POVERTY FOR SLAVES WITH FAKE OIL CRISIS

[intricatic]

Your tie is strangely invisible, dude.

[elrugged1]

This guy is spot on

[MyFishyWishy]

I used to smoke pot to relax but, it got too expensive and i kept getting arrested.

Now I just buy a half a gallon of gas and huff the fumes! Almost the same effect, similar flavor, it never runs out and its legal! The only side effect is my cat keeps telepathically telling me to kill Republicans. I can live with that.

[1ANGELMIND]

I am so sad,I feel so hurt why does man have to be so cruel to Mother Earth ;(

[mfatah281]

Looks like you could benefit from some resourceful Mexican roofers..

[survival12345]

Based on everything we know right now, no combination of 'alternative fuels' or energy producers will allow us to maintain daily life the way we are used to. We are in trouble indeed.. The belief that 'market economics' will automatically deliver a replacement for fossil fuels is magical thinking.. Oil IS running out and we used it like there was no limit.. Only thoes who can become as sulfsufficient as possible will have to work with other self-supporters to cover the basics for living..

[321lawc]

Cars can run on only water, they had the technology back in the 70s, the oil companies just killed them.

[Steadno]

!SWEJ

[nilesmc]

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[rspawn]

There's no better time to exploit resource dependency (if you're into that sort of thing) then when there's a shortage.

[1GXG]

LOL. . .Scottish summer . . .LOL

Harsh , perhaps "they" might turn over. . .LOL

[mrmultidextrous]

Awesome video. Now off to designing and making that wood-gas generator. Again, you're on a mission and it you have done a good job, touching on the main points.

[truthiness79]

This guy is on a mission, I can tell when a man is on a mission.

[DRLAPAGLIA]

LOL!

[frebits]

right on

[Serbpride4lif]

This guy is the best thing that ever happend to youtube...a bloody legend

[Videobarbs]

Greetings from Denver - ground zero for the upcoming DNC. The mood of uneasiness is palpable.

This guy is right on. I stopped watching tv years ago because of all the violence and sex I don't need to be manipulated. After next Feb.,I will no longer have tv (after 57 years)And after "Internet 2" comes in, I guess I'll give up on the Internet. All of this IS mind control - to keep us in fear or appealing to our baser instincts. I hope this guy keeps pushing this stuff out!!!

[DetroitGhost9]

lab rats, and am 3% growth hahaha. kinda looks like the dude from the matrix. Americans are brain washed so easily. eating bugs. my shed. lol. did u ever get ur roof fixed???? lol.

[DarthCheney420]

I think it's safe to say the economy is just as leaky as your roof!

[LostonEarth431]

ok maybe not a good idea but i think everyone should juss ignore Israel and its people tell them to fuck off. i not saying jus fuck off and leave us all alone

[Signzit]

i've been saying this for a while

[durian0]

Long live the FKN News! Greets from America!

[brianpadraic]

Greeting from Los Angeles, you slaves.

[skeetereze]

So true!!!! We are just slaves.

[VivaMydick]

Schließen Sie das Bumsen herauf Mutterbumser

[wlakietha]

them people need to shut the fuck up about slaves cause they think they funny but are not they sould burn the slavery name.

[TheAnarchist33]

I like the FKN News!

[jakbqwic]

I've got no MOOOONEY de nuu...

[MeX2004]

Did you know that American people who are hugely in Jewish debt pay between $6.0 Trillion dollars and 12.0 Trillion dollars each year in interest alone to Jews? These Jews possess 90% of all American wealth; they got American people in $48 Trillion dollar debt. They possess all American banks including Federal Reserve with all of its money and Gold. These Jews own almost all fortune 1000 companies and businesses thereby they control the entire market including oil. Need I go on?

[TheAnarchist33]

Are you saying Hitler was right in wanting to eliminate thier ass from the earth? This is troubling...

[OrchidMaroon]

It's odd that nobody can make a comment about israel without being called a Nazi.

Makes one wonder who orchestrated the Holocaust.

[truthiness79]

Indeed!

[TheAnarchist33]

I didn't call anyone a Nazi, I know damn well that criticism towards Israel does not mean all Jews are bad people. I will agree that they have gained a privileged status in the western world because of the Holocaust. The only reason Americans are in debt to Israel is because they let it happen. If people worked hard and saved up instead of borrowing, this situation would not exist. But people think they can get something for nothing!

[OrchidMaroon]

My statement was a general one. I can't see the orig. comment, but didn't you ask if someone agreed with Hitler?

It's OUR fault? lol... I hope you mean the government and not the people.

People DO work hard. People work two jobs and still can barely make ends meet. Are you implying something different?

[TheAnarchist33]

Watch the movie "V is for Vendetta", there's a little speach at the end, you'll understand where I'm coming from!

[OrchidMaroon]

Don't make me watch it! lol.

I'll check it out.

=)

[AresCassell]

The Rothschilds (who created Israel) orchestrated the holocaust. The ottrocities against the Jews were an excuse to create the terror state of Israel.

[pure1warrior]

We want joooobbbbbeessss. Sheeple love taxes.

[ratwell71]

TOO FUNNY SO TRUE.

[Kalydosos]

Brilliant well done!

[geckoremmington]

God bless you blunt, all appreciating Scots. I'll be running in your direction when the SS gets here

[tigerpouy2001]

hahhahahahah my god man ur the bestt haha lol

[FarangBalls]

google video: The Money Masters awesome informative video about currency control.

[madgreek68]

One of the best and true informative videos on the net!!! Good job mate!!!

[ag294a]

Thank you.

Wake up Modern slaves.

[studytjk]

You got it bro. I don't have much but would be happy to chip in alittle to help with the station. keep up the good work.

[dumbassstupidpeople]

AWESOME!

[mattsnow81]

I really hope the damage to your roof isn't so extensive that you have to stop posting. The news must go on!!!

[Tressco]

Moooo...

I like!!

"...'till you're so scared you let the police kill your children at birth, if their eyebrows are too close together!" *LOL*

[godbluffvdgg]

maybe if you weren't blowing all your money on see through ties you could fix that roof, lol. don't worry deek help is on the way!

[Puzzoozoo]

"The Scottish rainy season, also known as summer" lol

Seriously, sad to see your 'studio' problem. I went to the web site, but the only Paypal wigget is for a CD of you singing, I'd send you some money to help you out repairing the 'studio', but I don't want a CD of you singing.

[BobHaulk]

you should get the cd it's the best music you never heard

[Puzzoozoo]

I am not really a music listener. And only have the radio in the car on 1 station, as that is the station the radio was tuned to when I got the car, and I'm to lazy to change the channel. FWIW its 97.4 Rock FM.

[geozop]

EGADS! More truth! RUN!

[toeg1]

I am also a great fan of yours. You have got to have one of the funniest newz broadcasts that deals in reality. I have an idea for you if ever you're feeling unwanted. Take a photocopy of your and tape it to the wall about chest high. Whenever you feel down, just rub your back against the copy of your hand and voilà, instant gratification!!

lol

Keep up the great work, you're the best!!!

[poppapump444]

deeks not that kind of skin head

u r confused, ok.... home skillets

[GODFATHA3000]

You dumb white bastard. I will cut your balls off and force feed them to your white mother.

[zrodn001]

"GODFATHA3000" he is not a rascist, probably the image of the african american child in that condition pissed you off but it pisses everybody off including me. no one should be treated in that manner and its fucked up. but this guy brings attention to it to expose the truth so this shit will not be tolerated. have a good one peace.

[fknnewz]

why would you do that?

[Nfinety8]

@fknnewz I dont think he likes you.

[ROYSTONE07]

Battered and Deek Fried

[aliennoise]

@GODFATHA3000 U misunderstood the concept. listen don't judge to fast. There are no racist comments in the video!

[zanretsukenXII]

Amazing, best FKN broadcast yet!

But plz keep the funny dancing for future broadcasts!

[zrodn001]

hahhahahaaha "my shed" oh beyond hilarious the contractor is him and he is the news anchor asking for donations lol. listen i own a construction company i can donate the material and the workers or fuck it i might as well send u some loot lol. listen mtv will pay u to put this on cable u need an entertainment promoter my man u will get paid trust me.

[ufofruit]

Universal Studios burned down! What will all the tourists do??!!!

[ROYSTONE07]

OK THE ROOF IS A MINOR HICKUP. i'M GLAD TO SAY i DIDN'T EVEN GET ENOUGH TIME TO DONATE BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE. YOU GOT SOME FUCKING LOYAL FANS WHO REALLY BELIEVE IN YOU AND WHAT YOUR DOING i'M DEFINITELY ONE OF THEM SO NOW YOU'VE GOT ENOUGH FOR THE ROOF LET'S GET BACK TO THAT FUCKING SPACESHIP

ALSO NICE ONE 1000 SUBSCRIBERS TODAY. AND THEY SAY YOU ONLY HAVE TO REACH ONE

[ROYSTONE07]

No doubt statements will be released telling us all the fragments are a result of the ''cleanup job'' and we should just all go back to sleep.

[ROYSTONE07]

Rumours are circulating on the web  deeks roof was an inside job.

These allegations are supported by experts round the world.

scientist's, structural engineers, professors, and some guy on youtube.

sawdust samples were recovered over five metres away .

On closer inspection using my little sisters chemistry set microscope I measured the size and shape of the tiny fragments.

The truth revealed itself .Absolute undeniable scientific proof that a black and Decker jigsaw was involved .

[evryonesacritic]

I call on every Peace loving citizen of the world to Assemble with us on July 12th 2008 in Washington DC.

Search Youtube for: we the people 2.0

Watch and rate the we the people 2.0 video and then send the video to everyone that you know and ask them to do the same.

Do the same with this video

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Google revolution march and also:

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For Peace, Freedom & Prosperity - Make a Stand Now!

[BCzepa]

if i had paypal i would give you 50 bucks

[poppapump444]

inside job! inside job! inside job!

[lorax2013]

Cute and catchy message, but you need to study peak oil a little more. You've got the banking industry figured out but you are clueless on peak oil.

[abruzz0]

Peak oil? You mean the artificial scarcity? Yeah, he should talk about that too.

[fknnewz]

artificial demand! whats it all for? are we doing something monumental with the earths resources? er nope just making money. how about we kick back live a simple life and stop destroying thing to make 5% of the world even richer, or at least build some giant spaceships with the money :)

[BobHaulk]

i don't know, i quite like all the things being made with the earths resources. Being someone who lives in scotland i am glad that we have soft fabric trousers made by thick people in asia who cant get a better job than a factory worker, if it wasn't for them then i would be wearing a kilt or a dead sheep right now.

[VIDEOTUBEASSASSIN]

YEAH!!!!

[ProdigalMt]

ThisJune5th(dot)com

[911truthnc]

Learned more here than watching Faux, CNN, MSNBC, CNBC all fucking year!

Media 4th branch of the gummit, the propaganda noise machine division.

[michaelgrube]

Mooo! We want jobs! We want to be breast fed our lives! We want somebody to take care of us! Like our mom used to! haha!

[Orwellsbud]

Love the FKN Newz Class!

[Slovan4]

very true

[uheardmebitch]

u did a cameo in ur own vid. how cool

[madzndean]

I love the fknnewz cheers... this ought to be aired instead of hollyoakes or eastbenders.

[BobHaulk]

actually it's hollowblokes, deadenders, borethenation street and emerdull but neighbours is still class

[madzndean]

lol ... yeah that sounds more like it cheers

[pure1warrior]

I love it. Time to get onto the small farm and wait for the tax colecter to come and take it away.

[polidic]

ROFL! classic .. very good shit.

[aemo501]

Hey thanks for the news...lol

[Slavesrevolt]

Too funny, excellent as usual. The Scottish rainy season is known as summer?

[Aedoneus]

I was playing this with my speakers turned way up and my sister's friend kept walking by and screaming, "No one cares!" I guess this sort of information is too much for some people to handle.

[BobHaulk]

Tell your sisters pal to go make you a cup of tea and shut the fuck up,oh while she's at it she can cook you something to eat,she needs the practice by the sound of it.

Women these days just don't know there place.

[madzndean]

Speak for the women you know.

[zrodn001]

lol

[Chindro2828]

You stole the words right outta mah.....

[DillonX]

Please give this comment a plus or minus - I don't care which.

If I get rated, I'll know YouTube isn't censoring my comments.

If I get none, I'll assume YouTube is censoring my comments.

And then I'll wonder how many others they're doing that to?

[Thomas13Ray]

I love the Tie...I want one...Good Stuff Great post....Dont forget I like the tie..!

[nes018]

You DARE to ask for money!Deek, its just...I..

*appalled*

[poppapump444]

could it be that deeks flooding disaster is like an inside job. lol

deeks jacksons 9-11 on his shed....

the studio has been destroyed by the ""storm"" and must be repaired or else no more fknnewz....right?...hahahaha

.....fknnewz truth seekers unite......

[fknnewz]

i had it insured against leaking for 6 billion lol

[poppapump444]

wow those must have been some hefty monthly payments

[nes018]

lol yeah - we see through this plot by our evil overlords in er..scotland!

[fknnewz]

well its like busking , people get the music for free but there is a hat on the ground, you dont have to give but its nice when someone does.

[nes018]

ok well,sorry Im just one of those ppl who smile at u as I go past but don't give a penny. *smiles*

[primal111]

orgonite stops the NWO

[monymizer]

I love your videos. Your videos should be getting millions of hits. But what does get all the hits? Fat slobs acting like idiots and drooling all over themselves. The more I open my eyes, the more hope I lose because people will not "see". I will send this video to everyone I know. Thanks.

[fknnewz]

monymizer , remain in hell without despair, remember , having fun annoys fascists more than anything else, so sing dance and be happy it really pisses them off...

[monymizer]

Thanks, I needed to hear that. I've really lost hope over on this side of the pond. It's getting crazy over here...

[frankdesica]

I'd never pass up an opportunity to contribute to the construction of the FKN NEWZ International Global Tower and Bistro.

[fknnewz]

thanks Frankdesica im gonna diversify into soap opera , reality tv and pizza delivery lol

[CrazyCurtisLow]

Cool vid.

[poppapump444]

i thought u were moving to montana?

[fknnewz]

That was last week this week im "leaving on a jet plane" lol thanks for your support poppapump your a vintage fknnewz fan

[tattoo8118]

you are a hero deek!!! Keep it up!!

[RP4409]

haha

[Xare420]

Fake money with interest ohh i want some !

[MuDfx]

Nice Shed xD

[DrakeAlturas]

green tie with a green-screen... COOOOL!

hahaha it looks great, have a nice fkn weekend Deek. hope ya get lots of donations =D

[fknnewz]

Well it was blue with a blue screen lol , bit rough and ready this week the green screen was the wall I knocked through to extend the shed , so I put up a blue curtain then forgot I was wearing a blue tie , doh

[DrakeAlturas]

nah man you should keep it like that it's funny and looks cool ^_^

peace bud ;)

[PollenB]

hahaha looks cool!

[HuggableAngel]

love ya tie deek its wicked.. ya should of seen the rain pissen down in perth today GAWDD god had a full bladder thats all i can say lol

[fknnewz]

I think Scotlands becoming tropical , were getting monsoons punctuated by heatwaves,ah well global warming has its upside it use to just be cold and wet now its warm and wet lol

[HuggableAngel]

u still talking about the weather RIGHT !!!! LOL :oO

[mottoncouthUSA]

"The Scottish Rainy season, also known as... SUMMER." That almost caused a rainy season in my pants. LOL.

[THESTRINGPULLER]

NICE TIE DEEK!

[FrankNada]

"the brain damaged, poorly educated, unemployed"

sounds like your audience

the problem with the roof is a direct result of your smoking ban in the studio, smoking should be reinstated immediately. The smoke helps keep the roof dry but more importantly, the musicians happy

[Cantwetalk]

This guy has an exellent web site.

[CheeezMaster]

the planets's not fucked and we're not to blame?

YAY!

[lastnymleft]

I used to think FKN Newz was satire, but so much of it has come true, I'm beginning to think Deek must be a NWO agent actually just telling it how it's going to be, and "we better 'fkn' get used to it!".

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C'mon you tight-wads, chip-in for the roof. You know you ought to...

[johntheother]

Anyone who says "sorry for your roof" then doesn't pony up needs to be kicked in the hind-parts. Yes Blueju, this means you.

[blujufirst]

Great stuff once again Deek, hopefully some wealthy champagne socialist out there will buy you a new studio from BQ? I cant help comrade as i'm on the buroo

[narcoleptus]

Good video,

totally unoriginal comment but its hard to say 'Great video' when its full of death n misery but its so well put together and sharp that for us landless peasants its "at last, a roaring blast of reality, in your face"

Makes a change from roaring blasts of hypocrisy, ta!

[poppapump444]

really liked this one.

sorry bout your shed

[poppapump444]

nice tie