Fear GOD who hath power to cast you into HELL(Luke 12:5)! Fear God and depart from evil(Proverbs 3:7)! God is ANGRY with the wicked everyday(Psalm 7:11)! Jesus Christ is the WAY, the TRUTH, and the LIFE, there is NO OTHER WAY to be saved(John 14:6)! For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved(John 3:17)! TURN FROM YOUR SINS AND SUBMIT 2 THE LORDSHIP OF JESUS CHRIST NOW! DON'T BOAST OF HAVING TOMORROW! Proverbs 27:1
@over9000christian don't mean to knock your beliefs, but there is more proof the FSM exists than god or jesus... sorry to ruin your day. but we accept your beliefs, and others, plus pastafarianism has a money back garentee which is important to me when choosing a religion, plus the warrentee helps too, may his noodly appendage touch you, RAmen
@over9000christian Luke 6:37 Judge not: and you shall not be judged. Condemn not: and you shall not be condemned. Forgive: and you shall be forgiven. (and there are no caps in the bible, you sanctimonious idiot!)
I want a 12 days of Ramendan song! On the first day of Ramendan, FSM sent to me a bowl of ramen noodles!
CallmeYami 3 weeks ago
title should be Flying Spaghetti Monster Holiday Song 2009.
PanORotta 6 months ago
may your life be graced by his noodly appendage.
Paterson212 1 year ago
@TheKerli22 His hell or ours? Ours isn't that bad....
HordeTillTheEnd 1 year ago
Fear GOD who hath power to cast you into HELL(Luke 12:5)! Fear God and depart from evil(Proverbs 3:7)! God is ANGRY with the wicked everyday(Psalm 7:11)! Jesus Christ is the WAY, the TRUTH, and the LIFE, there is NO OTHER WAY to be saved(John 14:6)! For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved(John 3:17)! TURN FROM YOUR SINS AND SUBMIT 2 THE LORDSHIP OF JESUS CHRIST NOW! DON'T BOAST OF HAVING TOMORROW! Proverbs 27:1
over9000christian 1 year ago
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@over9000christian shut the fuck up and go burn in hell
TheKerli22 1 year ago
@over9000christian don't mean to knock your beliefs, but there is more proof the FSM exists than god or jesus... sorry to ruin your day. but we accept your beliefs, and others, plus pastafarianism has a money back garentee which is important to me when choosing a religion, plus the warrentee helps too, may his noodly appendage touch you, RAmen
lechill1978 1 year ago
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@over9000christian Luke 6:37 Judge not: and you shall not be judged. Condemn not: and you shall not be condemned. Forgive: and you shall be forgiven. (and there are no caps in the bible, you sanctimonious idiot!)
Psikottix 1 year ago
@over9000christian But FSM loves you too!!!! - you don't need fear in your life!!!
Parmamsan!!
tomview1 1 year ago
@over9000christian He boiled for our sins!!
Bozmatic 1 year ago
Ramen to that!!
Yanksfan2344 1 year ago
@Yanksfan2344 How about..."Parmasan"!!
tomview1 1 year ago
pastafarian...wow...thats funny
Marioiswicked 2 years ago
May his noodley goodness touch you.
Ramen
Bozmatic 3 years ago 10
@Bozmatic RAAMMEN ramen ramen! PRAISE NOODLES!
mohomadali 1 year ago
funny
sn9696 3 years ago
haha, I love it!!!
seeking911 3 years ago
u have been touched by is noodely apendage
ramen
QuantumSalad 1 year ago
@QuantumSalad
Ramen
seeking911 1 year ago 4
Excellent!
fsmdude 3 years ago