Cornie the Mennonite goes to Walmart

[Lluvd1]

listen peeps.. (those with negative comments) - if you are truly Mennonite, speak the language and also speak English, you KNOW what this guy is talking about.. he is not being a jackass.. simply having some fun, and giving the rest of us who know how to laugh, a little fun too..

I am actually Mennonite too, speak the language, but my accent is just a copy of what i hear my relatives and others saying.. it is fun and there is no reason we cant laugh at ourselves once in a while.. so RELAX

[SueTee22]

I know a lot of Mennonites who still talk like this!! This is just too funny!!

[thewwwdude]

Ach sie Mennoneete, obah ha' louw dit as blus schunt...

Sorry all, I'm actual Mennonite (speak the language, accent and all). This is a travesty, brutal joke and even more brutal fake Mennonite impersonation. Think about the last time you tried speaking as though you were Chinese. That's what this sounds like to a real Mennonite.

Being Mennonite is a combination of heredity and culture - an authentic accent tends to be a hallmark of both.

[mrekbass]

If I were not a Mennonite I'd kick your fucking ass!!

[19vendetta19]

Ha I don't give a flying horse shit if he's menno or not....he's funny as fuck and reminds me of my old friends so much...who were pilgrim menno's...talk about flaming dorks of the world

[evaklassen]

you are a disgrace to all mennonites you SUCK

[daneufeld]

@evaklassen it's just a joke so chill out.

[ak47airsoftdude96]

He does too sound like a Mennonite I would know I am one

[mrban12581]

this dude needs to get real job!

this aint gonna cut it!lol

[tinywentz]

your a fucking loser jerkoff pinhead. You dont eaven sound like a mennonite you sound like a retarded faggot!

[sailormoon114]

i usually dont enjoy comdey such as this but i must admit your videos made me laugh so hard. lol .

[farmboy123456789101]

lol talk about luck .

[1hun2]

cmon everyone mennonites rock

[jehovahuponyou]

Connie, you Fuckhead!!!

ROFL!!!

[jtozuna]

i LIKE AMISH BETTER

[braunzz]

Haha..."secret" deoderant is a females brand.....I hope to God he is not really wearing secret deoderant...LOL Anyways, mennonite people are awsome, my husband is mennonite, but sometimes you get the idiots like this one here, who just ruin it for everyone. Like seriously dude, do you think your funny, Your "jokes" about the culture/religion are like so 1980 ..... weve heard all this crap....cant you think of something new already??????

[jessejmorris2nd]

iF YOU ARE AN OLDER MENNONITE YOU KNOW THEY ARENT ALLOWED TO HAVE THE INTERNET

[rmullin0715]

Is this guy really a mennonite? because for one thing, the girl in the pic on his frig does not look mennonite to me and secondly, i have yet to meet a mennonite with an irish accent!

[ducatinova]

that isn't an Irish accent!!!!

[3558088]

A: what do you think a mennonite looks like cuz if you and I were standing side by side you wouldn't be able to tell the difference im sure.

B: That is the furthest thing from an irish accent i've ever heard that is staight MM

[valmshmet]

U all have a point, but this asshole defenately needs to get his dick stuck in a fan!

[Dodgeram591]

Mexican Mennonites lol...

[dreambug981]

Mennonite is a denomination, not a religion, not a way of raising children. It is a denomination of the Anabaptist movement which is part of the protestant side of Christianity. Christianity is the religion. It is Mennonites that don't know thier own beliefs that give the denomination a bad name and perpetuates stigmas. Please research our beliefs and be a knowledgeable witness when you are asked about us.

[jpenns]

well, it's also a culture.  being mennonite is like being jewish, there is a religious and a cultural aspect to it

[elCHAPOfehr]

NO SHIT

[Shanley1990]

I live in a mennonite place and there are lots of people who move her from citys and they go to a mennonite church but they are not mennonite.

[Shanley1990]

Mennonite is not a religion its just the way we have been raised! Get it straight people!!!

[Shanley1990]

Pardon Me? Mennonite is not a religion whats so ever.. you loser lol

[MrCowboyup333]

What are you talking about? Why do we have Mennonite churches, why did Menno Simmons break off from the Catholic church because he didn't agree with them, and start his own faith? Guess he didn't after all. Thank you for enlightening me lol

[JehovahJones]

@Shanley1990 dumb shit. you should get a small clue before you open your yap. of course it's a religion. any idiot knows that.

[jpenns]

there are mennonite denominations and beliefs though. get is straight shanley

[Shanley1990]

Mennonite is NOT a religion is just thhe way we have been brought up!

[bubblymonkeys]

that is hilarious and by the way corny i know you or @ least i ahve seen you your funny!!

[GoldBoy7GG]

Funny? lol

[McCRAPFACE2]

are u really that dumb or do u only act that way?? and STOP RUBBING UR ARMS!!!! its disturbing!! but its funny though!! and yeah ves hahahaha!!! bes en bet en devotshkop!!

[Starlita21]

mennonites r everywhere....kinda :P especially in the south areas of manitoba XD

N they all dres the same and i feel sorry 4 the women too...the way they have 2 dress :( LMFAO

[spicynoodlesyumyum]

mennonites arnt actuy like that

[LittleDrummer55]

yeah cornie ur the man

[websuspect]

God Bless you Cornie.

[dizmalslit]

this facking guy for real or what im from morden and this is the way the mennos are for real LMFAO!!!!!!!

[spicynoodlesyumyum]

k dude this is not how mennonites r im mennonite and we are all the same this guy is just being a retard

[rickfriesen74]

deiszunt!! du bist eine grosse frotze!!! keep it up der cornie- u are kjiele mit de k!!!!

[southstar87]

hahah you should do standup!!

[1hun2]

low german rules

[BANSHEEFREAK2007]

@1hun2 yo due bes rach plot dietsh rocks ( your right man low german rocks)

[Billabong887]

HAHAHAHA!!! Thats Funny!!

[410cam]

HAHAHA, FOOOF that is hillarious, and der day are just sitting up der, HAHA your the man!

[otheroneafu]

awesome work of art

[460Eagle]

Cornie Rimer! You are my hero! Vinkler Stadt pride!

[chaosfilms9295]

Mennonites to a t

[dufeet]

vell da ting is dat uhhh.

lol funny stuff

[Balljointer]

Tanks! Don't forgat to rate my vidyos and subscrib!

[evaklassen]

@Balljointer THANX ALOT JACKASS YOUR THE ONE THATS MAKIN US MENNONITES LOOK BAD RETARD

[bottomfeeder73]

@evaklassen Naw, mennonites do that to themselves, lol. This is funny shit.

[SaraSchmith]

@Balljointer jst so u no! no mennonites actually speak like this:) ur prob the only 1 that speaks like this:) take that in mind the next time u diss us mennonites:)

[jake09895]

thats awsome!!

[farorocks]

Jackass

[Balljointer]

Seems to me you already said that.