Adam and Joe go Tokyo - Top 5 Japanese insults

[saxtonjammie]

Wow! this is an exciting looking film series. Oh! What an interesting show idea. lol

[dantrizz]

the last one actually translates as "this shitty old man" xXx

[tag7771]

These guys are hilarious lol

[calculatorINSTINCTS]

i want to punch these guys in the face. srsly.

[kiddyoga]

lol........



[lurconis666]

This actually confirms the stereotype of ignorant self righteous colonial Brits going about interfering in other nations' affairs.

[LillyArwen]

FAKE!

[fpnhq292]

This is not true.

They are insuficient study about Japan.

Actually Japanese girl use this simple word when they say insults;

"calvous!"

[leotheloser]

without watching this video

i could predict that these white assholes just say middle school insults

weaboos :|

[do3bes]

some translations are quite a bit off:

Chitsai ketu no ana: You little asshole



[HoosierMF]

@do3bes Wrong. The only literal translation is "small anus" (asshole isn't an insult in Japan). The other meanings are 1. narrow-minded 2. cheap (like tight-arsed in English).

[TheLiquidKnight]

I forgot that Adam and Joe were funny. :-)

[SatounoKumo]

I actually got two of them yaay

[IAMY670001]

coo!!

[qazzy]

It may be very hard to get my feelings hurt in Tokyo without laughing.

[foxbaker]

Now that I've thought about it...................... you've never put anything of any considerable size up your butt-hole

[apextwin]

translation is fails

[SandraCluts]

aww poor steve.. i mean sturve

[SugarPuffsMonster]

"however i am very sure footed when it comes to steep hills" lmao

[truesunn]

baka, ne?

[BabyPyschedelic]

Joe looks pretty fit here

[buggeazy102]

gay an lame

[letmelickit]

was this a series ? I have never seen this before.

[naturalthing1]

Those "Japanese" people aren't even Japanese. They are all Chinese, Korean's and Okinawan's

[cutegirl0595]

@naturalthing1 If I remember correctly Okinawa is part of Japan

[HankyuKun]

@cutegirl0595 not if you ask a fair amount of people on Honshu. They don't think Hokaiddo or Ainu are "real" Japanese either...

[naturalthing1]

@cutegirl0595 yes that is correct, Okinawa is now a part of Japan but the people from Okinawa are Ryukyu people, not Japanese.

[lewis2506]

just coming

[WammysHouseVlog]

BIG MANLY TURDS

[Dovemagician]

very very funny.... Adam reminds me of the legendary Dudley Moore

[mybodysayinletsgo]

ROFLMAO!

[whitesnowyheart]

Hello I'm Japanese girl.

This video is funny, but I hope you won't misunderstand Japanese LOOKS.

at least Tokyo, Many of the young Japanese men&women has good LOOKS...d(^-^;)

[Barff]

@whitesnowyheart

I was in Tokyo 3 weeks ago and i agree completely :)

[kazutoyo]

この小便たれ！

[aaateam111]

Ahaha, guys, you gotta understand Japanese don't have extreme cussing words, such as Fuck you, you wanker and etc etc. Their culture grows that way lol

[veggievegetarian]

I dont know if i should find this funny or insulting to the Japanese culture...

[weareskaters]

you haaave a smaall anus

[boyleon96]

Lmfao how they both go from 1:14 till 1:23

[magus213]

Obviously fake.

[WinglessFlutters]

LMFAO XD

[jackisbak69]

FUCKING LOL.

[Sharingan1102]

I'm your daddy. Ask your mother.

[SethMcFartlane]

Mei was the sauciest.

[mango7272]

Jap or Nip is offensive to the japanese in my opinion

[luked1983]

Why Jap? I am British , I don't go crying if someone calls me a Brit.

[solnyshkomoyo]

@luked1983:

It has different connotations. After WWII, "Jap" became a racial slur.

[punca]

that is insult number 1?! all i know is BAKA,KUSO,TEME,KONOYARO...ugh thats it i think

[tonybeir]

LOL ad & joe host a tv show like their doing their radio show... they just talk and talk inanity. I LOVE IT

[Willificationify]

I'd like to assure viewiers that I have a huuuge anus

[Houck1337]

人のGoogle翻訳を使用する人々の人生を取得する必要があり­ます。

[Danbotology]

I love their banter :)

[LargeTunaGuy]

lol they're so much better without beards!

[Aura2314]

They need to have better insults. This is useless against my teachers! x3

[ayame202]

ohoo....Their japanese is strange.

we don't do such a manner of speeking.

i don't understand the third meaning.

i am Japanese.

三番の人は中国語を話しているの？

[pamposh666]

いや、｢ちんちくりん｣、つまりちびって意味でしょう？漢字では­ああ書きます。

普通の日本語ですよ。

[searchingfordaniel]

WTF charlie's angels? STF stupid brit.

[cupwithhandles]

scared people contract their sphincters

[wangpangu]

This isn't as good as the stuff they did years ago with the star wars figures. As such I have entertained myself by considering which of the three girls I would most like to have carnal knowledge of; I've decided on no.3- she looks dirty.

[Drsuziesu]

Great as usual A & J - please come back on TV - you are too good for just radio.

[pirile]

"Just radio"? It's so much more difficult to be funny on "just radio"....

[riztar]

man this some really funny stuff .

[murkyammck]

HAHAHA dude this is funny

[deengew]

did anyone notice the cornelius sample?

[deadvideokid]

Yes. I wish I could contact the music supervisor for this program. There was some fantastic clips in the series.

[bus4drg]

what the hell is 参？！

[Rochondil]

three, kanji for three. Used in China, not so often i japan,

壱、弐、参　chinese characters for one, two, three,

壱、弐、参、四、五

[pamposh666]

In China, people use 一、二、三 in daily life. 壱、弐、参、are used in contruct or such kind of inportant document, to avoid misunderstanding. This habit exists in Japan, too. And sometimes they are used as fashion or design.  You can see those Kanjis in "Evangelion" : )

[SaitanMar]

Then please don't watch again.

[StChrissieboy]

What about good old simple Kusottare!? Translation? Shit drip.

[shimokita2]

I don't get the British.

Just can't get into their sense of humor.

[aidanator]

ahahahah

this is funny XD

i like this XD

[mats7q]

Those kanji are used in documents, because you obviously can't change 1 into 3 as easy with those kanji

[AlmightyKingGodzilla]

haha, something about British comedy.

[oneminutetomidknight]

never realised Joe was so lanky

i never saw them on TV im only familiar with their radio stuff

[peteradamson]

im not sure if hes all that lanky, but adams really small too. watch the adam and joe show, before they did the radio stuff, its awesome. most is on youtube, or on 4od if u have it

[battleofalma]

Joe is really tall, he's a giant. It's not just exacerbated by Adam's smallness.

[Serasia]

Yeah I noticed that...well, I just noticed I couldn't read them. I'm pretty sure the kanji for 1,2,3 are the same in Chinese (maybe simplified) so it might not be that either...I don't know. Weird.

[flowerlight]

i luved watching this show BBC3.

fun fun :D

[pedrobeardo]

Gets!

[JackaCrack1]

wow just wow

[notjonnyram]

Big. Manly. Tod.

[roopdaug]

"I'd like to assure viewers that I have a huge anus." lol

[kusakabemanai]

"団子鼻の熊娘"って。。。

どこで言ってんだよ。。。

I have never heard the fifth insult word in Japan in my whole life. Weird.

[aikighost]

Its comedy. They are making this shit up.

[pcchan1981]

STEPHEN!

[stevehildrew]

WHAT????

[singthebattle]

@stevehildrew I believe the correct response is....

JUST COMING!

[SittingInMyTinCan]

just coming!

[pcchan1981]

It took two weeks, but we got there in the end!

[SittingInMyTinCan]

woop!

[12inschvideo]

@pcchan1981 Just coming.

[TGPMatt]

@pcchan1981 He's coming!

[joeroyo]

@pcchan1981 Just coming!

[shambolene]

@pcchan1981 JUST COMING!!!!! I cant believe no on has replied before!

[ladyflyaway]

@pcchan1981 just coming!!!

[rmccaw7]

@pcchan1981 JUST COMING!!!!!!!

[PicturesInMotionCo]

@pcchan1981 JUST COMING! 

[morningmimi]

"... and 4 kids."

[steba2006]

Here is another insult 'Chinchin chiisai' You gave a small penis

[steba2006]

Sorry Typo error...not 'You gave a small penis' it should have been 'You have a small penis'

[somethingesoteric]

I gave a small penis to my girlfriend. She was not impressed. :(

[prickett233]

more accurate translations would be

2) your mother is a fat ugly bitch

1) you useless old cunt

[55kan]

those words are out-of-date and unnatural.

[emperorglenuff]

Yeah they really do play off eachother amazingly, Adam's expressions had me in hysterics.

[ShinobixXxKakashi]

wooah, omae no kaa-san debusou XDDD

How mean XD

kono kusottare jiji XD

[admiralcrunch1]

Aussies....

[XFuryOfTheStormX]

british actually.

[admiralcrunch1]

British...

[lastsaneman19]

dumbass, plain an simple

[admiralcrunch1]

Dumbasses...

[lastsaneman19]

Only an american could think of a come back that amazing -.-

[admiralcrunch1]

Don't insult me, Red-coated pansy. We kicked your asses twice and we'll do it again! MWAHAHAHAHA!

[lastsaneman19]

yeah well you turned up to both our world wars late, what the hell happened did you lose your favourite tie? They were world wars, i can understand forgetting to pick up your laundry but how did those motherfuckers slip your calendar

[admiralcrunch1]

ISOLATIONISM AND THE MONROE DOCTRINE. Before we made the mistake of becoming the world's "police," we actually liked to let others sort out their own problems. And if it wasn't for us your ass would be speaking German.

[lastsaneman19]

wrong, it was you idiots who funded WWII if it wasn't for you my ass would be speaking english and around 40% of the jewish community would still be alive

[admiralcrunch1]

Please enlighten me as to how the US funded the Nazis, I'm really quite interested.

[HarunoSakurafan91]

HAHHA LOL @ 1:20 OMG too funni

[weatherboxlisp]

I love this segemnt! Adam and Joe really play off each other nicely here. man I love those guys. They should be on TV constantly.

[thedougmeister]

Kisama

[AnimusAeternus]

"I think generally size equals prow-ess" LOL

[tacticalespionageACT]

yes, dumpling nose, my lord.

[Museman05]

Wow i used to love this show, they should bring it back...or something similar...they were fun to watch.

[DBZStreetFighter]

shitty ol' goat lol

[Shunsuke1983]

I'm sure they are out of date now. lol i've never used them.

[itsmejen22]

Very funny!

[ynoksu]

LOL, the most useless of all farm animals

[12zuzus]

LOL "YOU GO GIRL"

[killerxgirly]

lol

[attzu]

this is really funny!

i'm also a native japanese, and i'm sure no one use such words.

fujoshi or otaku might use these, though...

[nanajz1]

im japanese. but this is weird, cuz none of those i dont use. i dont understand why these japanese teach useless words and not even common at all.

simply, baka(stupid) and shine(die) are enough to be angry for me. so plz dont use baka and shine, unless u dont feel angry.

[dhspacman]

lol i wonder what the top 5 american ones would be number 1 u resemble michal jackson

number two u resemble brittany spears numbers 3-5 ur a NUBE

[kierakaru]

Are these right? o.O;

[oneofzone6]

oh so hurtful. :?

[tamplet]

By the way "kusottare jijii" isn't that of a great insult. You can hear that anytime in anime...

How about kuso ama/abazure/yariman?

[mitsubishi777]

I mean, gay people are never cowardice.

[morbidsimplicity]

this series is awesome! these two are hilarous! love them!

[Kaystar87]

lol, Being American, I think I loved the section on the size of anuses...

[Hinatarox1013]

Lol. WTF?! xDDDD

[ThomasRiver69]

右手が恋人。

[terriplzplz]

LOL. Such cutting insults.

[mystictal]

"Wot u gony do for a face when jabba the hut wants his arse back?"

"Oh fuck u are jabba the hut!"

I thankyou.

[rayblack2004]

yo mommas so fat that when she went to disneyland, she got group discounts XP

[oyajis]

nice joke. i will use this to my fat colleague.

[dominicp2007]

joe is gonna come to your house now

lol

[MGAVBRACE]

hey melons are great where ever you stick em...A & J are not melons but they are great...where ever you,,,oh there just great :)

[dafyddoe]

Your Mother has a protuding navel.

xD

[mixali]

OMG THANKYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jimjamjames82]

what did you use to rip and convert this clip?? the quality is amazing. Also did it take long to upload???

[stevehildrew]

I can't remember. And also, I can't remember.

[mixali]

does ANYONE know the clip where they talk about a nice view somewhere in japan and one of them goes "i love view" as if he is saying "i love you"

if you can help me find it i will be your pal forever!

thanks, i love view

[stevehildrew]

That's in the one of the intros. Look for the intro compilation I did.

[takahito007]

real japanese??

[kraftdinner35]

We need more Adam and Joe. Brilliant.

[XPMaster2007]

この糞爺

LOL classic!

[mannymcguiness]

can you hold he relish...and the muster...you shitty old goat

[Haleygerbil]

hahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahah­!!!

[ando1135]

damn, the first asian guy was HOTTTT

[FATIGUEDOUT]

tokyhoe

[oonahgee]

Am I the only one thatcan't hear them?

[stevehildrew]

yup

[Jerofdez]

Nope, I can't hear them either.

[cuaem]

shitty old goat!

[softc]

Wow this missed me completely... when the hell were Adam and Joe on the BBC?

[poormona]

Very funny, I wonder if those really are Japanese insults. They're so mild. You'd think something like 'your mom's a whore' would be pretty universal.

[moonpieaidan]

nope...just yours

nah just joking (lol?)

apparently there is not a word for fuck in the Japaneese language

[sairustro]

I cant beleive it, they produce the world's 95% of animated hardcore porn, and they dont even have a word for what their characters are doing?

[MutantEyes]

I guess it's not what you say but how you say it *lol*

[Tmuk2]

The look on Joe's face when Adam translates the insult to 'coward', brilliant!

[actorlady]

I've watched this like 5 times and it still makes me laugh.

[Zotz]

ROFL!

[pudseypumper]

Cheers for this Steve. I missed this series on BBC4 completely so it was great to see A&J again.

[inanimateinsights]

I love these guys, they are just friends having a laugh. Great stuff.

[bidabidabadboy]

Shitty, old, goat. Fucking legendary

[sundaeg1rl]

LMAO!!! And the BBC broadcast this?? The ringpiece chat has me reaching for the mindbleach

[decob]

aganan got it there. its funny cause its CrAzY.

[ultraseb]

Good old Adam and Joe^^ The A&JGT series though isn't as cosy as their C4 show^^;

[aganan]

you guys are forgeting that these guys are British and British comedy is something the majority of the world will never understand. Basically its funny because the insults are so unused that it would be funny to see them be used or heard.

[kiatasbihgou]

i'm actually quite surprised at the number of British people who didnt get these two, they're actually amazing.

[actorlady]

Hey, I'm Canadian and I get it.