shit like that, we could save a million dying children in Africa... Oh wait I forgot America doesn't give a fuck about any other countries..

  • @lambofgod661 stfu i am from ontario what city maybe i can go smell

  • @blah1562 BS pure BS get some facts about DMT:

    DMT and the Pineal:

    Fact or Fiction?

    by Jon Hanna

    v1.1 - Jun 29, 2010

    As of June 2010, there is currently no scientific evidence that the pineal gland produces DMT. Someday there may be evidence that DMT is produced in the pineal gland, but that day has not yet arrived.

  • @starkrush funny that the wikipedia page starts off

    "N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT) is a naturally occurring hallucinogenic compound of the tryptamine family. DMT is found not only in several plants,[3] but also in trace amounts in humans and other mammals"

    Look at the citations, its legit

  • @pyro666926 Look dude if you cannot even Read what you posted you are beyond hope but worth one more try. I will send you the link, in a private message.

    Joe Rogan is NOT legit. You might wanna look up terms like " trace amounts"

    vs " pineal gland" after reading what i will send you.