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  • I was in a hotel were it happened

  • I heard a Lil B song called I'm gay. I don't think you did Phil. Cuz that was one of the most homo songs I've ever had to listen to. Seriously.

  • i believe God made it so that no being can comprehend His existence until death. it's makes sense because God created the universe so why cant he limit our knowledge, also if u think about it, u can't contradict this argument, because if God is "proved" to be non existent, that's simply God limiting knowledge, so don't worry guys :)

  • Can I have your doggie pleeaaasee ? Xx

  • suicide is for the weak

  • Well I saw Mr. Hawking touching on the subject of the multi-verse theory on the science channel. Basically the multi-verse theory states that there are infinitely many parallel universes, with unlimited variations. If there are infinitely many universes, that means there is a universe where God of the bible has to exists, and if the God of the bible is all powerful then that means he could easily create a heaven and extract all souls from the other universes as they die. Check mate, Stephen.

  • @ExpectJustice he'll prove you wrong

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  • he bought all that cristal to feel like a winner but deep down inside he know's he is a loser

  • A bunch of dumbasses who have never amounted to anything (except a few I'm sure) bashing a handicapped genius... He has a good point too.

  • Criss Angel..... invented planking. He started planking on people's fences.

  • @MInecraftDemoGroup then fuck him

  • u pronounce the e in tenerife

  • suicide tourism is people from other countries can come to sweden to get assisted suicide

  • You have enlightened me some and defiantly informed me.

  • I was eating/sucking on salty peanuts when the "there ain't nothin gay about getting your dick sucked" part came along, and couldn't help but laughed at the coincidence the universe planned for me.

  • WOA, I WAS HERE 1 PERSON LATE FROM BEING THE 999,696th PERSON TO WATCH THIS VIDEO

  • I heard America called us lazy, bitch please.

  • hamsters are AWESOME

  • Us aussies come up with the best sports :)

  • QOTD: No they could have become depressed and they could be lying about the pain they are in, unless they are bleeding to death or something

  • Nice Video

  • I AM THE TRUE KING OF AKRON OHIO

  • this depressed me sir. seriously depressed me... anyways planking kinda started in Britain, not Australia.

  • haha sweet harold and kumar reference =)

  • so what,in greece a beer costs 6 euros...thats about 8.5 dollars and we have 1/3 of your income!!briliant economic policies!!

  • QOTD: You get points for it in Call of Duty, so why not?

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  • I don'T think you can lie down in Australia, wouldn't you get killed by like a spider or croc?

  • 9 bucks fort a Bud Light !?

  • Who cares about ppl killing themselves... I just want one them posters :)

  • @NemoWuvzzzDandy This video came out in May. You're not getting one.

  • @FlargTheKitty So tell me how I have one (:

  • Defranco, bringing in the Hawking's view regarding heaven is one of the most responsible things u did. We should do good for ourselves in this life rather than for the sake of afterlife. I hope u would focus on stories those affect people from inside. We are still too much in dark to value our assets like Steven Hawking and Noam Chomsky and few other very people not afraid to speak the truth. We are people who burnt ziordano Bruno to death for saying that 'the earth moved round the sun'!!'

  • sure what the hay

  • i'm a bulgarian too :/

  • no assisted suicide should not be legal that just silly

  • Australia's a continent XD

  • uploaded on my birthday

  • @LegoCreator121ALT Happy much belated birthday!

  • @jezzz111 lol thnx

    

  • Wait no computer heaven? But phil, where do all the little calculators go?

  • In Bulgaria no one cares about people with knives.

  • yeah...se thats why i hate my country :/...we are some crazy mother f*ckers...

  • I came for the planking.

  • Doctors already assist people dying, but they have to do it in such a way so that it doesn't *look* like it's assisted suicide. It's argued that the law should catch up with current practice, but people will always push the boundaries of the law, and to keep the law conservative helps protect people from coerced suicide.

  • if were is no robot haven, were dote calculators go 

  • Shark week shirt!!!

  • lil b isnt a rapper lol

  • Why you mad for

  • shut the fuck up who are you to talk about race you dick suck head

    now black that!!!!!!

  • ahh research ur shit "planking" started in Britain in 1997 and actually Australia was the last to do "planking" USA did it first in 2010.... its only "popular" now because people are dying..... sorry i love you Phil yea :P

  • fuck the cristal, 14,500 for a bottle of patron? Go to the liquor store! its likeonlye 3 digits there lol

  • I have never been gay but I would do phil....why is my penis hard?!?

  • Does anyone else think sxephil looks like Finn from Glee?

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  • planking is so dumb

  • dcigs sent me here! spread the word!

  • @henryhenry92 , king with no ring

  • @BEAGLE1226 Who care about ring when u got the crown !?

  • @henryhenry92 , he dont have no crown?

    if he does thats the only gold he has

  • this was awesome!!!

  • $170,000 on BOOZE

    &

    his childrens births were paid for with his 'baby mamas' WELFARE. NOT just his unwed high school baby. Also the 2nd child he had while in the league making millions.

    So, ENTOURAGE & ALCOHOL are more important than his CHILDREN.

    Did he leave a nice TIP? Or did he leave his usual 1%?

  • not enough boobs in this episode

  • My cousin died from ALS. she had a worse, more serious type than stupidass steven hawking. she had it for years and had a hard time, but she had a wonderful sense of humor and was optimistic and happy even in her worst moments. she couldnt move anything in her body or talk when she died. her body just slowly shut down. so, steven hawking... GO TO HELL. then youll know heaven is real and youre just a whiny little stupidass brat!

  • @SquirrelAwesome12 whoa come down 1 month old comment sry for you loss but everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I don't know want to jump on you though since losing a family member is too serious.

  • @Rodgerdodgerize

    STFU.

  • too bad phil cant get his hands on cristal, the world will be a better place wtih out his show for at least one week

  • Assisted suicide is humane,

  • Fuck christian god in the ass, I believe in Thor.

  • I dont wanna be an ass but how do you know the old lady only minded her business? Maybe she was an asshole, being assholish to the wrong guy?

  • planking was invented in north england in 1997 and became a craze in 2009-2010 and was called planking or lying down game

  • love the nation, keep up the great job. Got Fios?

  • so many people are afraid of ofending people with the truth.... god doesnt exist simple as that the only reason the idea of a god came about is because us humans cant comprehend non existance. think of being dead u cant do it... have u ever been so drunk u cant remember the night before and u just wake up in a random spot? u coulda died and ud never know, its so difficult to understand so coming up with god makes it "easy" to explain what happens after u die. IMO

  • @EpixBawokLoL Fuck up nigga.

    Don't know shit

  • @greenforsale aww hellll naa

  • The lying down game started in Japan though....

  • oh phil... so disappointed in ya! I've been "planking" for ages.. in the UK we call it "extreme lying down"! love you love the show but dude you got that totally wrong! -3

  • Well, I'm againist suicide !! LIFE is a FREE gift that GOD (if he exists) gave us. Look arround even the most stupid thing !! I mean look at yourselfs, we HUMANS, how did we even envolved !!? We are EXTRAORDINARY we make EXTRAORDINARY things WORLD is EXTRAORDINARY everyone deserves LIFE even O'Sama Bin Landen (whatever this shithead name is) You can see so many NumberLess Things and Explore. WE WEREN'T CREATED BY LUCK !! I would like to write more but dont have much characters left.

  • @MrDesperateGamer This isn't about whether everyone deserves a life, this is about having the choice to end your life when you're in a major amount of pain. The mother of one of my friends got MS and suffered for years, since we don't have assisted suicide where I live, and failed to commit suicide twice before she succeeded by suffocating herself with a plastic bag. I think that everyone should be able to end it if they want to and are in pain.

  • @MrDesperateGamer This isn't about whether everyone deserves a life, this is about having the choice to end your life when you're in a major amount of pain. The mother of one of my friends got MS and suffered for years, since we don't have assisted suicide where I live, and failed to commit suicide twice before she succeeded by suffocating herself with a plastic bag. I think that everyone should be able to end it if they want to and are in pain.

  • There was a documentary done called the suicide tourist. Very good documentary available on Netflix that people should look up if interested on subject :D

  • There are some people I'd like to "assist"!

  • japaneses had planking way before, or chineses .

  • Lol Harold and kumar

  • I'm actually curious about what Phil's beliefs are. Just for interests sake.

  • thumbs up if you like Lebron James' $170,000 Cristal Bill!

  • Assisted suicide is illegal because someone could kill someone and then say he asked me to

  • @Tallnar You do not know what assisted suicide is. Actually google something, even the wikipedia page would do, before you comment on it. What they have in Switzerland is only legal if done by a doctor with approval from an ethics committee, what you are talking about would be illegal. 

  • It's a good thing you didn't do any research or you'd know the Lebron bill was fake. Good thing you're lazy and just make stupid videos instead.

  • Assisted suicide is legal in my country ! (I live un Switzerland.)

  • Lol that sudden picture of Steven Hawking scared me XD

  • Just so you know planking originated in NZ...not our neighbours.

  • Well, usualy in Bulgaria, Ungaria, Romania sheet like this happen more often that u realize :))

  • @notwhatitseems Yeah but going off life support isnt assisted suicide. Assisted suicide would be the case if the person could still survive off life support but didnt want to anymore so they take a drug or whatever to kill themselves. I think people are going a little to far with "playing God" obviously to a certain extent yes do whatever you can to keep someone alive but only if they will able to live a fufilled life and only use life support as a temporary means

  • Sorry Phil, you should research Planking, it started in North England in 1997

  • @attitudepark Thank you, anotherperson who knows that...

  • Yes, I think assisted suicide should be legal, at least for medical conditions. Like final stage cancer or final stage AIDS. Others need therapy, or medication. My mother just died from cancer Monday, and if she had asked help ending it, I would have found a way rather than letting her live in such pain. Truthfully, she had mentioned it at the start, but tried to maintain for her family and friends. Great of her, selfish of us.

  • Suicide tourism (sometimes called euthanasia tourism) is a form of tourism associated with the pro-euthanasia movement which organizes trips for potential suicide candidates in the few places where euthanasia is tolerated, in the hopes of encouraging the decriminalization of the practice in many parts of the world.

  • the thing that boggles my mind is while ive been watching u u seem like a cool guy but u seem to have a problem with ppl with mental imbalances, u constantly are mentioning how depression and ADHD is not as bad as people make it out to be and im wondering is it because you had something along though lines before Phil or are you like my elementary school teacher and said that i was "exaggerating my heart problem" which is what you are coming across as

  • Stephen Hawking is right. Legalize weed!

  • who is this RWJ?

  • @rubbererobin I did RWJ

  • Completely agree with Stephen Hawking

  • i may sound like a troll.

    but you sir are an asshole you called Australian's stupid and then made a joke about depression. just wow.

  • Hell no!

  • @petrino we should, but I believe that it would be very difficult to do so

  • i love you, no hommo

  • Phil, you have already done more for others than most care to dream about. Cheers.

  • Whether or not there's a heaven is irrelevent cause we should do all we can with our alotted time anyway. People can believe in heaven if it brings them a measure of comfort, who cares; just don't go and discriminate/blow shit up because others don't share your belief. Phil, your view on depression is a bit warped and it's clear you don't understand the complexities of it; however, I don't blame you, for its hard to understand unless you have experienced it.

  • Assisted suicide, japan did it, but then again, i dont kno suicide should nvr b an option

  • And to faithwilllead, just do something that you think will better yourself and a goal to work for! The easiest thing may be getting a facebook, and excerciseing. It's the summer, what a better time than now? Hope this helps :) and don't think that you're depressed. Don't even conciously say that your like thins because you're depressed or even let it control your life dood! If you just try and say I don't need this med! I'm me and that's all I need. Get things you enjoy and socialize alot too.

  • I honestly think that gods and all things like that, were aliens. Just research ancient history and that shiz, and put it all together. But I am religious though.. Maybe there is a soul and that souk goes to that alien maybe? I dunno.

  • I am not looking for sympathy for myself, just that it is something that is hard to struggle with. I want people to understand that. There is a very large stigma on depression, that you are just being sad to grab attention. Why would people want to feel like they are worthless, everyday of their life, to get attention? I understand there are people out there that abuse the disease, but we are not all like that. I guess unless Phil had depression, he would never understand/care.

  • Depression isn't something you can easily just get over. You have to be even a bit mentally happy in order to seek out help. I have been personally struggling with it since I was 14, I am now 22. It drains the life out of me and sometimes I don't know how I don't just shoot myself. It is hard, and I am on 2 different anti depressants, after trying 2 others, and am on my 5th psychologist. I think I am finally getting somewhere, I am at least happy 1% of every day.

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  • i totally thought the heading of this video said "Lebron James' $170,000 Crystal Ball, LMAO

  • maybe....

  • sxephil's goal to enlighten: completed....

  • Oh My Goodness some people don't even listen to the video. Phill said that he didn't agree with assisted suicide for just depressed people or someone who randomly wants to die. Assisted suicide is for people who suffer from excruciating pain but are physically unable to kill themselves, and hence they need someone else to help them do so.

  • @MrJuicee16 Yes, sort of. It depends on the laws of the country. If the court can't prove who technically administered the drugs (such as lack of fingerprints or concrete evidence) then the best the court can do is charge the defendant with giving drugs that would cause an overdose, a.k.a. drugs that were concentrated and would lead to a reaction and possible death if taken...so not technically homicide, but close enough for a short (6 months-1 or 2 years) prison sentence.

  • It sounded like you said "6 year old lady" ?

  • Lebron sucks

  • I don`t know how long that suicide tourism pitch will work, i think if it`s your life you should be able to choose how and why an whatever you want, not everyone is christian so not just the bible has the right to make your choice for you. but i don`t agree with the suicide tourism thing, that will cause a lot of psychos, depressed people and people who are just sitting there in pain dying. ask a cancer patient about suffering, about how they wish they weren`t alive...ask them about pain.

  • Red Dwarf highlighted that there is a Heaven for electronics, including calculators. . .

  • 48 dollars for a 6 pack of red-bull? The hell am I missing here? Screw the $9 bud, I'm definitely missing something else.

  • Yes it should. It's a choice.

  • PLEASE DIE IN A FIRE!

  • Ofcourse suicide should be legal, if a person wants to die then they should be allowed, regardless of wether they're in pain or not. If i started to hate life and decided that i would much rather die why should there be a law saying i'm not allowed :S

  • Yes, I think assisted suicide should be legal.

  • GO HAWKING I LOVE YOU, MY HERO.

  • Are you unaware that the Heat are in the finals

  • How would we know if it was assisted suicide or murder?

  • @ajking7 you would need to go through a hell of alot of paper work (and/or) a judge to allow this :p so yeah it wouldent be hard to know if its murder or assisted suicide. personaly if i was just a brain in a lifeless body id want to be killed :P

  • simple answer no.

  • Go

    Mavs

  • haha "Assisited suicide"... it sounds like another word for murder or homicide? usually someone would try to help the other out of killing themself, but wow theres actually a law that allows people to be like "f#ck it, let him kill himself"....i dont know about u But its a bit inhumane...to let someone die/kill thmself...knowing u could do something about it. : /

  • @sprinklefication I know! and considering a vast majority of atempted suicide victims never try again just shows that suicide is a one time mistake, and that if you can get someone over a suicidal hump, their lives will ultimately be better for it.

  • @Joshtika18 You are an idiot. Doctor-assisted suicide is for people in the latter stages of a painful, terminal disease, one that they will never recover from and will suffer horribly from before dying. All it is is skipping the suffering part. It is not for depressed people.

  • @procritic09 Well I can understand that, but that's only 1 form of assisted suicide. What he was talking about was, say, helping a friend kill himself if he dosn't want to live, which is somthing else entirely.

  • I for sure think assisted suicide should be legal. Whatever someone wants to do with their own body should be completely up to them. I REALLY believe that, and apply it to even drug use. Drug laws do very little to stop the actual drug usage, and one should not be arrested or harmed for doing something to their own body.

  • i dont think it should be legal because, everything can be solved and theres always somone there for you no matter what 

  • If I had a multi-million dollar income, spending $171,000 on a round of drinks for everyone wouldn't be a big deal. Think about it. You have $50,000,000 in your bank account. What difference does it make? LeBron could make $171,000 from a single Nike commercial.

  • The planking game, I think originated in Korea, where people would pose as if they were dead in different areas and take pictures of it. Some of them are really creative.

  • @PurpleSkittles97 It's not that they immediately give poison to any random kid who wanders in, feeling sad. There's a person - of sound mind, and capable of making their own decisions - who does not want to continue living; whether that be because of being in intense physical pain, or mental agony; or anything else.

    It being illegal to kill yourself has never stopped anybody who wanted to. This way, they don't have to die painfully, suddenly, endangering others: it's their life, their choice.

  • If the Swiss already have it legalized that's great. But c'mon, you can't tell me that if it were to be legalized here in America that there wouldn't be too many shades of grey. We have to make everything more complicated than it is, so attempting to legalize something already so complicated just would not work.

  • Of course it should be legal. A person's will to die because they're in a world of pain is nothing irrational, it's a conscious decision that their life really isn't living.

    Legalise it, along with public nudity.

  • lil b fuuckin sucks he deserves it

  • Yes coming ou tin the black community is a brave thing to do because there are VERY little who will accept this weather religous or not.

    I dont really blame ppl who dont like to get involved in things such as the murder of the 60yr old woman mainly because who wants to be the person who snitched on the crazy guy asking for a sword or any simular situation ts like I'd rather not endanger myself over something that may or may not happen.

    Religion bashing is for the weak not the other way around

  • The thing about being athiest that I don't understand is simply that I could not imagine living my fragile life knowing that it was the only life there was.

  • @ThePeregrinestar My friends often say similar things, and I always explain like this: I believe this is the only life I have, the only chance I get to be a good person, to do great things, to make a difference. I'm going to be everything I can be because once I'm dead, that's it.

    And the thought that individuals are, for the most part, insignificant in the scope of the universe, is amazing. That our entirety, that is our whole world, is unimportant; it gives amazing perspective to everything

  • soooo, i found this cartoon video on college humor based on portal (or portal 2? not sure) and i COMPLETELY thought of the portal 2 fan video shown in this episode of PSD.

  • blabla, gif poster!

  • spending money

  • Religion is for the weak. It is a safety blanket for people who do not wish to know that this is their final life and no life after. Their last miserable life.

  • @FuhrerRandy Ignorance is for racists and close minded people. You shouldn't talk about things you no nothing about, it makes you look like a fool. I myself am not religious although i have read into several religions. Basically, what I'm trying to say, is that you're a fuckwit.

  • I do believe assisted suicide should be legal, but only with a valid reason.

    Also, I <3 you sxephil.

  • I think they should talk it through with them before they make their choice but yes I do think they should make it legal as long as they don't glamorize it!

  • concerning the switzerland story: the term "suicide tourism" was used by the party that wanted to make assisted suicide illegal (of course to make it sound creepy). it's not an officially used term.

  • well would you let your puppy suffer with pain and disease or would you put it down and spend the last moments with a member of your family *I.E. your puppy*

    If I was going to die slowly and painfully, I would want to be killed in a way that makes the last few hours of my life painless- so I could spend that time happily with the ones I love.

  • Stephen Hawking and Switzerland are both right and so is Philip. Deal with it.

  • @tubikal Ok, right after you deal with the fact that you are wrong along with Hawking, Switzerland, and Phil.

  • oh ffs yet another cheap view from me, you bastard!