The Bernie Mac show "Secrets and Lies" s1 pt3

[StrigonM56]

You know, Wanda could have gotten away with the perfect crime, same for Vanessa.

[latoya30ed]

What kind of boy who would tell a lie about having a fake asma attack because if I was any of ya I would just tell the truth because lieing to people is wrong.

[MrTaylorreaves]

nnn

[scooby7919]

Vanessa's dumb ass told on herself. Have she no shame?

[pacpimprip]

this is 1 of my favorite bernie shows

[MyFarmer88]

no jordan i want you to clean this up now swish grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[atltrackstar1]

Haha did Bernie pull a knife on Jordan!?

[scooby7919]

@atltrackstar1 Yep, he sure did.

[smithgabrielle]

have u no shame ?

[CaptainCreature]

Hey!!! That's Billy Crystal!

[lunar371]

OMG These people are so mean to each other....BAD examples:(

[datswassup07]

Jordan is so evil lol

[XXhpminiXX]

Stop it america... check the census hahahaahaha

[eneogwe]

I like the name Michael, and I like the name Jordan

Michael jordan, Michael jordan

what do you think Uncle Bernie? hahaa

[delonya53]

This is SO much jokes. It makes me laugh. LMBO!!!

[adorablebabi]

Wanda kissing Brianna's ass cause she know she didn't see that damn play. Breaking that poor girls heart. SMH

[Pokek1d]

@adorablebabi what a shame

[deion152002]

LMAO Jordan: Uncle Bernie would it be ok if i clean up this mess after the TV show.

Bernie: Naw I want you to clean your mess up now Jordan

Jordan: SWISH!

[Dedokai32]

did you like the part where she came out like a beautiful flooooowaa haha bernies so crazy r.i.p brotha

[Dedokai32]

the boys an evil genius, a lil black lex luthor lol

[italianpride888]

How did the mom not know she was a rabbit, if she popped in at the last minute and saw her on stage?

[Svvaggalikemine]

@italianpride888 cause she could of had more than 1 role and the rabbit may have been her last one in the play DUH!

[forrester15]

watts tha name ov tha esp. wen jordan was scared to sleep in his room cuz he got a room2 his self

[mrlilgio1]

swiiiiishhhhh

[kntayloe880]

his scream is hilarious!!!!!! like a girl. Bernie Mac was so funny.

[55Clif]

who was the idiot that dislike this????????

[IlOvEtHeOmGgIrLs]

i love it when he says toonite lol

[cooliegee]

"Stool Pigeon"!!!

[Dedokai32]

2:44 still cracks me up lol

[Coolbreeze24]

"Give me some candles, tweezers and a razor blade and lie across this bed and I'll hook you up baby!" LMAO

[savnette]

"hes not just a evil, hes a evil genius. a LIL BLACK LITH LUTHER!" HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

[Jenniferdahbest]

thiz boy iz evil



[araka17]

lol baby girl did do something

[brenna55896]

lol wen Bernie said this ain't a blacksprttatoin

[m0neym0an]

I tell the tooth..lol..lol

[tah014]

Jordan at the end - "You already have a unibrow" lol

[316TYJ]

tanoight!

[themavsfan1992]

" No i don't have any clippers, but i'll be more than happy to take you to the barbershop next to the bakery, you know the bakery son the one that sells cherry pies" lmfao

[CUF17]

"Stool Pigeon!" lmao

[CUF17]

@CUF17 "...Like a beautiful floooower"

[Dedokai32]

lol @CUF17

[ddean1987]

he said beautiful flower like when he said milk and cookies lol.

[Kinetic226]

@ddean1987 lol yea i remember that.

[vnizzle13]

unc bernie i need a haircut u got any "clippers" lmao so cheesy hahaa jordan and bernie got me rollin right now hahaha

[Dedokai32]

2:44 lol

[aprilnc94]

"DID U LIKE THE PART WHEN SHE CAME OUT LIKE A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER?!" lmao!

[GavinK21]

"Jordan cut down yo' cherry tree!"

"STOOL PIGEON!!!" Hahaha

I'm SO glad this show was syndicated ;)

[dalonashley]

His scream at the beginning was Hilarious! I was rollin like crazy! LMAO!!!!

[DrAznmuff]

hahah i've always wanted to be a booootiful flowa.

[therealhiphop007]

dee dee davis is cute as a little girl

but who is cuter parker posey or dee dee davis

[beeblack2]

yo yo yo jordan is mad funny son bernie mac is mad funny!!!

[TheMonolith75]

Bernie Mac's scream in the beginning,has me rolling with tears coming down my eyes!! Remind me of my father when he steps on something hard...LMAO!!

[fromboiz2kingz]

o really ,did you like the part where she came out as a bootiful flower 6:20 lool.

just tooooooooooooo funnny lol

[minieinstein319]

Is Bernie wearing a shirt with marijuana leaves?! Pahahah

[Rock9Ya0Dome]

haha looks like it

[sweetsusuyn]

"I'm a topTHOLOGIST when it comes to bull.." LOVELY!

[FelipalovesKenny123]

hahah really? i ddint know that!

[001BAJO2007]

I think I ought ta cut you!!!!!

[001BAJO2007]

I'm unpunkable!!!!!!

[001BAJO2007]

Uncle Bernie just helping me practice my shoot. Swish!!!!!!!

[AGUSTIN92105]

which is the episode wen bernies uncle dies?

[LiIAncly]

sweet home Chicago part 1

[ILuvJokerMoreThanYou]

Idk about u guys, but I dont feel as if he's dead!

[moonoink]

The Episode that Taylor Lautner is in is "Being Bernie Mac"

[Sheneiceft]

what does jordan say after bernie goes:

"well jordan cut down your cherry tree?"

[Treylexis07]

Stool Pidgeon

[Sheneiceft]

oooo thankz :D

[pimp4lyf134]

TU-NIGHT!!!

HAHAH

[fgdk76]

COLD BLOODED MURDER AT 5:58

[dalonashley]

His scream funny as hell! Lol

[dalonashley]

" Did you like the part when she came out like a beautiful flower?" Lol

[15dolla]

i have been rofling over that line... lmao

[pimp4lyf134]

HAHAHA

[VanillaLimeCoke]

They should have also added this line....

Jordan: Uncle Bernie, I need some school supplies. Do you think you can take me to the Staples Center?

[pepetahine]

that sound perfect

[Pokek1d]

@VanillaLimeCoke they also should have used the line Uncle Bernie, i need a new pair of sneakers, can you by me some Jordan's?

[CloverfieldGirl]

lol at bernie's scream at the beginning

[gangster666shamrock]

this the best serie ever

[joshsworld101]

Lil Black Lex Luther LOL