David McIntyre : James Bond stunt double in race crash

[71sce]

What? No more insults? Does that mean BODGE71 is too busy playing with his blow-up doll and THErunn1ngMAN is learning why "I am a TEFL English Teacher" is an incorrect sentence? Or has he killed himself on his X-Box motorbike?

[BODGE71]

@71sce

No. I'm shagging a blow up doll whilst riding my motorbike and controlling it with my joypad whilst giving an English lesson to a Korean national.

[71sce]

Well this has brought a smile to my face! Talk about irrelevant school playground insults...

[71sce]

Motor racing has only recently started up in Korea and this entry-level series is one of the first in the country. Our mate DM was involved in this accident; no-one was hurt but the Koreans made a bit of a thing about it as it was the first big smash in their series. They were impressed by DM's attitude (didn't blame the guy who hit him/said "that's racing), and presented him with this video. Yes it's overblown and cheesy but that's the way it is. It was never intended to be taken seriously.

[BODGE71]

@71sce

Precisely, which is why I wrote this spoof commentary. How anyone could take it seriously is beyond me. If you work with DM, say hello to him from me. He'll know who you're talking about if you mention Bodge.

[THErunn1ngMAN]

bull**** i've fallen of my bicycle worse than that

[BODGE71]

@THErunn1ngMAN Don't give us that bull. You're barely out of your nappies so I doubt you even know what a car is, never mind a crash.

[THErunn1ngMAN]

@BODGE71 @BODGE71 That would be a terrible piece of judgement on your part. For the record i race motorcycles and unfortunately know many people that have become disabled, crippled and killed in accidents. You don't have to be around motor racing to recognise that this crash is extremely mild in comparison to some. This video is almost a tribute to a dead racer and i honestly think it's a disgrace to the tremendously brave motor-racers that have been seriously or fatally injured.

[BODGE71]

@THErunn1ngMAN

I can't believe how daft you are - the video description was written tongue-in-cheek (falling UK educational standards). You seem to be the only person who has taken it seriously!

And don't be so over dramatic about your biker/racer buddies. They should know the risks that they are taking when they are racing legally or illegally (on the road) and they have to live (if they are lucky) with the consequences if they crash. Most of these riders die due to stupidity.

[THErunn1ngMAN]

@BODGE71 You are an absolute tool. First of all, your shit judgement and assumptions are letting you down and you're completely wrong when you say "illegal racing". All racers i know do so on the track, on-road and off and how dare you state that riders die due to their stupidity. You wanker. Your video comes across as being intentionally serious and unless you've ever had the balls to ride a motorbike (let alone race one) keep your opinions on hold.

[BODGE71]

@THErunn1ngMAN

So I was right in the first place - You're still in your nappies.

What exactly am I wrong about when I talk about illegal racing? Can't you read or interpret ANYTHING correctly or have education standards plummeted that much?

As for the stupidity comment, you can thank my local traffic officer who patrols on his bike. The vast majority of casualties are very young men who have too much testosterone and too little intelligence.

[BODGE71]

@THErunn1ngMAN

They let their balls overide their brain (assuming they have one) so how intelligent is that? The proof is in the pudding - it's not very intelligent which is why there is such a high casualty rate amongst this group of motorists. 1) Learn to read and write, then 2) look up some facts about traffic casualties. I'll eat humble pie when you can show me facts to disprove what I wrote, but we both know that won't happen 1) because you're a fuckwit and 2) I'm right, your're wrong.

[BODGE71]

@THErunn1ngMAN

P.S. And I'd bet my life that the average biker under the age of 25 has a lower than average IQ. It certainly seems to be the situation in your case. Doesn't the government offer free remedial courses for people such as yourself? Come to think of it don't bother, because statistically speaking you're highly likely to be a paraplegic or dead as a door nail in the next few years and we should all be doing our best to save the country's finances.

[THErunn1ngMAN]

@BODGE71 I get it now, you're a hermit who masturbates over government statisics aren't you. It's probably too late for you but if you do ever get the urge to leave your house and try to gain some life experience, good luck. Oh and is your house decorated entirely grey?

[BODGE71]

@THErunn1ngMAN

HAHAHAHA. Young, dumb and straight from the slum. Life experience - you've no idea what that is. Like I said put down the joypad and get a real life. Taxpayers are fed up of paying for waster NEETS like yourself.

[THErunn1ngMAN]

@BODGE71 I'm gonna end this now bodge-job. You've been entertaining. To spout about intelligence levels and education standards was a mistake. I shall now expose your lack of intellect. Your stereotypical mind is convinced that all bikers have low IQ's and are all stupid because of the risks involved. Based on this theory, where does that leave drinkers, smokers and your mate David Mac? You're an idiot, an absolute idiot

[BODGE71]

@THErunn1ngMAN

HAHAHA, don't even attempt it - you'll just look a bigger idiot than you already are. Drinkers and smokers are in the same category as bikers -nearly. At least most of them will live to a decent age before their risk taking catches up with them. Dave Mac is driving a low powered car with a roll cage inside it - and a bikers protection is?

The more you write the more we can have a laugh at you.

[BODGE71]

@THErunn1ngMAN

Do yourself a favour, forget about competing with me - it's a hopeless cause. Instead you should stop wasting your time playing x-box games fantasising that you are some superhero and get into the real world. hell, you might even enjoy it. try and find a girlfriend so that you can pop your cherry, it'll give you a new slant on life.

P.S. You never answered my previous questions - have you enrolled onto an English course yet?

[BODGE71]

@THErunn1ngMAN

And finally - "Your video comes across as being intentionally serious" - proof if ever it was needed that our education system has failed the youth of today. You're in a "group" of 1 who thought it was intentionally serious. Get back to school and do yourself a favour and actually learn something. English lessons would be a start, maybe then you could read VERY carefully what I wrote and then by some miracle CORRECTLY interpret the meaning of everything I wrote.

[THErunn1ngMAN]

@BODGE71 People take risks in many shapes and forms, not because of a lack of intellect or low IQ but because they're human. Mankind's always looked for ways to release endorphins and Motorcycles are one of many. People have many reasons for taking risks and finding escapism, dismissing them as stupid is ignorant and narrow-minded and shows a distinct lack of education. Winston Churchill was an alcoholic chain-smoker and habitual risk-taker. Educated at Harrow. All the best Bodge-job.

[BODGE71]

@THErunn1ngMAN

Mankind had no choice but to take huge risks just to survive thousands of years ago. Nowadays that doesn't apply when you ride a motorcycle or skydive. If you want to push the limits when partaking in these activities then be my guest and 'll look forward to seeing you earn your "Darwin Award". And yes, if you push the limits in these activities and risk your life then you're as intelligent as an amoeba.

[BODGE71]

@THErunn1ngMAN

Put the joypad down, stop playing stupid X-BOX games and do something constructive with your life.

[THErunn1ngMAN]

@BODGE71 Why are you talking about intelligence levels? i studied electrical engineering at university and am currently working as a TEFL (if you know what that means) English teacher in Madrid. Put your stereotype to one side dickhead. Why don't we all just lead the same lives and do the same things. That would be great wouldn't it!? As for your illegal racing jibe, who said i race illegally? You've assumed that because of the fact i have an interest in motorcycle racing. Complete tosser

[BODGE71]

@THErunn1ngMAN

If you studied electrical engineering then I'm a martian. And if you did, then you must be pretty shit or else you wouldn't have to be trying your hand at teaching in a country which has close to 20% of it's workforce unemployed. I'm sure you're on great money, yeah.

Yeah, who said you raced illegally? For someone who purports to have a degree, your command of the English language is piss poor. Read AGAIN what I wrote - I can't believe you are so stupid.

[THErunn1ngMAN]

@BODGE71 You brought up the subject of illegal racing for no apparent reason mate. I was talking about racing, circuit racing, which you translated as being illegal. What i choose to do with my life and where and how i choose to work is none of your business. I'm broadening my horizons, meeting new people, seeing the world, being open-minded. I'm sure that's an alien concept for such a narrow-minded guy that you've just exposed yourself to be.

[BODGE71]

@THErunn1ngMAN

Boy, you really are stupid. For the third time, read AGAIN, VERY VERY CAREFULLY what I wrote. Even better, find somebody who has a reading level above a 10 year old. Maybe they can explain what I wrote and maybe finally you'll understand it. Broadening your horizons is a great idea - you might start to learn a thing or two!

[THErunn1ngMAN]

@BODGE71 I was highlighting the fact that you mentioned illegal racing for no apparent reason. But as i've already noticed you're incredibly stereotypical and seem to say many things without any foundation or basis for doing so.

[BODGE71]

@THErunn1ngMAN

You're working as a TEFL? I'll break that down - you're "working as a Teaching English as a Foreign Language".I know foreigners with a better command of the English language than yourself. And you're trying to convince me that you have a degree!!! stop yanking my chain. you're a grease monky, but it's nice of your mother to cover for you by typing your replies.

And you still haven't explained how I accused you of riding illegally.

[BODGE71]

@THErunn1ngMAN

P.S. You're not a grease monkey by profession are you by any chance?

[THErunn1ngMAN]

@BODGE71 hahaha god i love your sort. Are you having a mid-life crisis by any chance? you're so bitter it's untrue. You're so typical of a middle-aged Englishman who has no purpose any more. Dismissing the youth who have a sense of adventure as being stupid. Do you have no understanding of human nature at all?

[BODGE71]

@THErunn1ngMAN

yep, hit the bullseye straight away - you still aren't out of your nappies. When you do maybe you'll grow a pair, then again.........

If having a "sense of adventure" results in you being a paraplegic or being killed then you are stupid. too stupid for someone who supposedly has a background in science. you're just yanking my chain - you're a grease monkey, a stupid one at that. Enrolled for your English lessons yet?

[THErunn1ngMAN]

@BODGE71 You're going on about illegal racing, bad education standards, grease-monkeys, young people, computer games, wearing nappies....... what are you on pal? listen, you don't know me, you've just let your stereotypical mind kick into overdrive and you're making yourself look like a real dickhead. You're bringing all of your hangups into a discussion about the intellect of bikers. Why?

[BODGE71]

@THErunn1ngMAN

it's no stereotype. anyone can see your profile page and see that you have the mindset of a pre-pubescent teenager. It's about time you grew up.

List my hangups that you've gleaned from our conversation Einstein - hahahah, i've gotta hear this - I've not had such a good laugh in ages. The more you write the funnier it gets. Looks like my comments have hit a raw nerve, OUCH.

[THErunn1ngMAN]

@BODGE71 Listen, you've been exposed as a cunt so nip it in the bud. What are you talking about??? wasting my time on the x-box and fantasising i'm a superhero.....? it's fantastic how you've just plucked that from thin air. As for popping my cherry i've got a girlfriend of 2 years and is also the reason i'm in Spain. Sounds like somones a tad insecure about their virginity at middle age and addiction to computer games because you keep mentioning them for no apparent reason.

[BODGE71]

@THErunn1ngMAN

Hahaha. You didn't let me down.

You can't classify your blow up doll as your girlfriend. That doesn't count.

Insecure about virginity in middle age??? This makes as much sense as "I'm a TEFL". Congratulations Einstein. You don't need me to make you look stupid, you're doing a fantastic job yourself.

[THErunn1ngMAN]

@BODGE71 I thought i was arguing with an educated man which is why i tried to understand your extremely negative views of bikers. It transpires you're a nerd with nothing better to do. If this is the best laugh you've had in ages, get out more or better still, just get out.

[BODGE71]

@THErunn1ngMAN

Keep dreaming about your fantasy qualifications because they don't exist. Quit your drug culture and come back to reality. take your own advice - stop playing childish computer/console games and get a real life.

[71sce]

@THErunn1ngMAN Well this has brought a smile to my face! Talk about irrelevant school playground insults...

[71sce]

@THErunn1ngMAN Well this has brought a smile to my face! Talk about irrelevant school playground insults...

[DJKelly08]

Am I the only one who can't see a 2cv?

[BODGE71]

It was a potentially deadly crash. McIntyre was using an illegal glycerine based fuel to give his car more power. A big shunt into his fuel tank and he would have been pushing up daisies.

[Kingwood000]

says he survived "a deadly crash"....HMMM!!!!

[g0dbel0w]

Wait a minute, that was it? That little bit of tumbling? Hammond said his insane crash was a walk in the park in comparison to THAT?! Am I watching the same video?

[xeensd]

What's the song with this video?

[Bananpelikan]

Evanesence - Fields Of Innocence

[mcintyda]

Thanks Mr Bodge!