A Be Moieties Suety Mouth

[SuperSpoonProduction]

i was suposed to go to bed...5 fucking hours ago

[rossco2700]

Thrashers jersey on

[apexdna]

How do people watch this? It's impossible to watch it longer than 10 seconds without getting extremely annoyed...

[SparkSSBM]

@apexdna well one million+ people seem to disagree with you

[apexdna]

@SparkSSBM

What a pathetic bunch. Get a life, people. Go outside, enjoy outdoors. Do something.

[SparkSSBM]

@apexdna watching videos that average four minutes means you do not have a social life?

what are you talking about?

[apexdna]

@SparkSSBM

Most kids spend 50 hours a week on shit like this.

[SparkSSBM]

@apexdna and you know this how?

[apexdna]

@SparkSSBM

I've read somewhere... can't remember where now. Who cares, really...

[TheHunterHatfield]

@apexdna Probably on the internet.

[PSshadow92]

I don't get people's problem with you. You're humor is hilarious.

[bringinhomesara]

I knew you were a bit liberal phil but really? The O'Reilly factor is all based on fact look it the fuck up. I thought you were better than that but now it is confirmed you are justa hippie liberal douche.

[KimberleyASamuels]

what could the woman gain from that

[DrunkenGuyOncrack]

What're we gonna do with the other 3.9999999? well, i would use it to hire lots and lots of hookers.

[RobotKing27]

There was an episode of Seinfeld where someone pretended to have cancer to get a free toupee

[rebekahah]

I have to ask, is that davedays that sing the song at the end?

[MewMewPower44]

@WilsonsTopFangirl it was $3.99999 billion or. $3,999,990,000, not $3,999,999,999 cause according to you the ball pit would be $1 (apparently they're $10,000)

[WilsonsTopFangirl]

"What do you want us to do with the other $3, 999, 999, 999?"

"I don't fucking care, I've got a ball pit!!" xDD win.

[2wilder]

lol that was so funny

[KateKat226]

GO THRASHERS :)

[deagla2]

Avoid vaccines, they contain aluminum, mercury, aspartame/formaldehyde, squalene, mutagens like sv40 etc that cause diseases like lupus, arthritis, Gulf War Syndrome, Zombie/Sheeple/Victim Syndrome, Parkinsons, Alzheimers, allergies, asthma, cancer, ADD/autism etc. The genocidal WHO that pushed the h1n1 shot should have promoted gardening, vitamin D3, garlic, silver products etc. to oust za vampires & verevolves!

[kbutyourontop]

LMFAO THAT'S FUNNY

[B4K8SGR8]

How do you have this much time? And how are you so up to par on all the happenings? Wow, you've got some talent dude! Very entertaining!

[d1incharge]

Can I please vote for a duechebag of you-tube being that guy scooby, who always has his naked shaven upper half showing as he talks about health issues..........his last video(which I cant seem to get off of my you-tube sign on page) has him calling football and unhealthy sport, and he doesnt recommend anybody play football.........that was just the last straw for me.....somebody needs to pwn that fcker bad....

[TaylorLautnerlover86]

AND the chick was Asian. WHO DOES THAT?!

[nadiyah637]

you should run for president :)

[madworldbestsong]

@nadiyah637 he'd be a good one

[411zoerose]

I LOVE the picture of the monkey wearing headphones in the back. Send it to me? :)

[rosydonut]

ARETHA FRANKLINS BOW HAT!

[CarManiac225]

They're not morales nazis, they're just F@#KING IDIOTS!

[thewhulk]

But... what if shes hot?

[xGundamz]

cause u're a attention whore.

[Kheldhar]

great....now i want a ball pit

[peejimus12]

haha "you k now what i love... stupid people" gosh he makes me laugh

[Antony13489]

i wonder if he uses that pull up bar in the background ?

[jazzvixen]

Hahahaha

People are too funny.

I would love to play along with someone who claims to be their long lost twin rofl

[Antony13489]

yeah ball pitt 5*s

[gamidevil]

damn that chick is the best troll evar!

[gilraen690]

DUDE...

My mother knits those double-mittens. She gave a pair to my brother and his fiancée and yes, they love them. I think it's sort of awesome actually.

[GoodAngel445]

WTH is wrong with that girl? Tell everyone you have cancer and "die" then go to you'r funrel? Dosn't make seince!

[truizgarza]

Stupid people make my day <3

[kburch85]

5 *s for "I don't fucking care, I gotta ball pit."

[zannteo]

I like your diction, you're really engaging. Though I'm not interested in what you're saying but I'm just watching it LOL

[ohbcop123]

this guy does nothing but talk but i find him very entertaining

[kfodk]

Awesome!

[scourgefe1nd]

funny motherfucker, thats all i have....

[xXShockSetsInXx]

Whoa......A ball pit. :D :D. Jealous >:]

[MrVeracious]

see that thing behind him :P

that's that tell sell fitness at home thingy isnt it?

[xxalyssa1952xx]

Stupid People. <3

[StateofDisorder94]

The mailing list link doesn't work..

It just says thanks for registering..

[DrDoobs420]

Haha i love stupid people too

[WayneM70]

"I don't Fucking Care, I've Got A BAllpit"

[Snoochy42]

you need to make an archive of all your videos and, that way if they delete your account you can just remake it and repost the vids, your stuff is awesome.

[wc7vdaner]

if i had one, my vagina would be delicious too

[3dakainsane]

lol

[wizzi0]

This girl I know brougt fake handcuffs from a novelty store and handcuffed herself to her bestie. Is it weird that I actually got scared?? I mean, it's not even as bad as those smittens.

[Pjkn64]

Lol, What are we going to do with the other 3.99999 bil. Phil: I dont care I got a ball pit. xD

[bjorntuttifrutti]

god i laughed so much when he said i dont fucking care i got a ballpit xD hilarious

[heyapie]

Wtf is up with all these people being decapitated all of a sudden.

[Satori1800]

Great video:) I five starred it and am your lifetime friend and subsciber.

be happy NOW

[DarkLovelyHeart]

lol, what the hell do gay eyes even look like?

[itsgaythatyourgay]

lol I don't know.....you know them when you see them though

[randomboostsuperguy]

and you have a gay name (ITSGAYTHATYOURGAY)

[itsgaythatyourgay]

the boy in the video has some gay eyes? agreed?

[xpuppyluvr]

...no...clearly its not agreed...slow

[itsgaythatyourgay]

lol that didn't even make sense.....

[xpuppyluvr]

okay then...lemme explain...

clearly its not agreed because of the previous comment u made about his eyes that got -11

and when i said no, i meant no its not agreed

and when i said slow, i meant u ARE slow

get it? =)

[xpuppyluvr]

wow thats the best u can come up with? pathetic much?

[aznandprd]

LOL I love the stuff he says in the intros....

"I'm just saying, if I had a vagina, it would be delicious"

[hardys1995]

speaking of the oath mess up, all the stupid ass racist people in my school (south ga) blamed guess who, the new President. it took all my willpower not to yell, "YOU ARE ALL FUCKING RETARDED"

[BeautyFLY424]

lmao i jus found u on here an they r rite u should become an ancore man ur beter than CONAN OBRIAN lol

[CloudMeetsSky]

LIES! no one is better then conan. i wish thousands of deaths upon you

[iansquared3]

conan is tha shit! i less than 3 him

[MsKizmet]

"I dont care, I gotta ball pit" Love it lol

[Edbrad]

lol so funny

[mandscat]

I need SMITTENS!

[mrChrisChinn]

the art. in the background.

it;s by max nuetra right ?!

XD he's awesome.

&so are you..

[Ross1994Byrne]

Lol, your douche bag of the day wasn't a douche, she was just funny.

[ImperialManiac1]

He couldn't be an anchorman because phil

Speaks common sense. To be an anchorman you would be forced not to offend anybody, even if it's the truth.

And anchormen read a script.

[melojordans]

youtube will lose if they remove him because of the ads

[Loustrikesagain]

You should be an anchor man. lol. Best fucking anchor man ever.

[michaelmailbocks]

Oh thank God!!! I was wandering where your videos were. We can't do without them. You are such a douche!!!

[kate72396]

u should be a reporter..u would make a good one =]

[reanimated6]

haha youy funny man. ..

=D

But hey, you should try taking this to the next level. The show that is

[spitfire1203x]

Ball pit? xD

[Oricalkos123]

Why does this guy remind me of Zachary Quinto/Sylar ?

[saywotbich]

Ted Mosby/HIMYM

[DragAmen666]

Im surprised this video hasn't been removed lmao!

[cooltv4]

LOL ball pit, fucking genius

[MonbaraChan]

Oh my gosh I love you you are so cute and funny and smart......now that is a rare combination...

[GTAstunter831]

This way works... It makes the video flow.

[Barkerb0y]

LOL @ the photo in left corner, ha so random 5/5

[godricblack]

Fun projects?

Like Fight Club?

[chordsandcolour]

beepedout

[dechagny]

HAHhAhHAHHAH

smitten... that's like the most retarded thing ever! :D

[ND3L0]

I love the monkey picture in the back! <3 And yooh!!

[accioJULY15th]

if i had a vagina it would be delicious

[kws45fl]

your fucking funny lmao

[Cr0fter]

"What are we gonna do with the other 3.9999999... billion dollars??"

"i don't care, i got a ball pit"

priceless...

[Jacobh0846]

ur awesome man

[Amnori360]

HAHAHAHAHA you kno what i love? stupid ppl! lmfao

[sneaker177]

LOLLL, I dont fucking care i have a ball pit.

[Abc123Tutorials]

Can you stop fucking cutting

[JMaTik88]

good example of the o riley factor THE BIBLE lol but still true

[Pgimme18]

the smitten is almost as bad as the snuggie...or maybe the snuggie had babies and they were deformed and thus the smitten was born!

[66punkprincess66]

ahh if i had a vagina it wud b delicious xDD

[Alecy22]

AS if SxeNews is not a tag! ffs...

[Davesmyname08]

dude youtube cant bann you youve gotten far to powerfull

[beauxmorts]

i definately won't be dating the girl who wants the smitten

that's creeeepyy

[tigerstrike54]

what's with the title?

can som1 plz tell me?

[NinjaBunnyPro]

i think everybody would be happier if they had a ballpit. XD and wats better than stupid ppl? insane friends! they make life more entertaining

[Yellow24y]

FIRST!!!

[plagrl68]

"I don't fuckin care I got a ball pit!" LMFAO!!!

[cordin1337]

BALLPIT! - i want one too!

[Hollywise23]

OMG, a ball pit.

[Snapiekins]

i have a dog named rookie too =)

[Mizzisis17]

Lmfaoooo!!!!!!summthing i would say!!!

wut r we gonna do w| the other 3.999

i dont fucken care igot a ballpit!!!

lma0 LovE it!!!

[shvenmaster]

"I don't fuckin' care, I've got a ball pit."

[thrashermicmasher]

lmao.... stupid people... douche bags of the day..

[dancen4ever12]

you should talk about the snuggies

those things are f-in hilarious

[kaylababy741]

hahahaha i agree.. he should talk about the snuggies

[dude28901]

Where'd you get that hat?

[cockkrazy]

who faked their own death?....... more info on that.....

[haroldandkumar5567]

lol he's bleeping it out cause the other ones were "inappropriate"

[BlackRayne0290]

I think he's entertaining.

I'm not saying that I always agree with him, I don't.

But he does make good points.

He argues well.

And he does his job which is to be an entertainer of sorts.

[cooldots1994]

Fuck is just another word, like dog, or sex, or apple. I don't see what the big deal is, YouTube needs to get over it. And whether they like it or not, rape does happen. As long as you're not truly applauding such an act, it should be discussable.

[elitetwilighter]

I'VE GOT A QUESTION!

is it true that Phil is ending this show in Nov2009? It saids so on his wikipedia page! NOOO :(

[RioOhKei]

I love you...

[sakiiko]

Lol, you're the funniest XD Never stop uploading videos.

"If you meet a girl and she's like 'I want to feel your skin on mine even if we wear gloves!' You should probably not date that girl"

[Greenday122235]

Omg... It's censored... gaaaah, it's the end of the YouTube world! Stupid YouTube censoring the word fuck... :(

[davidyee]

well, on the virginia tech comment...all the crazy people aka murderers lately have all been asian. Have you noticed that? Not trying to be racist, damn im asian myself, but its just a wierd thing to think about. Look at Cho Sueng Hui, Haiyang Zhu, the guy who threw the important olympic official off the building in china, all asian. just kinda wierd...and not trying to be racist for all the people who will unavoidably forget that

[crk416]

We don't wanna here about how your a whore go to a porn website or somthing

[chrisp2424]

you whore

[cypriiiot]

no don't leave

[diznEpryncess66]

you got beef with O'Reilly....dude...let it go..i'll even give you a hug if it will help

[KrysisKore93]

i wanna b dochue bag of the day

[enjoiskateboarding76]

wow i have a few months to live please give me attention haha wtf!

[YouNube123]

haha when i first saw the picture i thought smittens were for you to hold your own hand.

[MaxXclark]

I will say this again, You sould be on TV!!!

[limpidiota]

hahaha fuck Phil, you are awesome. I rarely ever disagree with what you say. Keep it up. Props from Canada.

[apalooga]

i dont fucking care I got a ball bit.... rofl

[Hurley390]

about that lady xD man she must've really wanted attention because she wanted to see what ppl would think of her if she really did die xDD

[qwertyuiop1987]

your song sounds like freecreditreport commercial)

you're hot. will be hotter if exersiced a little more :-*

[xPartieTraumatic]

I thought this was one of your best videos yet. Hahah, classic.

[davia00]

instead say if yu had a vagina it will be yummy

[cookielover1213]

SMITTEN!!! LOLOL

[ApostleOfScience]

The MadMimi is for an email marketing mail list... I like your videos, but...  I don't know about the link, it looks more like a way to get quick cash by getting people to sign up.

[millgiass]

Youtube sucks dick. It doesn't believe in free speech. lol

[hotsteelballs]

Dude get that echo out. It's only a slight echo, but geeze, as fast as you go with so much information like that, it kinda grates against the eardrum.

Otherwise, really interesting stuff. I hope you have your own show someday. Good luck.

[x23XM4mm07hX32x]

wait.. WHERE THE FUCK IS THE LINK??!!!? IM not an idiot i just... wait wtf? WHERE IS THE LINK! lol stupid peple! haha

[davia00]

watch Rainbow n Accessory its on you tube just type at the top ^

[chrisbballninja]

lol!

[DutchessParisia]

Phil ur a genius, this along with all of ur videos r amazing and only proves ur intelectual ability. ur great, but u knew that already!!!!

[3825cortland]

This dude is low key racists

[boogersismyname]

virginia tech...

[kotaboner42]

you have a vile mouth,mr. phil

but a clever mind, so much as to outweigh your somewhat bad language