Christmas Special: Day 01

[TheVicVance]

i first thought: wow, santas ass is on fire.....

[stinger9]

Why does everyone seem to think racheleallen88 was being serious?

[ProfessorKerfuffle]

ffs now I have to find the comment racheleallen88 wrote

[LeetHydrtalisk]

Hullohoho - wait, Santa isn't real D: !?

[bassyboy189]

them rubber gloves, i saw them in poundland. But now... they are glam cleaning hands! With a special cheap diamond thing stuck to the finger.

[onlythefinest21]

Thumbs up if you couldn't find rachelallen88's comment.

[Supasaiyanfrieza]

@onlythefinest21 Click on view all comments and use ctrl+f

[ehsanraza58]

you sound like stewie from family guy

[BioCellGames]

super mutant santa



[5282890]

HO HO HO PAPA NURGLE!

[adzx1]

Stop fukin h8tin he's a g so snm

[thejustcause2fan]

@racheleallen88 kid shouldnt be on youtube watching videos unsupervised. The internet is full of people. Like paedophiles, rapists and trolls. Mostly trolls. Now go play with your failed abortion you fucking stupid mother. Or pedobear will get her. Fuck you. P.S lemonparty(.)org nobrain(.)dk give these links a go for fun games and toys. And yes. I do get payed for sharing those companies links to mums who want games and toys for their kid.

[StinkyPoop1000]

Why the hell are scabs and disease in the tags? I actually laughed when I read them though :)

[Mrjuanito2500]

waitt what santa is fake?:'(

[lordofthepizzapie]

i clicked on the link and a window popped out showing some random guy driving a bike

[NoobPwner2448]

happy tatmas

[cheestoast11]

@bocat123456789 perfect description of yourself!

[Lioyd1rving]

@bocat123456789 LOL WUT

[mimisezlol]

@bocat123456789 This'un's bad choice for trolling, Boyo. He's got a doctorate in PSYCHOLOGY. Furthermore, he's fairly well established, so he won't even respond to your comment. Go look for someone who posts stupid, badly made videos, like a 13 year old boy's vlog or something.

[Icedrake201]

@mimisezlol Oh snap! You burned that guy. XD

[zach500000]

26 people are under 5

[whipperbond]

thats is record breaking worst item. the strange is why shop will place ugliest things on shelfs even delboy trotter would say no.

[karlito0077]

Stupid

[OldMusicOnVinyl1]

LOL... I've been laughing for the last few hours watching you review all that tat. I bet you all those items were assembled by sick Chinese elves in a burnt down sweatshop! I'm waiting for day 12.

[MegaEvil18]

take that weak minded 5 year old's

[CalicoVall]

Plague Santa is best Santa.

[hazelcrisp]

i have kinda same snow man

[ChainsawVsGod]

What the fucks with all the hate Ashens is gettin here. What's wrong with you people. Stupid pathetic cunt. Have a good christmas

On your own, crying in the corner of your room.

[123freddiejim]

This is rather shit and I quite like the look of that festive figure :)

[cjaxxx1]

Why has this got 75000 views???

[heyyferr]

I  u ur so funny

[Syntax0r]

@racheleallen88 TEEN PREGNAANCY?

[AnimalNitrates]

@racheleallen88 waaaaa waaaaaaaaa waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Happytownsurf]

your a dick head

[yeastier]

@racheleallen88 Fuck off you sicko, what the hell is your fucking 5 year old sitting on the internet watching stuff on YouTube without supervision. I think you're the wanka, think before you post a comment.

[RawrFunkyLlama8]

@yeastier I hope rachelallen is just trying to make a joke about how he said "That's ruined your Christmas if you're under 5" in the video... but if not, I agree with your comment.

[videobox123]

@yeastier also it says she is 22

[ArronLegend]

@yeastier fu 

[videobox123]

@racheleallen88 you are the worst mother letting your kid watch you tube videos

[lloyds30]

@racheleallen88 grow up

[N00bizme]

@racheleallen88 yes,this persons ambition is to go around reviewing cheap stuff with the intention of ruining a 5 year olds Christmas who parents let their child on the internet at the age of 5.You just need someone to blame for your bad parenting.

[poisonshroom64]

@N00bizme so your basically saying an idiot 10 year old who has been surfing the internet for the past 5 years cant dodge that shit on his own. because if you are then i'm offended at how stupid you think i am, if not, no offense intended. but seriously you teen-agers or however the **** old you people are need to stop stereotyping kids as idiots.

[FullMetalAlcohol]

@racheleallen88 fuck you and yur failed abortion

[U23Drocs]

@racheleallen88 maybe instead of spinning in a damn circle, you should do these 3 things

1) lock the computer room

2) send your kid outside, don't want them to get fat like mommy and daddy do we?

3) do your fucking job as a parent

[AOESQUAD]

@racheleallen88 you are the wost fucking mother if you let your 5 yr old watch ashens...... yeah i doubt you even have kids but meh

[Nigel26ish]

@racheleallen88

Did you just call you child a small minded freak?

[Jpex360]

@racheleallen88 cool story bro shame it didn't happen happen and your just troll tryin to start shit on the internet plus no one would ever have sex with you :P

[TheRedneckGamers]

OMG hahaha my lil bro just said why is he holding the grinch (: haha

[number1joem99]

search for "epic 25 second rubix cube solve "

[JoshuaMutter]

Good jorb Ashens! Spotlight!

[BlackBlur888]

This is like China giving you a slap to the face.

[Ironfruit]

You got on the spotlight Ashens? That makes you creator of the best spotlight video of all time...not like you have much to contend with.

[NerfNoob2010]

This is in spotlight christmas videos, lol.

[rian383]

I'm a mammoth and what the fuck did I just watch

[peachn8a]

£land!!!!!!!!!!!!!



[cassidey10]

YU GOT DIRTY CHARISS !!!

[cassidey10]

SHUT THE FUCK UP..... HE DOES !!! :(:(

[theokk3]

im 5 :(

[imcrapatsniping]

ANSI y

[hknuddv]

i'm 5 and what is this

[sixcans]

@hknuddv this is the internet

[MCAzzaFrancisco]

Check out my new 2010 Christmas Song on Wesnesday called 'Jingle Bells Rap Brap' on my Channel !

[a3HeadedMonkey]

17 people are diseased Poundland shoppers.

[7eddyweddy]

@a3HeadedMonkey Hahaa :D yeah

[super3slug]

Yay ashens is in the christmas spotlight :D

[xTeaCup]

dude.. thats scary >.>;

[ihateallschools]

on the first day ttmas ashens gave to me.. a santa with a diesease!

[crescentrolls90]

Look! They've got fur on them just like Santa's! xD

[Fignewtonofd00m]

MY EARS MY EARS WHAT IS THIS INTRO SONG DOING IN MY EARS

[HeyLookItsASpah]

yellow fever.

[JReed357]

Nice gloves man where can i get some? :P

[Tony72495]

Santa has killed himself. You can tell because maggots are already eating away at his face.

[KomaruMedare]

'Recommended for You

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Because you watched

Christmas Special: Day 01'

Ashens... Is there something you're not telling us?

[spanna2k6]

i knw its from Poundland, i was putting them on the shelves earlier xD

[bauisakim]

Probably gives you cancer if you breathe in the fumes. be careful Ashen.

[cards4cards1]

Super mutant santa

[haloplayer576]

What Santa doesn't exist?! ='(

[TechnologicalUK]

Lmao! thats from poundlad! :D! i know that logo on the tag lol! :D

[GOODBADNAUGHTYWOLF]

sounds like shaun from Assasins creed 2 and brotherhood XD

[CyberNetTV]

YES! i've successfully seen every single item of the xmas specials! i think the problem is that no one buys them so they're easy to find. the nativity scene shelf looked like it had been invaded by hamsters.

[Bl00dBeast]

MY CHRISTMAS IS RUINED!!!

SANTA DOESN'T EXIST!!!!!!!!

I'M OVER 5!

[uncle95]

I went to Pound land...and saw the EXACT same freaky Santa....but there wasn't just one...A WHOLE DAMN ARMY OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:

[3dofan]

chernobyl santa

[HUYI1]

that thing is a abomination!

[slugmax]

Asian Claus

[chris7toronto]

Wow what a piece of shit

[megadaredevil15]

Ive ruined your christmas if your under five HA!

[Seedot0001]

let me guess,you got this at Dollar Tree

[brotherjames10]

@Seedot0001 i think he gets them from poundland

[dsidewd]

@Seedot0001 Hes british.

[hyperbros96]

On the first day of tat-mas, Ashens gave to me a santa made out of disease.

[treyguy721]

the light appears to be in his ass. that was pretty funny

[chickenbeforeegg]

HELLO-ho-ho! xD

[pokemonmasters2]

ty for killing 5 year old kids Christmas dreams

[25thDaveWalker]

I'm quite certain the word for the weird crystalline plastic is acrylic. There, enjoy your piece of useless information.

[CyberNetTV]

ashens is wearing gloves to protect himself from terrible tat disease.

[humna23455]

all 5 year olds just got pwned!

[BenvolioHarpas]

Wow. Your couch is looking particularly shabby in this video. ;_;

[TheMelonColony]

Would be kinda cool looking if not for the jaundice

[AbiTheRambler]

Ashens.. ily ;D

[Bloganon]

Harlequin Claus!! I thought it was just a myth!?

[valeagathon]

that's one of the kitschests thing i ever saw.

[Trivium0rulz12]

I saw that father christmasin poundland yesterday

[beanieboyG]

Your reviews are a tad short, Ashens. You have been a naughty boy. Extra coal for you!

[GeneForge248]

That does not need fire it needs a nuke

[TVHighjacker]

your glove looks like the gloves that they wear on tv. How Clean is your House lol

[cheestoast11]

@TVHighjacker DAMN! i was gonna say that :( it's horrible how bad some of those people's houses are...

[MooseOfReason]

Hello-ho-ho.

[rahme09]

#lol

[virulentRant]

THE FIRE WILL NEVER BE ENOUGH.

[DragonVictor]

I sort of like what your doing

i did kind of expected all of them in one video

oh well, these days are more fun anyways with a new ashens vid

[AfroSamuraiTheMaster]

14 people are getting "tat" for christmas

[Nashy119]

I listened to this whilst preforming the impossible task of putting a cover on a quilt.

[miked00d]

@Nashy119 If you achieved that in1 minute and 34 seconds, you are a god amongst men.

[audiocoffee]

I laughed hard at this earlier and then to my horror, visited my mother and found one of these santas sat on her windowsill... complete with a similarly made snowman...

[coreylawd]

hello-HO-HO

[RetroGamerVX]

This is better than watching the hogfather lol. Bloody hell, that's horrendous, that would scare santa away :o(

[klingon911]

Hello-ho-ho. aahahahahaha

[Genesisx08]

Father Christmas Isnt real???? T^T

[ElliotWardTV]

14 people still believe in santa

[raiden1312]

Boomer!

[roggerfrogger2]

14 people are under 5 years of age

[Thetis101]

Thumbs up if you're not five and believed in Santa until now. ;p

[MrElsys]

This is amazingly funny

[badboy01230]

I didn't know Santa was Chinese! D:

[Soepski]

14 people still believe in santa

[TheMarkNessMonster]

Holy shit...Santa is Deadpool!

[uncle95]

Your sofa is torn up?...how come?

[AOESQUAD]

@uncle95 age?

[uncle95]

@AOESQUAD Hmm could be....but the last video it wasn't that bad...maybe he got his British freak on :D

[AOESQUAD]

@uncle95 probz us brits are crazy

[mclmatty]

@AOESQUAD got that right hahaha

[uncle95]

@AOESQUAD We are :D

[dustymew]

the sorce lives in his ass lol

[TheMeijinSan]

Well, I'd be afraid to keep this thing at home. It seems to be radioactive.

[Cpt50Caliber]

On the first day of christmas dr ashens gave to me

A knocked off chintendo viiiii....

[MrSintendo]

Why are you starting to swear? :( I don't want to unsubscribe.

[mclmatty]

@MrSintendo You clearly aren't an ashens fan if you haven't noticed that the swears ALL THE TIME.

[MrSintendo]

@mclmatty Really? WRONG! I have been watching ashens for a LONG time. He always says bad words but very rarely says swear words like the swearing version of "Butt" so you are wrong.

[mclmatty]

@MrSintendo No you are wrong. He says arse in most of his videos (notice how i said most instead of all) and another thing, i dont know where you are from but in the UK arse isnt really considered as a swear word unless you are in church.

[EbonMaster]

@MrSintendo what are you like 8 years old or something?

[MrSintendo]

@EbonMaster Of cource not! I program games computers and run websites! Could a 8 year old do that?! XD

[EbonMaster]

@MrSintendo well Ive heard of seven year olds going to college so anything is possible. also on the internet everyone is a doctor, lawyer, or L33T hacker, lol.

[MrSintendo]

@EbonMaster Yes but i can tell you i am NOT 8.

[EbonMaster]

@MrSintendo lol fine Ill take your word for it seeing as though you name isn't "Naruto####". but it still doesnt explain why you're so sensitive to bad words :P

[troy2062]

@MrSintendo

Ashens does and has sworn in practically every other video. How could this possibly be a reason to unsubscribe?

[alexwilsonNC]

@MrSintendo Fuck it!! If you're going to unsubscribe it'll be your ass missing out on all these fucking hilarious videos!!!!

Holy hot fuck Dr. Ashens is one of the funniest people on the planet!

[theshugchannel]

they always said santa had a big stomach...

[LittleMissMacintosh]

On the first day of tat-mas, Ashens gave to me

A santa made out of disease

[boempa]

Hm, at the beginning I thought it'd be original to have the "hello" transmutated into "hellohoho" and it was, though the christmas-eyeballs were a nice touch to the logo-Ashens.

The light seems to have been put there by aliens, quite scary!

[ImmortalDestructor]

Your He-man episode was fucking funny!!

[MiseTheSpinebuster]

Isn't that Father Nurgle?

[iamipula]

this should be given as a gift to epileptics

[Dozzer]

what in Rudolph's shiny red testicles is that? Its like gumby urinated on his face or something! When you destroy it in your crucible be sure to not let any of the fumes/ashes get out, because thats one way of the mutant disease to spread!

[CrvenaMamba]

omg his face looks sick :S

[Pyromania37]

why are the colors of christmas white red and green?

was jesus italian?

[joetri10]

@Pyromania37 id like to think so :O

[Nola213]

Great stuff. I don't know what was worse the diseased Santa ,or the gloves that mad you look like you had sausage fingers. Anyhow what in the world are you saying at 00:30? "Do you remeber "Felther" Christmas?"

I assume you mean "Father", after listening to it about 20 times. Wow now that is a heavy accent you've got Ashens. Is it a certain area in the UK that people speak this way. Kinda like the way New Yaaaawkas(New Yorkers) speak here in the US?

I looked forward to tommorows video.

[joetri10]

@Nola213 he just got tounge tied

[RUMBLERIDER2]

Brilliant.

[chris11467]

Those gloves are rather sinister....

[RetroSam]

Is this a review or how clean is your house?

[6Nutsack9]

12 people know everyone was going to make a dumb fucking comment about how they voted down, so they voted down

[BTTHEBAND]

12 people have faces made entirely of mucus and scabs.

[topsyandpip56]

12 people didn't wear cheap gloves.