Did they really talk about alien bodies in the newspaper or was it just a mention of a flying saucer? I only seem to remember the Flying saucer mentioned but I could be wrong.
Uhm Milky Way is about 100 000 light years across, we're about 25000 ly from the center, so it's a quite fucking miscalculation, Joe, it will take ~75000 years for our broadcast to reach the opposite end of the Milky Way, though you're argument doesn't loose validity. Search the galaxy? If you wanted to name all the stars in this galaxy, just this one out of hundreds of billions of galaxies, if you named one a second it would still take you more than 3500 years.. just naming them.
@9fifty5 "Was 9/11 an inside job to?" maybe. it the towers had controlled demolitions for sure. you tell me how a building can fall straight like that.
@TheJoshJman I tried to find the newspaper but couldn't. Where is it? "We have recovered a crashed UFO and alien bodies." Pretty significant headline. Did the CIA confiscate every newspaper that hit distribution? If it's out there, I would love to see it.
@zenlikestate yeah, as far as a physical copy, the CIA confiscated most of them. but i mean there have been videos on this subject, and they show the paper. havent you seen any?
@K3ogh1989 He's a comedian - not an economist, he probably just read something in a newspaper, magazine or TV show about SETI and it amused him. If all comedians had to research their routines to such a level of accuracy then they'd probably be boring; it's called observational humour, not educational humour.
@TheNibiru720 excuse me, i meant to say SETI. both are actually private ventures concerned with communications with extraterrestrials. SETI (Search for extraterrestrial intelligence) and CETI (Communication with extraterrestrial intelligence).
There are billions and billions of stars in our galaxy. We don't even know how many galaxies there are. And if space is nothing, it in theory goes on forever, even if there are no stars etc in a certain region. Assuming the big bang theory is at least relatively accurate, there could have been an infinite number of them spread out across uncountable lightyears. There are probably living organisms out there. People who laugh at the idea are ignorant and self-absorbed. Humans are unimportant
Sorry Jjiggity... The galaxy is about 100,000 light years across, and since radio waves travel at the speed of light, it would take about 100,000 light years for a radio signal to cross the galaxy.
joe rogan doesnt steal material. sometimes comedians will say things that are very similar sometimes. but can you really disagree that its a coincidence? these are funny people it wouldnt be suprising that they think up some of the same shit
he basicly just talks about how he thinks about the world and forgets to make it funny. I think he is interesting but not a good comedian. I wonder why dudes just talking about life in a informal way but to an audience isn't a popular form of entertainment its interesting and removes the expectation of jokes.
lol similar (the printing of the crashed UFO and recovered bodies then the next day the story changed) when Obama came on national tv to Announce the death of Osama, but supposedly!!!!!??? they were watching the entire thing (Raid and shooting) go down yet he nor the "media" or anyone else could have get the story RIGHT from the very beginning.
Beings with the intelligence to travel galaxies still manage to crash their ship? It's a trick! They stuffed their ship with electronics and crashed them on purpose. Computers are just a trojan horse sent by aliens. They just have to wait for us to reverse engineer the technology until we stuff up every tool and weapon we have with computer chips! In a few decades, they will come back and EMP us and we will be defenseless! :P
@smokings6x Seems counter productive to give us technology so we advance and then EMP us. Why give it to us in the first place so we won't progress like humanity has. I guess they could pigeon hole our technology progress so they know how our weaknesses but with the technology they gave us we have used it to create other things like more advanced weapons. Seems more likely they gave it to us so that we eventually wiped ourselves out with nukes or something.
@csbob2010 not really. if you wanna think of it that way, its like a form of dependance. everytime we advance, we toss out something old, and forget it. after awhile we'll have forgotten the basics, and how to manage withou advanced tech. then boom, we get EMP'd and loose it all. and seeing we forgot the rudimentaries we'd have not even spears and crap to fall back on. at least, that's an idea. im not saying thats what happening.
@LamonicBomb It is not that we forget how to use spears, its that it takes less effort at the time for an amount of currency in exchange for taking a life.
The galaxy is 100,000 light years across, it will take a radio signal 100,000 years to traverse the milky way. however our solar system is not on the edge its about 20% of the way in. 35 millions years however is WAY off. But its comedy, get over it.
@maosef Alex Jones is out there and a bit overzealous for the so-called "truth." But I think it's an exaggeration to say Alex Jones and "evidence" are an oxymoron. There are evidence to many of the things he claims. It's that a good portion of the things he says is so freaking out there.
@chicapees Well the whole new world order theory he constantly promotes is just nonsense. Conspiracy theories of that size don't work, they are based on logical fallacies yet this guy promotes them. Now I don't know whether he does it for the money or he does believe what he preaches but either way he is detrimental to a lot of people. So I'm kind of pissed of that Joe Rogan has let himself be known as an acquaintance of Alex Jones, lending him credibility.
@maosef I can't honestly say that everything Alex Jones says about the so-called "New World Order" is based on logical fallacies. Like Joe Rogan has even stated, I also believe in about 60-70% of the stuff Jones talks about. Now, hold on, don't peg me as a "conspiracy" theorist just yet! Lol. A lot of the stuff Jones talks about is too out there for me to even fathom, but certain things such as the Gulf of Tonkin, Operation Northwoods, World Trade Center 7, etc. -- I have problems with as well.
@chicapees Well it isn't based on evidence, the way I have seen him work is he generally finds information, stuff that can be portrayed as a conspiracy theory and then makes assumptions. Kind of like when people see something in the sky that looks extremely odd and they jump to the conclusion its a UFO(of the alien nature..) when it could be any number of things. The only reason I assume he might be doing it deliberately is because he has became very wealthy from it.
@maosef Yeah, he often takes giant leaps (i.e. the UN having secret orgies with refugees. lol.) But I don't think it's ALL based on assumptions as you say. Like his trip to Bohemian Grove is documented on videotape. His theory of the Gulf of Tonkin Incident being a false flag operation is backed up by many historians and so is Operation Northwoods. Same way he shouldn't jump to conclusions based on little evidence, we shouldn't generalize everything he says is false just cause a lot of it is.
@chicapees Well he made a double assumption that I'm aware of with the Bohemian grove, first that the owls are suppose to represent an old god name Moloch, and then that they worship Moloch. Also Moloch was never portrayed as an owl in scripture. Its most likely a reference to Athena the Greek goddess of knowledge which was typical of the neoclassical architecture. It really isn't related to religions so much as a club for rich white males, besides 2700 members is to many to keep secrets.
@chicapees The Gulf of Tonkin I'm not to sure what he draws from it but that is very possible that the 4th of August attack was faked by the US and used as an excuse for war. Hitler done something similar with the Reichstag fire, although historians believe that was a real attack unrelated to the Nazis, it was just convenient for them. The Gulf of Tonkin is a very under wraps operation and the tapes are most likely fake.
@maosef You're criticizing aspects of his theories that I even see problems with. Lol. So, there's no disagreement there, but I was simply alluding to the existence of these weird rituals which many believed to be "conspiracy theory" for decades. When he takes a leap to the worship of owls as participating in satanic rituals, that's where he loses me. As for the Gulf of Tonkin, even General McNamara admitted to it never happening. But I think we're nearly in agreement there. Cheers.
@chicapees Also Operation Northwoods was a false flag attempt, however I know a lot of conspiracy theorists believed this meant the US was conducting terrorist attacks not just conducting them. Now whilst I believe its pretty much always wrong to lie to your own people, with the Bay of pigs scenario and the high threat communist nations posed to the west Operations conducted by the CIA and FBI to increase anti communist sentiment probably were performed with good intentions.
@maosef Well, the leap that people falsely make using the Operation Northwoods document is that since it stipulated the hijacking of planes and hitting monuments, 9/11 had to be a false flag operation. For me, it simply means that the government is "capable" of such treasonous activities. I guess when you talk about whether "lying" is right with "good intentions," that's where we diverge. I'm always for a transparent government and believe organizations like Wikileaks are necessary.
@chicapees Oh don't get me wrong, I think wikileaks is the greatest thing to happen to journalism since fast long distance communication(Crimean war). I just mean that back then in the 1960s the cold war was a very hot war and tensions were running high with threat of nuclear war so I think such actions were somewhat justified or at least need to be looked at in a situational context.
@chicapees However to be fair your not the kind of person I thought you were, I had a friend who use to believe the government was dropping chemicals via airplanes on people. I thought it must be extremely unpleasant to live with that kind of paranoia over your own government but it was probably his own fault for smoking too much weed and you seem like a smart guy anyways.
@maosef You're absolutely right. "Context" is key to every historical debate. It's funny 'cause you sound a lot like Rogan. In one of his appearances on Alex's show, he argued with him about the context Alex evades in one of his 9/11 theories.
Anyway, thanks for the compliment. I always try to be open-minded yet very critical. As a book worm and fan of works by Zinn and Chomsky, I find the truth, like answers to many questions in life, are usually found somewhere in the middle of the spectrum.
Anyway I'm just trying to be meticulous to try and portray the guy for what I think he is, a fraud. I don't want to be that douche bag that gets in peoples faces because of who or what they choose to believe but I have put my faith into people that I have later found out were Fraudulent or even just not what they claimed to be. Its a pain in the ass facing that shit but when you accept it your on the road to open mindedness.
@maosef I hear ya. My only hope, since you seem to be a pretty reasonable guy, is not to dismiss parts of his argument because of his bizarre claims. I'm that guy who cares about what, not who. I guess credibility is an issue with him, but let's try to keep an open mind about everything so we don't miss anything. As Joe Rogan once said on the Alex Jones Show, I too don't trust anything someone tells me until I can comprehend it for myself whether it be the government or a conspiracy theorist.
@chicapees Definitely, I'm think the use of unwarranted ad hominem attacks is despicable. With Alex Jones however the guy makes money off of it, its his job and he is dependent on shock on awe of his viewers, in a not to different way that political parties are reliant of rhetoric. I don't believe most politicians are scumbags, I think the system is pretty shitty and when they actually do go through grueling years of university they end up becoming useless lobby fodder.
Guys!! Joe Rogan got sloppy drunk and told me what he really thinks 2012 is about !! I bet he wishes he didn't !! Check my video, you won't believe it !!
Arecebo (SETI) is actually listening for radio signals, the galaxy is approximately 100k light years across (no 35 million), and the instrument is used for other purposes. I still like Joe rogan but his shit is whack on the science. LULLLLLz HERP A DERP
@JoshTehNinja I said galaxy not universe, Re-read it. The galaxy is approx 100k light years across (untold galaxies float in the larger universe by the way). The universe on the other hand has a visible light cone of 13.7 billion years. Beyond that it's all a mystery!
@TheJjiggity he didnt say 35 million light years across... he said that's how long it takes a radio frequency to travel across the galaxy and he is correct
and the only other thing SETI does is laser transmissions which is extremely flawed even more than radio frequencies since you would have to know exactly what frequency to look for. Also, lasers are uni-directional opposed to radio freq being omni-directional.
@diljo13 fuck you. you are wrong. radio frequency travels at the speed of light you assclown. SETI is a radio detector. NOW die, I don't have time for your stupid shit. It's painfully easy to go to wikipedia and learn this for yourself
@diljo13 It doesn't take a radio signal 35 million light years to traverse the galaxy because a light year is a measure of length, not time, so it doens't make sense to say it takes 35 million light years for a radio signal to travel across the galaxy; by the way the galaxy is only 100,000 light years across, and radio signals travel at the speed of light, so it takes roughly 100,000 years for a radio signal to travel from one end of the galaxy, to the other.
@diljo13 wrong, the galaxy is 100,000 years years across, radio waves lasers light all travel at the speed of light. we are not in the center of the galaxy. so apx... 50,000 yeas to the closest edge and 150,000 years to the opposite edge.
@diljo13 He DID say 35 million years. A light year IS an actual year long. 35,000 light years is the shortest distance from home in the Sagitarius arm to the edge of the galaxy, assuming there's someone listening on the edge of the galaxy and not closer.
He said "Get out of the galaxy" not get to another galaxy... 2 million light years to the Andromeda galaxy. The Leo Triplet is 35 million light years away... maybe he thinks they live there...
@diljo13 Radio waves travel at the speed of light like all other electromagnetic radiation, so if it takes radiotransmissions 35 mill years to travel across the galaxy, then the galaxy is actually 35 million light years across.
But thats not even what joe rogan said, he thats thats how far it will take for the transmissions to signal OUT of the galaxy.
PS: I dont really know what your original argument was with that dude though.
@MMAoracle There are billions of stars in this galaxy that could be harboring life as we know it. There isn't much outside our galaxy till you reach another galaxy, almost all the stars you see at night are in our galaxy. I have a computer program that simulates our universe, it's called Celestia, check it out sometime, it'll give you some new perspectives on space.
Joe Rogan is the Man! ... a j is a piece of shit fear monger you went on and on hyping the japan radiation threat over and over AMERICANS ARE GONNA DIE FROM THE JAPAN REACTOR RADIATION!!! Then bought ALL the radiation medication and is selling it on infowars for TWICE THE PRICE.... FUCK ALEX JONES HES NOT HERE TO HELP YOU HES WORKING AGAINST THE PEOPLE!!!
depending on what direction you send the signal, it would take 5,000 to 75,000 years for a signal traveling at speed of light to clear the major star structures of our galaxy.. 37 million years at same rate would get the signal clear of the local clusters of galaxies.. etc. :) no matter.. joe still slings the good shit.. thanks for vid.
@planetoperator why do you presume they'd send a signal? They probably use other means for communication which has no delays whereever you are in the universe.
@planetoperator he clearly mentioned RADIO SIGNALS not LIGHT WAVES, RADIO SIGNALS DO TAKE 35 MILLION YEARS to leave the Galaxy. Please listen carefully.
Starkrush is another hypocritical blind sheep who obviously has no idea what he's talking about. Why don't you do some research before you run your mouth about something you obviously have no knowledge of? Joe Rogan speaks the truth. The brain produces DMT in R.E.M sleep, it's a proven fact. Starkrush is just another blind sheep who will never see the error of his ways. He'll never accept the truth, even when the truth is right in front of his face. Typical narrow-minded dumbass.
@spiritmong LOL that's even fucking stupider. We're looking for signals that aren't even there... No matter how you put it, SETI is a fucking waste of money. With the money that's thrown away on buying useless shit like that, we could save a million dying children in Africa... Oh wait I forgot America doesn't give a fuck about any other countries..
As of June 2010, there is currently no scientific evidence that the pineal gland produces DMT. Someday there may be evidence that DMT is produced in the pineal gland, but that day has not yet arrived.
@starkrush funny that the wikipedia page starts off
"N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT) is a naturally occurring hallucinogenic compound of the tryptamine family. DMT is found not only in several plants,[3] but also in trace amounts in humans and other mammals"
@pyro666926 Look dude if you cannot even Read what you posted you are beyond hope but worth one more try. I will send you the link, in a private message.
Joe Rogan is NOT legit. You might wanna look up terms like " trace amounts"
vs " pineal gland" after reading what i will send you.
Lol those were Mexicans
BigEvan96 1 week ago
what is joe like 22?
lumberjacks22 1 week ago
"WHAT about the aliens?"
"Those where Mexicans"
lmfffffffffffffffffao
IDontPostPorn 2 weeks ago
joe was younger here
dooooooer 3 weeks ago
@dooooooer Realy??? Wow you are observant.People usually are younger in the past......-_-
Chavways 1 week ago
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@Chavways are u being sarcastic?
dooooooer 1 week ago
9fifty5 you're a dumbass.
BadBookie515 1 month ago
Funny stuff!
ChainGangPictures 1 month ago
Did they really talk about alien bodies in the newspaper or was it just a mention of a flying saucer? I only seem to remember the Flying saucer mentioned but I could be wrong.
sopranosfan11 1 month ago
Uhm Milky Way is about 100 000 light years across, we're about 25000 ly from the center, so it's a quite fucking miscalculation, Joe, it will take ~75000 years for our broadcast to reach the opposite end of the Milky Way, though you're argument doesn't loose validity. Search the galaxy? If you wanted to name all the stars in this galaxy, just this one out of hundreds of billions of galaxies, if you named one a second it would still take you more than 3500 years.. just naming them.
Vejita12 1 month ago
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oooooooohhhYEAH 1 month ago
@Vejita12 SUP VEGITA12! You must be from NASA space division, tell us more
oooooooohhhYEAH 1 month ago
"those are mexicans!" lol
labradiesel 1 month ago
What the fuck would you do if you did know Joe?
Say you still weren't getting the whole story?
Was 9/11 an inside job to?
Fucking flawed logic conspiracy carping retard.
9fifty5 2 months ago in playlist Bill Hicks/ Joe Rogan
@9fifty5 your fucking retarded, ur prolly a religious freak lol maybe you should do more research before trying to make fun of someone... fag
victoriousVICify 1 month ago
@victoriousVICify
'prolly'
'lol'
'your fucking retarded'
I think you're the fucking retard.
9fifty5 1 month ago
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@9fifty5 "Was 9/11 an inside job to?" maybe. it the towers had controlled demolitions for sure. you tell me how a building can fall straight like that.
NverEnoughDeathMetal 1 month ago
Epic Alex Jones is there, having a terrific ball ! :D
ericasw28 2 months ago
The U.S. military printed no such thing in the paper ever.
zenlikestate 2 months ago
@zenlikestate sorry to burst your bubble, but it's true, they did, and then they lied.
TheJoshJman 2 months ago in playlist More videos from kimodizzle
@TheJoshJman I tried to find the newspaper but couldn't. Where is it? "We have recovered a crashed UFO and alien bodies." Pretty significant headline. Did the CIA confiscate every newspaper that hit distribution? If it's out there, I would love to see it.
zenlikestate 2 months ago
@zenlikestate yeah, as far as a physical copy, the CIA confiscated most of them. but i mean there have been videos on this subject, and they show the paper. havent you seen any?
TheJoshJman 2 months ago
@zenlikestate lmgtfy.com/?q=1947+roswell+newspaper&l=1
StapleGunMS 1 month ago
this is soo epic!
hopsicle20 3 months ago
skinny joe. Funny!!!
rforesyth 3 months ago
Can anybody make out what is being shouted by someone in the crowd at 3:33?
Matty0850 3 months ago in playlist Bill Hicks/ Joe Rogan
Is this Joe Rogan before steroids?
kardis6 3 months ago
@kardis6 In Rogans own words, "When I was younger I was more cut but now I am stronger. Funny how that works."
CaptainRidley 3 months ago
@noahstfuboi Cause everyone knows the dimensions of the Milky Way without researching
K3ogh1989 3 months ago
@K3ogh1989 He's a comedian - not an economist, he probably just read something in a newspaper, magazine or TV show about SETI and it amused him. If all comedians had to research their routines to such a level of accuracy then they'd probably be boring; it's called observational humour, not educational humour.
K3ogh1989 3 months ago 5
CETI is a private venture, not government funded.
WickedJargon 4 months ago
@WickedJargon SETI...what's your C stand for?
TheNibiru720 4 months ago in playlist Bill Hicks/ Joe Rogan
@TheNibiru720 excuse me, i meant to say SETI. both are actually private ventures concerned with communications with extraterrestrials. SETI (Search for extraterrestrial intelligence) and CETI (Communication with extraterrestrial intelligence).
WickedJargon 4 months ago
There are billions and billions of stars in our galaxy. We don't even know how many galaxies there are. And if space is nothing, it in theory goes on forever, even if there are no stars etc in a certain region. Assuming the big bang theory is at least relatively accurate, there could have been an infinite number of them spread out across uncountable lightyears. There are probably living organisms out there. People who laugh at the idea are ignorant and self-absorbed. Humans are unimportant
superlou1s 4 months ago
alex jones is full of shit!!
halflifeproductionz 4 months ago
Sorry Jjiggity... The galaxy is about 100,000 light years across, and since radio waves travel at the speed of light, it would take about 100,000 light years for a radio signal to cross the galaxy.
EpochalNight 4 months ago in playlist Bill Hicks/ Joe Rogan
There needs to be more comedians that talk about shit like this.
MuzzafuzzaGaming 4 months ago
this is obviously a bill hicks ripoff. poor joe is a hypocrite=(
spitefulspear 4 months ago in playlist Bill Hicks/ Joe Rogan
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spitefulspear 4 months ago in playlist Bill Hicks/ Joe Rogan
What a doucher...
ThePineconeMaster 5 months ago
thanks for the great info. I feel so much smarter know.
robbiehirschhorn 5 months ago
it's funny how ppl come and say "but it's like this or that" when they dont know shit for a fact.
TheEXpothead 5 months ago in playlist Liked 22
@TheEXpothead ahmen brother
dusty6161 3 months ago
joe rogan doesnt steal material. sometimes comedians will say things that are very similar sometimes. but can you really disagree that its a coincidence? these are funny people it wouldnt be suprising that they think up some of the same shit
garretisdaddy 5 months ago in playlist Bill Hicks/ Joe Rogan
i joe rogan, but he's not funny he tries too hard
sinchampion 5 months ago
I thought SETI was privately funded? No?
PrivatePancake 5 months ago
Hey hes a comedian...maybe he was exagerating. :)
magicalray93 6 months ago
the galaxy is a 100,000 light year across?
biggmoneyme 6 months ago
this was a george carlin joke..............so this guy steals jokes too.
kratos3821 6 months ago
@kratos3821 No it isnt.
DrinkSkateSleep 6 months ago
@kratos3821 you sir are false
XxbMcxX23 5 months ago
I love how opinionated people are on here like anything they say matters lol fucking dooshers kill yourselves.
alaskablows 6 months ago
he basicly just talks about how he thinks about the world and forgets to make it funny. I think he is interesting but not a good comedian. I wonder why dudes just talking about life in a informal way but to an audience isn't a popular form of entertainment its interesting and removes the expectation of jokes.
hopen4tune 6 months ago
Alex Jones is their. OMG.
ILUVJEZUZ94 6 months ago
@balibali51 he have said that terence is one of his biggest influences :)
ceclovitchable 6 months ago in playlist Bill Hicks/ Joe Rogan
@balibali51 A big one.
2012singularity2012 7 months ago in playlist Life
@balibali51 He's said his favorite book is Food of the Gods. ;)
funwithforkz 7 months ago
lol similar (the printing of the crashed UFO and recovered bodies then the next day the story changed) when Obama came on national tv to Announce the death of Osama, but supposedly!!!!!??? they were watching the entire thing (Raid and shooting) go down yet he nor the "media" or anyone else could have get the story RIGHT from the very beginning.
Tamayo1980 7 months ago
@balibali51 huge fan
MrWillyMusic 7 months ago
@balibali51 yup he is he talks about MC Kenna's Food of the Gods
SmokeCheck4 7 months ago
yay Alex
sxeguzica 7 months ago
The milkyway is 100,000 light years across.
InbredRengade 7 months ago
@IronDrummer123 thats exactly what i was thinking..
americanfighter9 7 months ago
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Ha ha! Funny!
benthejrporter 7 months ago
70 million yrs later.. "what"? lol
thebestlawyerintown 7 months ago
Officially the funniest shit I've ever seen. omfg lmao
thecharredremain 7 months ago
his government man impression sounds like dave chappelles white man impression
IronDrummer123 8 months ago
Beings with the intelligence to travel galaxies still manage to crash their ship? It's a trick! They stuffed their ship with electronics and crashed them on purpose. Computers are just a trojan horse sent by aliens. They just have to wait for us to reverse engineer the technology until we stuff up every tool and weapon we have with computer chips! In a few decades, they will come back and EMP us and we will be defenseless! :P
smokings6x 8 months ago
@smokings6x Seems counter productive to give us technology so we advance and then EMP us. Why give it to us in the first place so we won't progress like humanity has. I guess they could pigeon hole our technology progress so they know how our weaknesses but with the technology they gave us we have used it to create other things like more advanced weapons. Seems more likely they gave it to us so that we eventually wiped ourselves out with nukes or something.
csbob2010 8 months ago
@csbob2010 not really. if you wanna think of it that way, its like a form of dependance. everytime we advance, we toss out something old, and forget it. after awhile we'll have forgotten the basics, and how to manage withou advanced tech. then boom, we get EMP'd and loose it all. and seeing we forgot the rudimentaries we'd have not even spears and crap to fall back on. at least, that's an idea. im not saying thats what happening.
LamonicBomb 7 months ago
@LamonicBomb It is not that we forget how to use spears, its that it takes less effort at the time for an amount of currency in exchange for taking a life.
silentpounce 7 months ago
@balibali51 without a doubt!!
gizzad 8 months ago
The galaxy is 100,000 light years across, it will take a radio signal 100,000 years to traverse the milky way. however our solar system is not on the edge its about 20% of the way in. 35 millions years however is WAY off. But its comedy, get over it.
ellk420 8 months ago
Aliens are real, but why should we care?
They obviously dont want to come, i mean look at what a shithole we made here.
skulljoint 8 months ago
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hahahaha
911 was an inside job.
TakedownArmbar 8 months ago
turn off all your banana peels and engage in my secular candle greeting of extra fast blinding rubber rocks of haircut
MoRgUe27 8 months ago
dam thats a pretty good Alex Jones impression
batmanTV123 8 months ago
dam thats a pretty good Alex Jones impressions
batmanTV123 8 months ago
Go fuck yourself
M4Kpl 8 months ago
Wow, that bit reminded me of Bill Hicks sooooooo much.
HorusChrist33 9 months ago
I saw one once when I was younger
Quite a life changing experience, it puts shit into perspective
Zementkopf1 9 months ago
Dave Chappelle White man voice...
JackotheJackel 9 months ago
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@nuckinfuts32330
lmao ya very cleaver copy and paste lmao wow little kid get off the computer
SlipAllCityToy 9 months ago
@balibali51 Indeed he is
sellz22 9 months ago
I am watching this while watching.. the 1947 new mexico documentory;p
MrPOKEMAN627 9 months ago
alex jones the zionist vatican pig is there....nuff said.
MrBereal351 9 months ago in playlist Bill Hicks/ Joe Rogan
@MrBereal351 What? Alex Jones is a zionist? Where's your evidence?
chicapees 9 months ago
@chicapees Alex jones, evidence. Oxymoron.
maosef 8 months ago
@maosef Alex Jones is out there and a bit overzealous for the so-called "truth." But I think it's an exaggeration to say Alex Jones and "evidence" are an oxymoron. There are evidence to many of the things he claims. It's that a good portion of the things he says is so freaking out there.
chicapees 8 months ago
@chicapees Well the whole new world order theory he constantly promotes is just nonsense. Conspiracy theories of that size don't work, they are based on logical fallacies yet this guy promotes them. Now I don't know whether he does it for the money or he does believe what he preaches but either way he is detrimental to a lot of people. So I'm kind of pissed of that Joe Rogan has let himself be known as an acquaintance of Alex Jones, lending him credibility.
maosef 8 months ago
@maosef I can't honestly say that everything Alex Jones says about the so-called "New World Order" is based on logical fallacies. Like Joe Rogan has even stated, I also believe in about 60-70% of the stuff Jones talks about. Now, hold on, don't peg me as a "conspiracy" theorist just yet! Lol. A lot of the stuff Jones talks about is too out there for me to even fathom, but certain things such as the Gulf of Tonkin, Operation Northwoods, World Trade Center 7, etc. -- I have problems with as well.
chicapees 8 months ago
@chicapees Well it isn't based on evidence, the way I have seen him work is he generally finds information, stuff that can be portrayed as a conspiracy theory and then makes assumptions. Kind of like when people see something in the sky that looks extremely odd and they jump to the conclusion its a UFO(of the alien nature..) when it could be any number of things. The only reason I assume he might be doing it deliberately is because he has became very wealthy from it.
maosef 8 months ago
@maosef Yeah, he often takes giant leaps (i.e. the UN having secret orgies with refugees. lol.) But I don't think it's ALL based on assumptions as you say. Like his trip to Bohemian Grove is documented on videotape. His theory of the Gulf of Tonkin Incident being a false flag operation is backed up by many historians and so is Operation Northwoods. Same way he shouldn't jump to conclusions based on little evidence, we shouldn't generalize everything he says is false just cause a lot of it is.
chicapees 8 months ago
@chicapees Well he made a double assumption that I'm aware of with the Bohemian grove, first that the owls are suppose to represent an old god name Moloch, and then that they worship Moloch. Also Moloch was never portrayed as an owl in scripture. Its most likely a reference to Athena the Greek goddess of knowledge which was typical of the neoclassical architecture. It really isn't related to religions so much as a club for rich white males, besides 2700 members is to many to keep secrets.
maosef 8 months ago
@chicapees The Gulf of Tonkin I'm not to sure what he draws from it but that is very possible that the 4th of August attack was faked by the US and used as an excuse for war. Hitler done something similar with the Reichstag fire, although historians believe that was a real attack unrelated to the Nazis, it was just convenient for them. The Gulf of Tonkin is a very under wraps operation and the tapes are most likely fake.
maosef 8 months ago
@maosef You're criticizing aspects of his theories that I even see problems with. Lol. So, there's no disagreement there, but I was simply alluding to the existence of these weird rituals which many believed to be "conspiracy theory" for decades. When he takes a leap to the worship of owls as participating in satanic rituals, that's where he loses me. As for the Gulf of Tonkin, even General McNamara admitted to it never happening. But I think we're nearly in agreement there. Cheers.
chicapees 8 months ago
@chicapees Also Operation Northwoods was a false flag attempt, however I know a lot of conspiracy theorists believed this meant the US was conducting terrorist attacks not just conducting them. Now whilst I believe its pretty much always wrong to lie to your own people, with the Bay of pigs scenario and the high threat communist nations posed to the west Operations conducted by the CIA and FBI to increase anti communist sentiment probably were performed with good intentions.
maosef 8 months ago
@maosef Well, the leap that people falsely make using the Operation Northwoods document is that since it stipulated the hijacking of planes and hitting monuments, 9/11 had to be a false flag operation. For me, it simply means that the government is "capable" of such treasonous activities. I guess when you talk about whether "lying" is right with "good intentions," that's where we diverge. I'm always for a transparent government and believe organizations like Wikileaks are necessary.
chicapees 8 months ago
@chicapees Oh don't get me wrong, I think wikileaks is the greatest thing to happen to journalism since fast long distance communication(Crimean war). I just mean that back then in the 1960s the cold war was a very hot war and tensions were running high with threat of nuclear war so I think such actions were somewhat justified or at least need to be looked at in a situational context.
maosef 8 months ago
@chicapees However to be fair your not the kind of person I thought you were, I had a friend who use to believe the government was dropping chemicals via airplanes on people. I thought it must be extremely unpleasant to live with that kind of paranoia over your own government but it was probably his own fault for smoking too much weed and you seem like a smart guy anyways.
maosef 8 months ago
@maosef You're absolutely right. "Context" is key to every historical debate. It's funny 'cause you sound a lot like Rogan. In one of his appearances on Alex's show, he argued with him about the context Alex evades in one of his 9/11 theories.
Anyway, thanks for the compliment. I always try to be open-minded yet very critical. As a book worm and fan of works by Zinn and Chomsky, I find the truth, like answers to many questions in life, are usually found somewhere in the middle of the spectrum.
chicapees 8 months ago
Anyway I'm just trying to be meticulous to try and portray the guy for what I think he is, a fraud. I don't want to be that douche bag that gets in peoples faces because of who or what they choose to believe but I have put my faith into people that I have later found out were Fraudulent or even just not what they claimed to be. Its a pain in the ass facing that shit but when you accept it your on the road to open mindedness.
maosef 8 months ago
@maosef I hear ya. My only hope, since you seem to be a pretty reasonable guy, is not to dismiss parts of his argument because of his bizarre claims. I'm that guy who cares about what, not who. I guess credibility is an issue with him, but let's try to keep an open mind about everything so we don't miss anything. As Joe Rogan once said on the Alex Jones Show, I too don't trust anything someone tells me until I can comprehend it for myself whether it be the government or a conspiracy theorist.
chicapees 8 months ago
@chicapees Definitely, I'm think the use of unwarranted ad hominem attacks is despicable. With Alex Jones however the guy makes money off of it, its his job and he is dependent on shock on awe of his viewers, in a not to different way that political parties are reliant of rhetoric. I don't believe most politicians are scumbags, I think the system is pretty shitty and when they actually do go through grueling years of university they end up becoming useless lobby fodder.
maosef 8 months ago
@maosef 100% agreed. :)
chicapees 8 months ago
Alex Jones there, lol.
onacocksafari 9 months ago
Black Helicopters! Haha, I love that he still says that.
xXLazarus23Xx 9 months ago
SETI is considered by some as a very expensive hobby.
SETI could be described as the amalgamation of advanced human technology and human inanity.
bradchesney11 9 months ago
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bradchesney11 9 months ago
but what about the aliens??....thooose, were mexicans
Since1907baby 10 months ago
I like you more now Joe!
tinafanforlife73 10 months ago
lmfaoo mexicans on a baloon
bunny0187 10 months ago
@nuckinfuts32330 lmao
awesomeo46 10 months ago
@nuckinfuts32330 lmao ya very cleaver copy and paste lmao wow little kid get off the computer
awesomeo46 10 months ago
@nuckinfuts32330 lmao ....tell me how pandamoniums ass tastes ....ps you tell me to suck your nuckinfuts and then call me a faggot lmao
awesomeo46 10 months ago
Epic
kundalini77 10 months ago
@nuckinfuts32330 hey suck my nuckinfuts faggot. Pandamonium626 obviously told your cock suckin ass off, so shut tha fuck up homo!!!
awesomeo46 10 months ago
Guys!! Joe Rogan got sloppy drunk and told me what he really thinks 2012 is about !! I bet he wishes he didn't !! Check my video, you won't believe it !!
GOVERNMENT SQUID HOAX !!
superterrifichappy 10 months ago
@nuckinfuts32330 Man you have a serious delusion. I'm not sucking anyone's cock just to get into an "inner circle." Grow the fuck up you infant.
Pandamonium626 10 months ago
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andrewm153351 10 months ago
alex jones wow man
eaturpiez 10 months ago
He never claimed to be a college professor. He's just trying to make you think/laugh.
kdbaxter666 10 months ago
Arecebo (SETI) is actually listening for radio signals, the galaxy is approximately 100k light years across (no 35 million), and the instrument is used for other purposes. I still like Joe rogan but his shit is whack on the science. LULLLLLz HERP A DERP
TheJjiggity 10 months ago
@TheJjiggity
We don't know anything about the universe, could be bigger then we ever thought.
JoshTehNinja 10 months ago
@JoshTehNinja I said galaxy not universe, Re-read it. The galaxy is approx 100k light years across (untold galaxies float in the larger universe by the way). The universe on the other hand has a visible light cone of 13.7 billion years. Beyond that it's all a mystery!
TheJjiggity 10 months ago
@TheJjiggity
Sorry I misread. One love.
JoshTehNinja 10 months ago
@TheJjiggity he didnt say 35 million light years across... he said that's how long it takes a radio frequency to travel across the galaxy and he is correct
and the only other thing SETI does is laser transmissions which is extremely flawed even more than radio frequencies since you would have to know exactly what frequency to look for. Also, lasers are uni-directional opposed to radio freq being omni-directional.
diljo13 9 months ago 22
@diljo13 fuck you. you are wrong. radio frequency travels at the speed of light you assclown. SETI is a radio detector. NOW die, I don't have time for your stupid shit. It's painfully easy to go to wikipedia and learn this for yourself
TheJjiggity 9 months ago
@diljo13 It doesn't take a radio signal 35 million light years to traverse the galaxy because a light year is a measure of length, not time, so it doens't make sense to say it takes 35 million light years for a radio signal to travel across the galaxy; by the way the galaxy is only 100,000 light years across, and radio signals travel at the speed of light, so it takes roughly 100,000 years for a radio signal to travel from one end of the galaxy, to the other.
ledzeppelin4892000 8 months ago
@diljo13 wrong, the galaxy is 100,000 years years across, radio waves lasers light all travel at the speed of light. we are not in the center of the galaxy. so apx... 50,000 yeas to the closest edge and 150,000 years to the opposite edge.
l337g0g0 8 months ago
@diljo13 the milky way is 100 million light years across right? so are you saying radio waves travel faster than the speed of light?
Buyakaasha 8 months ago
@diljo13 He DID say 35 million years. A light year IS an actual year long. 35,000 light years is the shortest distance from home in the Sagitarius arm to the edge of the galaxy, assuming there's someone listening on the edge of the galaxy and not closer.
He said "Get out of the galaxy" not get to another galaxy... 2 million light years to the Andromeda galaxy. The Leo Triplet is 35 million light years away... maybe he thinks they live there...
artofnick 7 months ago
@diljo13 radio waves travel at the speed of light....
BotActionAndy 6 months ago
@diljo13 Radio waves travel at the speed of light like all other electromagnetic radiation, so if it takes radiotransmissions 35 mill years to travel across the galaxy, then the galaxy is actually 35 million light years across.
But thats not even what joe rogan said, he thats thats how far it will take for the transmissions to signal OUT of the galaxy.
PS: I dont really know what your original argument was with that dude though.
MMAoracle 5 months ago
@MMAoracle There are billions of stars in this galaxy that could be harboring life as we know it. There isn't much outside our galaxy till you reach another galaxy, almost all the stars you see at night are in our galaxy. I have a computer program that simulates our universe, it's called Celestia, check it out sometime, it'll give you some new perspectives on space.
ThePineconeMaster 5 months ago
@diljo13 it doesnt take 35 million light years for a radio frequency to travel across the galaxy
MuayThaiViking 5 months ago
@balibali51 He is, check out Monkeys in Space.
MilesJChalmers 11 months ago
Joe Rogan is the Man! ... a j is a piece of shit fear monger you went on and on hyping the japan radiation threat over and over AMERICANS ARE GONNA DIE FROM THE JAPAN REACTOR RADIATION!!! Then bought ALL the radiation medication and is selling it on infowars for TWICE THE PRICE.... FUCK ALEX JONES HES NOT HERE TO HELP YOU HES WORKING AGAINST THE PEOPLE!!!
AgothInnCloth 11 months ago
LMAO the AJ impressions were HILARIOUS!!!
BigEvan96 11 months ago
@BigEvan96 For real, he was pretty accurate with lol.
Redmeddle 11 months ago
LMFAO, HIS ALEX JONES IS SPOT ON AND HILARIOUS AS FUCK!
TheFigueroa007 1 year ago
wtf. thats bill hicks.
yogagoya19 1 year ago
depending on what direction you send the signal, it would take 5,000 to 75,000 years for a signal traveling at speed of light to clear the major star structures of our galaxy.. 37 million years at same rate would get the signal clear of the local clusters of galaxies.. etc. :) no matter.. joe still slings the good shit.. thanks for vid.
planetoperator 1 year ago
@planetoperator why do you presume they'd send a signal? They probably use other means for communication which has no delays whereever you are in the universe.
Odium1981 11 months ago
@planetoperator he clearly mentioned RADIO SIGNALS not LIGHT WAVES, RADIO SIGNALS DO TAKE 35 MILLION YEARS to leave the Galaxy. Please listen carefully.
BallerzTV 9 months ago
What does Rogan think about GSP and the UFO recently?
amyalewine 1 year ago
Come on, this isn't that funny or informative. All negativity aside, Rogan still kicks butt
AussieTheOztralian 1 year ago
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FilthyGunther 1 year ago
looks wayyyyy younger
Joesexy424 1 year ago
his Jones impression, lmao.
FakeUsername54321 1 year ago
Joe Rogaine is a legend in his own mind.
RPenta 1 year ago
The best part by far is the Alex Jones impersonation. Infact the rest isnt funny.
chodykumbra 1 year ago
This wasn't funny but I like Joe Rogans personality and its very interesting to hear him speak.
leapingfury 1 year ago
@leapingfury listen to his bit about dumb people outbreeding smart people, one of the funniest bits I've ever heard, yeah this bit wasn't that funny.
SxeScotty 1 year ago
This guy going to cause civil war in United States.
Tomekwinxs 1 year ago
what about the aliens?
ya those were mexicans
I JUST WANT TO FUCK CHICKS!!! Y IS THAT WRONG!!!?!?!
rocksfan21 1 year ago
Starkrush is another hypocritical blind sheep who obviously has no idea what he's talking about. Why don't you do some research before you run your mouth about something you obviously have no knowledge of? Joe Rogan speaks the truth. The brain produces DMT in R.E.M sleep, it's a proven fact. Starkrush is just another blind sheep who will never see the error of his ways. He'll never accept the truth, even when the truth is right in front of his face. Typical narrow-minded dumbass.
BudlightBuzzin 1 year ago
haha alex jones :p
mykeylmbaao 1 year ago
FUCK WHITE PEOPLE VIVA MEXICO CABRONES!!!
AZ09astrophysicist 1 year ago
@AZ09astrophysicist Shut the fuck up.
NotPalatial 1 year ago
@AZ09astrophysicist Fuck Mexicans! Viva La Aliens!!!
BudlightBuzzin 1 year ago
@BudlightBuzzin FUCCK YOU ANTI-HUMAN PENDEJO IDIOT!!! lmao
AZ09astrophysicist 1 year ago
i see alot of bill hicks in joes routine. however this is great material! 5 stars!
denilix 1 year ago
SETI doesn't send out signals Joe, it looks for signals. Typical of a conspiracy theorist to distort the facts.
2/10 for laughs Joe
spiritmong 1 year ago
@spiritmong WRONG.
ronrutherford 1 year ago
@spiritmong LOL that's even fucking stupider. We're looking for signals that aren't even there... No matter how you put it, SETI is a fucking waste of money. With the money that's thrown away on buying useless shit like that, we could save a million dying children in Africa... Oh wait I forgot America doesn't give a fuck about any other countries..
AllThatAwakens 1 year ago
@lambofgod661 stfu i am from ontario what city maybe i can go smell
MegaRandomtroll 1 year ago
@blah1562 BS pure BS get some facts about DMT:
DMT and the Pineal:
Fact or Fiction?
by Jon Hanna
v1.1 - Jun 29, 2010
As of June 2010, there is currently no scientific evidence that the pineal gland produces DMT. Someday there may be evidence that DMT is produced in the pineal gland, but that day has not yet arrived.
starkrush 1 year ago
@starkrush funny that the wikipedia page starts off
"N,N-Dimethyltryptamine (DMT) is a naturally occurring hallucinogenic compound of the tryptamine family. DMT is found not only in several plants,[3] but also in trace amounts in humans and other mammals"
Look at the citations, its legit
pyro666926 1 year ago
@pyro666926 Look dude if you cannot even Read what you posted you are beyond hope but worth one more try. I will send you the link, in a private message.
Joe Rogan is NOT legit. You might wanna look up terms like " trace amounts"
vs " pineal gland" after reading what i will send you.
starkrush 1 year ago