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  • I love Cosby's physical comedy. It's not stupid like Larry the Cable Guy. Cosby is clever and talks about life and he uses common sense. He does curse on occasion, but it's nice to hear a comedian who doesn't have to be bleeped every three seconds.

  • Funniest stand up routine of all time :)

  • classic comedy stand up: perfect

  • Thank you bill, one day i stab my toe and i go, AAAAAH! OH WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE!

  • "Now there's different kinds of walking - a regular old raggedy Burban drunk..." ROTFL

  • Why are you pussies so afraid of curse words? I like Bill Cosby because hes fucking funny, not because he doesn't use curse words.

  • i thought that he did not use foul language

  • @xxousia It's so weird hearing him cuss.

  • "There they go! Cocaine, Jack!"

  • if there were 5ppl on earth who deserved to be young again bill cosby would be one of them.

  • 5:27 Was that Planned :-o

  • "and i said well yeah but what if your an asshole" lol

  • my older brother doesn't laugh...just heads right for the zebra cakes and fruit punch wonder if he's doing it right...

  • Yep, no matter what happens, ALWAYS pass the joint...

  • It intensifies your personality. Yes, but what if you're an asshole?

  • Probably, the best drunk person walking act.

  • This is fucking hilarious, and thats coming from someone who smokes pot. Lol.

  • 'tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?'

    'well..it intensifies your personality.'

    ' and i said yes but what if you're an asshole?!'

    LMFAO.

  • people have probably already told ya but if they didn't this is actually from his stand up "Himself" just thought I'd let ya know : )

  • 5:27 :O Was that planned :o

  • I had no idea that Bill Cosby made these sort of jokes.But I think he,s making a point against drink and drugs

  • that is the first time in my life ive heard bill cosby curse but that was hilarious what if youre an asshole?lol

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  • hey man pass that over!!!

  • "And I said Yes, buy what i your an asshole?" LOL

  • Ahh the best way to celebrate Black History Month...by watching the Cos at his very best. This is so damn funny, man!

  • How come this never made the Cos's "Himself" LP version of the film?

  • Just a man sitting in a chair, and yet so entertaining.

    He kind of lost it in recent years (he's no longer funny), but he was once one of the wittiest comics working.

  • cosby sounds like he's drunk ALL THE TIME.

  • yeah but wat if ur an asshole :/ ?

  • "And the guy ate it!"

    hahaha

  • I love it when he talks as "the Body"

  • audience member: "YAAAOOH!"

    Bill: "There they go!"

  • "'Cause people on pure air don't worry about things like that." He's so right. Love im

  • lol he just said asshole, pretty sure whether it describes something or not, its still a swearword. Get over it.

  • It takes real talent to not cuss and still be funny

  • I wish there were more classy people like him. Most people my age (14) only like comedians who cuss a lot or talk about sex.  :(

  • @energeticbubble Well im 14 and i hate russel brand

  • dad is great...give us chocolate cake

  • this is killin me

  • he did swear :P he said asshole :P

  • @mageoverload That wasn't a swear when Bill said "asshole"; it was an accurate description.

  • I love Bill Cosby. He's my favorite person.

  • Cosby is one of those few comedians that are funny AND say things that are uplifting and make you think ...

  • Simply Amazing.A true legend without a doubt.Him and Redd Foxx are my favorite comedians!!!

  • "ahhh, noooo, wait a minute, wait a minute... ahhhh"

  • haha! hilarious! im 13 and i think this is hilarious! while the other ones in my school say dave chappel! no tastes

  • @Darkwolf214 dave is still really funny, but billy here is a legend

  • Bill Cosby: What is so great about cocaine?

    Man: It intensifies your personality.

    Bill Cosby: Yes, but what if you're an asshole?

    LMAO CLASSIC

  • I agree with everyone saying they like the clean comedy. This is the only time I ever heard him swear (Well what if you're an ass-hole), but in that place, I don't think any other word or phrase could of done it better.

  • I heard a sample of him saying "let's get high and have fun" on a Lords of

    Acid remix

  • This is Bill Cosby..when he was truly funny! not arrogant,ego

    tripping and he really show his brillience!

  • What do you like to play?!

  • @PoepOpStokje pokemon!

  • lol THIS is real comedy. by far the funniest stand up ever. Bill Cosby is amazing. hes so silly and a good story teller. lol reminds me of my dad. :)

  • James Stewart drank vodka and gin!

  • Rubbish.......

  • if u hit weed the right way u wont cough, as opposed to tobacco which will make ppl who are new to it cough no matter how lightly they hit it... ppl can just be greedy and impatient with the pot so they hit it too hard... but anyway this is funny

  • type in COMEDIAN CHRIS HILL, HE 17 AND HILARIOUS WATCH ALL 3 VIDEOS, THEY SAY HE IS THE NEXT BILL COSBY

  • THis is true comedy. Nice, clean, family friendly.

  • if you an keep your comedy clean and still be funny you are a comedy genius

  • LOLOL "lets get high and get fun now im perinoid "am i fallin out of this chair?" LOLOLOLOLOL i freaggin love him :D

  • what if youre an asshole?. lmfao!!!

  • his story telling is the best..so original.

  • love it :)

  • My reaking favorite comedian, you NEED to see this.

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  • Darn it, I was still eating while I started to watch this video and just after few seconds I couldn't continue to do these two things at the same time. Cosby is just too funny, better not to have anything in your mouth when you watch him performing... xD

  • i have this on tape and it still works! Cosby is a LEGEND!!!

  • what do u mean goodbye? he is still alive lol

  • it frightens me how he knows so much about this

  • Bill Cosby Is a Legend .

  • Yeah...don't think he died!

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  • Bill Cosby didn't die dickheads.

  • funniest stand-up comic ever!

  • cosby is still alive people

  • funny as shit! but i could swear ive never said am i falling out of this chair when i was high...

  • "but what if your an asshole??" lmao!!! ahahaha!!

  • hell yeah he is!!! the man is a legend!

  • i thought that he never curse? lol

  • wtf

  • I think it's more of a 'Yeeeooww!' Like a rowdy redneck yell.

  • I love that "OH WOW": /// was the NO! There they go! add libbed or planned?

  • I know. Katt Williams modifies all his nouns with "motherf#&!n'."

  • This is so classic I love him. I wish there were more like him. I love the art of stand up comedy and I love sharing it with my son and I just wish more comedians were "family" friendly. Still funny , still making their point and sharing their opinion but not needing to use curse words to get their. most of these comedians now wouldn't e funny to people if they did not curse.

  • 0011silver, you said it. There is no comedy in today's world, only obscenity.

  • @0011silver Thats not true, swearing is more natural it has more flow it creates a certain relationship between the audience and the comedian which is informal which results in a comfortable relationship. Although i'm not saying a clean comic is uptight im just displaying the upside of cursing.

  • @0011silver Amen, and most comedians are too political. I would recommend Bill Bailey however.

  • Cos' be good.

  • 3:46-5:16 this is stinking hilarious and hysterical! :D

  • the cocaine personality joke is classic! bravo

  • 5:35 awesome

  • lolz i splurted out my pepsi i cant stop laughing hahahahahahaha it hurts

  • then cut ur head off

  • am i watching this video? :D

  • i dont know, are you?

  • no u r not but u were watching this video 4 weeks ago xD

  • at least someone got the funny hint :D

  • Bill cosby is one of the funniest people alive, Although I'm not turned off by a comedian who cusses, I appreciate comedy if it is kept clean. Cosby does that and makes it freakin' hillarious. His bit about thinking his name was Jesus Christ was so damn funny.

  • also...the reason why its funny is because he uses everyday scenarios...and they're TRUE and you can relate =] i may only be 20. But Bill Cosby is always funny to anyone who knows his name and to those who don't of course. One of my favorite bits by him is Noah and the Arc. "AM I ON CANDID CAMERA?" XD classic

  • I'm turned off when every other word out of a comedian's mouth is foul. The occasional, well-timed curse is golden, but when they use them all the time, it gets old. Cosby's great because you can watch his comedy with anyone and it's funny, not relying on shocking the audience.

  • I agree with you. Comedians who use swear words every other sentence are pretty much a turn off. Although I think Andrew Dice Clay is freakin' hillarious, every other word he says is a cuss word. It's so awkward at times trying to find the joke when someone just swears every other word. I'll go to the local bar if I want to hear somebody cuss like a sailor and think their funny.

  • which is why i hate katt williams

  • hey man, pass that ova!

  • the reason you have to hold in the Mary Jane smoke is to get the good warm felling that radiates through your whole body!!

  • Thank you for that enlightening bit of knowledge. We are sure to treasure it for the remainder of our lives.

  • aaaaahhhhhh no wait a minute wait a minute aaaaaaaahhhhhh !!!!

  • We need more smart comedy

  • dead on ... and hilarious.

  • i went over to the....whoo.. aahhh.. no wait a minute... i went over to the burger king, so the guy took a piece of beef.. and threw it on the grill.. i said o wow!

  • lol his tie is sideways

  • It always is.

  • One of the best stand-ups ever, thank you for uploading this.

    Also, there's no way that Bill Cosby never smoked weed, just look at him! ;)

  • People say yeahhhhhhhhhh

    I'll do it if you likeeeeeeeeee

    Well, it intensifies your personality.

    And I said yes, but what if you're an asshole?

  • Lol at cocaine

  • mrway667 why don't you think he's funny?

  • I was born in the United States and this was made in Canada

    My point is why was the camera pointed at just Bill and not the audience?

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  • epic!

  • I laugh so hard everytime I watch this! It's so wonderful that he didn't have to swear constantly to get people laughing--he just had his humor and he had me cracking up! :)

  • Yes, Matty. That must be the case. Boy did you show the internet.

  • u only live once

  • Yeah that's why you shouldn't be an idiot during your life ...

  • 6:50 onwards is me every Friday after work, I cried laughing when I watched this

  • Thank goodness I found this genius.

  • Such a dead-on and amazing piece.

  • Okay... So?

  • Bill Cosby-clean

    Richard Pyror-dirty

  • both hilarious

  • yep

  • Without Bill Cosby, there would be no Eddie Murphy, no Chris Rock, Wayne Brady.

    Bill Cosby is the archetypal black comedian.

  • you sure? Cosby does have his merits, im not denying that but doesnt the line start from pryor?

  • Pryor? The only Pryor I've ever heard of is my US Senator, Mark Pryor.

  • Richard Pryor? you serious? man, you got a huge hole on your historyfile although the rest seems fine. Pryor's primetime was around the 70-80´s. if i remember it right, was it eddie murphy who said something along the lines of "if there was no pryor, there wouldnt be no Eddie"

  • Well, this Pryor was apparently at his prime at the same time Cosby was (70's), so I guess, choosing between Cosby and Pryor as the archetypal black comics are like trying to choose between Pizza Hut and Dominos as the archetypal pizza parlor.

  • That may be true for Murphy but I say Cosby precedes Pryor for starting before him. Both are legends either way.

  • hes a clean comedian hes not always saying fuck and shit hes clean but funny as hell

  • "And a guy ate it!" lmfao!

  • Bill Cosby. The Original King of Comedy! :)

  • Best anti-drugs message ever

  • this is so funny

  • If you could spell...I would actually take you seriously.

  • why would you look him up then?

  • i really dond find mrway667 funny

  • Check other parts like Child birth and dentists they are funny ! Unless u r into Seinfeld! Which i can understand :)

  • When I seen this on OnDemand I thought it was gunna be stupid. Was I wrong, I cracked up the whole time, XD

  • but what if your an asshole?

  • Bill tells the truth .. and makes it funny - He is the Man.

    Love Bill Cosby

  • See, I love Bill Cosby because he talks about stuff that is SO completely logical and realistic, and it's funny. And he isn't like other comedians, because he doesn't have to use a lot of bad words or be gross to be funny. He just is who he is and he's AWESOME!

  • POKEMON?!

  • One of the greatest men(not just entertainers, MEN) of my generation. THANK YOU BILL COSBY!!!

  • what was the name of this show?

  • "Himself"