I love Cosby's physical comedy. It's not stupid like Larry the Cable Guy. Cosby is clever and talks about life and he uses common sense. He does curse on occasion, but it's nice to hear a comedian who doesn't have to be bleeped every three seconds.
Watch here on YT the BBC Documentary, 'Guinea Pig Kids' & see how Dr's, Big Pharma & The City of NY treat poor, black & hispanic foster kids who are HIV positive. After viewing, please write Mayor Bloomburg & tell him this Nazi Genocide must stop!
For an interesting article Google: 'Guatemalans to sue US government for secretly infecting them with syphilis.'
Watch here on YT the BBC Documentary, 'Guinea Pig Kids' & see how Dr's, Big Pharma & The City of NY treat poor, black & hispanic foster kids who are HIV positive. After viewing, please write Mayor Bloomburg & tell him this Nazi Genocide must stop!
For an interesting article Google: 'Guatemalans to sue US government for secretly infecting them with syphilis.'
I agree with everyone saying they like the clean comedy. This is the only time I ever heard him swear (Well what if you're an ass-hole), but in that place, I don't think any other word or phrase could of done it better.
if u hit weed the right way u wont cough, as opposed to tobacco which will make ppl who are new to it cough no matter how lightly they hit it... ppl can just be greedy and impatient with the pot so they hit it too hard... but anyway this is funny
Darn it, I was still eating while I started to watch this video and just after few seconds I couldn't continue to do these two things at the same time. Cosby is just too funny, better not to have anything in your mouth when you watch him performing... xD
This is so classic I love him. I wish there were more like him. I love the art of stand up comedy and I love sharing it with my son and I just wish more comedians were "family" friendly. Still funny , still making their point and sharing their opinion but not needing to use curse words to get their. most of these comedians now wouldn't e funny to people if they did not curse.
@0011silver Thats not true, swearing is more natural it has more flow it creates a certain relationship between the audience and the comedian which is informal which results in a comfortable relationship. Although i'm not saying a clean comic is uptight im just displaying the upside of cursing.
Bill cosby is one of the funniest people alive, Although I'm not turned off by a comedian who cusses, I appreciate comedy if it is kept clean. Cosby does that and makes it freakin' hillarious. His bit about thinking his name was Jesus Christ was so damn funny.
also...the reason why its funny is because he uses everyday scenarios...and they're TRUE and you can relate =] i may only be 20. But Bill Cosby is always funny to anyone who knows his name and to those who don't of course. One of my favorite bits by him is Noah and the Arc. "AM I ON CANDID CAMERA?" XD classic
I'm turned off when every other word out of a comedian's mouth is foul. The occasional, well-timed curse is golden, but when they use them all the time, it gets old. Cosby's great because you can watch his comedy with anyone and it's funny, not relying on shocking the audience.
I agree with you. Comedians who use swear words every other sentence are pretty much a turn off. Although I think Andrew Dice Clay is freakin' hillarious, every other word he says is a cuss word. It's so awkward at times trying to find the joke when someone just swears every other word. I'll go to the local bar if I want to hear somebody cuss like a sailor and think their funny.
i went over to the....whoo.. aahhh.. no wait a minute... i went over to the burger king, so the guy took a piece of beef.. and threw it on the grill.. i said o wow!
I laugh so hard everytime I watch this! It's so wonderful that he didn't have to swear constantly to get people laughing--he just had his humor and he had me cracking up! :)
Richard Pryor? you serious? man, you got a huge hole on your historyfile although the rest seems fine. Pryor's primetime was around the 70-80´s. if i remember it right, was it eddie murphy who said something along the lines of "if there was no pryor, there wouldnt be no Eddie"
Well, this Pryor was apparently at his prime at the same time Cosby was (70's), so I guess, choosing between Cosby and Pryor as the archetypal black comics are like trying to choose between Pizza Hut and Dominos as the archetypal pizza parlor.
See, I love Bill Cosby because he talks about stuff that is SO completely logical and realistic, and it's funny. And he isn't like other comedians, because he doesn't have to use a lot of bad words or be gross to be funny. He just is who he is and he's AWESOME!
I love Cosby's physical comedy. It's not stupid like Larry the Cable Guy. Cosby is clever and talks about life and he uses common sense. He does curse on occasion, but it's nice to hear a comedian who doesn't have to be bleeped every three seconds.
RoseMaddison 2 months ago
Funniest stand up routine of all time :)
guiness76 2 months ago
classic comedy stand up: perfect
guitar110297 3 months ago
Thank you bill, one day i stab my toe and i go, AAAAAH! OH WAIT A MINUTE WAIT A MINUTE!
pickchukoko 4 months ago
"Now there's different kinds of walking - a regular old raggedy Burban drunk..." ROTFL
GoodLifeCentral 4 months ago
Why are you pussies so afraid of curse words? I like Bill Cosby because hes fucking funny, not because he doesn't use curse words.
philanderadriaan 4 months ago
i thought that he did not use foul language
xxousia 5 months ago
@xxousia It's so weird hearing him cuss.
2010thekingofkings 4 months ago
"There they go! Cocaine, Jack!"
OldGreyBeard100 5 months ago in playlist Comedy
if there were 5ppl on earth who deserved to be young again bill cosby would be one of them.
MrBoSSmanBiGGs 6 months ago 2
5:27 Was that Planned :-o
KaristaSwiss 6 months ago
"and i said well yeah but what if your an asshole" lol
MrSyntheticDesign 8 months ago
my older brother doesn't laugh...just heads right for the zebra cakes and fruit punch wonder if he's doing it right...
felineshadow0221 8 months ago
Yep, no matter what happens, ALWAYS pass the joint...
jerico641 8 months ago
It intensifies your personality. Yes, but what if you're an asshole?
LuckyApplehead 8 months ago
Probably, the best drunk person walking act.
Fussinated 9 months ago
This is fucking hilarious, and thats coming from someone who smokes pot. Lol.
andydude30 9 months ago
'tell me, what is it about cocaine that makes it so wonderful?'
'well..it intensifies your personality.'
' and i said yes but what if you're an asshole?!'
LMFAO.
loopyallie1 10 months ago
people have probably already told ya but if they didn't this is actually from his stand up "Himself" just thought I'd let ya know : )
dhwasted 10 months ago
5:27 :O Was that planned :o
KaristaSwiss 11 months ago
I had no idea that Bill Cosby made these sort of jokes.But I think he,s making a point against drink and drugs
ThePearlofeire 11 months ago
that is the first time in my life ive heard bill cosby curse but that was hilarious what if youre an asshole?lol
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AAAHHHHHH!!! No Wait a minute! Wait a minute!!! AAAHHHH!!!
dopedreamz 11 months ago
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For an interesting article Google: 'Guatemalans to sue US government for secretly infecting them with syphilis.'
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For an interesting article Google: 'Guatemalans to sue US government for secretly infecting them with syphilis.'
promiseIsaih60 11 months ago
hey man pass that over!!!
joethatguyfromlife 1 year ago
"And I said Yes, buy what i your an asshole?" LOL
jediskunk67 1 year ago
Ahh the best way to celebrate Black History Month...by watching the Cos at his very best. This is so damn funny, man!
bucky468 1 year ago
How come this never made the Cos's "Himself" LP version of the film?
bucky468 1 year ago
Just a man sitting in a chair, and yet so entertaining.
He kind of lost it in recent years (he's no longer funny), but he was once one of the wittiest comics working.
mikedrud 1 year ago
cosby sounds like he's drunk ALL THE TIME.
waqqashanafi 1 year ago
yeah but wat if ur an asshole :/ ?
lauranightngal 1 year ago
"And the guy ate it!"
hahaha
ZotharReborn 1 year ago
I love it when he talks as "the Body"
katheb 1 year ago
audience member: "YAAAOOH!"
Bill: "There they go!"
jdsclassof09 1 year ago 3
"'Cause people on pure air don't worry about things like that." He's so right. Love im
twiwonder 1 year ago 4
lol he just said asshole, pretty sure whether it describes something or not, its still a swearword. Get over it.
laststand4 1 year ago
It takes real talent to not cuss and still be funny
ComradeMagnum 1 year ago 16
@ComradeMagnum 6:03
MrNico739 2 months ago
@ComradeMagnum 6:02
MrNico739 2 months ago
I wish there were more classy people like him. Most people my age (14) only like comedians who cuss a lot or talk about sex. :(
energeticbubble 1 year ago
@energeticbubble Well im 14 and i hate russel brand
jaybeegeeful 1 year ago
dad is great...give us chocolate cake
DreaL33 1 year ago
this is killin me
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johnnyreisinger 1 year ago
he did swear :P he said asshole :P
mageoverload 1 year ago
@mageoverload That wasn't a swear when Bill said "asshole"; it was an accurate description.
KaptKan1 1 year ago 3
I love Bill Cosby. He's my favorite person.
Hilaryisweird 1 year ago 2
Cosby is one of those few comedians that are funny AND say things that are uplifting and make you think ...
firdaus125 1 year ago 2
Simply Amazing.A true legend without a doubt.Him and Redd Foxx are my favorite comedians!!!
rebelwwe 1 year ago
"ahhh, noooo, wait a minute, wait a minute... ahhhh"
ADONIS6804 1 year ago
haha! hilarious! im 13 and i think this is hilarious! while the other ones in my school say dave chappel! no tastes
Darkwolf214 1 year ago 4
@Darkwolf214 dave is still really funny, but billy here is a legend
ahomevideoonline 1 year ago
Bill Cosby: What is so great about cocaine?
Man: It intensifies your personality.
Bill Cosby: Yes, but what if you're an asshole?
LMAO CLASSIC
TheSassy2005 1 year ago 4
I agree with everyone saying they like the clean comedy. This is the only time I ever heard him swear (Well what if you're an ass-hole), but in that place, I don't think any other word or phrase could of done it better.
CamusTheDark 1 year ago 3
I heard a sample of him saying "let's get high and have fun" on a Lords of
Acid remix
stjxp 1 year ago
This is Bill Cosby..when he was truly funny! not arrogant,ego
tripping and he really show his brillience!
143AC 1 year ago
What do you like to play?!
PoepOpStokje 1 year ago
@PoepOpStokje pokemon!
austingetzthesmall1 1 year ago
lol THIS is real comedy. by far the funniest stand up ever. Bill Cosby is amazing. hes so silly and a good story teller. lol reminds me of my dad. :)
perkalerk 1 year ago 6
James Stewart drank vodka and gin!
TheHoundofCulann 1 year ago
Rubbish.......
surfkid191 1 year ago
if u hit weed the right way u wont cough, as opposed to tobacco which will make ppl who are new to it cough no matter how lightly they hit it... ppl can just be greedy and impatient with the pot so they hit it too hard... but anyway this is funny
utubemyspaceaim 1 year ago
type in COMEDIAN CHRIS HILL, HE 17 AND HILARIOUS WATCH ALL 3 VIDEOS, THEY SAY HE IS THE NEXT BILL COSBY
kinghill88 1 year ago
THis is true comedy. Nice, clean, family friendly.
librarylover321 1 year ago
if you an keep your comedy clean and still be funny you are a comedy genius
tvcrunkfool 1 year ago
LOLOL "lets get high and get fun now im perinoid "am i fallin out of this chair?" LOLOLOLOLOL i freaggin love him :D
UnnamedToast 1 year ago 3
what if youre an asshole?. lmfao!!!
paintballprep0627 1 year ago 3
his story telling is the best..so original.
itzahazylife 1 year ago 2
love it :)
misskattttt55555 2 years ago 5
My reaking favorite comedian, you NEED to see this.
FordPrefect4213 2 years ago 5
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WarriorMigs24 2 years ago
Darn it, I was still eating while I started to watch this video and just after few seconds I couldn't continue to do these two things at the same time. Cosby is just too funny, better not to have anything in your mouth when you watch him performing... xD
asmodeus585 2 years ago 5
i have this on tape and it still works! Cosby is a LEGEND!!!
bigkrismikes 2 years ago 7
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Goodbye Bill.
PantsThatDontFit 2 years ago
what do u mean goodbye? he is still alive lol
oler93 2 years ago 6
it frightens me how he knows so much about this
Ironsixx 2 years ago 3
Bill Cosby Is a Legend .
WarriorMigs24 2 years ago 4
Yeah...don't think he died!
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trrisner 2 years ago 8
Bill Cosby didn't die dickheads.
micblaze85 2 years ago 5
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rip :(
blablaidiotbla 2 years ago
funniest stand-up comic ever!
101sunderlandv 2 years ago 3
cosby is still alive people
datboicuz 2 years ago 6
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brokenhopes100 2 years ago
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RIP Bill Cosby 1937-2010
brandonc223 2 years ago
funny as shit! but i could swear ive never said am i falling out of this chair when i was high...
GuitarHero62289 2 years ago 3
"but what if your an asshole??" lmao!!! ahahaha!!
WhoseLineBabygirl 2 years ago 8
hell yeah he is!!! the man is a legend!
WhoseLineBabygirl 2 years ago
i thought that he never curse? lol
leon101a 2 years ago
wtf
spideylover420 2 years ago
I think it's more of a 'Yeeeooww!' Like a rowdy redneck yell.
TheEvilNekoSable 2 years ago
I love that "OH WOW": /// was the NO! There they go! add libbed or planned?
KaristaSwiss 2 years ago
I know. Katt Williams modifies all his nouns with "motherf#&!n'."
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after i watch bill cosby, i realize that humans evolved from monkeys
waqqasharon 2 years ago
This is so classic I love him. I wish there were more like him. I love the art of stand up comedy and I love sharing it with my son and I just wish more comedians were "family" friendly. Still funny , still making their point and sharing their opinion but not needing to use curse words to get their. most of these comedians now wouldn't e funny to people if they did not curse.
0011silver 2 years ago 43
0011silver, you said it. There is no comedy in today's world, only obscenity.
yawnhockel 2 years ago 3
@0011silver Thats not true, swearing is more natural it has more flow it creates a certain relationship between the audience and the comedian which is informal which results in a comfortable relationship. Although i'm not saying a clean comic is uptight im just displaying the upside of cursing.
xp4nicc 1 year ago
@0011silver Amen, and most comedians are too political. I would recommend Bill Bailey however.
CrystalHunter1989 7 months ago
Cos' be good.
Ceaaa22 2 years ago
3:46-5:16 this is stinking hilarious and hysterical! :D
briezystar 2 years ago 2
the cocaine personality joke is classic! bravo
Jesseg777 2 years ago 6
5:35 awesome
girisking 2 years ago
lolz i splurted out my pepsi i cant stop laughing hahahahahahaha it hurts
epsdude 2 years ago
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dis guy crack me off
West96792sidE 2 years ago
then cut ur head off
MultiReflection 2 years ago
am i watching this video? :D
frenchfrey65 2 years ago
i dont know, are you?
5pac3c0w60y 2 years ago
no u r not but u were watching this video 4 weeks ago xD
dodywhatever 2 years ago
at least someone got the funny hint :D
frenchfrey65 2 years ago
Bill cosby is one of the funniest people alive, Although I'm not turned off by a comedian who cusses, I appreciate comedy if it is kept clean. Cosby does that and makes it freakin' hillarious. His bit about thinking his name was Jesus Christ was so damn funny.
Ken9284 2 years ago 86
also...the reason why its funny is because he uses everyday scenarios...and they're TRUE and you can relate =] i may only be 20. But Bill Cosby is always funny to anyone who knows his name and to those who don't of course. One of my favorite bits by him is Noah and the Arc. "AM I ON CANDID CAMERA?" XD classic
ratedrsuperstar89 2 years ago 2
I'm turned off when every other word out of a comedian's mouth is foul. The occasional, well-timed curse is golden, but when they use them all the time, it gets old. Cosby's great because you can watch his comedy with anyone and it's funny, not relying on shocking the audience.
gardenwife 2 years ago
I agree with you. Comedians who use swear words every other sentence are pretty much a turn off. Although I think Andrew Dice Clay is freakin' hillarious, every other word he says is a cuss word. It's so awkward at times trying to find the joke when someone just swears every other word. I'll go to the local bar if I want to hear somebody cuss like a sailor and think their funny.
Ken9284 2 years ago
which is why i hate katt williams
sadakokid45 2 years ago 2
hey man, pass that ova!
joeferrito 2 years ago
the reason you have to hold in the Mary Jane smoke is to get the good warm felling that radiates through your whole body!!
hellsinkivamp666 2 years ago
Thank you for that enlightening bit of knowledge. We are sure to treasure it for the remainder of our lives.
doublealufwaffe 2 years ago
aaaaahhhhhh no wait a minute wait a minute aaaaaaaahhhhhh !!!!
karlito5757 2 years ago 4
We need more smart comedy
thatboyhov 2 years ago 3
dead on ... and hilarious.
dredayak18 2 years ago 3
i went over to the....whoo.. aahhh.. no wait a minute... i went over to the burger king, so the guy took a piece of beef.. and threw it on the grill.. i said o wow!
EmilySen 2 years ago 6
lol his tie is sideways
rap623805 2 years ago
It always is.
RoseRedStudios 2 years ago
One of the best stand-ups ever, thank you for uploading this.
Also, there's no way that Bill Cosby never smoked weed, just look at him! ;)
northsouth0607 2 years ago 3
People say yeahhhhhhhhhh
I'll do it if you likeeeeeeeeee
Well, it intensifies your personality.
And I said yes, but what if you're an asshole?
shivaboyd 2 years ago 6
Lol at cocaine
tlswhdgjs 2 years ago 2
mrway667 why don't you think he's funny?
jediskunk67 2 years ago 2
I was born in the United States and this was made in Canada
My point is why was the camera pointed at just Bill and not the audience?
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jediskunk67 2 years ago
epic!
hodejgr 2 years ago
I laugh so hard everytime I watch this! It's so wonderful that he didn't have to swear constantly to get people laughing--he just had his humor and he had me cracking up! :)
angel13beagle13 2 years ago 8
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not that funny..
Rogerhansson 2 years ago
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you have no balls and never tried drugs
mattyzpb74 2 years ago
Yes, Matty. That must be the case. Boy did you show the internet.
bonereater 2 years ago 7
u only live once
mattyzpb74 2 years ago
Yeah that's why you shouldn't be an idiot during your life ...
RoseRedStudios 2 years ago
6:50 onwards is me every Friday after work, I cried laughing when I watched this
furb393 2 years ago 6
Thank goodness I found this genius.
AleXGT7 2 years ago 8
Such a dead-on and amazing piece.
jayisadrunk 2 years ago
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the audience is seen only 4 times then the rest of the film is pointed at Bill Cosby.
jediskunk67 2 years ago
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So?
EVILTRIPS666 2 years ago
Okay... So?
LinT5292 2 years ago
Bill Cosby-clean
Richard Pyror-dirty
danthman44444 2 years ago 8
both hilarious
randomyogi 2 years ago 4
yep
danthman44444 2 years ago
Without Bill Cosby, there would be no Eddie Murphy, no Chris Rock, Wayne Brady.
Bill Cosby is the archetypal black comedian.
dstebbin 2 years ago 5
you sure? Cosby does have his merits, im not denying that but doesnt the line start from pryor?
somberlight 2 years ago
Pryor? The only Pryor I've ever heard of is my US Senator, Mark Pryor.
dstebbin 2 years ago
Richard Pryor? you serious? man, you got a huge hole on your historyfile although the rest seems fine. Pryor's primetime was around the 70-80´s. if i remember it right, was it eddie murphy who said something along the lines of "if there was no pryor, there wouldnt be no Eddie"
somberlight 2 years ago
Well, this Pryor was apparently at his prime at the same time Cosby was (70's), so I guess, choosing between Cosby and Pryor as the archetypal black comics are like trying to choose between Pizza Hut and Dominos as the archetypal pizza parlor.
dstebbin 2 years ago
That may be true for Murphy but I say Cosby precedes Pryor for starting before him. Both are legends either way.
civil15 2 years ago
hes a clean comedian hes not always saying fuck and shit hes clean but funny as hell
dac031 2 years ago 4
"And a guy ate it!" lmfao!
aryonas 2 years ago
Bill Cosby. The Original King of Comedy! :)
Adz911 2 years ago
Best anti-drugs message ever
wratched 2 years ago 4
this is so funny
LISAakaElizabeth 2 years ago 3
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i really dond find bill cosby funny
mrway667 2 years ago
If you could spell...I would actually take you seriously.
NewMinnBoy 2 years ago 11
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i really dond find bill cosby funny either , so kiss my ass bitch
flyinganusinthesky 2 years ago
why would you look him up then?
jaybomonkey 2 years ago 3
i really dond find mrway667 funny
TheIncredibleDrAss 2 years ago 3
Check other parts like Child birth and dentists they are funny ! Unless u r into Seinfeld! Which i can understand :)
Beatzeppe 2 years ago
When I seen this on OnDemand I thought it was gunna be stupid. Was I wrong, I cracked up the whole time, XD
thejuggalohomie 2 years ago 8
but what if your an asshole?
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Funnygames013 2 years ago
Bill tells the truth .. and makes it funny - He is the Man.
Love Bill Cosby
boxxxah 2 years ago 3
See, I love Bill Cosby because he talks about stuff that is SO completely logical and realistic, and it's funny. And he isn't like other comedians, because he doesn't have to use a lot of bad words or be gross to be funny. He just is who he is and he's AWESOME!
blondgem664 2 years ago 16
POKEMON?!
66richardson 2 years ago 2
One of the greatest men(not just entertainers, MEN) of my generation. THANK YOU BILL COSBY!!!
src1tube 2 years ago 10
what was the name of this show?
whammydoom 3 years ago
"Himself"
hkfreak 3 years ago 3